Massage Parlor Reports

I've done it a couple of times. They're still all about the money. Read the "Relationships with massage providers" thread to gain some perspective.

[QUOTE=Ambidextrous; 1185378]Hello, guys, I'm new here, I recently started visiting AMPs in the DC / NoVa area. I've been to about 10 places, learning by trial and error. Going rate seems to be around 80 / hr plus tip of 80-100 for extra service. I make small talk while the massage begins, then start to touch her gently as she works. From there the reactions vary. Most of the time the finish is HJ, sometimes they are willing to take their clothes off and let me touch them. Have had FS only once (covered of course). Have had a couple of disappointing experiences with completely NS massage.

I do not look down on these women because they are sex workers, indeed I try my best to make it a GFE. I am always courteous, clean, respectful and gentle (and generous when warranted). I take no for an answer, though I've been known to plead!

What I am quickly learning is this is a relationship like any other between a man and a woman, chemistry is key. Which brings me to my question. I met one masseuse with whom I 'clicked' and I'm tempted to initiate an 'off-the-clock' relationship with her. Thoughts? [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Roamin Roman; 1184825]What most of the established members (either Senior or Regular, but with a hsitory of decent posts) on this forum dislike are lazy asses who come bouncing in from some other place and start asking form information without having provided or even offered any of their own. These newbie clowns just waltz on up and post questions like,"[i]Anybody know about____? [/i]" or "[i]Where can I find ____? [/i]" or "[i]Where is the best place to get FS? [/i]" It's not that "we" are part of some clique and "they" aren't; it's simply that they've demonstrated no initiative and offered no intel of any value, but simply cop an attitude when they get a well-deserved smackdown.

Take a look at your 8 posts since joining this forum. You had the opportunity to provide useful intel or give a reports of your findings in any one of them. But instead, ALL of them are of the sort I mentioned above. You've given nothing, but you seem to expect something substantial in return. I've seen newbie's who, on their very first post, have provided great reports. It all depends on the attitude of the individual. Yours tends to suck. You say you've belonged to TBD? Congratulations. Still, we have no way of knowing what the quality of your posts were over on that forum, either, so BFD.

Now, you've got three options, as I see them: (1) Take two steps back, adjust your attitude, and make a new start by giving instead of taking. (2) Keep with your current attitude, post useless comments, and remain bitter or frustrated or both. (3) Lurk in the background and just feed on the crumbs that drift by. If you make a serioous commitment to the first option, you can become a valued participant and "we" will be more than happy to share with you the information that we've gained with our hard-earned dollars and our valuable limited time. If you go for the other two options, have a nice life.

R:R[/QUOTE]Instesd of starting off lazy I read some reviews on this and other boards before I set out. You have to finally get off your ass and take one. There is enough information on this board to make an informed decision. You can pop your cherry pretty quickly to build your experience based on the information already posted. I will say it twice don't be a lazy ass and go take one, then post information for others.

You ever heard that saying YMMV? Even if someone has great reviews you have to make your own impression and just use this info as a guide. Thats why getting your own experience is the way to go and pass on the 411.

[QUOTE=Roamin Roman; 1184825]What most of the established members (either Senior or Regular, but with a hsitory of decent posts) on this forum dislike are lazy asses who come bouncing in from some other place and start asking form information without having provided or even offered any of their own. These newbie clowns just waltz on up and post questions like,"[i]Anybody know about____? [/i]" or "[i]Where can I find ____? [/i]" or "[i]Where is the best place to get FS? [/i]" It's not that "we" are part of some clique and "they" aren't; it's simply that they've demonstrated no initiative and offered no intel of any value, but simply cop an attitude when they get a well-deserved smackdown.

Take a look at your 8 posts since joining this forum. You had the opportunity to provide useful intel or give a reports of your findings in any one of them. But instead, ALL of them are of the sort I mentioned above. You've given nothing, but you seem to expect something substantial in return. I've seen newbie's who, on their very first post, have provided great reports. It all depends on the attitude of the individual. Yours tends to suck. You say you've belonged to TBD? Congratulations. Still, we have no way of knowing what the quality of your posts were over on that forum, either, so BFD.

Now, you've got three options, as I see them: (1) Take two steps back, adjust your attitude, and make a new start by giving instead of taking. (2) Keep with your current attitude, post useless comments, and remain bitter or frustrated or both. (3) Lurk in the background and just feed on the crumbs that drift by. If you make a serioous commitment to the first option, you can become a valued participant and "we" will be more than happy to share with you the information that we've gained with our hard-earned dollars and our valuable limited time. If you go for the other two options, have a nice life.

R:R[/QUOTE]I have been in the honny a LONG time (since early 90's) and I have TOFTT several times. I know how this game works.

When the Orange Spa was open, there was a great provider that I'd like to try and find. She was older and thicker than most, but knew what she was doing in both massage and other area. She was an independant and lived in NoVa. She had a distinctive tatoo on her back. If anyone remembers her and has any intel on where she might be working, I would appreciate it. I think she called herself Marsha or Mary.

Decided to TOFTT (first time poster, long time lurker here). Place is very convenient for me so I decided to check it out. Set up inside is nice, but not very private. Walls for each of the massage areas do not go all the way up to ceiling, so you can hear everything going on inside. Walked in. No appt. MMS was friendly and guided me to room. Young Korean (?) came in. Maybe 24. Average, but with good front court. Told me to strip and lay down. Did so. No draping at all. Girl came back in and gave me average to below average massage. One hour. No real playing or soft touch, just average massage. At one point straddled me while I was face down and did my back, which was highlight. Requested HE at end but was happily denied. Girl pointed to hallway where MMS was lurking. No worries as did not expect it anyway. Paid 80, including tip. Friendly, but will not go back.

[QUOTE=Blowtorch; 1181875]Instead of people responding to other's requests for info, all you get here is lectures on proper pervert etiquette! I have belonged to TBD, another site, and some others, and they all the same. If you're not in the "clique". GTFO!

Any cop could come in here and establish himself with a few fake reports and become part of the gang. I understand the need for discretion, but some of you guys are simply beyond paranoid. [/QUOTE]If you are not happy with the way things work, you are free to leave through the same door you form which you entered.

Others have already explained it to you, contribute 1st (yes we know reliable verifiable intel from fake reviews) , then ask for assistance. It is a simply formula.

Good luck.

So not good first she I very old with saggy tits massage was ok but the image of granny in my head was tuff. Anyone try golden in clinton would like some asian treat.

I went a couple of months ago but heard there was a crackdown in Ffx county. Are these guys still around?

[QUOTE=Ambidextrous; 1185378]Hello, guys, I'm new here, I recently started visiting AMPs in the DC / NoVa area. I've been to about 10 places, learning by trial and error. Going rate seems to be around 80 / hr plus tip of 80-100 for extra service. I make small talk while the massage begins, then start to touch her gently as she works. From there the reactions vary. Most of the time the finish is HJ, sometimes they are willing to take their clothes off and let me touch them. Have had FS only once (covered of course). Have had a couple of disappointing experiences with completely NS massage.

I do not look down on these women because they are sex workers, indeed I try my best to make it a GFE. I am always courteous, clean, respectful and gentle (and generous when warranted). I take no for an answer, though I've been known to plead!

What I am quickly learning is this is a relationship like any other between a man and a woman, chemistry is key. Which brings me to my question. I met one masseuse with whom I 'clicked' and I'm tempted to initiate an 'off-the-clock' relationship with her. Thoughts? [/QUOTE]I hope you have lowered your tip for the service that you are describing as I have gotten FS many times for 100.

[QUOTE=BlkPrinceVa;1185264]I'm new to this forum but have been a "hobbiest" for over 15 years. Long-term frequenter of DC AMPs, most of which are now closed. Live in NoVa and occaisionally visit the AMPs. Based on this forum, I've come the learn that of the NoVa Standard Service. I'm glad I found this forum. I've been going to different locations trying to find any that do FS. Now I know none (most) don't. I enjoy a good massage and have found a place that does it legitamately for much less than the AMPs (no TS or HE though). Now that I know of the NoVa Standard, I'll probably stick to me legit massage and save some money. I'll continue to monitor this forum, it's every entertaining.[/QUOTE]Keep trying you will get lucky one day as for FS in NOva, they are out there, its just the luck of the draw, once you find it, you will then know where to go.

[QUOTE=DevishJame; 1181431]Hi,

Does anyone know the one on Columbia Road?

Is DC stile or Nova standard?

And also are all the VA ones NOVA standard?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Just go and check a few out and let us know how it went.

[QUOTE=Drofnalb; 1173830]Perhaps you could PM him for the location.

We are trying to leave fewer details until DC fully recovers.[/QUOTE]Damn, looks like DC is running scared now! I wish for the old days. Damn! I really don't think Politics will let DC "fully" recover!

[QUOTE=Computer Luvvv;1191190]I hope you have lowered your tip for the service that you are describing as I have gotten FS many times for 100.[/QUOTE]Not yet. See my new post on VA MP reports, she wasn't happy with 100! Would love to find FS for that, will keep looking.

[QUOTE=Ambidextrous;1185378]I met one masseuse with whom I 'clicked' and I'm tempted to initiate an 'off-the-clock' relationship with her. Thoughts?[/QUOTE]They are possible, but rare. I had a friendship with the owner of Shogun in Falls Church (long gone) , which was a Nova-style service place, but we hit it off and progressed to FS as a personal thing, not a business one. She used to cook dinner for me in the back room afterwards, and also came to my house for some fun (free and completely intimate).

I tried to get something going with Connie from the original Golden (Georgetown then Merrifield). I thought she liked me because of the untranslated Asian and verbal completion, but maybe I flattered myself.

I also took one girl out of the NY Ave place and went for a night tour of the monuments and coffee before taking her to the bus station to go on vacation (they really do go on vacation, and move freely without being "trafficked." She even showed me her Thai passport, which she had in her own possession).

She gave me her phone number, and we talked a few times, but she never came back to DC.

I know other members here have had relationships, including one who had a serious romantic involvement, but I'll let him speak for himself if he wants to.

My advice is to keep both eyes open, go slowly with any personal attachment and entanglement, and be wary of getting played. Some of these girls may indeed be genuine, but it's not easy to tell them from the operators.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1191883]I tried to get something going with Connie from the original Golden (Georgetown then Merrifield). I thought she liked me because of the untranslated Asian and verbal completion, but maybe I flattered myself.

My advice is to keep both eyes open, go slowly with any personal attachment and entanglement, and be wary of getting played. Some of these girls may indeed be genuine, but it's not easy to tell them from the operators.[/QUOTE]Interesting comments. Thanks. What is "untranslated Asian and verbal completion"?

I trust my experience and "radar" to guard against being taken advantage of. I made a lunch date with my AMP girl last week, but she broke it at the last minute. Said she had too many other things to do, but I had the feeling there was a reason she wasn't telling me. Back to square one as usual.