Space Cadets

Whatever floats your boat, ye of many but no dream posts.

[QUOTE=BrevardNewbie;2685041]Great to have a "delete / ignore member" capability on here![/QUOTE]

I love this part of the forum. It gives everyone the chance to show that they have an opinion. Since opinions are like assholes and everyone has one (that may stink, if you don't keep it clean), I like it even more that we can share that we can all be assholes at times (present company NOT excluded).

Please, Do Carry On and Wrap That Rascal!

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A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "Thats a good piece of fir. " "Correct, says the manager, now try this one. " "Thats a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.

With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused, says the blind man, Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her ass in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, you're trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It's the shit house door off a tuna boat!" Your HIRED!

When did this turn into the joke forum? I thought where supposed to air the dirty laundry on here.

[blue]So call somebody a fuckwad.

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Brevard Newbie has been around here for years and doesn't have to answer to some dip shit that thinks he is running this place after 30 posts.

[QUOTE=FLHobbyMan;2685547]Whatever floats your boat, ye of many but no dream posts.[/QUOTE]

They suck, fucking tired of hearing about Stephanie of Palm Bay. Nobody fucking any strange in this county or what? No reviews just people asking for Intel. Did any senior members date this UTR that was allegedly abused?

I asked Space Coast in a PM. Who the asshole was that was not a gentleman and got a vague response. I have shared info with a few senior members here and if any of them fucked with a girl I recommended she would know who it was and I sure as shit would.

Thank you A2 for opening up this thread. I can finally call bullshit without being kicked out of the sandbox.

I was thinking the same exact thing Hodar. Can't believe 1/2 the things said on here. I always try to consider the source, and then watch before I take anything as an absolute.

[QUOTE=Hodar;2689528]They suck, fucking tired of hearing about Stephanie of Palm Bay. Nobody fucking any strange in this county or what? No reviews just people asking for Intel. Did any senior members date this UTR that was allegedly abused?

I asked Space Coast in a PM. Who the asshole was that was not a gentleman and got a vague response. I have shared info with a few senior members here and if any of them fucked with a girl I recommended she would know who it was and I sure as shit would.

Thank you A2 for opening up this thread. I can finally call bullshit without being kicked out of the sandbox.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hodar;2689528] Did any senior members date this UTR that was allegedly abused?[/QUOTE]She stood me up today. Just sayin.

[QUOTE=Hodar;2689528]They suck, fucking tired of hearing about Stephanie of Palm Bay. Nobody fucking any strange in this county or what? No reviews just people asking for Intel. Did any senior members date this UTR that was allegedly abused?

I asked Space Coast in a PM. Who the asshole was that was not a gentleman and got a vague response. I have shared info with a few senior members here and if any of them fucked with a girl I recommended she would know who it was and I sure as shit would.

Thank you A2 for opening up this thread. I can finally call bullshit without being kicked out of the sandbox.[/QUOTE]Well, you are my hero.

Now, what exactly would I have to gain by giving this group the name of a good provider, that is a little off the radar, and then making up a story so that they NOT go visit her? Or, are you suggesting that the provider made the story up so she could take a night off? I know when a girl gets hurt. I've had it happen to people close to me, dear to me, too much. I've seen the damage it does first hand. I've lived with it.

I had the provider all me upset that she was abused. Maybe it doesn't fit your interpretation of abuse, or assault, or rape. Who the hell are you to judge that? If the provider, who needs the money to survive, calls to tell me that she's taking a few days away to think about this and to please don't pass her information, and who was upset enough to delete all the conversations from her phone, says she was treated roughly, I tend to take them at their word.

A vague answer in this instance is that of all the "mongers" who contacted me about this girl BEFORE she was assaulted, I have heard from all but 3. So, if one of the guys who did contact me afterward to pass along their regards to Star did, that pretty much makes him a sociopath. If one of the three that I have NOT heard from did it, it makes him a coward. Vague still?

SC.

[QUOTE=Littleshyguy;2692126]I usually stay out of this kind of stuff and I certainly have no knowledge of the particular provider that is the focus of this "discussion", but I just have to say in response to Chris5's post: You and I have very different ways of looking at the world.

Do many BP girls lie? Yes, sure. Do many people in the general population lie? Yep!

Do I know whether anything happened to this woman? No, but I have no reason to doubt the report regarding it.

Do I think it would be a good idea for this guy to provide PM information about who may have hurt a provider? Not sure. If he is 100% certain, then yes that info should be available at least to other providers. But how can we know unless a board handle is known and it can be authenticated that it was indeed the "accused" versus someone using his handle. Many unknowns.

Chris5, you seem to have some anger issues, in my non-professional opinion.[/QUOTE]If I knew for certain I would let you know. As I cannot for certain say who it was, it's prudent not to point fingers. Your system of justice guarantees innocence until proven otherwise.

Two of the more level-headed and trustworthy members of the board have had the 3 'gentlemans' handles sent to them via PM. I'm taking advice from these people who are a little less emotional than me. And I appreciate it fully.

And Chris5, I'm so glad you are walking the streets with the rest of us. Can't buy that sort of ignorance just anywhere.

SC.

It is a necessary psychological release but geez it seems like there's more energy venting lately than sharing good info on our lovely ladies.

[BLUE]It's rare that I redact posts on fight threads but this forum never has and never will allow people to promote violence against sex workers. Thanks to the many good men that pointed it out and my personal apologies for not catching it first.

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I couldn't hold off any longer, we were going at it pretty good and then my hernia belt slipped and squeezed my nut sack and. Wham! Right in the kisser.

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me?

After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On your wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh, when your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping. ".

The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.

Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby screams, "What the FUCK was that?

The wife explains, "oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping. ".

The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my GOD DAMN balls!

Thanks BN, senilitys a ***** LOL.

This a fucking set up, right? I'd really like to know how many people send their pics to a random like this. I mean, it's got to be LEO just getting intel.

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