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She obviously had you confused with someone else. That being a guy known as little man. The little head ALWAYS does the thinking for the big head. With looks like hers, she thought she had the right guy. Besides; when was the last time a working girl got a tax refund from Uncle Sam?

Now that line beats 'them all! LMAO!

[QUOTE=SteedaMan; 1387960][url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/andlt3andlt3-ur-sweetest-sin-andlt3andlt3-inoutcalls-25/5878141[/url]

Had a couple dreams with her over the past few months. Service was always awesome! Great skills! Amazing BBBJCIM, petite little body, DATY is a +. Really nothing negative to report on, however, she's been hounding me to lend her $2000 for a downpayment to rent a new home! WTF! I declined the first time, she hinted again later on, and then today, she gave me an attitude over the phone because I wouldn't lend her at least $1000. She swears she would pay me back when she receives her tax return. WTF! Seriously![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SteedaMan;1389046]Ok, I want to get this off my chest. We, all of us I hope we all are in agreement, shower and get cleaned up nicely for our dreams, and providers we do expect the same from you. I had a dream with a latin provider couple months back and shame on me for not reporting it on here but when I got her in doggie, the smell from her hole was brutal. I thought something up and died in her. I had to stop and leave. Very gross. Ladies, is it too much to ask to do a smell test and use the products out there on the market to remedy any fowl odors? I don't care how hot and sexy you are, if you can't keep up with it, I won't return.[/QUOTE]I second that!

Haha, I didn't even think abou the tax return thing!

[QUOTE=SpecialOne8; 1389113]She obviously had you confused with someone else. That being a guy known as little man. The little head ALWAYS does the thinking for the big head. With looks like hers, she thought she had the right guy. Besides; when was the last time a working girl got a tax refund from Uncle Sam?

Now that line beats 'them all! LMAO![/QUOTE]

The time has finally arrived where the term "Your Mileage May Vary" really applies. I want to be clear about this report. This is not a bashing of any sort, this is simply a summary of my experience as it happened and how I feel about it.

As you all may know, this is a very expensive hobby and you always try and get the best "bang for the buck" (pun intended). So I contacted Katie in Daytona, we have been in contact now for about 2 maybe 3 months off and on. Her reviews painted a nice picture of a very great experience had by those who met her. So I wanted to try it out. The price was nice and she offered up a nice menu. So I scheduled an outcall to my room and she arrived a little late, but she had to drive a good ways to get to me, so I was ok with that. The exact details at this point are not as important as the experience (although it does affect the outcome). Her menu included everything except cim and greek and that was fine with me, I did get to "taste" it all. However, what is more important (to me) is the actual experience. This was brought up in our session BTW, her reponse was not so great. It wasn't mean, just not what I was expecting. She was a nice girl, very willing to please, took direction well and did not try to rush. BUT, I was expecting a full "Girlfriend Experience!" I got more of a vanilla experience. The term "GFE" IS very subjective. For some, they consider what's on the menu to determine "GFE," while for others, its the actual experience itself. I for one, look at both, but the experience itself is paramount. The "experience" should also include (IMHO) , cuddling, kissing on body parts everywhere, sweet sexy whispers in your ear, some dirty talk, maybe a nice bodyrub and no looking at the clock-in a nutshell, a romantic, affectionate and sensual encounter, a connection deeper than just "wam bam thank you mam!" The feeling that she is your girlfriend for that moment in time. It unfortunately did not happen in this encounter and for the first time EVER, I never got to release! .

Again, I want to be clear about this report. This is not a bashing of any sort, this is simply a summary of my experience as it happened and how I feel about it. I truly hope this does not turn into anything more.

Seniors and trusted members can PM me for details.

Be safe! And Yes, Your Mileage Will Vary.

OS

[QUOTE=SteedaMan;1389046]Ok, I want to get this off my chest. We, all of us I hope we all are in agreement, shower and get cleaned up nicely for our dreams, and providers we do expect the same from you. I had a dream with a latin provider couple months back and shame on me for not reporting it on here but when I got her in doggie, the smell from her hole was brutal. I thought something up and died in her. I had to stop and leave. Very gross. Ladies, is it too much to ask to do a smell test and use the products out there on the market to remedy any fowl odors? I don't care how hot and sexy you are, if you can't keep up with it, I won't return.[/QUOTE]With you all the way on this topic SM. Normally the little head is in charge when pressing the flesh but he is the first to run for the door when the Tuna fleet lands on shore.

[QUOTE=Hairball;1389239]With you all the way on this topic SM. Normally the little head is in charge when pressing the flesh but he is the first to run for the door when the Tuna fleet lands on shore.[/QUOTE][url]Http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/all_natural-sexy-latina-freaky-sweet-amazing-skills-and-exotic-moves-100_best-xperience-22/5216775[/url]

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Called to find out what rates are was told 1, 000 hour 500 half

That is crazy expensive[/QUOTE]And what is the chance that it is really those two?

Was that the price for one girl or two? If it was for both then half hour would be 250 for one which is still high for O-town.

In town for the All-Star week-end, following the athletes, celebs, media people and big spenders coming into town. You can bet they won't be here next week!

[QUOTE=Cbs200; 1389273]And what is the chance that it is really those two?

Was that the price for one girl or two? If it was for both then half hour would be 250 for one which is still high for O-town.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cbs200; 1389273]And what is the chance that it is really those two?

Was that the price for one girl or two? If it was for both then half hour would be 250 for one which is still high for O-town.[/QUOTE]Take into consideration that those high rates are not meant for you. They are meant for those who can afford it. Like the guys that are paying $800-$1200 / night for a place downtown, however, those that can afford those rates, are not lurking on BP either. Nor is it really a good idea for girls like that to post their location! Hey, thanks to those that aren't so bright. Our jobs, and maybe our fun just got a little easier to do and obtain this weekend. LOL.

[QUOTE=Hairball;1389239]With you all the way on this topic SM. Normally the little head is in charge when pressing the flesh but he is the first to run for the door when the Tuna fleet lands on shore.[/QUOTE]Laughing so hard it hurts. Some times the Big Head WINS

Bilbo out

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1388978]There are already two posts about her from seniors in the past few days, with more than enough information for you to make up your mind. Go see her and post a review, or pick someone else who has more information out there. Either way, don't just sit back and prod people to fill in the blanks for you.

Why you'd want a drunk drug-user in a dirty room, who's probably fresh out of jail, for your first choice, is beyond my comprehension.[/QUOTE]She may not even by out of jail yet. Her most recent charges are FTA (for jumping bail related to our hobby, that a friend of mine put up) and drug paraphenalia. It's too bad the habit seems to have ovetaken her. Otherwise, in general, she is normally a pretty nice and sweet girl.

Well, I say "our hobby" but I have only been an AMP / MP guy. I have yet to sample the escort / backpage ladies. I just happen to know who this provider is.

[QUOTE=JustJenna;1389295]Take into consideration that those high rates are not meant for you. They are meant for those who can afford it. Like the guys that are paying $800-$1200 / night for a place downtown, however, those that can afford those rates, are not lurking on BP either. Nor is it really a good idea for girls like that to post their location! Hey, thanks to those that aren't so bright. Our jobs, and maybe our fun just got a little easier to do and obtain this weekend. LOL.[/QUOTE]I'm sitting on the sidelines this weekend and let all the tourists take care of the ladies. Hopefully, they will be taking care of our local ladies, they deserve it. Jenna, if things get too slow, send me a PM. It's been too long since I've seen my "home town" girl. LOL.

WOF

[QUOTE=JustJenna;1389295]Take into consideration that those high rates are not meant for you. They are meant for those who can afford it. Like the guys that are paying $800-$1200 / night for a place downtown, however, those that can afford those rates, are not lurking on BP either. Nor is it really a good idea for girls like that to post their location! Hey, thanks to those that aren't so bright. Our jobs, and maybe our fun just got a little easier to do and obtain this weekend. LOL.[/QUOTE]Even people who can afford it should not accept pricing like that in Orlando. The going rate in Tokyo, Zurich or Dubai is not transferable to central FL where the cost of living is so much lower. Most people who could pay prices like that are probably smart enough to figure out what the normal rates are in a city that they are visiting. Even with a special event in town, those girls should not expect takers at those rates as long as there is so much competition in town. Its not like there is a shortage of escorts in the area. Their target market is not only the wealthy but the stupid!

Something similar happened in Germany during the World Cup games in 2006. Lots of out of town providers rolled into the game venue cities thinking that they could charge really high rates. But the locals were all still there so there was no provider shortage to justify sky high rates. So the greedy out of towners left mostly empty handed.

Interested in a great massage with appropriately fabulous ending, at my very upscale hotel.

Last I was in town I had a decent one, but can't recall her name and wasn't so good I'd repeat (actually the massage and such was soso but we really got along well and she ended up staying probably 2 hours cause we talked for an hour). But anyway.

The two I listed below look smoking hot, if on the young side at least in the first ones case. I usually find a bit of experience helps but I'm a sucker for a CMT quality yet sensual massage from a hot and pleasant woman that leaves me happy.

Any info on the 2 below, and / or any recommendations (PM is fine is that's your preference).

Thanks!

Jessica 813-531-4738.

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Annette 321-696-7319.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/soft-yet-heavy-hands-redhead-nude-rub-avail-6pm-25/5218304[/url]

[QUOTE=Bongo1212; 1389974]Interested in a great massage with appropriately fabulous ending, at my very upscale hotel.

Last I was in town I had a decent one, but can't recall her name and wasn't so good I'd repeat (actually the massage and such was soso but we really got along well and she ended up staying probably 2 hours cause we talked for an hour). But anyway.

The two I listed below look smoking hot, if on the young side at least in the first ones case. I usually find a bit of experience helps but I'm a sucker for a CMT quality yet sensual massage from a hot and pleasant woman that leaves me happy.

Any info on the 2 below, and / or any recommendations (PM is fine is that's your preference).

Thanks!

Jessica 813-531-4738.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-sweet-college-girl-100-satisfaction-guarantee-outcalls-only-open-late-19/5825488[/url]

Annette 321-696-7319.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/soft-yet-heavy-hands-redhead-nude-rub-avail-6pm-25/5218304[/url][/QUOTE]I had Annette come to my house for an outcall not too long ago. As soon as I opened the door, I regretted my decision to go with her. From her pics, you would never think that she's the redneck type, but meeting her in person will certainly confirm that. She drives a loud old pickup truck and her appearance is a bit on the rough side. Very skinny girl, in fact probably too skinny. She's from Bithlo if that tells you anything. Bodyrub was certainly forgettable with a mechanical HE. Oh. And she talks way too much!