BackPage Advertiser Reviews

Those Backpage ads are so damn easy to brows, and a lot of those images catch a guy's attention; so it was with La'Lani's ads and me. Promonger1998 had posted a quick review, and there was a little more info on the oThER board, so I did not go in with GFE expectations, thus I was not disappointed. In fact, I was pleasantly surprised to find a very fine looking chocolate Haitian playmate from North Carolina who looks better in person than in her ads. She was friendly, sweet, has a slight southern accent, and she knows what she's doing with a man.

Easy set-up by phone about an hour before we met. Incall was a student oriented apartment complex near UCF, her place is spacious, comfortable, neat and relatively clean. She has a few small pets that were cute and did not interfere with our date. We headed directly back to the bedroom with a brief restroom stop on the way. Meet the pets then we got undressed, I stood behind her and explored her athletic body; a former track athlete, La'lani has a very fine body. Nice attractive breasts with protruding hershey's nipples. Her skin is amazingly smooth and clean, I don't recall any tattoos.

She spread a towel on the bed and asked me to lay back. She crawled between my legs, applied a cover, and began a nice competent CBJ. I much prefer a BBBJ, but she was obviously experienced, adjusted her technique a little to suit my requests, and she got my full attention. About halfway through our 30 minute date she paused to ask if I was ready to move on to other things; I probably should have enjoyed more of her CBJ, but I was going with her flow so we progressed to CFS. I got behind her for some slow doggy style with exaggerated verbal sound effects (I know I am not that great, but she tried to make me feel like I was really pleasing her). Gazing down at her beautiful back, her smooth dark unmarked skin; I was running my hands up and down her powerful thighs; I was thinking about how lucky I was to get a little time and companionship from a woman like this! I asked her to lay down flat and we continued in Lazy Doggy style until I released my load; then we just lay there for a few minutes and talked. . . Eventually she got some wet wipes and we cleaned-up.

Unfortunately, LaLani doesn't provide a "GFE" level of service; no DFK, no DATY, no BBBJ; but from my prior research I expected that going in, so I am not complaining, just reporting. She was running a "Special" but I booked the 30 minutes, which worked out to be just fine, and I felt the exchange was a good value. Guys who like the CBJ and pump-and-dump experience will really enjoy Le'Lani's special. Man, she has great legs and a gorgeous bubble boot'ay.

LaLani is not exactly an amateur at this. Some simple research found that she has worked as Zahiry, Kalani, and now La'Lani. Her travels have run through Raleigh, Atlanta, and San Antonio; but Orlando is her home for the foreseeable future and we are lucky to have her. I collected some images from her ads in other cities, some are better than the images she has been posting locally, and I believe these are a fair representation of what she actually looks like.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lalani-limited-timeincall50-specialbeautiful-ebonysweet-roundbottom-24/9634354[/URL]

[URL]http://zahiry.sexynclassy.com/about.htm[/URL]

[ATTACH=CONFIG]346963[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]346964[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]346965[/ATTACH].

You can look at the photos and tell; and who went to see it and left a positive reviews? So many fake IDs in here it is a shame. Or does the reviewer like TS aka Terror Squads when the pant drop, maybe they had a sword fight or a cock fight (2 male chickens in the back yard). Get it Cock Fight.

[QUOTE=WilliamMstrs;2237470]Didn't I pay attention to Master see's post, yikes!

To those who may still have doubts, go ahead and listen to her tone. Reminds me of the old Budweiser frogs. Bud-weiiis-errr.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WilliamMstrs;2237470]Didn't I pay attention to Master see's post, yikes!

To those who may still have doubts, go ahead and listen to her tone. Reminds me of the old Budweiser frogs. Bud-weiiis-errr.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BackJack;2237633]You can look at the photos and tell; and who went to see it and left a positive reviews? So many fake IDs in here it is a shame. Or does the reviewer like TS aka Terror Squads when the pant drop, maybe they had a sword fight or a cock fight (2 male chickens in the back yard). Get it Cock Fight.[/QUOTE]I had to go check this one out in the past. I was young, dumb and full of cum. I'm not 100% sure it's a man but if not something else ain't right. Has all the proper equipment downstairs. But the face, voice, height etc is too much to ignore. Would never repeat not even with somebody else's dick.

KC.

[QUOTE=RegularGuy69;2237616]Those Backpage ads are so damn easy to brows, and a lot of those images catch a guy's attention; so it was with La'Lani's ads and me. Promonger1998 had posted a quick review, and there was a little more info on the oThER board, so I did not go in with GFE expectations, thus I was not disappointed. In fact, I was pleasantly surprised to find a very fine looking chocolate Haitian playmate from North Carolina who looks better in person than in her ads. She was friendly, sweet, has a slight southern accent, and she knows what she's doing with a man.

Easy set-up by phone about an hour before we met. Incall was a student oriented apartment complex near UCF, her place is spacious, comfortable, neat and relatively clean. She has a few small pets that were cute and did not interfere with our date. We headed directly back to the bedroom with a brief restroom stop on the way. Meet the pets then we got undressed, I stood behind her and explored her athletic body; a former track athlete, La'lani has a very fine body. Nice attractive breasts with protruding hershey's nipples. Her skin is amazingly smooth and clean, I don't recall any tattoos.

She spread a towel on the bed and asked me to lay back. She crawled between my legs, applied a cover, and began a nice competent CBJ. I much prefer a BBBJ, but she was obviously experienced, adjusted her technique a little to suit my requests, and she got my full attention. About halfway through our 30 minute date she paused to ask if I was ready to move on to other things; I probably should have enjoyed more of her CBJ, but I was going with her flow so we progressed to CFS. I got behind her for some slow doggy style with exaggerated verbal sound effects (I know I am not that great, but she tried to make me feel like I was really pleasing her). Gazing down at her beautiful back, her smooth dark unmarked skin; I was running my hands up and down her powerful thighs; I was thinking about how lucky I was to get a little time and companionship from a woman like this! I asked her to lay down flat and we continued in Lazy Doggy style until I released my load; then we just lay there for a few minutes and talked. . . Eventually she got some wet wipes and we cleaned-up.

Unfortunately, LaLani doesn't provide a "GFE" level of service; no DFK, no DATY, no BBBJ; but from my prior research I expected that going in, so I am not complaining, just reporting. She was running a "Special" but I booked the 30 minutes, which worked out to be just fine, and I felt the exchange was a good value. Guys who like the CBJ and pump-and-dump experience will really enjoy Le'Lani's special. Man, she has great legs and a gorgeous bubble boot'ay.

LaLani is not exactly an amateur at this. Some simple research found that she has worked as Zahiry, Kalani, and now La'Lani. Her travels have run through Raleigh, Atlanta, and San Antonio; but Orlando is her home for the foreseeable future and we are lucky to have her. I collected some images from her ads in other cities, some are better than the images she has been posting locally, and I believe these are a fair representation of what she actually looks like.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lalani-limited-timeincall50-specialbeautiful-ebonysweet-roundbottom-24/9634354[/URL]

[URL]http://zahiry.sexynclassy.com/about.htm[/URL]

[ATTACH=CONFIG]346963[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]346964[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]346965[/ATTACH].[/QUOTE]The looks of this one. I may give it a try. I'm out of the country until the 18th but the last two weeks of this month I want to partake and review a new provider each day.

KC.

RD,

Good reply. I look forward to seeing your reviews and comments.

C3.

[QUOTE=RonDonald;2237374]Sure, I understand that. I've been a lurker in these forums for years, so I'the consider myself mostly familiar with the usual nonsense. I'm going to try and address as many of your concerns as possible, item by item. It'll be a long post, but hopefully worthwhile.

Not actually true. Several of those posts were about experiences from the past week or two (for example Maci and Gigi) but yes, I understand what you're saying several of them are, in fact, old and a couple of the providers have gone off the map.

First of all I'm not trying to claim credit. I'm trying to provide useful information. Regardless, we can agree to disagree about them not being "real reviews. " The experiences are real and the reporting of those experiences is accurate. I think they're valid reviews in that if at some point in the future the provider returns to the area it's still accurate, hopefully useful information. I thought that was the point of this specific forum, after all.

Now, I will openly admit that as a new poster to the forum, I did make an effort to post some older experiences if for no other reason that to attempt to demonstrate that I do have some experience. If there was an ulterior motive to those posts that was it and I'll freely admit to that.

Even with the old reviews I tried to keep them somewhat recent. Amanda's only been off the map a few weeks, Shy a few months, etc. I could have gone deep back into the well and review people that haven't been around in years like, say, Brittany Vuitton (actually if anyone still has info on her please let me know!

I don't think that's accurate. As I mentioned in the post there are several reviews of a Kendra on the forum (I do RTFF) but they fall into one of three categories:

1) They're an African American girl who is obviously not this Kendra.

2) They're a white girl who is obviously not this Kendra.

3) Inconclusive: Either the Backpage link can't be found or clicking on the post doesn't lead to it correctly so it's hard to determine what actually was said and if it was about THIS Kendra.

The posts that fall into category 3 obviously don't provide in useable information and all the other posts fall into category 1 or 2. So, like I said, from my research I don't believe that this is the same Kendra that has been negatively posted about. Hence me making an effort to state that up front.

I can only report on my experience, and this wasn't my experience. I think I went into pretty good detail regarding what I did and did not like about the visit. I wouldn't call it a glowing review.

Upon review I didn't bring this up, but yes, those reviewers may be right. Sindi is a big let's say girl? And has had a lot of plastic surgery. This is fairly common amongst TS providers and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Sindi was post-op. On second thought it would have been worth mentioning in the review because that's something very useful for hobbyists making a decision. I didn't think to mention it because it doesn't bother me. I occasionally dip my toes in pre and post-op TS providers, so it's not high on my list of concerns. It's not for everybody, but to each their own. But again I'll agree -- would have been worth mentioning.

Thanks for the credit?

Don't smoke, C3.

No game. I'm a long time (10+ years) hobbyist, long time lurker, and now recent poster. That's really all there is to it. Hope that answers your questions and alleviates your concerns![/QUOTE]

Thanks, C3!

Question, fellow hobbyists: I love dirty, filthy talk. Are there any providers you would strongly recommend for that?

About a year ago Kendra was was an 8 on the SW scale on a bad day and today she doesn't even touch any scale so whatever BP donation she has created is at least twice as much as she was asking when she was hot. She is the Marlboro girl of cow girl but I saw when she started posting from the university area, that is far from 441 where she used walking as her primary calisthenics, that management has to be involved. Either a boyfriend or the 50 cent song P**P (Its all the same thing in O-Town), I would avoid this one at all cost because the office she has been working in is occupied by many other employees. I have pics of her where she was a 10+ on any scale before she adopted a prescription.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-kendra-70-special-21/11246642

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-kendra-70-special-21/11231596

TEB.

With the right incentive!

[QUOTE=RonDonald;2237934]Thanks, C3!

Question, fellow hobbyists: I love dirty, filthy talk. Are there any providers you would strongly recommend for that?[/QUOTE]

I've read a few reviews about Charlie in the past and wanted to see her but then she disappeared and I was left disappointed. A few weeks ago she popped back up so I took the opportunity and went to see her in case she disappears again. Charlie is a fairly tall girl, probably about 5'10 at least, with a slender build, amazing butt, and an equally amazing set of bolt ons. I'm a tits man so her boobs were what I was really looking forward to in my dream.

Communication with Charlie was easy. She responded to both texting and calling, but from my experience calling her was best because sometimes she wouldn't reply to texts for awhile. I saw her at her incall location in a stereotypical middle-class neighborhood. She has a roommate who was also there and I got to meet but I can't remember her name. Her roommate works too and wasn't bad looking either (refer to Charlie's ad, her RM is in it).

Service was great, she was very eager to get started and had a lot of energy. BBBJ with amazing DTs, this girl swallowed me down to the base and it was awesome! I loved her tits so I couldn't stop squeezing, sucking, and overall just playing with them. She knew I liked them and even let me titty-fuck them! Covered cowgirl, missionary, and K9 was all that I tried before I popped (I'm a simple man hahah). Session wasn't rushed and she was very into it. Lots of hip movement, seductive moans, and she loves dirty talk! She even asked me to spank her butt a few times!

Now for some negatives. The house was a mess, clothes and just random stuff everywhere. Her room was somewhat organized though so not that bad. Even though I loved her boobs they were obviously of the lower end kind and a little harder than I liked, but they were still good enough for me to enjoy. Session wasn't rushed, but there was no indications of a possible second pop. I don't know if kissing was allowed, I'm not that much of a kisser so I didn't try to find out.

Overall I will definitely see her again, her easy personality, amazing body (boobs!!) And level of service was top notch. $. 20 was her base pay, she didn't specify HH or FH but I was there about a half hour maybe more so it was still a good rate.

Charlie has my stamp of approval and has been entered into my top five list! As always, YMMV.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/italiansdo-it-bestcharlie-is-back-407535-2932-35/11235850[/URL]

P.S. I told her about the forums so hopefully she'll make an account and start posting.
PSS. Charlie is the one in the pink dress with the huge tits.

'Pyth.

I have had a couple dreams with Charlie before I was a member of this board she is always a good time and those bolt on's are outstanding.

[QUOTE=PythagorasHP;2238262]I've read a few reviews about Charlie in the past and wanted to see her but then she disappeared and I was left disappointed. A few weeks ago she popped back up so I took the opportunity and went to see her in case she disappears again. Charlie is a fairly tall girl, probably about 5'10 at least, with a slender build, amazing butt, and an equally amazing set of bolt ons. I'm a tits man so her boobs were what I was really looking forward to in my dream.

Communication with Charlie was easy. She responded to both texting and calling, but from my experience calling her was best because sometimes she wouldn't reply to texts for awhile. I saw her at her incall location in a stereotypical middle-class neighborhood. She has a roommate who was also there and I got to meet but I can't remember her name. Her roommate works too and wasn't bad looking either (refer to Charlie's ad, her RM is in it).

Service was great, she was very eager to get started and had a lot of energy. BBBJ with amazing DTs, this girl swallowed me down to the base and it was awesome! I loved her tits so I couldn't stop squeezing, sucking, and overall just playing with them. She knew I liked them and even let me titty-fuck them! Covered cowgirl, missionary, and K9 was all that I tried before I popped (I'm a simple man hahah). Session wasn't rushed and she was very into it. Lots of hip movement, seductive moans, and she loves dirty talk! She even asked me to spank her butt a few times!

Now for some negatives. The house was a mess, clothes and just random stuff everywhere. Her room was somewhat organized though so not that bad. Even though I loved her boobs they were obviously of the lower end kind and a little harder than I liked, but they were still good enough for me to enjoy. Session wasn't rushed, but there was no indications of a possible second pop. I don't know if kissing was allowed, I'm not that much of a kisser so I didn't try to find out.

Overall I will definitely see her again, her easy personality, amazing body (boobs! And level of service was top notch. $. 20 was her base pay, she didn't specify HH or FH but I was there about a half hour maybe more so it was still a good rate.

Charlie has my stamp of approval and has been entered into my top five list! As always, YMMV.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/italiansdo-it-bestcharlie-is-back-407535-2932-35/11235850[/URL]

P.S. I told her about the forums so hopefully she'll make an account and start posting.

'Pyth.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BackJack;2237633]You can look at the photos and tell; and who went to see it and left a positive reviews? So many fake IDs in here it is a shame. Or does the reviewer like TS aka Terror Squads when the pant drop, maybe they had a sword fight or a cock fight (2 male chickens in the back yard). Get it Cock Fight.[/QUOTE]Cockfight or maybe they jousted. Loser gets the point. Lmao.

From the reports she, he, or it, seems to have had the transmission changed to automatic. I guess that Darth Vader voice takes longer to modify.

They look alike and seem to be about 20 years apart?

[QUOTE=PythagorasHP;2238262]I've read a few reviews about Charlie in the past and wanted to see her but then she disappeared and I was left disappointed. A few weeks ago she popped back up so I took the opportunity and went to see her in case she disappears again. Charlie is a fairly tall girl, probably about 5'10 at least, with a slender build, amazing butt, and an equally amazing set of bolt ons. I'm a tits man so her boobs were what I was really looking forward to in my dream.

Communication with Charlie was easy. She responded to both texting and calling, but from my experience calling her was best because sometimes she wouldn't reply to texts for awhile. I saw her at her incall location in a stereotypical middle-class neighborhood. She has a roommate who was also there and I got to meet but I can't remember her name. Her roommate works too and wasn't bad looking either (refer to Charlie's ad, her RM is in it).

Service was great, she was very eager to get started and had a lot of energy. BBBJ with amazing DTs, this girl swallowed me down to the base and it was awesome! I loved her tits so I couldn't stop squeezing, sucking, and overall just playing with them. She knew I liked them and even let me titty-fuck them! Covered cowgirl, missionary, and K9 was all that I tried before I popped (I'm a simple man hahah). Session wasn't rushed and she was very into it. Lots of hip movement, seductive moans, and she loves dirty talk! She even asked me to spank her butt a few times!

Now for some negatives. The house was a mess, clothes and just random stuff everywhere. Her room was somewhat organized though so not that bad. Even though I loved her boobs they were obviously of the lower end kind and a little harder than I liked, but they were still good enough for me to enjoy. Session wasn't rushed, but there was no indications of a possible second pop. I don't know if kissing was allowed, I'm not that much of a kisser so I didn't try to find out.

Overall I will definitely see her again, her easy personality, amazing body (boobs!!) And level of service was top notch. $. 20 was her base pay, she didn't specify HH or FH but I was there about a half hour maybe more so it was still a good rate.

Charlie has my stamp of approval and has been entered into my top five list! As always, YMMV.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/italiansdo-it-bestcharlie-is-back-407535-2932-35/11235850[/URL]

P.S. I told her about the forums so hopefully she'll make an account and start posting.
PSS. Charlie is the one in the pink dress with the huge tits.

'Pyth.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PythagorasHP;2238262]I've read a few reviews about Charlie in the past and wanted to see her but then she disappeared and I was left disappointed. A few weeks ago she popped back up so I took the opportunity and went to see her in case she disappears again. Charlie is a fairly tall girl, probably about 5'10 at least, with a slender build, amazing butt, and an equally amazing set of bolt ons. I'm a tits man so her boobs were what I was really looking forward to in my dream.

Communication with Charlie was easy. She responded to both texting and calling, but from my experience calling her was best because sometimes she wouldn't reply to texts for awhile. I saw her at her incall location in a stereotypical middle-class neighborhood. She has a roommate who was also there and I got to meet but I can't remember her name. Her roommate works too and wasn't bad looking either (refer to Charlie's ad, her RM is in it).

Service was great, she was very eager to get started and had a lot of energy. BBBJ with amazing DTs, this girl swallowed me down to the base and it was awesome! I loved her tits so I couldn't stop squeezing, sucking, and overall just playing with them. She knew I liked them and even let me titty-fuck them! Covered cowgirl, missionary, and K9 was all that I tried before I popped (I'm a simple man hahah). Session wasn't rushed and she was very into it. Lots of hip movement, seductive moans, and she loves dirty talk! She even asked me to spank her butt a few times!

Now for some negatives. The house was a mess, clothes and just random stuff everywhere. Her room was somewhat organized though so not that bad. Even though I loved her boobs they were obviously of the lower end kind and a little harder than I liked, but they were still good enough for me to enjoy. Session wasn't rushed, but there was no indications of a possible second pop. I don't know if kissing was allowed, I'm not that much of a kisser so I didn't try to find out.

Overall I will definitely see her again, her easy personality, amazing body (boobs!!) And level of service was top notch. $. 20 was her base pay, she didn't specify HH or FH but I was there about a half hour maybe more so it was still a good rate.

Charlie has my stamp of approval and has been entered into my top five list! As always, YMMV.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/italiansdo-it-bestcharlie-is-back-407535-2932-35/11235850[/URL]

P.S. I told her about the forums so hopefully she'll make an account and start posting.
PSS. Charlie is the one in the pink dress with the huge tits.

'Pyth.[/QUOTE]Thanks! She looks and sounds like a winner! Appreciate the extensive details. Doubles with the roomie would be a LOT of fun, I'd think.

[QUOTE=MadisonGuy69;2236872]Wow she took 1/4 what she was asking? I could kind of understand the less than eager attitude if that's the case.[/QUOTE]I thought $. 5 meant 150.

[QUOTE=KingCasanova;2237734]The looks of this one. I may give it a try. I'm out of the country until the 18th but the last two weeks of this month I want to partake and review a new provider each day.

KC.[/QUOTE]I am glad that I was able to provide some insight to help you out, since I have enjoyed your reviews and suggestions in the past. La'Lani is a looker, I think you WILL like her.

[QUOTE=BackJack;2238341]They look alike and seem to be about 20 years apart?[/QUOTE]Don't know if that's her daughter or not, don't know if she even has a daughter. When I came into the house she introduced her to me as her roommate so that's all I know her as, just a roommate. I didn't try to delve deeper into that matter.

'Pyth.

Pics are of Bibi Jones and name says Bibi. I don't know how stupid these assholes think we are but Bibi Jones is not escorting in Orlando. Or anywhere else for that matter.

So be very careful with this one.

KC.

Mongers,

Do yourself a favor and stay away from this one unless your idea of a good time is flushing your cash down the toilet. This girl is someone who does not belong in the biz and would be better suited to handling the fry station at Mickie Ds. Walked in the door and she asked for the cash before I got a word in, then started to count it in front of me. I let that go and proceeded to make myself comfortable, she wanted to slap the cover on within a millisecond before I had the chance of even touching her. She was as frigid and motionless as a dead fish in the Hudson River during January. Then she had the nerve of trying to up charge my visit. Most uncomfortable situation I have ever been in. At that point I just got up, got dressed and wished her well. Biggest waste of money I have ever encountered. Oh and her pictures are better than what she looks like in person. Good Luck.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/big-booty-snowbunnii-27/10938162[/URL]

[QUOTE=RedHott1;2232017]Had a nice little dream with McKenzie yesterday, easy setup. Contacted her and was making out in 20 minutes. GFE and enjoys what she does. Would repeat, nice breast.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/treat-yourself-to-some-r-and-r-relaxation-and-relief-with-a-beautiful-lady-80-incall-special-22/11075024[/URL][/QUOTE]Experience was way different. Looks about a 3. Overweight. Terrible Service. As always YMMV. Wouldn't recommend at all.

[QUOTE=Skyman012;2239315]Experience was way different. Looks about a 3. Overweight. Terrible Service. As always YMMV. Wouldn't recommend at all.[/QUOTE]You may be unlucky or she was having a bad day. I don't think she can downhill that fast as I saw her 2 days ago and I had a lot of fun with her. My experience agrees with the one of Redhot1. Of course, she is not a spinner but I don't think she looks bad. Her body type is similar to Joan (JLo) with bigger boobs and she took very good care of me. I am planning to repeat soon. She took direction very well and did everything I asked for. She is not GFE and has some rules but these rules are the same as most of the providers from BP anyway.

[QUOTE=Sharmuto13;2239309]Mongers,

Do yourself a favor and stay away from this one unless your idea of a good time is flushing your cash down the toilet. This girl is someone who does not belong in the biz and would be better suited to handling the fry station at Mickie Ds. Walked in the door and she asked for the cash before I got a word in, then started to count it in front of me. I let that go and proceeded to make myself comfortable, she wanted to slap the cover on within a millisecond before I had the chance of even touching her. She was as frigid and motionless as a dead fish in the Hudson River during January. Then she had the nerve of trying to up charge my visit. Most uncomfortable situation I have ever been in. At that point I just got up, got dressed and wished her well. Biggest waste of money I have ever encountered. Oh and her pictures are better than what she looks like in person. Good Luck.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/big-booty-snowbunnii-27/10938162[/URL][/QUOTE]She used to SW on Obt. She had super light blonde hair. I saw her back then and she did a great sword swallowing and never complained about. 3 for bbjcim. Have seen her ads up lately and considered a visit. What stopped me was that I am not a fan of brown hair and paying SW's BP rates.

Thanks for the report.

BH.

Had a nice date with vanessa, easy setup and responsive to text. Smokey room but was not smoking during session. Open minded, DFK, everything covered. $ for hh, would repeat if in the area. North orlando.

Hi guys. I am in search of a good house maid that won't mind a flasher. Does anyone have several in mind to recommend? It would be great to open a forum for Maid services.

Please share.

Thanks.

I saw the famous Joan Monday afternoon, easy to set up and easy to find, I had been looking at her for a long time glad it finally made the time. It was my birthday and wanted to treat myself to her. Sweet girl nice body and good personality, can't wait to see her again. She loved my tats (among other things).

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Says she's new to the area. Very cute red head, which we need replenishing of, since Amy and Kat seem out of the game for the most part. Incall was a motel right off the OBT near Florida Mall. Not an area I usually find myself in, but worked out this particular afternoon. She was late for the appointment, but kept in constant contact with me, and was very apologetic.

The good. She is very friendly, makes it very comfortable to be there, and wants to please. And she is really a cutie.

The bad. Not anywhere near GFE. CBJ, which was fine. Has a tongue piercing, but couldn't really notice through the cover. No LFK, no DATY. When asked, offered to upsell at another $1!

Very tight kitty, and was into the FS session. CG and Missionary. Damage was $2 for the hour, which in hindsight was high for no GFE.

I won't be repeating, because of that reason, however, I know there are many of you not interested in GFE. I would recommend her to you. Was fun to be around. Kind of chick you would love to hang out with and watch the game with.

Indian lady, great breasts overweight great message, especially the lagnam part, first time ever had that.

Great fun, HE with her great tits will repeat decent place on Curry Ford road.

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I have a vague memory of Mia getting good reviews a year or 2 ago. If any of you saw her please refresh our memories. That ass looks outstanding!

I saw Mia a couple of times a couple of years ago when she would come to visit Orlando. She was fantastic, a real GFE and very sexy too. I just saw her ad on backpage and was thinking about giving her a call when I saw your post. It's been way too long since I last saw her! If she is still like I remember her, you definitely won't be disappointed.

Orlfun.

[QUOTE=NedleyMandingo;2240622][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/petite-cherokee-beauty-mia-maxwell-27/11324162[/URL]

I have a vague memory of Mia getting good reviews a year or 2 ago. If any of you saw her please refresh our memories. That ass looks outstanding![/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=DocSter;2240474]Indian lady, great breasts overweight great message, especially the lagnam part, first time ever had that.

Great fun, HE with her great tits will repeat decent place on Curry Ford road.[/QUOTE]

Any info or personal experiences with Summer Skyy? I did some research and she was going by Aubrey for awhile. She is beautiful.

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[QUOTE=Sharmuto13;2239309]Mongers,

Do yourself a favor and stay away from this one unless your idea of a good time is flushing your cash down the toilet. This girl is someone who does not belong in the biz and would be better suited to handling the fry station at Mickie Ds. Walked in the door and she asked for the cash before I got a word in, then started to count it in front of me. I let that go and proceeded to make myself comfortable, she wanted to slap the cover on within a millisecond before I had the chance of even touching her. She was as frigid and motionless as a dead fish in the Hudson River during January. Then she had the nerve of trying to up charge my visit. Most uncomfortable situation I have ever been in. At that point I just got up, got dressed and wished her well. Biggest waste of money I have ever encountered. Oh and her pictures are better than what she looks like in person. Good Luck.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/big-booty-snowbunnii-27/10938162[/URL][/QUOTE]I had just about the same experience with her as well. I read someone's review on her about a month or two ago, and he said he had a good time, so I figured I'd try my luck. It was definitely one of the most mechanical and unattached experiences I've ever had. I will be writing my review soon, just to put my whole experience out there.

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Mature woman late 40's, pretty face about 5 foot 135. Nice shapely figure. Classy and intelligent. Seen her many times and will keep doing so.

First of all, I'd like to say that I am very grateful that I came upon this site. Saw the abbreviations on a BP Provider's ad, looked it up, and felt like I hit a gold mine. I've lurked for about a month, but finally decided to join and share a few of my experiences. This forum is both informative and entertaining! Before this, and before I knew of the oThER site, I was just going off of who I felt would possibly be a good time, and just hoping I wouldn't get ripped off, or worse, when I got there. Luckily nothing too terrible has happened and I've had fairly decent experiences, but with the help of this forum, I hope to meet some new SP's and stay away from the time waster's and Uncle LEO. I'm not too familiar with all the abbreviations yet, so forgive me if I'm blunt in some of my posts LOL but I'll try to keep it classy while staying completely honest. With that said, thanks again for the information. Now, on to my nightmare of Big Booty Snowbunnii!

If I remember right, I believe I read someone's post on her a few months ago. It appeared that the person had a good time, so I figured I'd see what I could set up. A few weeks went by and I decided to text her. Fairly immediate responses, so I thought that was good. 90 tokens for HH sounded like a deal to me, especially because I didn't feel like traveling at the time, I prefer to stay more on the east side, but, I was bored. I arrived at the location, called, she answered and gave me the room number. The extended stay looked kinda sketchy, so I was starting to get on guard, but I made it upstairs, knocked, and was greeted by the "snowbunnii". She was wearing a somewhat ratty tank top and boy shorts. She definitely wasn't dressed up or trying to impress anyone. She looks like her pics though, and her name does hold true. All lights in the room were off, which made me slightly uncomfortable. I sat on the bed, and almost immediately she asked "do you have the money? I'm thinking red flag. But, I gave it to her, she counted it, and went into the back room. She came back out (luckily), and took off her shorts, handed me a rubber hat, and said "hm", as in "here, put this on", got on the bed in K-9 position. Really? I then ask if she gave BJ's and she said "sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I have a boyfriend". I layed down infront of her and luckily received a mechanical CBJ, just enough to get me aroused. She stayed in K-9, but as I got behind her, something smelled a little fishy, which kinda turned me off. I had to tell her I needed more encouragement, she slowly turned around for more unenthusiastic CBJ. Got back aroused and she turned back to K-9. I guess the good thing is that her backside is fairly juicy. But that doesn't make up for much. She made absolutely no sounds. I've never experienced that before. She checked her phone multiple times. We only did one position. When I asked if she did reverse CG, she said "what's that?" and I had to explain it to her, and she said "you're speaking a whole other language right now". Wow, really? It's a clich statement, but really, it was so quiet, you could've heard a pin drop. On a carpet floor. It really was no fun, and I felt bad for even continuing. I wanted my money back LOL. But, I finished, and there was no conversation afterwards, until I had to ask "are you usually this quiet?" and she said "not really. I'm not quiet with my man. I'm usually quiet with people I've just met". I kinda feel like you should try to be more warm and inviting the first time you meet someone, so they may want to come back? Or maybe my logic is messed up. But, that was my nightmare.

I know some people don't like the GFE, but honestly, this was more than just unattached. No moans, phone checking, unenthusiastic service, slight smell of freshly opened canned tuna, wow. I don't see how she will stay around much longer if she keeps that up. If it wasn't for the big booty, it would have been a complete disaster. YMMV, but I highly doubt I will repeat.

FYI, TinEye found her on a forum elsewhere as porn model Itza Scestia.

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I have a vague memory of Mia getting good reviews a year or 2 ago. If any of you saw her please refresh our memories. That ass looks outstanding![/QUOTE]I think my review is closer to four years old, but when she was it town she was my absolute favorite. My first outcall experiences and she was a gem. I saw her every chance I could. She is one of my all time favorites. I would see her again in a new york minute.

Many outstanding experiences.

Joe S.

I was fortunate to catch a little time and companionship with a legendary Provider who was passing through the area this week, Cocos Butter. A slender sexy mid-30's ebony gal from the Toledo to Detroit area, I had seen her ads during my travels over the past decade and had never taken the time to meet her; yesterday, I finally did.

Set-up was via email since I pre-booked our appointment way in advance. Convenient, clean, safe convention area hotel, typical two-call system. I have had some wonderful dates recently, but most of the menus have not been the full GFE that I desire; Cocos Butter resolved that for me with a completely GFE experience. DFK, BBBJ, DFK, DATY, SOMF, DFK, BB69, MP-CFS / RCG / DS / LDS, DFK. The dining was completely smooth, clean and welcomed with a meaty swelling entree that I just couldn't get enough of. Her French skills were clearly an obsession, not a job but skills she loves to show-off; "edged" me forever, equal time to my DATY. And the view of everything about her was wonderful.

She let me take a few photos, I will post some when I get a chance. She is leaving town in the morning, so I wanted to post this in case any guys wanted to try and catch her. Otherwise, she will be back from time to time.

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Fellow mongers,

Some of you may remember Angel from PB. She was on BP for a while and went UTR about 6 to 9 months ago. She has also been reviewed on here. She contacted me and has fallen on some hard times and is looking for a few of her regulars or old friends. She'd rather not see newbies but she may be consider SM she hasn't seen before. Send me a PM if interested. She has an incall in melbourne area.

Stay Safe,

GJ.

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Mature woman late 40's, pretty face about 5 foot 135. Nice shapely figure. Classy and intelligent. Seen her many times and will keep doing so.[/QUOTE]Tina belongs in the massage thread.

After reading DavidFun's report ([URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6089-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=2235632&viewfull=1[/URL]#post2235632) I decided to take the plunge. In short, everything he said is accurate. Instant all time favorite for me. Quite simply the most erotic dream I've ever had with a provider. Blown. Away.

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Sorry meant to post on spacecoast forum not orlando. Oops.

Stay safe,

GJ.

[QUOTE=GeorgeJ29;2241902]Fellow mongers,

Some of you may remember Angel from PB. She was on BP for a while and went UTR about 6 to 9 months ago. She has also been reviewed on here. She contacted me and has fallen on some hard times and is looking for a few of her regulars or old friends. She'd rather not see newbies but she may be consider SM she hasn't seen before. Send me a PM if interested. She has an incall in melbourne area.

Stay Safe,

GJ.[/QUOTE]