The Good and The Bad-Fuck fight club
I come into the Dearborn area for business several times a year. Here is my latest report:
Flight Club-.
I get to the club and I go to pay the cover with the only bills I had ($100's). The girl acts annoyed and asks if I have smaller bills. I told her sorry I don't. She continues to have an attitude but I let it slide. I sit down and wait for the dancers. I got there at 7 pm, the time they open on Sundays, and no dancer got on stage until 8:15 pm. I mentioned this to the front desk and they said it was normal, they don't make the girls get there until 8 pm. Then why say you open at 7 pm? Finally, the dancers come out so I need some ones. I'm directed to the rude girl at the front desk again and the following is our convo:
Me: "Can I get some ones please?" (I hand her $60).
Her: "We only do ones in intervals of $100".
Me: "You just acted like my $100 dollar bill was really hard to break. Now I can't get ANY singles unless I give you one hundred?
Her: "yep. ".
she hands me this giant stack of ones, as I try to fold it and stick it in my pocket I joke that it barely fits*.
Her: "Well most people just take the stack and throw it, it doesn't need to go in their pocket. ".
I walked away obviously annoyed at the policy and the condescending tone. I brush it off and sit back down. I order my drink and watch the girls. The waitress comes by three times in 45 min asking if I want another despite the fact that I'm not even halfway through the one I have. Finally, I let her know I'm good until I finish my first. She then informs me that they have a two-drink PER HOUR minimum. I have been to tons of clubs with a two-drink minimum. But two every hour? So if I'm there for four hours I have to buy eight drinks? This after I paid to valet, paid for a cover charge, tip the bathroom dude, was asked to buy a rose for the stripper by some midget dude and they increased their price to go in the back to $25? As I'm asking the waitress questions about the policy a bouncer comes up and starts giving me a hard time about asking her these basic things. (I was being totally polite, I know it's not her fault but I was hoping she might communicate to someone higher up how it makes customers feel to be treated like this). He told me I had to buy another drink right now because it wasn't a "free show". All this despite the fact that in 45 minutes I had probably gone up and tipped $100 in ones to dancers already. I told him I would just leave. If anyone from Flight Club reads this, here are a few things to keep in mind:
1. Making me get $100 in ones is insane. Once it's all in ones I can no longer use the money for dances, as I'm not going to try to pay for $50 of dances in one-dollar bills. Also I don't want the strippers knowing how much I have but how do I hide a stack like that?
2. You are just asking to get sued with your two drink policy. If someone hits another person while drunk driving any good lawyer could come back and say "This is your fault because you required my client to keep drinking the entire time. How does someone sober up before they leave if you force them to have two drinks every hour?
3. I could forgive all of these rules IF they were posted outside. But instead, you let me pay to park and get in before any of this is mentioned. You already have a sign outside with the dress code, but you leave out all this other stuff. On purpose.
Other Club Reviews from this weekend:
BTS-.
I had a good time with a skinny blonde girl with braces. Her name escapes me. She had a bubbly personality and a nice body, but nothing to blow your mind here. Average pricing.
Playhouse-.
I don't see this club mentioned much so I decided to take a gamble. You can def get extras but it is 100% a black club. So if that's not your thing don't go. But I met a great girl named Lexi. Her body wasn't the best but her personality made up for it. I paid $100 for a HJ.
Landing Strip-.
I had fun with a pretty black girl named Jamie. Fantastic body and nice personality. She is cool with being paid after, which is nice. I paid $100 for HJ and $25 for a few songs.
Pantheon-.
100% a black club. Extras can be had (I didn't partake as none of the girls looked good to me).
Bogarts-.
Sorry, I forgot her name but there is a Hispanic girl who works Sunday nights only that was super fun. Big tits and a nice ass. Same $100.
A summary of my most recent visit to Detroit
Friday Night.
First stop was an extremely disappointing trip to Criket's. The club went all in on thick gals. The two or three decent sized gals I might have considered, had an attitude that they didn't want to be there, so off to Henry's.
Henry's had around 8 dancers, each one more appealing than most at Criket, which isn't good for Criket. Got a dance from Vaida, who still remembered me, even though I hadn't seen in over 2 years. She had just gave birth two months ago, and it was only her 3rd day back. Vaida was not her old confident self, concerned about how her body came back from her pregnancy.
Other than some slight flab on her lower abdomen, slightly slightly above her pussy, I would not even known she had recently given birth if she hadn't told me. Her dance started was a bit awkwardly, asking a few too many times, "is this good?" or "do like that?" Eventually she got her rythme going.
Saturday I head over to the Landing Strip day shift, with only 8 dancers. Two were more in line with H8 and Bogarts, the rest among the hottest I saw the entire trip. I ask a tall blond with a decent body and C or D cup tits named Airya to stop by, and while quite friendly wanted far too much so I declined.
Thankfully, a very thin blonde, named Violet who I had met several times, but was always too busy was there. Violets's has with a tight body, the tiniest waste. Today even though she was till quite busy, I was determined to get a dance. While I waited I got some dances from a dancer I have tried before named Unique. As far as I can tell she doesn't offer extras, she's still a good warmup.
Eventually I get a dance with Violet and it was quickly obvious why she was so popular. I barely lasted five minutes under her expert oral care.
Sunday.
I head over to Flight Club, where I have had good and bad visits, including a semi decent trip in June. Today was a complete waste, and likely my last. The first few I asked were way too high even for FC. Eventually a tall hot asian dancer named Thai stopped and while starting quite high, I was surprised when she agreed to $200 for CFS. Right when things were getting good we had to stop at four when she was called to the stage. I had noticed her say something to the bouncer as we entered, so I wonder if this was some sort of scam on her end. She had only been on stage 5 or six songs earlier, so there should have been at least 15 songs before she was up again.
I head across the street to Bogarts, which had 7 dancers, ranging from an old asian dancer named Lisa Lisa, three decent looking dancers and the rest typical past their prime dancers. I get a dance from a thin dancer with a-cup natural breasts and some tattoos named Marissa. Who would be a decent 7 in any club. She orally treats me to a very good round of what she termed "foreplay" almost as good as Violet, but took her three songs to finish the deed. As I was leaving she asks me if I am staying around or leaving. I tell her, "no, you left nothing else in me. " She laughs and says "good, I like to hear that. ".
Landing Strip-Mandatory Valet??
So WTF, happened to be in Detroit this past Saturday and hit a few clubs, NO action sadly. Should have taken Carrena up when I was there earlier before the Tiger's game. Thought about stopping at The Landing Strip on the way home, parked legally on the street, started to head inside, and "Skipper" proceeds to greet me, (nice guy) and tell me that he needs my keys, that it's Mandatory valet to come inside? Well I'd had a couple Vodka Tonics, but was still clear headed, thought about it a second and said, no thanks.
WTF. I've been to clubs all over the country, never cry a tear about cover charges, VIP room charges, Watered down liquor, and over priced dances, but some dude wants my keys when I'm parked a block away, legally on a public street?
They're close to each other, all in Inkster
[QUOTE=IrishOne9611;5544449]In town for a couple of nights and have heard lots of reports. FC, Crickets, Bogarts. Which one is the best for a first visit while in town? Just don't want to waste time with 4-5 ubers.[/QUOTE]Flight Club, Bogarts, and Henry's are all within a mile of each other. FC and Bogarts are practically across the street. They're all walkable distance from each other, a mile from Bogarts to Henry's.
Criket is a couple miles east on Michigan. Henry's and Bogarts are siblings as holes-in-the-wall, Criket is a notch up in atmosphere, but not always in talent. FC is at top of heap in talent and prices.
So, it's hard to make a recommendation without knowing your preference and budget.
Henry VIII North's Nicole
Just stopped into H8 N for a quick beer and blowing. Nicole was working (tall, white, late 20's, a bit of a belly, natural tits that sag a little, tattoos). She recognized me from earlier visits so she sat down while I sipped my beer. She promised the best BJ of all time. She suggested $150 but accepted $100. We paid the $10 troll toll, went to the back.
She stripped naked and warmed me up. Kissed her tits, played with her clit a bit and then she delivered a world class BBBJ, cim.
As always, she's the absolutely best you're going to find for a BBBJ for a Benjamin.