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Long day at work. Was just browsing BP. So many amazing women out there. I got to say, its pretty crazy to know that I'm a phone call, a shower, and a short drive away from getting to experience so many sexy women.

You know when old men reminisce about the good ole days or talk story about their regrets? I think if I met myself in 50+ years, assuming I don't get busted or catch something incurable before then, he'd give me an atta'boy for enjoying the hell out of my manhood. I used to flinch a little every time I read the term "monger". Probably, reflexes from a conservative christian upbringing and the social stigma surrounding prostitution. But these days, I'd don't mind being called a monger. Society can paint me with their self-righteous labels all day. For me, this is part of that small amount of happiness in between birth and death. Smelling the roses along the way, if you will. Live and let live.

Anyhow, that's about as existential as I'm going to get when I'm feeling this horny. Damn, Hana's pics are looking good!

I asked the ladies that I saw this past weekend if they liked clean shaven genitals. They said without a doubt, a manicured Bush with special attention to the base of the cock is what they prefer. The hair doesn't get in their mouth when they are giving a BJ and there is less odor from the hair when it is trimmed back like a porn star.

So, if you want to get even better service than what you are getting now, clean up the weed patch.

For all you guys that have a SO, I don't know how you're going to pull off the patch pruning without arousing suspicion.

[QUOTE=LonelySmiles;2260665]Long day at work. Was just browsing BP. So many amazing women out there. I got to say, its pretty crazy to know that I'm a phone call, a shower, and a short drive away from getting to experience so many sexy women.

You know when old men reminisce about the good ole days or talk story about their regrets? I think if I met myself in 50+ years, assuming I don't get busted or catch something incurable before then, he'd give me an atta'boy for enjoying the hell out of my manhood. I used to flinch a little every time I read the term "monger". Probably, reflexes from a conservative christian upbringing and the social stigma surrounding prostitution. But these days, I'd don't mind being called a monger. Society can paint me with their self-righteous labels all day. For me, this is part of that small amount of happiness in between birth and death. Smelling the roses along the way, if you will. Live and let live.

Anyhow, that's about as existential as I'm going to get when I'm feeling this horny. Damn, Hana's pics are looking good![/QUOTE]Say it loud. I'm a monger and proud. Hehehe. If my 77 year old Uncle still going, why should anybody stop? Go go go!!

[QUOTE=Kefe2;2261204]Say it loud. I'm a monger and proud. Hehehe. If my 77 year old Uncle still going, why should anybody stop? Go go go!![/QUOTE]Hey, better to die happy unloading your last nut busting in some tight pussy before kicking the bucket then die in an old folks home bed ridden only to look at a nurse's ass and not getting some.

Maybe mama should offer a house special for the "Kick the Bucket Launch to Heaven" for the old man ready to do his last deed with HONORS. When he finally expires, mama could just slip his body down the chute and off he goes to Heaven. Check out this video, guy gets launched way out there. Now that's the way to go out with a BANG

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=737768692955258&fref=nf

launching monger

[QUOTE=HonoluluYobo;2260850]I asked the ladies that I saw this past weekend if they liked clean shaven genitals. They said without a doubt, a manicured Bush with special attention to the base of the cock is what they prefer. The hair doesn't get in their mouth when they are giving a BJ and there is less odor from the hair when it is trimmed back like a porn star.

So, if you want to get even better service than what you are getting now, clean up the weed patch.

For all you guys that have a SO, I don't know how you're going to pull off the patch pruning without arousing suspicion.[/QUOTE]Been shaving down there for awhile, but I also workout quite a bit. I tell the SO that it's cooler and less prone to chafing down there when it's shaved. So far, the story's been bought. Had some ingrown hairs that gave me a small scare as I thought they were warts, but other than the occasional nick with the razor, it's been great. Feel kind of naughty talking to a hot coworker knowing that it's nice and smooth for her should the occasion arise. Makes me wonder how her landing strip might look, too!

[QUOTE=Localpopoki;2261635]Been shaving down there for awhile, but I also workout quite a bit. I tell the SO that it's cooler and less prone to chafing down there when it's shaved. So far, the story's been bought. Had some ingrown hairs that gave me a small scare as I thought they were warts, but other than the occasional nick with the razor, it's been great. Feel kind of naughty talking to a hot coworker knowing that it's nice and smooth for her should the occasion arise. Makes me wonder how her landing strip might look, too![/QUOTE]Hell yes. I started shaving downstairs when I discovered AMPs. I once heard a wise man say, no woman wants to see your balls when it looks like a "lawless tribal region in Afghanistan. " I took that to heart LOL.

At first I used a razor on the whole area. However, like you I found that I had a problem with ingrown hairs, especially in the area above my manarrow. That small baseball field seemed to get razor burn almost every time no matter how careful I was. So my solution has been to buy a 2nd beard trimmer that is my dedicated 'bush whacker' for that area and the grundle patch. I still use a razor to very carefully shave clean the area around the base of my cock and to shave my ball sack. I've found that if done right, it creates a cool optical illusion that makes my manhood look bigger haha. The other benefit of carefully shaving the ball sack, is the BLS feels amazing and girls seem to enjoy the smooth boys.

The way I see it, its all part of maximizing my chances of making a good impression. I think the times I've gotten extras, a lot has been because of cleanliness. Same reason I always shower, brush my teeth, trim my nails, put on cologne, and take a mint on the drive over. I know I'm more attracted to a woman that takes care of herself and I also believe its a two way street.

[QUOTE=LonelySmiles;2261689]Hell yes. I started shaving downstairs when I discovered AMPs. I once heard a wise man say, no woman wants to see your balls when it looks like a "lawless tribal region in Afghanistan. " I took that to heart LOL.

At first I used a razor on the whole area. However, like you I found that I had a problem with ingrown hairs, especially in the area above my manarrow. That small baseball field seemed to get razor burn almost every time no matter how careful I was. So my solution has been to buy a 2nd beard trimmer that is my dedicated 'bush whacker' for that area and the grundle patch. I still use a razor to very carefully shave clean the area around the base of my cock and to shave my ball sack. I've found that if done right, it creates a cool optical illusion that makes my manhood look bigger haha. The other benefit of carefully shaving the ball sack, is the BLS feels amazing and girls seem to enjoy the smooth boys.

The way I see it, its all part of maximizing my chances of making a good impression. I think the times I've gotten extras, a lot has been because of cleanliness. Same reason I always shower, brush my teeth, trim my nails, put on cologne, and take a mint on the drive over. I know I'm more attracted to a woman that takes care of herself and I also believe its a two way street.[/QUOTE]When I met my current SO several years back, I was already cleaned up, and have maintained that I keep it that way even now so that I don't get ingrown hairs. If I let it grow a few days that always seems to be the case. That, and I say I'm shaved regularly in case she decides she's feeling frisky. Almost ALL women like it cleaned up, so she's appreciative.

I normally just use a razor every few days now. I keep a separate razor and make sure it is sharp, which helps against ingrown hairs. Not everyone is comfortable taking a razor down there, but Phillips makes a product just for these jobs. The Phillips Bodygroom. Works really well and there are a few new versions now. I had one about ten years ago when they first came out and lost it during a move, but that thing works really well.

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[QUOTE=HonoluluYobo;2261836]Rank your favorite. [URL]http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-south-korean-models/bikinibabehotties?pos=15&a=9&l=1291968&ltype=l&g=1[/URL].[/QUOTE]Don't have the patience to go through +/-95 pictures much less rate each one. Probably like all of them anyway.

I am fairly new to posting, but have been lurking for a while. I am a breast man and in search of the largest breast on the island. I don't care in what capacity they work. I just need to see some big boobies. I mean DD and above action. Do you guys have any.

Suggestions?

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Localpopoki;2261635]Been shaving down there for awhile, but I also workout quite a bit. I tell the SO that it's cooler and less prone to chafing down there when it's shaved. So far, the story's been bought. Had some ingrown hairs that gave me a small scare as I thought they were warts, but other than the occasional nick with the razor, it's been great. Feel kind of naughty talking to a hot coworker knowing that it's nice and smooth for her should the occasion arise. Makes me wonder how her landing strip might look, too![/QUOTE]I actually use Nair and it works like a charm.

[QUOTE=HonoluluYobo;2261836]Rank your favorite. [URL]http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-south-korean-models/bikinibabehotties?pos=15&a=9&l=1291968&ltype=l&g=1[/URL].[/QUOTE]Which one looks like Channel?

[QUOTE=RangerLove;2262067]I actually use Nair and it works like a charm.[/QUOTE]Look up Patty Plenty on Eros.

[QUOTE=Kalani69;2262451]Look up Patty Plenty on Eros.[/QUOTE]Thanks for that. I have actually seen her before and reviewed her on the other site. I am open to anymore suggestions if anyone has them.