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[QUOTE=BNatural;7627468]She didn't even share her frozen tiramisu.

I moved to San Diego recently and the scene is brutal. I've never paid so much money to not cum in my entire life.

It seems like I should just stick to AMPs. Every other flavor has mostly been a bust. Or insanely overpriced. How is it that pussy is cheaper in the Bay Area?[/QUOTE]Lmao, great story, man. Yes, I agree with you and feel AMPs are better bang for their buck. I don't even bother with indies anymore but like to keep an eye on reviews just in case, reading your review made it with it. But AMPs even edge out TJ now for me. Chinese AMP or (no) bust these days. Wish the girls were younger though, pretty much none under 30 but oh well.

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Tried searching but nothing came up.

Good god man. This is some P G Wodehouse level of writing. Sorry for your poor experience, but in a way glad cause it made you write this and me read it. Brilliant storytelling.

[QUOTE=BNatural;7626805][URL]https://rubrankings.com/united-states/california/san-diego/bodyrubs/body-rubs/free-42197.html[/URL]

Listen, this shit was so weird, somebody has to hear about it.

Setup was slow and annoying. Hours for reply, took a whole day to setup, and then messaging all day the day of to get the basic details (like will you actually be there at this time? Where am I going? How much is it?

To her credit, there was zero discussion of anything but a 70 minute 'sports massage' and lots of bewildering references to 'free gifts. ' She doesn't have rates and would only ask me about my budget. I was trying to fuck, and I was really craving a big soft MILF, so I floated $200. She accepted, but said if I scheduled for the next day, instead, she'd give me a discount and two free gifts.

The next morning, she had forgotten details and repeated questions we'd already talked about. She forget agreed on prices (and promised discounts). She forget I wanted incall. Two hours before the date, she decided it was too late and asked if I could be there any sooner. I obliged by showing up 30 minutes earlier. This meant I was coming straight from work. No problem, I thought, I'll use the shower she mentioned several times in the ad and in our conversations.

I pull up to a very nice office building and park in front behind a very nice Lexus. I text her that I've arrived. Five minutes pass. I notice there's a blonde haired woman in the car in front of me. I get a text telling me to go to the building. I roll my eyes, wait for two minutes and then tell her again, I'm here. A few more minutes pass. One of the things I hate most in this hobby is being made to wait somewhere you're clearly not supposed to be while a flaky hooker is doing whatever the fuck they do 10 minutes past the when the date was supposed to start. I'm starting to wonder if she's one of those who watches from a window or stairwell or whatever to see you park and get out. Then it hits me: she's sitting in front of me. Has to be.

She says please go up to the door. I resign myself to my fate and wait for the very busy sidewalk to empty, in hopes of maintaining some sort of discretion. The woman from the Lexus gets out once I reach the door and calls to me from the curb (cringe), Are you *fake name I gave her*?

I scurry over so she stops yelling, introduce myself. We walk back to the building and she badges in. Turns out, this is a big co-working space. Massive. She leads me through populated lobby, passed a packed-full gym, to the elevators. This whole time she's been babbling about COVID and Nature (She / her). We get out at the second floor, which is mercifully empty, and she is talking about cleansing. Naturally, this reminds her of Hitler, which she begins talking about non-stop as we wind our way through the halls of this office building. We approach a set of big glass doors and she stops, asking me if I need to use the bathroom first. I mention I am interested in using the shower. Her face falls, she looks serious, and then explains the only shower is in the gym, downstairs, and she's not allowed to go in. She says I could try, and that she would give me a towel. I decline.

She badges us through the big doors. She stops talking about Hitler and gestures that I should be quiet and starts whispering. Now we are in the large lobby of a set of private offices. I can hear the sound of people, faintly, from the three long hallways that branch outwards. She makes a beeline for the fridge, explaining that she's diabetic and is feeling sleepy and ill, and that all the food has to be thrown out every Friday, anyway (it's Tuesday, 6:45 pm). Bob Ross is playing on the big screen tv in the lobby, so she starts telling me a story about how she's spiritually linked to him. As she talks, she's rummaging through the large fridge. She pulls out a tiramisu big enough to need two hands to hold. She's no longer whispering, but she is rattling around silverware drawers and crinkling the loud plastic cover on the (still-frozen) tiramisu. This was surely something put in the fridge to thaw for tomorrow. Someone will be disappointed.

She explains that Bob Ross could have been her father (her mother met him a mere three years before she was born), and that's the reason she has this strong destined link to him. As she talks, she raises a metal spatula high and, in one downward stroke, chisels off a palm-sized pillar of frozen cake. Alternate realities exist and, in some, the timelines worked out that Bob Ross WAS her father, not just some guy that told her mom that she looked like an ex-girlfriend of his. This reality knows that and lets her feel the resonance of that knowledge. Just like Hitler, as I'll learn later.

I had wandered away from her while she was ranting and stealing food. We weren't supposed to be here, it was pretty clear. I wandered over to a large display board, listing all of the companies housed in these offices. A couple of law firms. Private investigators. Private security. Great. Cool. A thin webwork of unsustainable oversights were likely the only thing allowing me and this hooker to raid the fridge of this legal-system-adjacent workshare. But, I hadn't seen anyone else, yet and I did want to see her tits, so I decided to commit.

She wraps her cake in a napkin, grabs a spoon and we start winding through the hallways. She explains to me all of the things the universe actually wanted for Hitler. All the things he didn't choose. I can't tell if she's glad for the way things worked out or not, honestly. Each office we pass has the identical desk and chair silhouettes; you can't see much through the fogged glass windows. They definitely look like law offices. She drops her spoon and picks it up. I wait, pregnant with anticipation. She pauses only briefly before continuing to scoop tiramisu flakes into her mouth (it's still frozen). I'm hoping this means she gives good head.

Eventually we stop at one of the identical, non-descript offices, and she unlocks it and lets us in. I am surprised that there is a massage table in here. A couple of trash bags of towels and sundries stashed here and there. She is still talking about Hitler and is now telling me about Mother Russia, and the respect due to her. There is no indication I will find out if I am fucking. No one is getting naked. I tell her I am going to sit down in one of the two small armchairs; she sits in the other, still not getting naked.

Friends, she talked about Hitler for like 15 minutes straight while nibbling on her defrosting cake. She's batshit crazy, but doesn't seem dangerous, and I still want to see her tits, so I embrace the opportunity to just live in the now. She eventually stops talking about Hitler and asks for payment so we can begin. I give it, she smells it, luxuriating in it's aroma and rubbing it on her face, in spite of, as she says, all of the COVID that's probably all over it. She tells me she can smell counterfeit money, and mentions she sniffed it out with her last customer. She couldn't understand why he, a very good looking guy, would give her counterfeit money.

She asks me to get naked and lay face down on the table. We have now reached the least interesting part of the story. She's still dressed, but she had sneakily pull out her tits, which were nice. Overjoyed, I sat up and began gently fondling them. She stops me and says sucking isn't allowed (I didn't even try). Concerned, I asked her if touching was okay (I assumed, since it was mentioned in the ads and our texts). She thinks for a second and says, only once you turn over. Okay. Whatever, let's see where this goes.

The massage is bad. The handjob is bad. I can touch for about 10 seconds, before she tells me to stop, that she's too sensitive (I'm still being gentle). After a minute, she'll tell me to touch her again, then stops me again. This is a cycle that repeats like 3 times before I just stop touching at all. I genuinely think she would forget she didn't want to be touched, invite me in and then remember.

She kept stopping both the massage and the hand job to ask me to massage parts of her that were hurting. Neck, back (still mostly clothed). This actually seemed to really get her worked up. She'd start moaning and dirty talking and then would start jerking me off again. I asked if she wanted me to touch her pussy, and started slowly sliding my hand from her knee to her thigh. She stopped me and said no, because she didn't want to get pregnant (She was also incredibly worried that I hadn't cum in under 4 minutes. This isn't unique to her. In fact, lately, I'm spending a lot of my sessions thinking about you guys. Because, from my experience, the majority of you must cum about thirty seconds after being touched. I get so many women who will clinically jackhammer my still-soft dick and then get personally offended I don't cum. It's not just a laziness thing either. They're surprised--frustrated--like it just doesn't happen to them.

With Lily, each time it would start to get good, she'd get self-conscious and need to change a position, or ask me if I wanted to titty fuck her instead, or ask if I wanted head (but-we-have-to-use-a-condom and I-don't-think-you'll-like-it and my-stomach-doesn't-feel-good-because-of-diabetes). This shit happens so much and it's like the least satisfying version of edging.

I'd then gently try to explain I needed her to be normal for more than two minutes and just touch my dick? And the cycle would restart. It was like the sort of horny dream you have when you're sleeping on a badly positioned erection.

With 20 minutes to go I just stopped her and said maybe we'd try again another time, when she felt better and wasn't in such a hurry. As the king of not cumming, let me tell you that shit breaks these women's minds. A lot of them start to spiral and refuse to accept it. Lily was no different. Grabbing and tugging and full of explanations as to why this had been so shitty.

I then had to gentle parent her as I get dressed and talk her down. At this point she's going on and on about what she actually wants to do. It is clear she wants to come to my place, she doesn't like doing incalls, she wants to take a shower at my place (she wants me to pay her to clean my place and then fuck me for free because she's not a prostitute (she wants me to invite her over, fuck her in the shower and write her a reference stating that she's massaged me for two years (I think maybe she might be homeless?

Long story short I'm still deciding whether or not I'll invite her over this weekend. She promised to give me a discount.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EPhantom;7633132][URL]https://rubrankings.com/united-states/california/san-diego/bodyrubs/body-rubs/vnulb-available-for-matured-fun-85386.html[/URL]

Tried searching but nothing came up.[/QUOTE]No other online presence plus WhatsApp, Telegram and Discord contact info is a sure sign of a scam.

[QUOTE=Fonmyj;7633297]No other online presence plus WhatsApp, Telegram and Discord contact info is a sure sign of a scam.[/QUOTE]Ah, I know better. But I just wanted this to be the ONE exception haha.

[QUOTE=Fonmyj;7633297]No other online presence plus WhatsApp, Telegram and Discord contact info is a sure sign of a scam.[/QUOTE]As suspected, too good to be true. Asked for a 50% deposit. NO THANKS!

[QUOTE=TempleAvenue;7562829]Oh. Yeh. I was thinking about it too.

Long time again, I saw a review about Sally here and contacted her. A few times did not work and she gave me her friend number and I went to that office. I don't know if I remember her name. Maybe it's Honey as you mentioned.

She's middle eastern and a little bit old. Massage was ok. And I ended doing FS. I like her booty (it's wide and big but not very firm). So I repeated one more time and decided to do an hour. I asked her belly dance before the full action. During the session, before the full action.

She had to take a call; from the conversation I am guessing she wanted to go out her date / friend and she was late. So she started rushing. She did upsell too- upgrading FS didn't include DINING. It's an extra too. I had to pay all that and we agreed to MSOG (twice) but the after the first one, she said the second one had to be HJ. I was like WTF. I probably paid $6. For one hour session. And decided not to see her again.

A few months later, I wanted to see Sally and I think I got switch and bait. She met me at a different location (it's two story building) and she was confused when she met me. And later during the session, she said she was Sally sister or something. And she got confused etc. But I am pretty sure it was bait and switch.

She is middle eastern too and service is ok. But her physical is not appealing as the one I saw before (Honey? And I remember she offered me BBFS for extra. I didn't take part in it. Since then, I never reached out to them again. But I sure miss the Honey if she were still around and provided better service.[/QUOTE]Noticed this ad today. https://rubrankings.com/united-states/california/san-diego/bodyrubs/body-rubs/200-hhr-vip-only-tonight-58622.html

Not sure how long it's been active but based off the photos it seems like she was part of this crew we were talking about. Anyone seen her recently and have any intel to share?

[QUOTE=Fonmyj;7638130]Noticed this ad today. https://rubrankings.com/united-states/california/san-diego/bodyrubs/body-rubs/200-hhr-vip-only-tonight-58622.html

Not sure how long it's been active but based off the photos it seems like she was part of this crew we were talking about. Anyone seen her recently and have any intel to share?[/QUOTE]I've never seen her but there's a report here from '25. Basically, it says she's very attractive but the VIP doesn't include any BJ.

[QUOTE=Fonmyj;7638130]Noticed this ad today. https://rubrankings.com/united-states/california/san-diego/bodyrubs/body-rubs/200-hhr-vip-only-tonight-58622.html

Not sure how long it's been active but based off the photos it seems like she was part of this crew we were talking about. Anyone seen her recently and have any intel to share?[/QUOTE]I saw her a couple weeks ago. Same two story location in PL commercial area. She also goes by Mayar _0 on PD.

Her post on PD that night said 30 min VIP 2. 0. I show up and she tells me that's only for 15 min massage and 15 min CBJ and CFS is 2. 5. I explained how her post was misleading and not what VIP means. She went with the "you're cute so I'll do it" routine. She was pretty fun actually and very into it. Bigger than she appears in her pics but not in a bad way, she's just taller and a bit thicker than I was expecting. But not fat or flabby by any means. Afterwards she said she would change her post to be more clear what she was offering and to her credit she changed it that same night.

I'm not excited to repeat but if I was in a pinch I would see her again.

[QUOTE=Dcsd12;7638390]I saw her a couple weeks ago. Same two story location in PL commercial area. She also goes by Mayar _0 on PD.

Her post on PD that night said 30 min VIP 2. 0. I show up and she tells me that's only for 15 min massage and 15 min CBJ and CFS is 2. 5. I explained how her post was misleading and not what VIP means. She went with the "you're cute so I'll do it" routine. She was pretty fun actually and very into it. Bigger than she appears in her pics but not in a bad way, she's just taller and a bit thicker than I was expecting. But not fat or flabby by any means. Afterwards she said she would change her post to be more clear what she was offering and to her credit she changed it that same night.

I'm not excited to repeat but if I was in a pinch I would see her again.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the feedback. Based off the hassle she put you through I'll pass. There was only a couple of gals at that spot I'd repeat with and none of them were middle eastern. Asian / Mex Jade was a lot of fun. If anyone knows where she's at these days please let me know.

[QUOTE=Fonmyj;7638727]Thanks for the feedback. Based off the hassle she put you through I'll pass. There was only a couple of gals at that spot I'd repeat with and none of them were middle eastern. Asian / Mex Jade was a lot of fun. If anyone knows where she's at these days please let me know.[/QUOTE]Anything for you man. I consider you the SDFBSM Godfather LOL.

I don't think she's your type of experience. FBSM isn't her specialty. But for someone who just wants more of a QV with a fairly attractive gal, she's good for that.

[QUOTE=Dcsd12;7639280]Anything for you man. I consider you the SDFBSM Godfather LOL.

I don't think she's your type of experience. FBSM isn't her specialty. But for someone who just wants more of a QV with a fairly attractive gal, she's good for that.[/QUOTE]Yep, I agree. Doesn't sound like my type.

I share provider information to help others find matches for their interests. When I find a provider that I enjoy, I try to share some information to pay it forward, as many helped me when I was starting out and continue to do so which I am grateful for. I encourage all members, especially those who mostly lurk or use DMs, to share publicly. Your experience is valuable to even long time members and can answer questions for many others who are looking for the same information.

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Oi! This can't be real, right?! The OF link, the photos, and especially the "cream pie addict" part tell me, "no". But, the 619 phone number makes me go all dumb and start to wonder. What if? Been talking to her on OF. Pretty sure she's full of shit.

[QUOTE=Jaadwwn;7639670][URL]https://rubrankings.com/united-states/california/san-diego/bodyrubs/body-rubs/creampie-addict-l-kinky-petite-brunette-102400.html[/URL]

Oi! This can't be real, right?! The OF link, the photos, and especially the "cream pie addict" part tell me, "no". But, the 619 phone number makes me go all dumb and start to wonder. What if? Been talking to her on OF. Pretty sure she's full of shit.[/QUOTE]Looks like stolen pics of a camgirl out of Romania.

KatelynBelle.

[QUOTE=Arrebnac;7614707]Boston guy traveling to SD soon. Has anyone had the pleasure? [URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/California/San-Diego/Lunarose[/URL][/QUOTE]I have been trying to see her for a while not, never get response when I message, if anyone has seen her, would love to hear about it.