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[QUOTE=Blake123;2588328]Yeah, I was very skeptical about that report. In the multiple years I have been in this forum, I have never ever seen such a negative review of an AMP provider. To me, it just didn't add up. Jordan is still on my bucket list.[/QUOTE]Yep, definitely worth seeing in my opinion. I stand by my original review of Jordan. I think the "irony" was perhaps a little too thick in the review. But if his experience was anything like mine, I know he had a great time.
In the OC area where I hail from the AMP quality pales in comparison to what you have here. I've done many fuglies, grannies, fatties, smelly pussies, and when I get an attractive woman it's often, "don't lick the pussy" or the titties, and with too rare exception, no BBBJ, and virtually never DFK or finish BBBJCIM. To top it off, it's usually $150-$200 for about 10 min of action, often less, and almost always rushed. So a session with Dallas is like a dream come true for me, and I've tried to give parts of this very long post a little "romance novel" feel to it.
When I got back to my hotel after seeing Dallas the first time (a week ago Thursday night), I couldn't stop thinking about her. I knew that I must see her again, but when? I felt I couldn't see her the next day, so Friday morning I instead went to Happiness and had a superb GFE session with Mika there. As great as it was, though, I couldn't stop thinking about Dallas as I ate lunch. So I took a long nap to rest my middle-aged bone (s), and when I woke up noticed that Jr had some life to him. That was all I needed to see, and I called up and had no difficulty making an appointment with Dallas for 9 pm. It was only the late afternoon when I phoned in, but the boys needed some more time to recuperate to better insure I would be able to pop again.
I felt like a teenager as I waited in anticipation for my hour with Dallas. I thought of everything I wanted to do with her down to the minutest of details. As the hours passed I imagined myself ravishing her completely.
9 pm finally arrived, and soon after I rang the bell the MMS showed me to the room. Despite it being a Friday night, I was the only customer there. So the MMS told me I could walk to the shower on my own. After showering and using some mouthwash, I was just about to open the door when it opened and Dallas poked her head in. She instantly remembered me with a big smile and cheerful laugh. "You're back! Nice to see you again!" playfully giggling all the while. As she walked me back to the room, I told her, "I couldn't wait to have some more of your southern, texan, hospitality," which elicited more giggles, "and I figured there isn't a rule against me seeing you again today, is there?" To which she replied something like, "Oh no, honey. You can see me any time!
She looked absolutely gorgeous as before, with a face that is dreamy beautiful. I could barely contain myself looking at her in just a lacy bra and thong to reveal her perfect, thin, petite yet delightfully curvy physique. The action began as I sat on the edge of the bed and she stood in front of me. Whereas the previous night I was content to let Dallas mostly run the show, this night I needed to take the lead. When she put her arms around my neck and began with a little LK smooch, I upped the tempo to make-out DFK with one hand gently pressing her head into me to get deeper tongue action and the other hand feeling her all over. After unsnapping her bra, I gave her some quick, strong kisses on her neck and face, and then stood up and proceeded to DFK-make-out some more while fondling her tight little ass.
Then Dallas gave out a delightfully sexy bubbly gasp and squeal when I easily lifted up her petite body and lay her on the bed in one quick motion. I immediately got on top of her for some hot tittie tonguing, sucking, and squeezing. Her nipples quickly hardened, and she moaned and gasped as I ravished her beautiful natural be / see-cups. Before too long I went for more make-out, tongue-jousting-sucking passionate DDDFK. The chemistry we had this second night was perfect! I wanted her so badly, and she willingly responded to all of my desires.
Soon I felt it was time to play downstairs. So I removed her g-string and kissed her body all the way down until I was positioned to taste her pretty shaved kitty. What made the DATY extra awesome is that she responded so well and let me take as much time as I pleased (somewhere between 10-15 min). I bent her legs far back so that her kitty was spread out wide before me. It didn't take long for her juices to start flowing. I worked in some DATO as well, though I kept it brief since I didn't get the impression it was her favorite. (She didn't say anything, though.) Soon both she and I were soaked with her juices as she gasped, "I am cumming!" After a little pause, I started up again for more of the same but with increased intensity. Not sure how many times she climaxed, at least twice. Eventually, as I like to do when I'm soaked in a woman's juices, I playfully tongued her while shaking my head side-to-side very quickly. She giggled at seeing me do this, and I couldn't help but laugh too. It seemed like a good place to stop. She reached for a towel and helped me wipe my drenched face. Then she pressed her lips to mine and gave me a passionate DDDFK "thank you" while also stroking Jr. Did I say I was in Heaven?
Now it was my turn, and she proceeded to give me her fantastic BBBJ and more. Watching her pretty face gorge herself on my cock is just as good as feeling it. Then she moves down to the boys & taint, giving them proper attention. As she does so, I lift my legs up a little and soon she presses my thighs back into me to give a relatively brief, but excellent, deep rimming.
When she finally put the hat on, I told her to ride me. Normally, I find CG to be the most boring position. But first I wanted to relax and watch this little sex goddess perform for me. I was not disappointed. She gave me a great passionate ride: hard, fast, lots of hair flying all over the place, lots of moaning and gasping while I firmly held her titties. So much fun and so sexy!
Then it was on to MISH. The previous night she had to stop me because I was going in too deep for her. This time I inserted very slowly and stopped short of full penetration. She looked so beautiful, I had to get some more fabulous DDDK. I couldn't get enough of her! I loved the GFE with her arms around me and caressing me as I slowly pumped. Soon I got into "push-up" position to pump her a little harder but not too hard. (She's too delicate to take a real pounding.). Since I was more gentle this time, she really seemed to dig it. I picked up the pace and kept at it. Then to my delight she surprised me by loudly yelling, "I. . . Am. . . Cuming! I finished her and then paused to let her recover.
I was debating with myself whether to continue in MISH or try DS, but I was also tiring. Dallas settled the issue by getting up and taking off the cover for the BBBJCIM finish. She gave me the same great BBBJ w / FIA she did last time, but I wasn't able to pop like that this night after all my recent play. I could tell she would need to apply just a little more pressure. Eventually she stopped her frantic head bobbing for a pause and instead sucked a bit on my nips. Then she proceeded with an oiled HJ / FIA, which still took a while, but eventually did the trick.
I lay down on the bed totally spent both physically and emotionally. Like the previous night, Dallas cleaned me up and for the remaining 10 min or so gave me a really excellent, near-CMT quality massage while I lay on my back. Soon it was time to say goodbye, and we hugged, smooched, and I handed her the tip.
It's been a week since I had my magical encounters with Dallas. She is without a doubt my ATF. She's so special I'm tempted to book a flight back out just to see her. You Honolulu guys have it made for sure.
[QUOTE=LonelySmiles;2588845]Yep, definitely worth seeing in my opinion. I stand by my original review of Jordan. I think the "irony" was perhaps a little too thick in the review. But if his experience was anything like mine, I know he had a great time.[/QUOTE]I think the guy just wants her for himself. He can't be that repulsive right?
Since these providers are in such high demand, what is the appointment policy? If I call hours in advance for a particular provider will that request be honored or will I be turned away be / see everyone is busy?
Thanks.
[QUOTE=Losi5;2589251]Since these providers are in such high demand, what is the appointment policy? If I call hours in advance for a particular provider will that request be honored or will I be turned away be / see everyone is busy?
Thanks.[/QUOTE]Rejuve has always been good about honoring my appointments. In fact, I sometimes schedule a few days in advance when I know a hot provider is returning from vacation. However, I am also fairly regular at Rejuve and I've never missed an appointment. Depending on the girl, like if you are trying to get Dallas or Nani on a weekend, expect to schedule 5+ hours out at a minimum. Many regulars schedule 2 hour sessions and there are a lot of regulars for these girls. Occasionally, I've gotten lucky to get a spot after a cancellation, but in general, if you wait until 6 pm on a week night to call for an appointment, don't be surprised if the girl is booked solid or not available until late.
Example, I knew Nani was returning this Saturday, so I called mama May to book my Saturday appointment back on Thursday morning. Even then, when I asked for Nani's first appointment slot on Saturday morning, there were a couple guys ahead of me LOL. Moral of the story, you have to be flexible and understand first come first serve for appointment slots.
Thanks Lonely Smiles, I'll keep that in mind.
Some times when I call to book a appointment couple days in advance I always get told by mamasan on the phone to just call on that day. When that day comes and I call everything is usually all booked up. And then I get told to call again tomorrow. Does anybody else gets this problem or it's just me. Dallas and Nani yup I agree there high in demand. For those that seen them know why. I rarely get appointment with them due to either no times available or it's the times I can't make it so I usually have no choice but just go with somebody else.
[QUOTE=LonelySmiles;2589375]Rejuve has always been good about honoring my appointments. In fact, I sometimes schedule a few days in advance when I know a hot provider is returning from vacation. However, I am also fairly regular at Rejuve and I've never missed an appointment. Depending on the girl, like if you are trying to get Dallas or Nani on a weekend, expect to schedule 5+ hours out at a minimum. Many regulars schedule 2 hour sessions and there are a lot of regulars for these girls. Occasionally, I've gotten lucky to get a spot after a cancellation, but in general, if you wait until 6 pm on a week night to call for an appointment, don't be surprised if the girl is booked solid or not available until late.
Example, I knew Nani was returning this Saturday, so I called mama May to book my Saturday appointment back on Thursday morning. Even then, when I asked for Nani's first appointment slot on Saturday morning, there were a couple guys ahead of me LOL. Moral of the story, you have to be flexible and understand first come first serve for appointment slots.[/QUOTE]You guys who call for appointments and told to wait 5 hours to days are more of a man than me. If I don't get it right away, I don't want it cause my imagination runs wild. And I'm not horny enough to where I can't think straight.
[QUOTE=MongerZ;2589517]You guys who call for appointments and told to wait 5 hours to days are more of a man than me. If I don't get it right away, I don't want it cause my imagination runs wild. And I'm not horny enough to where I can't think straight.[/QUOTE]This sounds like me also, 3-4 hrs a heads up is probably the best I could ever do to call ahead otherwise I lose interest even going and end up doing something else, but I always stuck to just dropping in with maybe an hour or 2 call just to see because all worked up to see a fav.
Gawd I love Momma May. Ya she's hung it up (for now) and has a bf who's deployed but what a charmer.
So I was chatting with mama May this morning while Nani was showering and getting ready for our session. Unfortunately, even though Kevein's super detailed review of Jordan was supposed to be 'tongue in cheek' and indicate that he actually had a great time, there has definitely been some misunderstanding that is hurting Jordan's business.
According to May, a few guys have called in and upon finding out that only Jordan is currently available have said "oh, no, she has a very bad review. ".
Lesson, if you want to write a positive report, recommend being straightforward. Unless you are genuinely dissatisfied with your session.
For the record, I wrote a very detailed review of her in post #283 in this thread. The following was my paragraph about her menu:
"Menu: Full GFE DFK (this girl loves to kiss, I never once felt turned away) receptive to DATY, DATO, BBBJ w / BLS and CFS available. Again, Jordan also loved the whole body to body rub, back licking, kissing, and teasing before DATO. I had her lie down face down with just her heels on and went to town with my full repertoire. I began by kissing her from her ankles up to her shoulders, and then lying down on top of her, my throbbing erection rubbing between her ass cheeks, as we DFK'd."
[QUOTE=LonelySmiles;2590110]So I was chatting with mama May this morning while Nani was showering and getting ready for our session. Unfortunately, even though Kevein's super detailed review of Jordan was supposed to be 'tongue in cheek' and indicate that he actually had a great time, there has definitely been some misunderstanding that is hurting Jordan's business.
According to May, a few guys have called in and upon finding out that only Jordan is currently available have said "oh, no, she has a very bad review. ".
Lesson, if you want to write a positive report, recommend being straightforward. Unless you are genuinely dissatisfied with your session.
For the record, I wrote a very detailed review of her in post #283 in this thread. The following was my paragraph about her menu:
"Menu: Full GFE DFK (this girl loves to kiss, I never once felt turned away) receptive to DATY, DATO, BBBJ w / BLS and CFS available. Again, Jordan also loved the whole body to body rub, back licking, kissing, and teasing before DATO. I had her lie down face down with just her heels on and went to town with my full repertoire. I began by kissing her from her ankles up to her shoulders, and then lying down on top of her, my throbbing erection rubbing between her ass cheeks, as we DFK'd."[/QUOTE]Isn't it pretty obvious by now? Some people just don't have the mental capacity to figure it out I guess haha.
[QUOTE=JSon808;2590133]Isn't it pretty obvious by now? Some people just don't have the mental capacity to figure it out I guess haha.[/QUOTE]I think that it was such an injustice for Kevein to write that bad revieew of Jordan. If he had a good time, he should write it as such because this will help others like myself to want to see Jordan. It will also help Jordan to get more business. This will help her as well. It is totally cowardly to write a review full of lies expecting people to think it is a joke and expect people to figure it out that it is false. Come On, Grow Up, Kevein! We are not playing games here!! I will go and see Jordan and write a true review. I'm sure she is awesome!
[QUOTE=Kevein;2587032]My first time at Rejuve. Been trying to find a new home base (so to speak) since Empire closed. Heard decent things about Jordan so I thought I'd try her or Yoko out (since I am partial to Japanese girls). Yoko was busy so I got Jordan. Sweet. At least one was available for a last-minute thing.
I get in, and Jordan doesn't even introduce herself. She didn't smile at me, didn't ask me how I was. And I most certainly didn't really like how she looked with her really tan, smooth skin with that gor. Ugly tan line. Hideous. Yeah, hideous. Anyway, she doesn't even invite me to shower with her. So I completely missed out on her guiding me in the shower, gently washing me off with nice, warm water. And I wasn't able to experience her pressing against me to reach behind me and wash my back off with her gorgeous, tan lined breasts pressed up against my chest. She didn't get to turn me around and wash me off, reaching around me, pressing her luscious tits against my back washing my body off. None of that happened. At all. And it wasn't amazing when she didn't give me a nice BBBJ right there in the shower. *sigh*.
When we got back to the room. Which we never left because she didn't take me to the shower. She asked me to lay down. And it got boring really fast. Simple light rubbing up and down my back. Not once did she take her top off and rub those really nice and soft breasts with nice big nipples (nipples, not areolas) across the entirety of my back. Not once! She didn't slide them on my ass or legs, either. Really disappointing.
She asked me to turn over and proceeded to do the same on my chest. Just light rubbing with her hands. Her beautiful nipples never once touched my chest, rubbed up and down my entire body. I wouldn't know what it felt like if she had rubbed them on my completely hard little guy, even if it was hard at this point, which is sure as hell wasn't. I mean, how could it with her succulent breasts not even touching my body at all. It would have been nice if at that point she let me rub my hand between her legs and massage her down there while she gave me a fantastic BBBJ (which I never got) at that point. And it would have been even better if she had hopped over into a 69 position and let me DATY and rim that while she continued to BBBJ. But alas, I never got to taste that deliciously beautiful nani of hers which I'm going to assume smelled fantastic as I never got a chance to find out.
The raincoat was put on and all I got was mish. She didn't slowly guide me in for a 3 different cg positions while passionately dfk, at all. Nor did she pull my head up to lick and suck on those plump breasts of hers. God, so hot. If that ever happened. She also didn't bite her lip hard in ecstasy, trying to control her moans, smiling at me, telling me how good I was. And not once did she ask me to change positions. Never did I get to go from bottom to on top. Because it was only mish. And during that, she never wrapped her legs around me, pulling me into her her. Nor did she grab me by my back and pull me in, letting me dfk or lick and suck on her neck, ears, clavicle, while she continued biting her bottom lip. Nope. Just laid down quietly not trying not to moan too loud or holding onto me very tightly to the point I felt my skin tug.
Once the whole charade was over, she got tired and she didn't even let me finish deep inside. I didn't have one of the most satisfying O's since Sophie was at Empire (a year or so ago. I don't think she ever came back). She didn't smile at me and help pull the raincoat off or clean me up. No laying down next to me once I was all clean and she most certainly didn't gently rub her hand up and down my still hard buddy. And can you believe she didn't even offer to BBBJ again while I was still hard?
No offer to massage, either. I didn't get a very good massage with quite a bit of pressure, almost as if she knew what she was doing. Nope. She just told me I had to tip, and get out. She didn't let me just lay there while she got on top of me and gave me a lengthy back massage that just felt great. I was so in the mood for that, too. I tipped, and left, and she didn't even take me to the door or give me a kiss goodbye.
A: 0. 5 / L: 0. 5 / S: 1. 5.
Would not repeat. Do not suggest her. Don't go there. Don't see Jordan.[/QUOTE]Strangest review ever. After reading it, I got nothing out of it. Should have wrote "LOL" at the end of it to give us some hint that it was all bs or something.
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