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[QUOTE=GolfNutt2011;2308611]I have a scenario that I would love some feedback on. I'm texting a reply to a BP escort ad, someone I haven't seen before and found no reviews for. Text convo goes like this: Me, I would like to make an appointment. Her: Are you law enforcement? Me: No. Her: 60 Head 80 sex 100 both. I didn't feel comfortable texting back after that. Am I just being paranoid? How would you guys have handled it?[/QUOTE]I got the same type of reply from a girl on CL Wednesday. She made it clear what the money exchanged was for. I stopped replying after I got that message also.

[QUOTE=GolfNutt2011;2308611]I have a scenario that I would love some feedback on. I'm texting a reply to a BP escort ad, someone I haven't seen before and found no reviews for. Text convo goes like this: Me, I would like to make an appointment. Her: Are you law enforcement? Me: No. Her: 60 Head 80 sex 100 both. I didn't feel comfortable texting back after that. Am I just being paranoid? How would you guys have handled it?[/QUOTE]Isn't that prostitution? I think it's illegal and you can go to jail for that. I would run far from LE and find a "nice" girl that fucks and sucks for free. There are lots and lots around. Be safe and good hunting. MW.

[QUOTE=GolfNutt2011;2308611]I have a scenario that I would love some feedback on. I'm texting a reply to a BP escort ad, someone I haven't seen before and found no reviews for. Text convo goes like this: Me, I would like to make an appointment. Her: Are you law enforcement? Me: No. Her: 60 Head 80 sex 100 both. I didn't feel comfortable texting back after that. Am I just being paranoid? How would you guys have handled it?[/QUOTE]Can you share with us who this was? What was the escort ad that started your conversation?

[QUOTE=SteveF111;2310003]Can you share with us who this was? What was the escort ad that started your conversation?[/QUOTE][URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/italian-beauty/7740241[/URL]

[QUOTE=Docd62;2308751][B]I always find it funny when they ask about us being LEO as they think that will offer them protection.[/B][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GolfNutt2011;2310069][B][URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/italian-beauty/7740241[/URL][/B][/QUOTE]The saddest part is that if she's both legit' & excellent services for the value [U]but if that's her idea of discretion[/U] [B]{she even states "Low key & Discreet" in her ad}[/B] & "screening" [B][U]she'll soon be busted![/U][/B] it's such a pity that so many of them seem to have so little common-sense &\or never seem to use any logic!

[QUOTE=GolfNutt2011;2308611]I have a scenario that I would love some feedback on. I'm texting a reply to a BP escort ad, someone I haven't seen before and found no reviews for. Text convo goes like this: Me, I would like to make an appointment. Her: Are you law enforcement? Me: No. Her: 60 Head 80 sex 100 both. I didn't feel comfortable texting back after that. Am I just being paranoid? How would you guys have handled it?[/QUOTE]Thats why its always better to simply dip your pen in the company ink. Financial consultations. Or just Chill and Hang out.

Whoever came up with this idea is great. Was out the other day and bet 3 out of 5 women wearing them. They do show off the curves just right. Now you know some should not wear them at all. Happy new year.

[QUOTE=LLook;2315646]Whoever came up with this idea is great. Was out the other day and bet 3 out of 5 women wearing them. They do show off the curves just right. Now you know some should not wear them at all. Happy new year.[/QUOTE]Yes sir they do show off the curves. I seen a gal the other day that would've been a solid 9. 5 with a t-shirt and a pair of jeans on. With the white sleeveless halter top, the black yoga pants and the fuzzy cuff boots on she was at least a 22.

Lexiboy sized it up pretty good on the Lexington forum.

You know how when you goto a fast food place and you look up on the menu board and order something? Then you get your order and it is nothing like you saw on the order board. I was thinking about that in relation to the ad's we constantly see on Backpage. I know I've come to expect just about anything when showing up to see a provider I've never seen before. I've stuck by my zero tolerance for bait and switch and as a result I've only actually "seen" 40% of the last 10 I visited. Of that 40% one was pleasantly not only the one in the pics but actually a little better looking.

I guess if they were completely honest the ad's would read something like this.

Addict needs some cash. Half of these photos are really me- before me and Tyrone had two beautiful little monsters (who my mom keeps now due to the court saying I am unfit). Not all of the money I want is for drugs- some is for Tyreece my new man (Tyrone left me for another ho). Anyway, I'm willing to sell you an hour but we all know NOBODY lasts that long- please be done in fifteen minutes- if not I'm going to complain you're hurting me (though Tyrone and Tyreece were twice your size.) After we finish why don't you throw me a little extra cash- Tyreece likes living large and it's really hard to keep him happy. Don't call from a blocked number, but regardless I may or may not answer. If I do answer don't believe anything I tell you- it's only a ruse to get you here. Once we do begin to set things up if I say I'll be ready in 30 minutes give me at least 90- I mean hell, your time means nothing to me. If your Viagra wears off, all the better for me. If I don't answer after you drove across town please don't continually light up my phone with your incessant calls- can't you tell I'm busy? Anyway- if we do happen to get together I hope you'll keep coming back (I'll call to remind you I'm here and available when I need my next fix) Please don't come to often, Tyreece might think something's up and I just can't afford to lose him.

I dunno, who'd respond to that ad?

[QUOTE=Ralphisit;2318457]Lexiboy sized it up pretty good on the Lexington forum.

You know how when you goto a fast food place and you look up on the menu board and order something? Then you get your order and it is nothing like you saw on the order board. I was thinking about that in relation to the ad's we constantly see on Backpage. I know I've come to expect just about anything when showing up to see a provider I've never seen before. I've stuck by my zero tolerance for bait and switch and as a result I've only actually "seen" 40% of the last 10 I visited. Of that 40% one was pleasantly not only the one in the pics but actually a little better looking.

I guess if they were completely honest the ad's would read something like this.

Addict needs some cash. Half of these photos are really me- before me and Tyrone had two beautiful little monsters (who my mom keeps now due to the court saying I am unfit). Not all of the money I want is for drugs- some is for Tyreece my new man (Tyrone left me for another ho). Anyway, I'm willing to sell you an hour but we all know NOBODY lasts that long- please be done in fifteen minutes- if not I'm going to complain you're hurting me (though Tyrone and Tyreece were twice your size.) After we finish why don't you throw me a little extra cash- Tyreece likes living large and it's really hard to keep him happy. Don't call from a blocked number, but regardless I may or may not answer. If I do answer don't believe anything I tell you- it's only a ruse to get you here. Once we do begin to set things up if I say I'll be ready in 30 minutes give me at least 90- I mean hell, your time means nothing to me. If your Viagra wears off, all the better for me. If I don't answer after you drove across town please don't continually light up my phone with your incessant calls- can't you tell I'm busy? Anyway- if we do happen to get together I hope you'll keep coming back (I'll call to remind you I'm here and available when I need my next fix) Please don't come to often, Tyreece might think something's up and I just can't afford to lose him.

I dunno, who'd respond to that ad?[/QUOTE]Guess you are shopping in the wrong department. There are still some quality providers without all that drama. Xo.

Funny but true

[QUOTE=Ralphisit;2318457]Lexiboy sized it up pretty good on the Lexington forum.

You know how when you goto a fast food place and you look up on the menu board and order something? Then you get your order and it is nothing like you saw on the order board. I was thinking about that in relation to the ad's we constantly see on Backpage. I know I've come to expect just about anything when showing up to see a provider I've never seen before. I've stuck by my zero tolerance for bait and switch and as a result I've only actually "seen" 40% of the last 10 I visited. Of that 40% one was pleasantly not only the one in the pics but actually a little better looking.

I guess if they were completely honest the ad's would read something like this.

Addict needs some cash. Half of these photos are really me- before me and Tyrone had two beautiful little monsters (who my mom keeps now due to the court saying I am unfit). Not all of the money I want is for drugs- some is for Tyreece my new man (Tyrone left me for another ho). Anyway, I'm willing to sell you an hour but we all know NOBODY lasts that long- please be done in fifteen minutes- if not I'm going to complain you're hurting me (though Tyrone and Tyreece were twice your size.) After we finish why don't you throw me a little extra cash- Tyreece likes living large and it's really hard to keep him happy. Don't call from a blocked number, but regardless I may or may not answer. If I do answer don't believe anything I tell you- it's only a ruse to get you here. Once we do begin to set things up if I say I'll be ready in 30 minutes give me at least 90- I mean hell, your time means nothing to me. If your Viagra wears off, all the better for me. If I don't answer after you drove across town please don't continually light up my phone with your incessant calls- can't you tell I'm busy? Anyway- if we do happen to get together I hope you'll keep coming back (I'll call to remind you I'm here and available when I need my next fix) Please don't come to often, Tyreece might think something's up and I just can't afford to lose him.

I dunno, who'd respond to that ad?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Ralphisit;2318457]Lexiboy sized it up pretty good on the Lexington forum.

You know how when you goto a fast food place and you look up on the menu board and order something? Then you get your order and it is nothing like you saw on the order board. I was thinking about that in relation to the ad's we constantly see on Backpage. I know I've come to expect just about anything when showing up to see a provider I've never seen before. I've stuck by my zero tolerance for bait and switch and as a result I've only actually "seen" 40% of the last 10 I visited. Of that 40% one was pleasantly not only the one in the pics but actually a little better looking.

I guess if they were completely honest the ad's would read something like this.

Addict needs some cash. Half of these photos are really me- before me and Tyrone had two beautiful little monsters (who my mom keeps now due to the court saying I am unfit). Not all of the money I want is for drugs- some is for Tyreece my new man (Tyrone left me for another ho). Anyway, I'm willing to sell you an hour but we all know NOBODY lasts that long- please be done in fifteen minutes- if not I'm going to complain you're hurting me (though Tyrone and Tyreece were twice your size.) After we finish why don't you throw me a little extra cash- Tyreece likes living large and it's really hard to keep him happy. Don't call from a blocked number, but regardless I may or may not answer. If I do answer don't believe anything I tell you- it's only a ruse to get you here. Once we do begin to set things up if I say I'll be ready in 30 minutes give me at least 90- I mean hell, your time means nothing to me. If your Viagra wears off, all the better for me. If I don't answer after you drove across town please don't continually light up my phone with your incessant calls- can't you tell I'm busy? Anyway- if we do happen to get together I hope you'll keep coming back (I'll call to remind you I'm here and available when I need my next fix) Please don't come to often, Tyreece might think something's up and I just can't afford to lose him.

I dunno, who'd respond to that ad?[/QUOTE]That's f-ing hilarious. The wording in that ad would be compliant with The Truth in Advertising Act of 2014 which is summarized below.

Truth in Advertising Act of 2014 - Directs the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) to submit a report to Congress that contains: (1) a strategy to reduce the use, in advertising and other media for the promotion of commercial products, of images that have been altered to materially change the physical characteristics of the faces and bodies of the individuals depicted; and (2) recommendations for a risk-based regulatory framework with respect to such use.

Looking for any providers that have super tight vaginas. The only one I know of that is still working is Brandy from NR. Anybody know of others. Seems like a rare thing even though women can do Kagel exercises to tighten those suckers up.