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So I got a dream about this pretty cutie on Thursday. Call lots other girls but non answered so got Kristal. She wanted $.50 for halfan hour, talk her to do. 50 for 20m. The dream goes like this, when to her hotel on I-Drive. A few calls get me there. She open the door and she's a hot blonde spinner with couple of nice bolt on. Drop the donation on the table and she told me to get confortable so I did and so does her. Everything covered but no kissing (not even on her tight little body or any where else) I ask if she has any rules and yes she did. No kissing, and only doggie. She hot so ok. Nice litle waist to hold on while doggying her for a few minutes. I ask if she can ride me, she kindly decline, suddenly she wanted to try something, told me to lay on my back on the bed, so here I though this is going to be good, she's going to ride me, NOT! She started to HJ me while talking dirty to my little bro. I guess she's thinking that this will make me explode faster, NOT! I let her do it for a few minutes and told her that if she would let me doggie her again, I'll explode right away. She's told me she'll just finished me off HJ style. So she continue for a few minutes. I told her again, that it's not going to happen for me that way so she said ok, doggie but only for 2minutes, so I doggie her again and sure enough I expode and finished off. She a hot little spinner but too many rules for me. So I will not repeat. [url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=6065009&image=6065161[/url]

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Last week I had a dream with this cutie but not the girl here. She on I-drive at the redroof in. Ask for $ for 30minutes. I got there and open the door and she's not the lady on the ad and I even ask her before visiting that if she's not the one on the ad I will walk. She at least 50lbs bigger and with extra skin hanging all over. She even ask me to bring the glove too. The only thing good about her was that she's a nice soft spoken lady with blonde hair. I just can't bring myself to walking away because of that so I stay and do the deed. Let her ride me until she started to drift away slowly and she to me that she so tired cause she was huffing and puffing already so I turn her around and doggie her until I expoded. I will not repeat on this one. Not the girl on the ad and too bbw for my tast.

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So have not been posting much lately, I sometimes get tired of all the bullshit on the board and the argueing. Owe you guys a summary post, will do soon. Had to post this because it pisses me off and grosses me out, and it happens WAY TOO OFTEN. Saw this chick below, went for for the massage she offers with thoughts of an upgrade. I was just in the mood to relax and go swimming in tits. By the way, all is covered with her. Nice girl, sweet personality, nice place, nice conversation. So far its a Disney movie.

The massage is good, BUT every once in a while, I catch a slight whiff of unpleasentness. As I begin my preliminary investigation before upgrading, it becomes obvious of the source. You guessed it, its the poon. I run into this way too often with providers and non providers too. It is unfuckingbelieveable. Then the girls tell me guys come to them all nasty too, WTF?

I have a tip girls, rub your hand on your snatch, if you put it up to your nose and smell it, and it smells worse that a fucking diaper, EVERYONE ELSE CAN SMELL IT TOO. Guys, rub your sack, smell your hand, if it smells like ass, EVERYONE ELSE CAN SMELL IT TOO. Honestly, I do not know how some of these girls can't be embarrassed by the smell that fills up the room when the odor takes on a life of its own. Its like a horror movie. Give me a break, everyone knows when they stink, do something about it. And if you girls are not showering between friends, you are just nasty. Google search. Smelly vagina, there are plenty of fixes.

Ok, I am done. There are a couple of girls that come to mind that I see more than others. I am sure all of our forum girls are always fresh as new snow, I am just not a big repeat guy. Jodie and Jersey are two that come to mind right away. Every time you see them, they feel and smell like they just got out of the shower. It is one of the reasons I go back the few times I do go back.

Needless to say, I did not upgrade. Finished the massage, got out as quick as I could and ran down the hallway so the smell could not follow me into my car. I then soaked a rag in gasoline and smelled that for 10 minutes to burn out my nostrils. It worked, and it was a nice buzz.

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[QUOTE=Newbie42; 1394813]So I got a dream about this pretty cutie on Thursday. Call lots other girls but non answered so got Kristal. She wanted $.50 for halfan hour, talk her to do. 50 for 20m. The dream goes like this, when to her hotel on I-Drive. A few calls get me there. She open the door and she's a hot blonde spinner with couple of nice bolt on. Drop the donation on the table and she told me to get confortable so I did and so does her. Everything covered but no kissing (not even on her tight little body or any where else) I ask if she has any rules and yes she did. No kissing, and only doggie. She hot so ok. Nice litle waist to hold on while doggying her for a few minutes. I ask if she can ride me, she kindly decline, suddenly she wanted to try something, told me to lay on my back on the bed, so here I though this is going to be good, she's going to ride me, NOT! She started to HJ me while talking dirty to my little bro. I guess she's thinking that this will make me explode faster, NOT! I let her do it for a few minutes and told her that if she would let me doggie her again, I'll explode right away. She's told me she'll just finished me off HJ style. So she continue for a few minutes. I told her again, that it's not going to happen for me that way so she said ok, doggie but only for 2minutes, so I doggie her again and sure enough I expode and finished off. She a hot little spinner but too many rules for me. So I will not repeat.

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Stay safe[/QUOTE]Somethings are just made for eat'and. One of the reasons some of us do not define GFE in what is in it for us physical terms is that GFE also means pleasing the woman you are with. Sorry Newbie42, but if the girl in the picture is the one who opened the door, I would be on her like a cop on a doughnut. Mmmmmm, Tasty.

Damn, I'm away for a couple of weeks and come back to read some good reviews and what do I find? The whole first page full of both girls and guys bitching and complaining. Man, let's get back to reviewing and banging. It's so much more enjoyable to read.

My bad is all I can say. I decided to give Stephanie a shot after quite some time out of the hobby (have just been doing AMPs for a year or so). Damn, this one didn't make me want to try again anytime soon! While she is definitely hot, I should have done my research. She pulled a full on cash and dash. I do take some responsibility as I had imbibed a bit too much so I broke one of the rules. But she says she has to grab something from her car (immediate red flag) and never returned. Of course, today, I do my research and find a lot of mixed reviews and strange and similar stories on the other board. But that was my first cash and dash ever, what a pisser. Oh well, be safe my brothers!

Funboy22

Can we get a link as to who this is? Lots of Stephanies out there.

[QUOTE=Funboy22; 1394985]My bad is all I can say. I decided to give Stephanie a shot after quite some time out of the hobby (have just been doing AMPs for a year or so). Damn, this one didn't make me want to try again anytime soon! While she is definitely hot, I should have done my research. She pulled a full on cash and dash. I do take some responsibility as I had imbibed a bit too much so I broke one of the rules. But she says she has to grab something from her car (immediate red flag) and never returned. Of course, today, I do my research and find a lot of mixed reviews and strange and similar stories on the other board. But that was my first cash and dash ever, what a pisser. Oh well, be safe my brothers!

Funboy22[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Newbie42; 1394813]So I got a dream about this pretty cutie on Thursday. Call lots other girls but non answered so got Kristal. She wanted $.50 for halfan hour, talk her to do. 50 for 20m. The dream goes like this, when to her hotel on I-Drive. A few calls get me there. She open the door and she's a hot blonde spinner with couple of nice bolt on. Drop the donation on the table and she told me to get confortable so I did and so does her. Everything covered but no kissing (not even on her tight little body or any where else) I ask if she has any rules and yes she did. No kissing, and only doggie. She hot so ok. Nice litle waist to hold on while doggying her for a few minutes. I ask if she can ride me, she kindly decline, suddenly she wanted to try something, told me to lay on my back on the bed, so here I though this is going to be good, she's going to ride me, NOT! She started to HJ me while talking dirty to my little bro. I guess she's thinking that this will make me explode faster, NOT! I let her do it for a few minutes and told her that if she would let me doggie her again, I'll explode right away. She's told me she'll just finished me off HJ style. So she continue for a few minutes. I told her again, that it's not going to happen for me that way so she said ok, doggie but only for 2minutes, so I doggie her again and sure enough I expode and finished off. She a hot little spinner but too many rules for me. So I will not repeat.

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Stay safe[/QUOTE]Was she the same girl in the pix?

[QUOTE=Ricky James1;1394991]Can we get a link as to who this is? Lots of Stephanies out there.[/QUOTE]Sure, here's the link.

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[QUOTE=Funboy22; 1394985]My bad is all I can say. I decided to give Stephanie a shot after quite some time out of the hobby (have just been doing AMPs for a year or so). Damn, this one didn't make me want to try again anytime soon! While she is definitely hot, I should have done my research. She pulled a full on cash and dash. I do take some responsibility as I had imbibed a bit too much so I broke one of the rules. But she says she has to grab something from her car (immediate red flag) and never returned. Of course, today, I do my research and find a lot of mixed reviews and strange and similar stories on the other board. But that was my first cash and dash ever, what a pisser. Oh well, be safe my brothers!

Funboy22[/QUOTE]It's crazy how people change. She was one of the best providers in Orlando and now she's turned into a theif? I hope she's ok and not into some kind of debt that needs to be paid back. Or worse, a bad drug habit.

OS

Anyone know what happened to puerto rican Melissa. I had a few great dreams with her then she disappeared. Miss that thick backside!

Hello all,

Had a nice dream of Maria today as this was my second visit with her. Outcall was a Benjamin and a half and was worth it. She is new so on the first visit she was a little shy but after talking a bit she warmed up. She is indy and a great provider non rush even went over a little and she didn't mind didint ask for GFE but she is FS.

She has moved here for school so we will see a lot more of her.

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[QUOTE=Funboy22; 1395004]Sure, here's the link.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-stephanie-well-reviewed-30/5680853[/url][/QUOTE]That is Stephanie, formally of the LUVSGFE group. She's had nothing but stellar reviews for as long as I can remember. Are you sure you got the correct ad? Is there more to the story?

[QUOTE=Vino 7373;1395137]That is Stephanie, formally of the LUVSGFE group. She's had nothing but stellar reviews for as long as I can remember. Are you sure you got the correct ad? Is there more to the story?[/QUOTE]I saw this chick at her incall an it was avg if anything. I wish I had saved my money. She seems a little off couldn't put my finger on why tho. The guy did mention he broke one of her rules sooooooo.

Some of you have seen Jessica a while back my friend missed out on her but she is back.

From what I was told she is a must see she is supper HOT amazing booty and the skills to go along with it.

Guys don't miss out on her while she is back in town who knows how long she will stay for

Her current post.

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This is a post from another city but has pics that she would be remember by.

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Here is her website.

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