Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jbutter9;5387636]5 seasons wants 140 extra for FS. Will be the worst message of your life time on a nasty dirty bed.[/QUOTE]We're talking about Five Seasons or Senses?

[QUOTE=Jbutter9;5387636]5 seasons wants 140 extra for FS. Will be the worst message of your life time on a nasty dirty bed.[/QUOTE]Where is 5 seasons? Digits?

[QUOTE=JButter9;5387636]5 seasons wants 140 extra for FS. Will be the worst message of your life time on a nasty dirty bed.[/QUOTE]Bed is definitely filthy. I took a blacklight against the bed and it was full of disease. A std or sti waiting to happen. I wasn't feeling the masseuse either, so I walked out, which was my plan anyhow. Curiosity got the best of me and I wanted to see it for myself.

Same for me. I heard the table shower is nice but I've been to NYC AMPs and sadly I don't see anything is this area matching up.

Man curiosity got me too. Couldn't even get it up is how bad it was.

[QUOTE=JButter9;5390468]Man curiosity got me too. Couldn't even get it up is how bad it was.[/QUOTE]5 senses, formerly known has method hasn't just declined, it's in free fall. The providers look like they work in a Chinese women's prison harvesting organs. The beds are the likely ground zero for a future COVID-VD pandemic. Use one of the services, get to know the mama-san / madame, and over time you'll get earlier notice when one who fits your requirements comes in. The first time or two it's a crap shoot. Sure, you have every right to walk away but consider tipping the mama and explaining what you want for better future options. "Natural, GFE, not too skinny" is mine.

Has anyone been to Wonderful Massage on white bear? Is it a legit place? What's your experience with it?

[QUOTE=TheBooty;5395104]Has anyone been to Wonderful Massage on white bear? Is it a legit place? What's your experience with it?[/QUOTE]Once, when they first opened and got nothing the people who were there before them would do he.

[QUOTE=TheBooty;5395104]Has anyone been to Wonderful Massage on white bear? Is it a legit place? What's your experience with it?[/QUOTE]Place is legit. Used to be fantastic and women there were lookers with open menu.

[QUOTE=SweetToof;5388150]Where is 5 seasons? Digits?[/QUOTE]Yea that place was rough. No massage at all. Came out in a little outfit ready to get naked. To paid for HJ and left. Only get half hour if you go, you won't want to stay longer. LOL. FS was $180 she said.

[QUOTE=Rosco911;5396429]Yea that place was rough. No massage at all. Came out in a little outfit ready to get naked. To paid for HJ and left. Only get half hour if you go, you won't want to stay longer. LOL. FS was $180 she said.[/QUOTE]I'd stay away from there. Guy I talked to was a regular there for long time and eventually he got really sick with all kinds of strange symptoms. He mentioned to his doctor that he frequented masssge parlors and had protected sex. They tested him for stds and it turned out he had Trichomoniasis of the throat which he got by eating pussy.

Gents, check out Diamond star spa.

Got a nice full nude rubdown with an amazing table shower from a good looking woman with great legs.

I'll leave it at that.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5400424]Gents, check out Diamond star spa.

Got a nice full nude rubdown with an amazing table shower from a good looking woman with great legs.

I'll leave it at that.[/QUOTE]Google says there are two. One in Roseville other in STP. Which one?

[QUOTE=Crsm27;5400930]Google says there are two. One in Roseville other in STP. Which one?[/QUOTE]I believe the address is that same. Roseville is just suburb of StP which I think were the confusion comes from. I am wondering about pricing? I know Mass like to spend so what was the damage / upcharge?

[QUOTE=Crsm27;5400930]Google says there are two. One in Roseville other in STP. Which one?[/QUOTE]One off of dale.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5402441]One off of dale.[/QUOTE]Couldn't even get a HE, was it your first time or no?

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5400424]Gents, check out Diamond star spa.

Got a nice full nude rubdown with an amazing table shower from a good looking woman with great legs.

I'll leave it at that.[/QUOTE]I'm glad that Mass had fun, but I am in no hurry to ever go here again.

If you like a one-handed massage while she watches a movie on her phone and then DIY, you will love this place.

[QUOTE=AnythingCool;5402532]I'm glad that Mass had fun, but I am in no hurry to ever go here again.

If you like a one-handed massage while she watches a movie on her phone and then DIY, you will love this place.[/QUOTE]I had a different experience and I've been there few times.

If you don't like her watching movie with one hand, you have to speak up, you're paying a lot of money for a service.

I think I'm just more aggressive and vocal with what I want and the ladies reciprocate.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5402824]I had a different experience and I've been there few times.

If you don't like her watching movie with one hand, you have to speak up, you're paying a lot of money for a service.

I think I'm just more aggressive and vocal with what I want and the ladies reciprocate.[/QUOTE]I think ME is completely right on aggressiveness and speaking clearly about what you want yet not being an a-Hole at the same time.

Listen most of us do this because we don't have the game for a new gal every night. Agreed?

However since we are coughing up the dough, we can pretend to be a guy that does have game, does have confidence and knows exactly what he likes and doesn't like. The better you get at the more fun you have.

Remember if you don't feel like you are going to get your moneys worth you can bale before you even start. Maybe flip them a twenty as a cool gesture and get out of the situation! I've learned a lot through other forums that do have a better scene then we do. Start with Philadelphia Street walkers as an example. Check out the legend Cookyjar and his photo collection.

I also want to say that Anything Cool is a very long time contributor and excellent researcher of the mongering scene. He's had his share of awesome times and knows a bad situation when he see's it.

Much respect to Anything Cool and Mass Erection.

YMMV is often used here and I think we have a very good example of it here!

Both of you guys keep doing what you do!

MW.

[QUOTE=Midwest1010;5403801]Start with Philadelphia Street walkers as an example. Check out the legend Cookyjar and his photo collection.[/QUOTE]CJ is legendary! His "lower end" girls, if I can even call them that, are typically better than any MSP SW, case closed. I can't think of too many places that are worse for SW than MSP, maybe North Dakota, but that goes without saying. I can't wait for my next travel gig, just anywhere but here.

I don't like to be a Debbie Downer, but the facts are that Lake st has gotten significantly worse since the GFloyd incident and the major street work hasn't helped at all. One of the few strip clubs I somewhat enjoyed in years past was Choice, closed shop last year. Too damn cheap for most 200/ hr online ad ladies for just a simple HJ. The few contacts I had over the years have dropped off the radar. So a bust all around for me. The one woman contact I do have is getting older and I've somewhat lost my appetite for her as I don't find her appealing no matter how much she texts me to come over. I'm just not a horndog like I was when I was 18 where all it took was a look at the rubber eraser on a pencil to get me a good stiffy, these days it takes a lot more to get me excited and sadly she just doesn't quite do it.

But I'm not giving up just yet, I 've got some irons in the fire that I'm trying to heat up...

NB.

[QUOTE=Rosco911;5396429]Yea that place was rough. No massage at all. Came out in a little outfit ready to get naked. To paid for HJ and left. Only get half hour if you go, you won't want to stay longer. LOL. FS was $180 she said.[/QUOTE]Can't find this 5 senses / seasons place anywhere. Someone give a zip code or street name or anything.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5402441]One off of dale.[/QUOTE]I went a couple weeks ago and saw and had a lady take me to a room wearing short shorts, so I thought that was a good sign. In my experience she stayed professional but let the towel slip a few times. I had 30 min and time was ticking so I asked her if I could get more time, but it went over her head and said she has an appointment after mine. So to clarify I asked her if she had extras and she replied with a firm no. I don't look even remotely like Le so tht wasnt issue. As I was getting dressed I looked up to see one of those "no extras" signs, which only made me feel more stupid as I began my walk of shame. I got a sense that this place was absolutely legit, but if not then great.

[QUOTE=Mkj843;5404556]I went a couple weeks ago and saw and had a lady take me to a room wearing short shorts, so I thought that was a good sign. In my experience she stayed professional but let the towel slip a few times. I had 30 min and time was ticking so I asked her if I could get more time, but it went over her head and said she has an appointment after mine. So to clarify I asked her if she had extras and she replied with a firm no. I don't look even remotely like Le so tht wasnt issue. As I was getting dressed I looked up to see one of those "no extras" signs, which only made me feel more stupid as I began my walk of shame. I got a sense that this place was absolutely legit, but if not then great.[/QUOTE]Damn, I'm not sure why you guys struck out. She toyed with my balls on the table, let me touch her legs, then finished me off in the shower. Maybe it's the mood. Some girls I'll go back to for 2 nds and they'll say they don't do that. Then you come back months later and they do.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5405029]Damn, I'm not sure why you guys struck out. She toyed with my balls on the table, let me touch her legs, then finished me off in the shower. Maybe it's the mood. Some girls I'll go back to for 2 nds and they'll say they don't do that. Then you come back months later and they do.[/QUOTE]I went there last night. I was met by a girl with a tat on her lower leg. She started to massage, but that soon turned to teasing my back side. She did let me touch her lower leg. On the flip no towel and she toyed non stop, but never touched. I told her it was ok to touch, but she said she couldn't but I could if I want. I didn't.

I never was offered a shower. My 60 min massage lasted 50 min. I wasn't impressed and probably will not go back.

[QUOTE=CarpMaster;5405152]I went there last night. I was met by a girl with a tat on her lower leg. She started to massage, but that soon turned to teasing my back side. She did let me touch her lower leg. On the flip no towel and she toyed non stop, but never touched. I told her it was ok to touch, but she said she couldn't but I could if I want. I didn't.

I never was offered a shower. My 60 min massage lasted 50 min. I wasn't impressed and probably will not go back.[/QUOTE]Damn, that 10 minutes was your window of opportunity to go table shower with her.

I've only been able to land HJ at most where I've been, but I hear some guys have gotten more. What places have the highest chance of getting BJ or more?

[QUOTE=Mkj843;5409771]I've only been able to land HJ at most where I've been, but I hear some guys have gotten more. What places have the highest chance of getting BJ or more?[/QUOTE]No idea man. I've been trying to find any place in the west metro area where I can get lucky. Even past Chaska I've been looking. There are absolutely no independents in the south west metro. There are is only 1 parlor open in Eden prairie, chan, Chaska each. Lame ass. Someone give me something!? LOL.

[QUOTE=Mkj843;5409771]I've only been able to land HJ at most where I've been, but I hear some guys have gotten more. What places have the highest chance of getting BJ or more?[/QUOTE]I think your best chance will be at one of the 3 AMPs in Hudson. Don't expect to be offered it, but sometimes a polite inquiry along with a willingness to tip well, yields good results.

5 Senses in Mpls is a sure thing, but some of the recent posts make it sound less than ideal. I haven't been there since Jan, 2020, so no recent knowledge.

[QUOTE=AnythingCool;5410649]I think your best chance will be at one of the 3 AMPs in Hudson. Don't expect to be offered it, but sometimes a polite inquiry along with a willingness to tip well, yields good results.

5 Senses in Mpls is a sure thing, but some of the recent posts make it sound less than ideal. I haven't been there since Jan, 2020, so no recent knowledge.[/QUOTE]FarEast was able to score 69 at oasis, but he paid a lot.

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;5410249]No idea man. I've been trying to find any place in the west metro area where I can get lucky. Even past Chaska I've been looking. There are absolutely no independents in the south west metro. There are is only 1 parlor open in Eden prairie, chan, Chaska each. Lame ass. Someone give me something!? LOL.[/QUOTE]Hot Stone in SLP.

[QUOTE=CamperBob;5411024]Hot Stone in SLP.[/QUOTE]Hey Camperbob, what's the name of masseuse? She refused BJ but obliged to he.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5414122]Hey Camperbob, what's the name of masseuse? She refused BJ but obliged to he.[/QUOTE]I'm curious but haven't tried.

I think it was closed for a while but the parlor in the strip mall by pizza man is open again. Didn't have time to stop in. Think it used to be called Kings spa.

Not the nicest joint. Last time I was in there it was diy and badgered for a 40 tip on the way out the door. But seems to me it always had potential to offer extras.

Does anyone have experience with Healing Approach? Light?

[QUOTE=CamperBob;5411024]Hot Stone in SLP.[/QUOTE]Hey Camperbob,

Sent a PM curious to get your take.

[QUOTE=BusterRon;5415913]I think it was closed for a while but the parlor in the strip mall by pizza man is open again. Didn't have time to stop in. Think it used to be called Kings spa.

Not the nicest joint. Last time I was in there it was diy and badgered for a 40 tip on the way out the door. But seems to me it always had potential to offer extras.[/QUOTE]There is a AMP called King Spa in a strip mall on County Road 42 and 10th. It is next to an Asian food store.

Good L1 service, the best you can hope for in MN.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5410687]FarEast was able to score 69 at oasis, but he paid a lot.[/QUOTE]Been to all 3 and prefer Health Massage. However, a troll on Rub Map just posted some crap about this as a house of pros and illegals and he has connections to get them reported to Ice etc. Just a complete jerk to post that kind of crap.

Gents, I am very new to this. I am looking to find a decent place where the happy ending is a sure thing. If that exists. Does anyone know where I should try in the south metro?

[QUOTE=Trailrider101;5421375]Gents, I am very new to this. I am looking to find a decent place where the happy ending is a sure thing. If that exists. Does anyone know where I should try in the south metro?[/QUOTE]Funny you ask. Health massage is known for happy endings. Matter of fact I was there yesterday, keep in mind they keep their doors opened while they massage, but this time door was opened just enough I could see a masseuse stroking a cock.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5421683]Funny you ask. Health massage is known for happy endings. Matter of fact I was there yesterday, keep in mind they keep their doors opened while they massage, but this time door was opened just enough I could see a masseuse stroking a cock.[/QUOTE]I went to health about a month ago and the massuse did a very nice technique where she ticked the tip of my dick while I was face down. It felt surprisingly good and she included the perfect amount of teasing for before the flip and HJ. It is a bit weird that they leave the door open, I remember looking up when face down and seeing some guys shoes walking as she was basically stocking my dick from behind.

I also went to Hudson about 2 weeks ago and was surprised to see a cop car parked outside, although I believe they were tending to a matter across the street so I felt comfortable going in. I walked in and there was a fit asian lady I want to say in her late 20's or early 30's. She had one of the nicest asses that I've seen at any of the joints I've been to so far. I asked for BJ but she declined and continued to do HJ. I didn't ask if they did more at health though, does anyone know for sure?