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The thick MILF is Cristina. Her face is a little uglysexy but she's fun. She let me do anything I want and offers bare for $100. That's not her number.

[QUOTE=RedFox2120;7263978]I thought I was getting the thick MILF in the pics but obviously not the girl in the pics. It was 100 ss and 40 BBBJ.

The one I got is Brazilian darker tan skin. Natural small b cups and a nice ass. I think she is in her 30s and pretty skinny. It was tiny but firm. Her BBBJ was solid. Put on rubber and had different positions. No rushing which was nice but a lot of talking and come on baby I'm assuming in Portuguese.

I would repeat. Scratched the itch.

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[QUOTE=BigEl;7273553]The thick MILF is Cristina. Her face is a little uglysexy but she's fun. She let me do anything I want and offers bare for $100. That's not her number.[/QUOTE]You got a link to her info or digits?

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I have a theory that well worn, rougher looking providers provide some of the best oral in the business. Furthermore, this provider has on previous occasions advertised discounted b&g's so I thought I was in for a treat. Turns out my theory isn't fool proof.

So as her pictures show, she has never won, placed or showed in any beauty contests, to be fair, she looks exactly like her pictures including an impressive set of tits. One downer, she has an annoying little dog that will attempt to bite if given a chance. Don't expect any sexy lingerie, she answered the door completely nude and ready to roll.

I booked her for an oral exam and she went to work. Below average skills resulted in a longer than average session where I had to grab her ears to get the proper rhythm and stroke. It took me a while, but I eventually got there. It goes without saying I probably won't repeat.[/QUOTE]Bod looks nice. Wide open menu. BBFS she says. And drug marks?

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[QUOTE=HummerVette;7274611]Bod looks nice. Wide open menu. BBFS she says. And drug marks?[/QUOTE]Yes, she has a nice body, a great set of tits. Don't know about the rest of the menu since I was only there for a blowjob. Don't know about be BBFS, if that's your thing I hope your luck holds out, but I was never one for dipping my dipstick into these well-worn holes, just asking for trouble. There were no drug marks that I saw.

Like I said before, she is a very easy-going, easy to get along with provider and affordable to boot. I certainly had a lot worse. My only complaint was her oral technique. That may seem like nitpicking, but I was just trying to give an honest review.

Anyone have any info about this one. Based on the paterson location, I'm sure someone has seen her on the streets. Let me know if anyone recognizes the tattoos.

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Good day fellow mongers.

I'm a 70 year old guy looking for referrals to meet during a solo planed visit back to NJ during a week at the end of July.

I'm looking for a provider who will do outcalls to my hotel in the very northeast of Bergen County near the Suffern NY boarder.

I'm seeking a mature, reliable lady that is drama free and has a fairly open menu. I like petite ladies with nice tits and ass.

Greek would be nice but not a deal breaker if not.

Feel free to either post a response here in the open forum or you can PM me directly.

Thank you in advance for your help in getting an itch scratched.

Happy hunting!

Haven't been around but I have 3 reports (working on a 4th) I will put up. First is this one. I get that the photos are not what you're going to get but I was expecting at least a small framed woman but no. She gave me the address it was the Red Roof Inn aka the crackhead castle. I get there, she gives me the room number, I parked nearby just in case I wanted to book it. When I got to the door the room is Pitch black, like it was so dark it was drowning out the outside lighting which was a sketchy sign, knocked and the door opened but no one was there, sure enough she's hiding behind the door because she's not a spinner she's a very large dark Latina trying to pull a classic bait and switch, hoping I'd just say fuck it and get services. I did not find her attractive at all and I got a really bad feeling from her room, you definitely couldn't see if someone else like a bunch of dudes were hiding in there. I said to her "Nah this is gross and sketchy as fuck" and walked out of there. She tried texting me to come back but I'd rather not waste the money. Definitely one to avoid unless large Latinas are your thing.

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Had this one come to me on an outcall as I will not go to the ghetto. She is the same person in the picture but those pictures must be at least 10 years old. Most of her teeth are missing, she's extremely skinny and doesn't have any tits or ass from the heavy drug use. Definitely gives off a street walker vibe. She does BBJ and covered stuff only, and no anal or fetish stuff but you really don't want to be going bare back with an IV drug user anyways. She tried to spend most of our time hiding in my bathroom (definitely doing dope as I had paraphernalia in my trash can and I don't do that shit.) till I told her if she doesn't start paying attention to me she would have to leave and I would pay for the Uber. I didn't want to have sex with her so got a BBJ and it was pretty good, not the best but it did the job and she really seemed to get into it and let me fuck her face a bit. If was also interesting getting head from a chick with almost no teeth. Sent her home but probably wouldn't see her again unless I was desperate but with how dry it is out here I might have too. [URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/clifton/female-escorts/caucasian_w/desireitaliana--pr-princess-20/360165494662[/URL].

[QUOTE=Alive-Pomelo5553;7295610]I have heard really mixed things about this provider so had to see for myself. She wasn't posting for a while but I saw her put one up and jumped on it. She looked decent in the pictures and told me the incall was in Hackettestown which is nice area. Quotes me at 200 $ anything I want to do including hardcore fetish stuff I am not into and bare if I want. She resides In a very rich neighborhood that requires me to go through a gate which contrary to what I thought isn't great for this hobby I don't need my information saved. Regardless I get to her place,. She lets me in and kisses me, but runs off so I come inside. I notice she's trying to hide her stomach with her clothes but One look and I knew she was pregnant. Extremely pregnant like 6-7 months which wasn't listed in the ad and is definitely bait and switching IMO. I do not have a preggo fetish, but I've heard sex feels different with them so I decided to check it out. She is very into the GFE even if you don't want it haha, she kept kissing me which I don't like to do with providers idk how many dicks were in that mouth before I got here. She gave me head and it was really good, I could gag her and throat fuck her and she knew her way around a dick. The FS on the other hand oof, we had very limited positions to begin with because of the pregnancy belly but she had the the most loose pussy and ass I have ever encountered. Both holes were like fucking a warm bowl of Jello there was almost no friction or tightness. I didn't even need lube or to push hard for the anal. I couldn't cum because of this and it started to kill my erection. Fucked till she came and squirted all over the chair she was on but I gave up on trying to cum myself, she was out of gas by then as well. She was showered and clean but also very unkempt and hirsute downstairs, 1980's style another thing I am not a fan of. It was late and for whatever reason she wanted me to sleep over so I did as I didn't want to drive home and had nothing she could really rob me of. Then she bought me breakfast in the morning LOL. I left and it seems she ghosted me as she hasn't answered a text since, but I have also noticed she hasn't been posting, and she is known to be flakey as hell. No big loss IMO.[/QUOTE]Hey man can you send me her details?

[QUOTE=Alive-Pomelo5553;7295612]Got a hotel room with her now, review to come later. Definitely one of the better looking chicks on skip and still has meat on her bones. Got a good personality and I dig the nipple piercings. We shall see how it goes.[/QUOTE]I saw Kaitlyn on the Newark stroll a few days ago someone got to her before me she look healthy and clean. I'll try her for an outcall when I get the chance.

I got you. Sent you a message.

[QUOTE=NJFeetLover;7295743]Hey man can you send me her details?[/QUOTE]

Heard this provider is real but she's a real waste of time, must of tried to set up over a dozen dates but as soon as I am about to send the Uber she goes silent. Every. Single. Time. Finally I get her talking to me tonight, have the Uber waiting at her place. Fuckin ***** doesn't get in the car, has the driver wait 15 minutes before answering me she's going, but 5 minutes later the stupid ***** is still not in the car. Finally I had to cancel the Uber. Do not waste your time with this one. I've heard she's a real provider but unless you're a drug dealer or local to Paterson good luck actually getting her flakey ass to show up. Avoid! Why are good providers here so hard to come by anymore? 1 out of 5 was worth seeing. Idk boy I think I am going to retire. These bitches play more games than girlfriends do.

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I snatched her up for an entire night haha. One of the few providers here that's any good. I just hope she doesn't OD with all the money I gave her.

[QUOTE=HunterJay;7295824]I saw Kaitlyn on the Newark stroll a few days ago someone got to her before me she look healthy and clean. I'll try her for an outcall when I get the chance.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Alive-Pomelo5553;7295610]I have heard really mixed things about this provider so had to see for myself. She wasn't posting for a while but I saw her put one up and jumped on it. She looked decent in the pictures and told me the incall was in Hackettestown which is nice area. Quotes me at 200 $ anything I want to do including hardcore fetish stuff I am not into and bare if I want. She resides In a very rich neighborhood that requires me to go through a gate which contrary to what I thought isn't great for this hobby I don't need my information saved. Regardless I get to her place,. She lets me in and kisses me, but runs off so I come inside. I notice she's trying to hide her stomach with her clothes but One look and I knew she was pregnant. Extremely pregnant like 6-7 months which wasn't listed in the ad and is definitely bait and switching IMO. I do not have a preggo fetish, but I've heard sex feels different with them so I decided to check it out. She is very into the GFE even if you don't want it haha, she kept kissing me which I don't like to do with providers idk how many dicks were in that mouth before I got here. She gave me head and it was really good, I could gag her and throat fuck her and she knew her way around a dick. The FS on the other hand oof, we had very limited positions to begin with because of the pregnancy belly but she had the the most loose pussy and ass I have ever encountered. Both holes were like fucking a warm bowl of Jello there was almost no friction or tightness. I didn't even need lube or to push hard for the anal. I couldn't cum because of this and it started to kill my erection. Fucked till she came and squirted all over the chair she was on but I gave up on trying to cum myself, she was out of gas by then as well. She was showered and clean but also very unkempt and hirsute downstairs, 1980's style another thing I am not a fan of. It was late and for whatever reason she wanted me to sleep over so I did as I didn't want to drive home and had nothing she could really rob me of. Then she bought me breakfast in the morning LOL. I left and it seems she ghosted me as she hasn't answered a text since, but I have also noticed she hasn't been posting, and she is known to be flakey as hell. No big loss IMO. She does have a cool personality and if you vibe with her you'll at least enjoy her company and she does give good head or lets you fuck her face. Not worth 200 $ for that though unless you're someone with a preggo fetish. She also smoked enough crack to kill me 100 times over, so be wary of that (can't be good for that baby either) I can't find an ad for her as this was in early April but she's literally the only provider In Hackettestown I have ever seen post so you won't be mixing her up with someone else. Don't think I'd see her again unless I was desperate but again it's really dry out here so not impossible. Maybe when the pregnancy is over just to see if that affects her tightness.[/QUOTE]I too would also like the info.