Massage Parlor Reports

My electrician shared an email he received from the guy who drives the recycling truck in his neighborhood. They share massage experiences after accidentally running into each other at an AMP. Once over the embarrassment, they became good friends.

Anyway, he said, "Dropped by Tranquility Spa on Pine Ridge, just east of Collier the other day. Spur of the moment on the way home from work. Wow, do they have quite a security camera setup in the lobby. Thought for a moment I was in a bank. The door opened and I was ushered inside. It was dark in there compared to outdoors, but a soft hand was leading me to a room. Once my eyes adjusted, I was able to make out a lovely girl wearing a low-cut top and short skirt. Gave her the house fee, undressed, and we were off to the table shower. It was possibly one of my all-time best TS experiences and she made extra sure I was clean. Very clean.

"Back to the room, she helped make sure I was dry from the TS, patting me with a towel and checking with her hands for any errant water drops. Satisfied, she had me lie on the table -- and I declined the need for a towel to cover me. The massage was nice: more light than the medium I requested, but she hit all the spots and my muscles relaxed. Accidentally discovered she was wearing lace panties under her short skirt, safely encasing some lovely curves. Legs smooth, too. Thought she might also have a smooth kitty under there somewhere, but I digress.

"Her touch became lighter and then she discovered a hard 'muscle' that needed some additional work. After a while, it became obvious it would be easier if I flipped, so I complied with her instructions and did so.

"Alas, the negotiations began in earnest. She showed me some cleavage, indicating she would be more comfortable without the shirt. Her Cees felt very soft and she wanted $. 70 additional for topless HJ. I countered with the usual and she scolded me: 'This is Naples! More expensive!' Her scale was $. 70 topless HJ, $. 60 HJ with roaming. I countered with the standard amount I tip. She urged I use 'cridit card,' which I declined since I wisely left it with my wallet in the truck. She held up four fingers, 'just for massage. This Naples!' Twice more around the circuit, neither willing to budge. She put the towel over me and looked at the clock, resuming some massage of my arm -- carefully avoiding the previous roaming she encouraged.

"About forty five seconds later, she said, 'I take 40. You pay now. ' So, I got up, pulled out the tip, and handed it to her. She stashed it and I stashed the towel on the floor -- it was not to return until after the cleanup. She watched the clock the entire time, her hand a blur. After the main event, she did the hot towel routine and scolded me again to 'bring more money next time!

"Told her if I came back I would ask for her and asked for her name. She had to think a minute before replying, 'Linda!' Then I got the bum's rush, practically pushed me out the door without so much as a hug or copping a feel to make sure I might return. Think I won't. ".

He went on to say the scorecard read like this:

Looks: 9.

TS: 9+.

Attitude: 8 initially, slipping to about a 2 after negotiation.

Cleanliness: 6 (re-used sheets).

TS Cleanliness: 10 (spotless!

Facility: 8 (fairly empty plaza, not a lot of gawkers filming him enter).

Overall satisfaction: 4 (due to negotiations and shorting of almost 15 minutes of the hour he paid for).

Thought the rest of you dirty mongers might benefit from his report and told my electrician to thank him again for sharing this. The recycling guy told my electrician he probably won't repeat. Thought she was a pro and that wasn't meant in a complementary way.

Anyone have feedback on their experience with this provider? I've seen others in her building, but not yet Ana. PM probably best, thanks.

[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3234177]"Alas, the negotiations began in earnest. She showed me some cleavage, indicating she would be more comfortable without the shirt. Her Cees felt very soft and she wanted $. 70 additional for topless HJ. I countered with the usual and she scolded me: 'This is Naples! More expensive!' Her scale was $. 70 topless HJ, $. 60 HJ with roaming. I countered with the standard amount I tip. She urged I use 'cridit card,' which I declined since I wisely left it with my wallet in the truck. She held up four fingers, 'just for massage. This Naples!' Twice more around the circuit, neither willing to budge. She put the towel over me and looked at the clock, resuming some massage of my arm -- carefully avoiding the previous roaming she encouraged.

"About forty five seconds later, she said, 'I take 40. You pay now. ' So, I got up, pulled out the tip, and handed it to her. She stashed it and I stashed the towel on the floor -- it was not to return until after the cleanup. She watched the clock the entire time, her hand a blur. After the main event, she did the hot towel routine and scolded me again to 'bring more money next time![/QUOTE]Thank you for standing firm on the amount of the tip. Pun intended.

I had very good, affordable FS dreams there when they first opened.

I few bad overpaying apples are raising the expected donation.

[QUOTE=Gotj17;3234217]Thank you for standing firm on the amount of the tip. Pun intended.

I had very good, affordable FS dreams there when they first opened.

I few bad overpaying apples are raising the expected donation.[/QUOTE]Yeah, thanks, I think the cartel pricing is over the top -- particularly compared to other areas. MCO, for example.

She was a looker and good with her massage skills. I understand she's trying to make a living and all that, but there are other choices. An older, skilled provider who isn't selling her looks can actually give you an overall better and more satisfying time. Had she not ripped me off, I would probably have repeated. Just my opinion and YMMV.

[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3234191]Anyone have feedback on their experience with this provider? I've seen others in her building, but not yet Ana. PM probably best, thanks.[/QUOTE]Very boring and just smothers you in some kind of grease fit for wheel bearings!!

I did enquire about a little extra hand and was told to relax!

Has the personality of a peanut!

8 ladies arrested for lack of license or prostitution in Lee county by the sheriff's office. Each lady from a separate location and no spring chickens. For sure info on the local TV station websites, be careful out there.

"be careful out there. " I often see this as the close to posts but can never figure out what a monger can do to "be careful out there. " I often make a quick get-away post happy time thinking the more time I spend, even getting the warm towel routine after service may jepordize me if God forbid a shake down should occur. So any clarification on what exactly "be careful out there" means would be great. Thanks, and be careful out there.

[QUOTE=Member#4063;3237830]8 ladies arrested for lack of license or prostitution in Lee county by the sheriff's office. Each lady from a separate location and no spring chickens. For sure info on the local TV station websites, be careful out there.[/QUOTE]LCSO really went above and beyond on Wednesday, 8 different places they hit, and one of them I just happened to enjoyed earlier in the day (they didn't get the girl I saw, thankfully cause she is hot and looks amazingly good naked) so lucky me that I was gone by the time they hit that place up. As for being safe out there, just remember there is no law against getting a massage, just make sure that a towel is near by, that way one can cover up if need be, and if asked, never. NEVER, admit to being touched by the girls, they cannot prove it unless they see it occur. When they tell you what is going on there act shocked, after all you are there for a normal message because you have back / shoulder / muscle issues. Just stay calm and collected and there will be nothing to worry about. That's the way I approach it at least.

[QUOTE=Magneto1;3238902]LCSO really went above and beyond on Wednesday, 8 different places they hit, and one of them I just happened to enjoyed earlier in the day (they didn't get the girl I saw, thankfully cause she is hot and looks amazingly good naked) so lucky me that I was gone by the time they hit that place up. As for being safe out there, just remember there is no law against getting a massage, just make sure that a towel is near by, that way one can cover up if need be, and if asked, never. NEVER, admit to being touched by the girls, they cannot prove it unless they see it occur. When they tell you what is going on there act shocked, after all you are there for a normal message because you have back / shoulder / muscle issues. Just stay calm and collected and there will be nothing to worry about. That's the way I approach it at least.[/QUOTE]I don't know if it is really noteworthy, but the good news is not a single client was involved. I think it is not the easiest thing to arrest one on suspicion of sexual activity without firsthand knowledge. Wondering if the LCSO officers were actually offered services or just had suspicion of them being provided?

[QUOTE=Member#4063;3237830]8 ladies arrested for lack of license or prostitution in Lee county by the sheriff's office. Each lady from a separate location and no spring chickens. For sure info on the local TV station websites, be careful out there.[/QUOTE]39,45, 47,48, 49 & 52.

[QUOTE=Gotj17;3239453]39,45, 47,48, 49 & 52.[/QUOTE]The 39 yo is kind of cute. As Howard Wolowitz would say.

'I'd hit that'.

And I don't even have an Asian 'thing'.

Hunter.

I'm still looking for that special FS AMP. Let me know.

Back in Ft Myers for the winter. Saw ad for Teresa. Has any one had her massage? You can PM with any details.

[QUOTE=Oldfucker;3231788]After reading some positive reviews my drinking buddy checked the new one on Colonial. Two girls on duty, both 30 ish, one thick and one thin. Had some drama after going to the room with Sophia the cute lady thin one. He said after she got him settled and was undressed waiting she come back and tries to switch him to the other girl because she said she had an appt with some other guy. He said fuck it, give me my money back and started getting dressed. She says ok and left the room. Comes back in and says its ok now so he gets back on the table. From there typical progression of massage, teasing the boys while roaming, haggled a bit for extras, he offers $ for everything she counters more or just BJ, he holds firm and she says $ his choice mouth or pussy (hand gestures), he holds firm at $ and she says ok, leaves the room with the cash he had out already. She returns all smiles and gets naked, plays with him some and then starts CBJ, and then gets in 69 position offering him something to eat but he just fingered her tight shaved cooch. She then moves up for some reverse cg and he pops in her tight little pussy 10 min later. Really nice ass the watch bobbing up and down from behind. Finished the hour with scalp massage. Would repeat.[/QUOTE]Super report. Good negotiations. Good lesson for all. One $ fair price. . everyone should note!

Thanks,

Happy Guy 2.

Any reports of Coco around town? Originally from 4760 and then on Pine Ridge. East near Collier. . over the past several years or so.

She was down to earth, no drama, small, short, thin and seemed to like her profession. Nice person too.

PM or reply on this thread please.

Thanks,

Happy Guy 2.

[QUOTE=BigGuy590;3243254]Back in Ft Myers for the winter. Saw ad for Teresa. Has any one had her massage? You can PM with any details.[/QUOTE]Saw teresa about 2 years back when she was in naples. Great girl, in her mid 50's. The pic is her. It was a professional massage with no extras.

[QUOTE=MrLucky;3243243]I'm still looking for that special FS AMP. Let me know.[/QUOTE]What area, have you also not read the Forum, lots of data here? What is your definition of special, just so if we know we can be of help?

[URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/awesome-reviews-hot-hot-amp-grls-exxperienced-ladies-now/27263562[/URL]

No surprise that the girls in the pics aren't the ones in the add. $50 for half hour, shower is not table but stand up do it yourself. And the massage is weak. Mostly teasing. I don't mind paying for a good shower and massage but here I got neither.

[QUOTE=Girlmoneys;3243938][URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/awesome-reviews-hot-hot-amp-grls-exxperienced-ladies-now/27263562[/URL]

No surprise that the girls in the pics aren't the ones in the add. $50 for half hour, shower is not table but stand up do it yourself. And the massage is weak. Mostly teasing. I don't mind paying for a good shower and massage but here I got neither.[/QUOTE]Bummer. A good TS might have tipped the scale. At least the location is fairly discrete; never noticed this place driving by before.

[QUOTE=Retired11;3243626]Saw teresa about 2 years back when she was in naples. Great girl, in her mid 50's. The pic is her. It was a professional massage with no extras.[/QUOTE]She's been on my short list for a while. Care to comment if she's OK with no draping? I prefer to receive my massage nude, regardless of the finish.

[QUOTE=Magneto1;3238902]As for being safe out there, just remember there is no law against getting a massage, just make sure that a towel is near by, that way one can cover up if need be, and if asked, never. NEVER, admit to being touched by the girls...[/QUOTE]Good advice. Although FL law requires draping be *provided* it does not insist upon its use. An "informed consent" discussion between therapist and client is all that is required. Some LMTs insist upon it for various reasons: setting boundaries is usually toward the top of the list, others *think* it is the law that draping must be used, perhaps having been taught that (incorrectly) in school, still others simply aren't comfortable with a nude client. Many clients aren't comfortable nude, either. YMMV and please respect the therapist's wishes. My experience has shown that occasionally, as the therapist becomes comfortable with you, you may end up nude in subsequent visits.

All that being said, I love just being nude! However, if Uncle LEO burst onto the scene, I wouldn't risk him actually *knowing* the draping laws. All too often in this country, "nude" is equated with "sex," regardless if anything is actually going on.

[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3244328]However, if Uncle LEO burst onto the scene, I wouldn't risk him actually *knowing* the draping laws. All too often in this country, "nude" is equated with "sex," regardless if anything is actually going on.[/QUOTE]That's why they lock the door before the real fun begins.

[QUOTE=Oldfucker;2926954]She had disappeared to go on vacation and never returned to the Boy Scout one.[/QUOTE]Talked to her (etc.) yesterday at the Boy Scout location. She's going on vacation again in March but other than that she'll be at Boy Scout for the duration. Definitely my ATF after many conversations. Be nice to her, she's worth it.

[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3244316]She's been on my short list for a while. Care to comment if she's OK with no draping? I prefer to receive my massage nude, regardless of the finish.[/QUOTE]If we're talking about the same Teresa she gives a great massage, nothing else on your first visit but enhanced after that. Consider it her form of screening. First visit was draped. Don't remember when the draping went away on subsequent visits. Probably when those gorgeous DDs came out.

[QUOTE=DC002;3211162]Hi guys. Need some updates before I come back to Naples.[/QUOTE]Talked to Sunny at the Korean Spa on 9th the other day. Can't say it's her for sure but she looks a lot like their 1/21/17 CL photo. Beautiful face, gorgeous body. . 7 house + $ for Cwhatever and full mutual roaming privileges. Started the conversation with a playful fingertip massage (very exciting) and followed with a lengthy TS. Watch out getting out of the TS, tho, it's so far off the floor that you need a ladder.

BTW: I remembered talking to her in FM last season, which she confirmed. I just wish she'd stayed in FM. Naples is too far south for me.

Enjoy.

[QUOTE=BigGuy590;3243254]Back in Ft Myers for the winter. Saw ad for Teresa. Has any one had her massage? You can PM with any details.[/QUOTE]I have visited Teresa on several occasions and posted reviews on here, the pictures are her, very nice, and GREAT RACK, on the second visit she gets a bit more comfy with her clients, She says Hi ti Junior and she loves to play, edge, and wants to watch him blow his mind. She will let the puppies breath and loves when you pay attention to them. She will also let you she stays in a gated community and the gates STAY CLOSED.

[QUOTE=SrGuy;3244466]Talked to Sunny at the Korean Spa on 9th the other day. Can't say it's her for sure but she looks a lot like their 1/21/17 CL photo. Beautiful face, gorgeous body. . 7 house + $ for Cwhatever and full mutual roaming privileges. Started the conversation with a playful fingertip massage (very exciting) and followed with a lengthy TS. Watch out getting out of the TS, tho, it's so far off the floor that you need a ladder.

BTW: I remembered talking to her in FM last season, which she confirmed. I just wish she'd stayed in FM. Naples is too far south for me.

Enjoy.[/QUOTE]This is Natural Healing Spa, at least the name on the building and the way they always advertised on CL and sometimes on BP. My wonder is related to the reality of Korean women or Chinese women as providers. It seems that it is a city by city issue of whether or not the providers are predominantly one nationality or the other. SWFL seems to be pretty much dominated by the Chinese, all the cartel sites are Chinese, and wondering if there are AMPs with actual Korean providers, who generally would be my first choice.

[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3244312]Bummer. A good TS might have tipped the scale. At least the location is fairly discrete; never noticed this place driving by before.[/QUOTE]My bicycle repairman told me there is a place off 41 East of airline on the left side behind a Racetrack gas station that has a decent table shower. He said the attendant was pretty hot and made sure his seat post was cleaned and lubricated.

[QUOTE=Girlmoneys;3247055]My bicycle repairman told me there is a place off 41 East of airline on the left side behind a Racetrack gas station that has a decent table shower. He said the attendant was pretty hot and made sure his seat post was cleaned and lubricated.[/QUOTE]I think this is one of the cartel sites so if it is, for sure not 100% certain, be prepared for upsell and cartel pricing. There are 2 within a hundred yards of each other and two more down 41 where the English Pub is / was 5007 and 5019. I think 5019 is a cartel site as well.

[QUOTE=Member#4063;3246695]This is Natural Healing Spa, at least the name on the building and the way they always advertised on CL and sometimes on BP. My wonder is related to the reality of Korean women or Chinese women as providers. It seems that it is a city by city issue of whether or not the providers are predominantly one nationality or the other. SWFL seems to be pretty much dominated by the Chinese, all the cartel sites are Chinese, and wondering if there are AMPs with actual Korean providers, who generally would be my first choice.[/QUOTE]Surprised to hear most are Chinese. My experience is all up North a bit, in Tampa. Almost all of the upscale AMP providers are Korean. Outstanding BTW, but expect house rates of. 7 plus 1. 6 tip. If there is anything close to the quality and level of service down here I'm all in (as far as I can go LOL).

I am close to the PC Asian AMP on 41. Anyone try it yet? If not I will TOFTT next weekend.

[QUOTE=GhostRider50;3250872]I am close to the PC Asian AMP on 41. Anyone try it yet? If not I will TOFTT next weekend.[/QUOTE]There are 2 AMPs off of 41 one on the west side which the sign says Asian massage & the one on the east side is taking massage. Asian massage gave off a bad vibe with a grumpy older Asian answering the door. Last month I would have seen summer a petite Asian at taji but I got called into my restaurant job. When I went in this week at taji, an Asian dude came out. He looked like he was in an Asian boy band. LOL. Kinda wierd how taji has no business cards instead they write down the phone # & the name of the gal on a pink post it note. I saw an older Asian woman peeking out of a door so I passed. Dude coming to greet me at an AMP was a 1st for me. Just didn't get a good vibe.

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=GhostRider50;3250872]I am close to the PC Asian AMP on 41. Anyone try it yet? If not I will TOFTT next weekend.[/QUOTE]One at 2751, several visits with Eva. Standard rub and tug with table shower before. 50/ half plus 30 with some UTC top.

One at 2826, walked in and got the Broadway shuffle and not a great feeling, mamasan with younger hustler. Left and went to 2751.

[QUOTE=SrGuy;3244415]Talked to her (etc.) yesterday at the Boy Scout location. She's going on vacation again in March but other than that she'll be at Boy Scout for the duration. Definitely my ATF after many conversations. Be nice to her, she's worth it.[/QUOTE]Seems like she takes a lot of "vacations", both to China and NY. But always returns. Agree is one of the best. Seniors can PM for tips on how to play her.

Stopped at the AMP on colonial, right before the midway bridge. Saw Li Li, nice, small girl with decent bags, did an hour, which was first mistake, table shower none eventful, felt like I was in a home and getting a fkin sponge bath, went to room and she had me lay on my back, only 15 min into this thing. Started some light touching and then made HJ, humping gestures, and I said hell yeah. Told her I had $ and sock on my clothes and she said $$, Isaid ain't happenin, and said. 4 for topless HJ, she said. 8, I said fk it, give me a massage. She said she was new to this, so that may be why she didn't negotiate. Anyway, called a regular and had her finish the job. That's twice now I have bee dissappointed in AMP visits, and I am doing my homework.

Nice early am visit. Asked if wanted hr or half. I said hour and wanted to play. She said ok, cost you more. I said I know. Shaid name was Angel. But not same description of other review of Angel there. Must all be Angels! She was very accomodating and pleasant. Fun time. Finished up hour with a real massage.

Enjoy,

HG2.

Needed to talk to someone this morning, thought no one would be out early on Superbowl Sunday. Wrong! First stop yielded a discussion about time-of-month so I moved on. Then came the old "Come back in 20 minutes" song, followed by me watching two guys enter my third site as I drove up. Ended up talking to a lovely lady in Hong Kong (Coco. The fourth Coco I've met recently) about the glory of budding A's and the importance of thorough grooming. I was so frustrated by the time I got there that I opted for full reversal of sequence (TS, stare at the ceiling, then look at the floor) and ignored my negotiating rules. Ended up at $. 2 plus house fee, worth it because of the variety and depth of discussion topics but ultimately escorted out 20 minutes early.

He was telling me about his journey to meet up with this girl named Kiki. [URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-arrived-kiki-relax-with-young-and-petty-girl-in-cape-coral-428-del-prado-n/26690212[/URL].

He had no problem with the house fee for an hour and that included a ts. He explained that he was there a few weeks ago and left very happy after the session ended for a 40 tip. Well this time she was in and out the door talking Chinese to the Mamason and the in and out went on and on. He was thinking of leaving but thought the would tough it out. He is an ex-Marine and am sure he had been in this situation before. After 20 minutes she called for the flip. She wanted 60 for the final muscle massage and he told her nah, 40 like the last time. She got pissed off and pushed his hand from future roaming and took the 40 for a half assed job. Get this, then left. She said she was done and didn't care if he had paid for an hour. Well he said he got up, got dressed and told me he was never going back to 428 del prado. Good for him!

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;3258823]Nice early am visit. Asked if wanted hr or half. I said hour and wanted to play. She said ok, cost you more. I said I know. Said name was Angel. But not same description of other review of Angel there. Must all be Angels! She was very accomodating and pleasant. Fun time. Finished up hour with a real massage.

Enjoy,

HG2.[/QUOTE]I had a half hour dream of Jennifer the other day. She was about 5'7", thin, a / b and the tiniest ass.

I used to go there years ago when it first opened and when $ was the tip for everything.

Now that gets you a a nude HJ. She was hot and I may go back and try harder.

I only stopped because I had an hour to kill and thought I would go for old times sake.

This trick has worked well for me when I have visited a new area of the country.

The trick is for you to pick the subject that you are interested in or all of the threads if you want.

Go back at least 15-20 pages in the thread and read the pages from the bottom to the top.

These pages are set up with all of the newest posts at the top.

If you start at the bottom and read the pages backwards you will read them as they were posted.

This will allow you to skip the topics that you are not interested in. That saves a lot of time.

There is a lot of older information on local girls that was not repeated lately because it was not needed. We knew.

So go back and do your research on our beautiful corner of the planet. Please let us know how your dreams went.

A kudos to anyone who helped you out with info wouldn't hurt either. This community is about sharing our different dreams.

That way we can all have mostly sweet dreams and limit the number of nightmares.