Thanks guys. Rickman 101 is a good name.
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Thanks guys. Rickman 101 is a good name.
[QUOTE=LuvEmBusty;1152845]Nope. Summer.[/QUOTE]Summer FTW!
This afternoon I was driving past Garden Grove Blvd and Beach and what to my surprise do I see? A WSW heading north on Beach. I swung around and headed her off at the pass. As I drove through the adjacent parking lot I saw a black Honda I think trying to bogart the score (that'll take you back.). Before he could get there I caught her eye and parked. She walked over and asked me for a ride and I told her to hop in.
She had a pretty good bod with nice natural the's or so. As we started to pull out of the lot, she looked at me and asked if I was Police, I told her no and asked her if she was. She respectfully responded by pulling out one of her nice big titties and waving it at me. I was pretty sure she was not leo.
I asked her how much for a BJ and she told me. 4 I told her I hated condoms and she told me BBBJ for. 6 but I couldn't cum in her mouth. She mistook my shit eating grin for a grimace and said, but you can come in it for. 8 and I'll swallow it for $. I didn't bother to tell her she had me at "can I have a ride?"
She wasn't exactly my type as she had numerous tat's and I tend to like my girls a little less slutty (or a lot more.) And there was some sort of growth above her upper lip. No, not an STD, more like a skin tag. But, a BJ's a BJ, so I asked her if she'd take. 5 for the BBBJ and she said sure.
So, we found a nice romantic spot in a sweet little neighborhood and she swallowed the salami. She really seemed to be enjoying herself and my hands were allowed to roam, the tittles flowing freely. Before long she finished me off and cleaned me up.
She said her name is Stephanie and she usually works the corner of 5th and Harbor. Why she was way up on Beach I do not know, but I'm glad she was as she was quite talented with her mouth, never a tooth did find my meat. Didn't think to get digits, hard to do that when all the bloods rushed out of your brain.
I would repeat and maybe even spring for the BBBJCIM next time.
[QUOTE=Ricman Tan; 1152330]Since the board looks a little dead, I just thought I'd brag a little about some of my past non pros that were "One Hit Wonders" or shall I say one "pop" wonders.
All of these girl shown answered my CL ad, and gave me a BBBJ CIM, but never returned my call or text again.
Enjoy the pictures and NO, I don't have their numbers anymore. I'm just bragging about my scores. .
Tanya was a MILF in Newport Coast, Kar was a 25 year old OCC student from Russia, Summer lived in San Diego, but visits her mom in Orange County, and Beth (my favoriate) is a 30 year old swinger whos husband was out of town when we met.[/QUOTE]I admire your creativity! I've tried many different approaches to the CL post and haven't had anywhere near your luck. I did meet up with one girl in Yorba Linda that we've both met up with but other than that, I've been striking out.
Recently, in the last few weeks, I've tried posting on CL and I confirm the post with my email but whenever I check my post a few hours later, or even the next day, it's no where to be found. I'm not sure it's actually even getting posted despite the email confimation saying it was posted.
I've also had no luck. Maybe CL is not posting for fear of any blowback. I've posted like crazy and not one real contact as of yet. Bs I tell you.
[QUOTE=Doctordelamor; 1153487]I admire your creativity! I've tried many different approaches to the CL post and haven't had anywhere near your luck. I did meet up with one girl in Yorba Linda that we've both met up with but other than that, I've been striking out.
Recently, in the last few weeks, I've tried posting on CL and I confirm the post with my email but whenever I check my post a few hours later, or even the next day, it's no where to be found. I'm not sure it's actually even getting posted despite the email confimation saying it was posted. [/QUOTE]
Thanks for your recent contributions brutha! Shoot me an email.
[QUOTE=Looking La;1153925]I've also had no luck. Maybe CL is not posting for fear of any blowback. I've posted like crazy and not one real contact as of yet. Bs I tell you.[/QUOTE]Some of the times CL will say that a post is up, but you can never find it under the listings. I've had this happen to a few of my posting. I just post again until I get something up. Unfortunately, I think CL is restricting their flagging filters. I've been having a hard time getting anything to stick for more than 10 minutes, and most of the ones I want to reply to are flagged in about the same amount of time.
But when I do have success, it makes up for all of the failures.
[QUOTE=Looking La;1153925]I've also had no luck. Maybe CL is not posting for fear of any blowback. I've posted like crazy and not one real contact as of yet. Bs I tell you.[/QUOTE]It's not easy. In about the last 3 months I've made about 80 posts, and I've met with 3 different people on Craigslist. Not including the time that I got burned once either.
Typically, expect 1 real response about every other ad placed. However, be aware that half the posts are searching for sugar daddies that can provide 2. 5 or more on a monthly basis. I never met one of those that did, but every one that asked for that much was a young college student (19-25).
Most of my focus has been on CE. I have seen some people try to post up on Talent Gigs, but their posts have typically been flagged in less than 30 min. Mine have been too. M4W seems to have drifted into CE territory too, and I may focus on that more in the future to see what results I can get.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.
Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q. What's the difference between a ***** and a working girl?
A. A working girl sleeps with everybody at the party, and a ***** sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
Q. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and adozen donuts.
Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A. The one with the dirty knees.
Q: What's good on a pizza, but bad on a pussy?
A: Crust. YUCK
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Quit it, they don't belong in this thread and I am amazed that the admin hasn't deleted the last 2 posts from this poster.
What's up brutha! Been awhile, we need to hook up!
[QUOTE=Guyfrom714;1155148]Quit it, they don't belong in this thread and I am amazed that the admin hasn't deleted the last 2 posts from this poster.[/QUOTE]
What's up! With the weather getting warmer, the ladies should be out earlier than 5am soon. Though with gas prices being what they are, money has been available for the mongering budget. PM sent your way buddy.
[QUOTE=B Malibu;1155160]What's up brutha! Been awhile, we need to hook up![/QUOTE]
Hey guys, so I met 2 new non pros last week, Cindy and Jay. Cindy is a 20 year old student who likes the "sugar daddy" fantasy. She's out near South Coast Plaza, and will do BBBJ CIM for $40. I think she might be a "one pop wonder" because she hasnt called me back. So if she answers your ad, then you will know she is real.
Jay is an older MILF, probably around 50. Not super hot, but sucks the meanist cock out there. She is broke, and said it would be cool if I shared her info. When I first met her. I wasnt sure I wanted her to do anything, but she promised me she was "the best" so I let her go at it and WOW, dang good. She's out near Irvine. Senior members PM for her info.
And I don't know if you guys remember, but Athena is my 18 year old (now 19) high school senior I've been seeing for almost 6 months now. Shes out off the 55FWY near Katella. Her body is a 10++++ with HUGE natural tits. Her BBBJ is average to below par, but I like to see her go down and suck my balls, and watch her perfect ass (usually in a mini or short shorts) I usually finish by jacking off, while she's sucking on my boys. Anyway, she said she could use some extra cash, SOOOOOOO if any senior members want her info PM me. I put a line over her face, because she asked me to.
So I hooked up with Ana over the weekend, thanks to Jwinston for hooking it up! Like the other guys said, she's not that great. In fact, she's pretty bad. But I was curious and she was not too far from me so I said what the heck and went for it. After a few emails back and forth, I was able to haggle down from. 50 BJ to a. 40 BJ with CIM.
She has a belly and she's not the greatest looking girl but she was nice. She went at it for a while until I finally had enough and asked her to stroke me to completion. When I was ready to blow she opened wide and took it in. Only problem was that she did not wait to catch all of it so now I have some dried jizz on my floor mats and center console. Did the best I could to wipe it off but only had napkins, guess I need to stock up on wet wipes.
The funny thing is that her coochie was STANK! I swear this is the exact same thing that happened with Ashton a while back. Except with Ashton, I didn't give her fair warning when I was about to blow. Seems like I have the worst luck with the tuna smelling like actual tuna! I'm just glad I was able to grind it out as my money had already transferred hands at that point.
Anyway, definitely not worth the money but my curiosity is satisfied so I'm ok with the loss. Thanks again for the hook up Jw!