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[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Rut:
You may not realize it but yours was a very valuable report. I think it is always useful to know the places and providers to avoid. Thanks
Lax[/QUOTE]
When it comes to Looks/body/attitude/service, I prefer service above all else. Attitude and and service really go to toghether. She can look as pretty as can be but if the service is lousy the whole experience is a waste.
Put on my Peter Pan outfit recently. You guys are definitely on to something :D
SMWSLT
Lax
[QUOTE=Rutdude]Had a horrible experience at the new Gold Spa (1829 M, 2nd floor) today. The girl (she said her name was Coco) provided very poor service and had a terrible attitude. Constantly kept pushing me back to check if wrapper was on. Constantly using kleenex to wipe herself. Just lay there mechanically for the 10 minutes I was there. Even complaining when I approached certain areas. I'm a clean guy, very particular about hygiene and have received very good GFE at Sun and I-bar before. Given the recent reported problems at those places, decided to try something new. Guess I tried the wrong place or received a terrible provider. Left after 10-15 minutes, was getting turned off by the attitude rather than getting turned on.[/QUOTE]
I wonder if this is the same coco from supra. I know she was there several months back --like last fall I think. She was bossy and the service was mediocre. See my post of 11/18/06 in this forum. I think she also went be 'sara' at one point.
Business visit to DC. Decided to try one of the 1829s. Went to the 3rd floor. I should have left, but it was late and I was tired. Timing was weird, girl kept leaving room w/o explanation for short times, offered TS after massage, lots of Korean jabbering outside the door. While receiving a sub-standard TS, accomplice took $$ from my wallet. Didn’t notice until too late.
Stay away!
[QUOTE=Rutdude]Had a horrible experience at the new Gold Spa (1829 M, 2nd floor) today. The girl (she said her name was Coco) provided very poor service and had a terrible attitude. Constantly kept pushing me back to check if wrapper was on. Constantly using kleenex to wipe herself. Just lay there mechanically for the 10 minutes I was there. Even complaining when I approached certain areas. I'm a clean guy, very particular about hygiene and have received very good GFE at Sun and I-bar before. Given the recent reported problems at those places, decided to try something new. Guess I tried the wrong place or received a terrible provider. Left after 10-15 minutes, was getting turned off by the attitude rather than getting turned on.[/QUOTE]I had a good experience with another provider at Gold. What I was wondering is which AMP is better, 2nd or 3rd floor?
[QUOTE=Spoondog]Happen to drive by happiness tonight and lights were on and the padlock was gone, anyone know if they are back ?[/QUOTE]
I daydreamed PP visited Happiness Monday afternoon. Royal was closed and had a note on the door with instructions to go to Happiness. PP followed the instructions and left a trail of breadcrumbs behind. When PP arrived he dreamed they were installing satelite tv in the lobby (cool). PP waited 15 minutes and was offered a not so special 40 something.
She seemed really nice, but PP declined. PP got the lowdown that new talent would be arriving after 8pm Tuesday. Go for it and report here. PP may give it a shot next visit to the district. The place seemed to be in good condition, but the stairway is still in need of a lot of renovation.
The trail of crumbs had been scooped up by a vicious band of pigeons, or homeless panhandlers. Not sure which? Confused and lost PP decided to prowl elsewhere. Happy trails.
PP
[QUOTE=pussprowler]I daydreamed PP visited Happiness Monday afternoon. Royal was closed and had a note on the door with instructions to go to Happiness. PP followed the instructions and left a trail of breadcrumbs behind. When PP arrived he dreamed they were installing satelite tv in the lobby (cool). PP waited 15 minutes and was offered a not so special 40 something.
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The trail of crumbs had been scooped up by a vicious band of pigeons, or homeless panhandlers. Not sure which? Confused and lost PP decided to prowl elsewhere. Happy trails.
PP[/QUOTE]PP- That's funny. :-)
[QUOTE=Nice 499]I had a good experience with another provider at Gold. What I was wondering is which AMP is better, 2nd or 3rd floor?[/QUOTE]In the past I've been to the 3rd floor. It was a little dark (only candles in the room) but it was awesome. A good solid 8 all around. Haven't been in a year. Ok more like 2 years. Memorable experience. No panhandler out in front though. Just some disgusted looks from some broad in the store on the first floor. Would have repeated but it's out of the way for me now. Plus parking is a NIGHTMARE nearby.
Cabbie!
[QUOTE=pussprowler]I daydreamed PP visited Happiness Monday afternoon. Royal was closed and had a note on the door with instructions to go to Happiness. PP followed the instructions and left a trail of breadcrumbs behind. When PP arrived he dreamed they were installing satelite tv in the lobby (cool). PP waited 15 minutes and was offered a not so special 40 something.
She seemed really nice, but PP declined. PP got the lowdown that new talent would be arriving after 8pm Tuesday. Go for it and report here. PP may give it a shot next visit to the district. The place seemed to be in good condition, but the stairway is still in need of a lot of renovation.
The trail of crumbs had been scooped up by a vicious band of pigeons, or homeless panhandlers. Not sure which? Confused and lost PP decided to prowl elsewhere. Happy trails.
PP[/QUOTE]
Royal closed?! Hope this isn't permanent.
Had the opportunity to party with all of you guys earlier in the week. But everybody was on their leash, so LL was on his own. What to do? SMWSLT.
I have the [post=521919]Three Kitties[/post] to consider (Kitty 1 was extraordinary); and there was a nice report by [post=522471]Raven[/post] that I wanted to sample, and then there was Tinkerbell. SMWSLT.
I consulted Little LL and we decided on two AMP visits. Tinkerbell first, then go eat, and then hit Kitty#1, (for the sake of the Peter Pan Tale, I shall nickname her Wendy). It was a deviously wonderful plan.
Highlights:[list][*]We did some measurements. She stands 4'9" tall. Her hand spans 5.5" ,wrist to end of middle finger, thus she cannot wrap her hand around my wrist. My hand can wrap around her wrist and overlap the first joint of my middle finger. I weigh over three times her weight. [*]She actually gives a pretty decent massagi.[*]I continued the quest to wrap my tounge completely around her pelvic bone. Almost got it this time.[*]Sexo was off the charts. [*]She either got an "O" or is a great actess.[*]She cuddled with me for about 15 minutes.[*]I was in and out of the spa in 75 minutes - they were busy.[*]She likes a good massage too.[*]Imagine the Tinkerbell face (perfect and cute) with her hair spread around it on the bed...She is looking into your eyes and adjusting herself for deeper penetration...[*]Did I mention GFE?[/list]The rest of the night? The problem was that a whole hour with Tink fucking blew my mind, and actually satisfied Little LL completely. There was this inherent fear in me that any second session, even with another fave, would be at best anticlimactic, and at worst a disappointment. It would be unfair to Wendy and could not make either head any more satisfied...
Tinkerbell need not have been jealous tonight, but Peter also has this thing for Wendy--we'll see where this goes. I will try again to implement the Wendy/Tinkerbell plan on my next DC visit.
SMWSLT. Now where did I put my blue pills????
LoveLOS
It's rare for me to call it a night after one, when more are available...
My report:
Yeah, what [post=524036]he said[/post]...
Little LL
You boys are so funny refering to your other halves in your dreams. I think I'll take PC out to a nooky dinner now.
PCs PC out
[QUOTE=LoveLOS] Tinkerbell first,
Highlights:[list][*]We did some measurements. She stands 4'9" tall. Her hand spans 5.5" ,wrist to end of middle finger, thus she cannot wrap her hand around my wrist. My hand can wrap around her wrist and overlap the first joint of my middle finger. I weigh over three times her weight.
[*]She actually gives a pretty decent massagi.
[*]I continued the quest to wrap my tounge completely around her pelvic bone. Almost got it this time.
[*]Sexo was off the charts.
[*]She either got an "O" or is a great actess.
LoveLOS[/QUOTE]Hey LL and little ll
Do AMP/Escorts really come/orgasm or do they fake it? I demand to know! Is it Real or is it Memorex?
Who gives a shit! When Tinkerbell was coming on little ll(you lucky motherfucker) do you ask little ll is it real, is it fake? Fuck No. Big LoveLOS and little ll just fucking enjoy it, you lucky motherfucker.
Did I say that already?
Big Red and little red
[QUOTE=Big Red50]Who gives a shit! When Tinkerbell was coming on little ll(you lucky motherfucker) do you ask little ll is it real, is it fake? Fuck No. Big LoveLOS and little ll just fucking enjoy it, you lucky motherfucker. [/QUOTE]My motto is the [b]best actress wins©[/b]!! [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=509688&highlight=best+actress+wins#post509688] Read this one![/url]
And that, my good friend, is going to have to be another LL trademarked and copyrighted phrase. Be careful about using the Memorex thing too, I think there is a © on that one...
And yes, I am a lucky motherfucker! :D
LoveLOS
Best actress wins ©2007 LoveLOS. First used in [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=501029&highlight=best+actress+wins#post501029]this report[/url].
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Had the opportunity to party with all of you guys earlier in the week. But everybody was on their leash, so LL was on his own. What to do? SMWSLT.
The problem was that a whole hour with Tink fucking blew my mind, and actually satisfied Little LL completely. There was this inherent fear in me that any second session, even with another fave, would be at best anticlimactic, and at worst a disappointment. It would be unfair to Wendy and could not make either head any more satisfied...
Tinkerbell need not have been jealous tonight, but Peter also has this thing for Wendy--we'll see where this goes. I will try again to implement the Wendy/Tinkerbell plan on my next DC visit.
SMWSLT. Now where did I put my blue pills????
LoveLOS[/QUOTE]
LL
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well - preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming . - What a Ride ". I hope we all get there!
LL, one of my many form mentors! :)
Happy Hunting
AJ