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Believe it or not I was Sarah's very first client. I saw her ad this morning, we texted back and forth a few times and next thing you know voila I'm in her nice mobile home in Cutlerville. I asked her how long she's been in the business, and she says today is her very first day. From her general demeanor and the questions she asked me, I believe her. She is actually in her mid-40's and she has a knockout mature petite body with natural C cup breasts and a very pretty face. I had a great GFE 1 hr "date" for 150. I actually stayed about 2 hrs advising her about the SP business. LFK, BBBJCIM, DATY, CFS in multiple positions. Takes direction well and likes giving and receiving pleasure. I will repeat. Right now her phone is blowing up with requests, so if you want to see her tell her Ed referred you. She is really only looking for a few regulars to supplement her income. Treat her good fellows, she is only providing on a temporary basis.

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No stolen pics no surprises.

She arrives tonight.

Ticket window is open.

At Kandiland1 on this forum.

This one came up today (Monday). I do agree, though, that MOST of the fake bullshit is on the weekends.

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[QUOTE=Naughty12;3470880]So just throwing this out there for discussion, why do we see so many "new" girls on the weekend show up on BP?

I know TGTBT out there on most but there appear to be some valid ad's with local numbers. Why only on Fri, Sat? I also noticed some ads have East side phone numbers.

The reason I ask is that there are occasions on the weekend that I could see one of these "non regulars". Sharing info in general or possibly on some of the more valid ad's may help our members not get taken advantage of or even bolster our community in helping out a new girl or two. Any thoughts?[/QUOTE]

Hoping to reserve one. Message away!

[QUOTE=Benz1;3472713]No stolen pics no surprises.

She arrives tonight.

Ticket window is open.

At Kandiland1 on this forum.[/QUOTE]

Hoping to reserve a spot. I tried quoting but it did not work.

Finally met her. The name is fitting. I asked if she was high, but she says she just woke up. She'd been up for at least 45 minutes by the time I finally got to her place. She was either super high or is on a perma-trip. She was out there like pluto. I opted for the $40 short stay. No idea if this was her place or not, but she lives in an apartment in wyoming, clean place, no cigg smell. No oral unless it's covered, at least for me. She'll help you get hard, but she's not too enthusiastic about it. I hit it from the back, she was in pain the whole time, I tried to take it easy on her. I'll repeat because she is skinny, snatch is relatively tight, the price was right and I got what I was after, in and out. No frills, no extras. She's not easy to get in touch with, takes forever to reply (multiple hours), that's probably why it took so long for me to finally see her. I don't have a link for her because I've just kept her number in my phone. I have no idea what name she was using.

[QUOTE=Duce605;3332928]Has anyone seen Ashley lately? Did she move on? Any information will help thanks.[/QUOTE]Pm me for info on Ashley.

Hello everybody I was wondering if anyone had any info on Bambi. She's a busty Puerto Rican who gets around the Grand Rapids area. She's typically hustling dates out of local bars. Private message me if you have any information thank you.

Ad down. New one here:

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[QUOTE=Girls1;3472876]This one came up today (Monday). I do agree, though, that MOST of the fake bullshit is on the weekends.

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Saw Neveah recently. Much like already said.

Pretty, somewhat of a tummy, nice top.

Had a bit of a wait in parking lot; seemed 'elsewhere' throughout massage.

BBBJ, cfs. . 8 ss.

May repeat.

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Going by 'Missy' now in latest ad?

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I THINK that's her. Dreamed of a year ago. Would not repeat (personally).

[QUOTE=BigDNick;3472957]Finally met her. The name is fitting. I asked if she was high, but she says she just woke up. She'd been up for at least 45 minutes by the time I finally got to her place. She was either super high or is on a perma-trip. She was out there like pluto. I opted for the $40 short stay. No idea if this was her place or not, but she lives in an apartment in wyoming, clean place, no cigg smell. No oral unless it's covered, at least for me. She'll help you get hard, but she's not too enthusiastic about it. I hit it from the back, she was in pain the whole time, I tried to take it easy on her. I'll repeat because she is skinny, snatch is relatively tight, the price was right and I got what I was after, in and out. No frills, no extras. She's not easy to get in touch with, takes forever to reply (multiple hours), that's probably why it took so long for me to finally see her. I don't have a link for her because I've just kept her number in my phone. I have no idea what name she was using.[/QUOTE]

Tried to get ahold of Amy, but couldn't (BTW, if there's some magic trick to get in touch with her, please let a fellow monger know), so I got ahold of Brittany instead. Excellent visit, gives flat rate, a HUGE plus in my book, and excellent massage and finish. Highly recommend, hopefully soon I'll be able to try Amy as well.

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[QUOTE=Mongerlian;3473913]Tried to get ahold of Amy, but couldn't (BTW, if there's some magic trick to get in touch with her, please let a fellow monger know), so I got ahold of Brittany instead. Excellent visit, gives flat rate, a HUGE plus in my book, and excellent massage and finish. Highly recommend, hopefully soon I'll be able to try Amy as well.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/blonde-highly-reviewed/33455713[/URL][/QUOTE]Nice pics. What was the damage?

Decided to call Jessica. Super chatty on the phone but very sweet at the same time. Decided on hh. As others mentioned she works out of a residence in Kentwood.

Got to location she gave me a nice hug and kiss told me to put donation on table right away. I'm always suspicious of that. Once we were comfortable the rush job and upsell began. DATY was only for boyfriend unless of course I wanted to tip. 4 more. My hh agreed timed time suddenly turned into 15 minutes cause she had someplace to be. While I know others had better luck maybe I just caught her on a bad day, On a positive note, I will say that she is cute, has a nice little body with no baby damage great little titties, but the upsell and shorting me on time outweighs all of her great attributes at least for me.

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I was in your area and I decided to see if Joy would be willing to give me an outcall and she was she showed up on time with a great attitude I did the hhr but we may have went beyond that BBBJ cj rcj doggy then bbbjcimws to the last drop I will repeat when in the area.

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Sincerely.

TA.

So I've been told it's not spacey stacy. I saw someone named stacy, but I guess not spacey stacy. She seemed spacey as get out though.

[QUOTE=BigDNick;3472957]Finally met her. The name is fitting. I asked if she was high, but she says she just woke up. She'd been up for at least 45 minutes by the time I finally got to her place. She was either super high or is on a perma-trip. She was out there like pluto. I opted for the $40 short stay. No idea if this was her place or not, but she lives in an apartment in wyoming, clean place, no cigg smell. No oral unless it's covered, at least for me. She'll help you get hard, but she's not too enthusiastic about it. I hit it from the back, she was in pain the whole time, I tried to take it easy on her. I'll repeat because she is skinny, snatch is relatively tight, the price was right and I got what I was after, in and out. No frills, no extras. She's not easy to get in touch with, takes forever to reply (multiple hours), that's probably why it took so long for me to finally see her. I don't have a link for her because I've just kept her number in my phone. I have no idea what name she was using.[/QUOTE]

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Had some difficulty getting an appointment at my favorite MP so texted this old woman as a last resort. (Please don't confuse this Ana with the younger one who lives in Burton Hts. She is fine and not to be associated with this old bag who lives nears the zoo with the rest of the smelly animals.).

Set up a half hour for 60 and she said she would send address when I was in the neighborhood. Texted her. Crickets. Phoned her. No answer. No wonder she needs three BP ads posted within minutes of each other. She won't get my business again and other mongers may wish to reconsider patronizing an unreliable old hag like this one.

Thanks for the heads up.

[QUOTE=Otto22;3474440][URL]Http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/treat-yourself-too-a-wonderful-massage/34238983[/URL]

Had some difficulty getting an appointment at my favorite MP so texted this old woman as a last resort. (Please don't confuse this Ana with the younger one who lives in Burton Hts. She is fine and not to be associated with this old bag who lives nears the zoo with the rest of the smelly animals.).

Set up a half hour for 60 and she said she would send address when I was in the neighborhood. Texted her. Crickets. Phoned her. No answer. No wonder she needs three BP ads posted within minutes of each other. She won't get my business again and other mongers may wish to reconsider patronizing an unreliable old hag like this one.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the review.

[QUOTE=TheAntagonist;3474310]I was in your area and I decided to see if Joy would be willing to give me an outcall and she was she showed up on time with a great attitude I did the hhr but we may have went beyond that BBBJ cj rcj doggy then bbbjcimws to the last drop I will repeat when in the area.

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Sincerely.

TA.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the review.

[QUOTE=BaseHit;3474217]Decided to call Jessica. Super chatty on the phone but very sweet at the same time. Decided on hh. As others mentioned she works out of a residence in Kentwood.

Got to location she gave me a nice hug and kiss told me to put donation on table right away. I'm always suspicious of that. Once we were comfortable the rush job and upsell began. DATY was only for boyfriend unless of course I wanted to tip. 4 more. My hh agreed timed time suddenly turned into 15 minutes cause she had someplace to be. While I know others had better luck maybe I just caught her on a bad day, On a positive note, I will say that she is cute, has a nice little body with no baby damage great little titties, but the upsell and shorting me on time outweighs all of her great attributes at least for me.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/exchanging-energy-come-and-hang-with-me/35348933[/URL][/QUOTE]

Thanks for the review.

[QUOTE=Mongerlian;3473913]Tried to get ahold of Amy, but couldn't (BTW, if there's some magic trick to get in touch with her, please let a fellow monger know), so I got ahold of Brittany instead. Excellent visit, gives flat rate, a HUGE plus in my book, and excellent massage and finish. Highly recommend, hopefully soon I'll be able to try Amy as well.

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Thank you sir.

[QUOTE=Girls1;3473686]Saw Neveah recently. Much like already said. Pretty, somewhat of a tummy, nice top. Had a bit of a wait in parking lot; seemed 'elsewhere' throughout massage.

BBBJ, cfs. . 8 ss.

May repeat.

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Thanks for the review.

[QUOTE=Girls1;3473690]Going by 'Missy' now in latest ad?

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I THINK that's her. Dreamed of a year ago. Would not repeat (personally).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigDNick;3472957]Finally met her. The name is fitting. I asked if she was high, but she says she just woke up. She'd been up for at least 45 minutes by the time I finally got to her place. She was either super high or is on a perma-trip. She was out there like pluto. I opted for the $40 short stay. No idea if this was her place or not, but she lives in an apartment in wyoming, clean place, no cigg smell. No oral unless it's covered, at least for me. She'll help you get hard, but she's not too enthusiastic about it. I hit it from the back, she was in pain the whole time, I tried to take it easy on her. I'll repeat because she is skinny, snatch is relatively tight, the price was right and I got what I was after, in and out. No frills, no extras. She's not easy to get in touch with, takes forever to reply (multiple hours), that's probably why it took so long for me to finally see her. I don't have a link for her because I've just kept her number in my phone. I have no idea what name she was using.[/QUOTE]

Being the first is a rare feat. Thanks for sharing her.

[QUOTE=EdMonger;3472573]Believe it or not I was Sarah's very first client. I saw her ad this morning, we texted back and forth a few times and next thing you know voila I'm in her nice mobile home in Cutlerville. I asked her how long she's been in the business, and she says today is her very first day. From her general demeanor and the questions she asked me, I believe her. She is actually in her mid-40's and she has a knockout mature petite body with natural C cup breasts and a very pretty face. I had a great GFE 1 hr "date" for 150. I actually stayed about 2 hrs advising her about the SP business. LFK, BBBJCIM, DATY, CFS in multiple positions. Takes direction well and likes giving and receiving pleasure. I will repeat. Right now her phone is blowing up with requests, so if you want to see her tell her Ed referred you. She is really only looking for a few regulars to supplement her income. Treat her good fellows, she is only providing on a temporary basis.

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"Your mileage MAY vary" in reality means "Your mileage WILL vary". I'm fairly new here on our excellent forum, and to our exciting and often times frustrating hobby of mongering. The main thing we all want is to have a good sexual experience and to get our perceived money's worth. Some want a massage and a HE, some want a SS with a quick impersonal fuck and BJ, some want a HH with a little longer impersonal fuck and BJ, and some like me want a full HR GFE encounter. To each his own.

With each new lady you visit for the first time it is basically a hit or miss opportunity because we all unique and have different personalities. What I do on every initial encounter is to tell the new lady that I want her to pretend to be my girlfriend for a HH, and if we can hit it off mentally and physically I will stay a full hour. And I tell her if she's really good I will become a regular. So I put the onus on her right off the bat. I make her think (hopefully she's capable of thinking). She's now thinking how much money can she make and can she pretend to be this guy's girlfriend and make me happy. I will treat her as my girlfriend with at least lip kissing, caressing, and hugging, and if her pussy smells and tastes good I will eat her out like a madman til she comes. If her pussy does not smell or taste good and if she can't or will not come I will never see her again. She must then reciprocate on me. BBBJ is a must, DT and CIM really get my attention. Basically she must love my cock. She must also love fucking me. All of this doesn't happen very often, but when it does I will repeat with her over and over until the excitement wanes and then I will move on.

99% of the ladies under the age of 30 are incapable of pulling this off with me. So when you read my reviews always remember YMWV.

Happy and Safe Mongering to All!

[QUOTE=Benz1;3472713]No stolen pics no surprises.

She arrives tonight.

Ticket window is open.

At Kandiland1 on this forum.[/QUOTE]How do I get in touch with her? Thanks.

If you wish to visit this young lady, you have to call and leave a voice message. She will return your call. DO NOT TEXT. I texted her a couple of times for a repeat appointment and she never texted me back. I figured she didn't want to let me visit her again. Wrong! She texted me today and said all I have to do is call. She also told me she only provides on a part-time basis. Good luck fellows, she is a real sweetie. If you need her number PM me.

[QUOTE=EdMonger;3467399]Had a very good dream with Lauren today. 150 for 1 hr. Safe incall in a decent hotel on 28th st. She is a sane, sober, very clean young lady and we had an almost GFE encounter for the full hour. She is a very sweet newbie in the business. Pics are real and her breasts are an awesome 36 DD. LFK, Daty, Fiv, BBBJ no cim, Cfs in multiple positions. Takes direction well and she aims to please. Treat her good fellows. I will repeat.

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[QUOTE=MasterLover;3475270]How do I get in touch with her? Thanks.[/QUOTE]As the post pointed out, Kandiland is on this forum. You can send her a private message.

Go to "Private Messages" in the upper left hand corner of your screen. Click on that.

Under "My Messages" click on "Send New Message".

For Recipient, type "Kandiland1".

Pick an appropriate Subject and your body.

Send.

I have tried that a few times and it does not work. Perhaps my PM's do not work. I tried texting her as well, unless she changed numbers. But not going to post that # here.

[QUOTE=DaveGR;3475454]As the post pointed out, Kandiland is on this forum. You can send her a private message.

Go to "Private Messages" in the upper left hand corner of your screen. Click on that.

Under "My Messages" click on "Send New Message".

For Recipient, type "Kandiland1".

Pick an appropriate Subject and your body.

Send.[/QUOTE]

Kandiland had to go back for an emergency she may be.

Back the 29th.

Well boys teddbear coming out of retirement.

Go see this new little honey she's very good and well worth it. She is Teddbear approved 60 ss80 hh150 hr.

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Had some difficulty getting an appointment at my favorite MP so texted this old woman as a last resort. (Please don't confuse this Ana with the younger one who lives in Burton Hts. She is fine and not to be associated with this old bag who lives nears the zoo with the rest of the smelly animals.).

Set up a half hour for 60 and she said she would send address when I was in the neighborhood. Texted her. Crickets. Phoned her. No answer. No wonder she needs three BP ads posted within minutes of each other. She won't get my business again and other mongers may wish to reconsider patronizing an unreliable old hag like this one.[/QUOTE]Used to go by Lina or Lyna at Momma Dees in Holland. Very few good reviews, many bad reviews. As I recall, some were ripped off completely; took the money and got nothing in return.

[QUOTE=TeddBear;3476100]Kandiland had to go back for an emergency she may be.

Back the 29th.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the update I was a little concerned she wasn't responding. Hope everything is ok.

He is back and already giving a review. Did she happen to give you her name? Welcome back.

[QUOTE=TeddBear;3476128]Well boys teddbear coming out of retirement.

Go see this new little honey she's very good and well worth it. She is Teddbear approved 60 ss80 hh150 hr.

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[QUOTE=Wolverines;3476204]He is back and already giving a review. Did she happen to give you her name? Welcome back.[/QUOTE]Her name is jennie. Give her a call you won't be dissapointed.

[QUOTE=TeddBear;3476225]Her name is jennie. Give her a call you won't be dissapointed.[/QUOTE]Agree. She is coming along (Jenn's pupil and roommate) and definitely worth a visit.

Welcome back. BTW, there is a boatload of new ones that need your TOFTT recon attention.

Anyone know what happened to Zoey? Haven't seen anything from her in quite a while.

[QUOTE=TeddBear;3476128]Well boys teddbear coming out of retirement.

Go see this new little honey she's very good and well worth it. She is Teddbear approved 60 ss80 hh150 hr.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/cum-have-fun-with-me-on-this-hot-hump-day-you-will-enjoy-it/34609728[/URL][/QUOTE]USASG Senior Poon Reporter back from Hiatus! Looking forward to your reports TB.

[QUOTE=DeafMute;3463738]After a long time trying to work out schedules, I finally had the pleasure of meeting Kandi. The visit was all that has already been said and then some. Unfortunately, I was her last visit of her day and in my eagerness to get out off the way (was already passed my time) and likely more than a little euphoria, I left without leaving my donation. To make matters worse, I had shut off my phone before visiting (as is my standard practice) and did not catch my error until the next day. Needless to say, I felt terrible (especially given one of the discussions we had that evening).

While I have reached out to her privately to apologize, it appears a more public apology is due. As such, I wanted to publicly apologize for my error and assure her (and this Board) that I fully intend to make things right as soon as she is available to do so.

Obviously I screwed up but I can assure everyone it was simply a HUGE brainfart and honest mistake. Nevertheless, I will own it and make it right.

Until then, I hope this more public apology will alleviate the concerns of all involved.[/QUOTE]Thank You for the Apology and reaching out to make things right. Xoxo Kandi.

Hey guys don't forget about Jenn she is also TeddBear approved she has madd head skills that rank right there at the top plus she's just fun to be with you can't go wrong with her. Don't hesitate give her a call.

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