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[QUOTE=Donny Boy;1866184]Search Greeneyes in this thread she has a few reviews.[/QUOTE]Ah yes Greeneyes. Nice Latina BBW, pretty eyes, fat azz, tits were in a bra but it didn't matter be / see I had the quick stop. I was sweating like crazy (no molly's LOL) and she let me cool off before I gave her the donation (60) and we got down to business. CBJ was a strong 7 partially be / see she uses the Fire & Ice Trojan. She got on top for a couple of minutes before asking me if she wanted me on top or doggie. I went for the doggie because I wanted to see that delicious as of hers. Pussy was warm & wet and she was moaning and getting in to it. Finished in the bag and went on my way. Definite repeat; got her math & office hours.

[QUOTE=GnatKingCole; 1872783]Hi Everyone. This is GnatKingCole, newbie of this blog. This is my first report, and sadly, it's not a good one, which is why I feel compelled to spread the word to spare everyone else the headache I had to endure.

It was mid-afternoon yesterday that I decided to pay a visit to a working girl in the area. I had perused several ads on Backpage and I came across what looked promising. A young petite black girl from Miami was advertising an incall for a reasonable price. I made my way over to her location utilizing the usual two-way call system. In due time, I was at her front door. She was a short petite little thing, and quite attractive. I figured a good time was to be had by all. Boy was I wrong.

Once I was inside, I asked if I could use the bathroom. She politely retorts: "Sorry, I don't think my roommate would like that". Then she proceeds to hand me a juice bottle and tells me to use it to relieve myself. Right from the start, I should have made for the door, but I swallowed my pride and pissed in the bottle anyway. I was here to get my rocks off. That was my first mistake.

Once the money changed hands we got down to business, and then this girl proceeds to unload her bucket list of demands on me."I'm a germaphobe", she says."I'm not taking any chances"."If that's the case, then you're in the wrong line of work", I replied. After bathing me with kleenex and hand sanitizer, she tells me what I CAN'T do during our time."You can't do this","You can't do that","You can't touch me there","I don't ever do that". WTF? What's the point of sex without physical intimacy? Apparently no one told this girl the meaning of the word 'consensual'. She must have been blaring her reggae music during that discussion (which she kept on throughout the whole thing). That combined with the fact that her room was like the inside of an oven, I was thoroughly annoyed. But I still chose to stay. Second mistake.

Once my condom was on, I decided to hit it from behind, but I was too distracted. The heat, the music, and her annoying list of demands. Every so often she proceeded to chime in and find something to piss about."You're acting like you're afraid of it". I'm trying to get into my zone, * Then she looks back to ask if I came yet, and it's only been ten minutes! I switch positions and she continues to whine. All the time, she's got this blank look on her face like she doesn't want to be there or something. We're only at the thirty minute mark, and I'm already regretting having paid for an hour so I decide to just end the session and ask her to finish me off with a little oral."No, I don't finish with oral", she says. That was my final mistake, and the last straw.

"That's it, I'm done!". I spring up, tear off the condom, slip my clothes on and head for the door without a word. I continue to vent my frustration as I March down the stairs and out the door in disgust."Dear God, what a fucking *". It was the very first time that I regretted having sex with an attractive escort. But then she pulls one more scam. I'm about to head for home when she calls me back on my cell and tries to explain away her shitty performance with some bullshit story."You were the spinning image of my dead father", she says."And if I came off a little distant with you then I apologize. It wasn't you, it was me". , it was YOU from the moment I stepped in, and it was YOU up until the moment I stormed out! FUCK YOU! That was what I wanted to say, but I held my tongue. I didn't buy her lame excuse or her half-assed apology for a moment.

I can't place all the blame on her, seeing as I was the one who picked her. But at the same time there are expectations from both parties involved. If I'm giving you this money, you're going to have to show me why you've earned it. That was all I wanted! An intimate encounter between two consenting adults! And what did I get for my troubles? A prudish, overbearing hypochondriac with all the intimacy of a blow-up doll! This * needs to hop a jet back to Miami and rethink her entire fucking life! And that's my story.[/QUOTE]LOL bro we all have had those bad days its cool. On to the next one

Greetings Gents,

Was on BP and found ad for Mia Kash. All I got to say is this was by far the WORST experience I've ever had. Call her up and went to location off Vyse Ave. Went to building and called to be buzzed in. While waiting saw to gents across the street with view of entrance of location. Right there I felt vibe but like an a*hole continued up. Was a 5 flight walk up. Got to apt and saw sheet on floor and door closed to another room. Handed 50 for the quik. Was thinking ok now we going to the room but unfortunately she hits me with she just moved in and we have to do it on the sheet on the floor. The chic is really pretty so I'm like lets get it in. Take off my shit and lie down she strips

With only her shirt on. Puts on the rubber and jerks me off so hard that it felt like she was punchin me in the stomach. So I tell her to slow down and I'm expecting her to put it in her mouth. Nope she tells me that will be 20 xtra. So again since I'm in so deep I'm like ok. I give her 15 she gives me an awful BJ so I tell her to stop after 5 mins. I jack off to get my man to rise and when he does I tell her to lie down and she tells me my time is up. So I'm extremely upset but I decide to take the "L". On the way out I see the same 2 gents that were sitting outside but they are sitting right outside her door. She def knew them as she was talking to them as I made my exit. My advise save your money.

Here's her ad.

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mia-kash-and-ready-23/43219076[/url]

Happy Huntin Gents

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[QUOTE=GnatKingCole; 1872783]Hi Everyone. This is GnatKingCole, newbie of this blog. This is my first report, and sadly, it's not a good one, which is why I feel compelled to spread the word to spare everyone else the headache I had to endure.

It was mid-afternoon yesterday that I decided to pay a visit to a working girl in the area. I had perused several ads on Backpage and I came across what looked promising. A young petite black girl from Miami was advertising an incall for a reasonable price. I made my way over to her location utilizing the usual two-way call system. In due time, I was at her front door. She was a short petite little thing, and quite attractive. I figured a good time was to be had by all. Boy was I wrong.

Once I was inside, I asked if I could use the bathroom. She politely retorts: "Sorry, I don't think my roommate would like that". Then she proceeds to hand me a juice bottle and tells me to use it to relieve myself. Right from the start, I should have made for the door, but I swallowed my pride and pissed in the bottle anyway. I was here to get my rocks off. That was my first mistake.

Once the money changed hands we got down to business, and then this girl proceeds to unload her bucket list of demands on me."I'm a germaphobe", she says."I'm not taking any chances"."If that's the case, then you're in the wrong line of work", I replied. After bathing me with kleenex and hand sanitizer, she tells me what I CAN'T do during our time."You can't do this","You can't do that","You can't touch me there","I don't ever do that". WTF? What's the point of sex without physical intimacy? Apparently no one told this girl the meaning of the word 'consensual'. She must have been blaring her reggae music during that discussion (which she kept on throughout the whole thing). That combined with the fact that her room was like the inside of an oven, I was thoroughly annoyed. But I still chose to stay. Second mistake.

Once my condom was on, I decided to hit it from behind, but I was too distracted. The heat, the music, and her annoying list of demands. Every so often she proceeded to chime in and find something to piss about."You're acting like you're afraid of it". I'm trying to get into my zone, * Then she looks back to ask if I came yet, and it's only been ten minutes! I switch positions and she continues to whine. All the time, she's got this blank look on her face like she doesn't want to be there or something. We're only at the thirty minute mark, and I'm already regretting having paid for an hour so I decide to just end the session and ask her to finish me off with a little oral."No, I don't finish with oral", she says. That was my final mistake, and the last straw.

"That's it, I'm done!". I spring up, tear off the condom, slip my clothes on and head for the door without a word. I continue to vent my frustration as I March down the stairs and out the door in disgust."Dear God, what a fucking *". It was the very first time that I regretted having sex with an attractive escort. But then she pulls one more scam. I'm about to head for home when she calls me back on my cell and tries to explain away her shitty performance with some bullshit story."You were the spinning image of my dead father", she says."And if I came off a little distant with you then I apologize. It wasn't you, it was me". , it was YOU from the moment I stepped in, and it was YOU up until the moment I stormed out! FUCK YOU! That was what I wanted to say, but I held my tongue. I didn't buy her lame excuse or her half-assed apology for a moment.

I can't place all the blame on her, seeing as I was the one who picked her. But at the same time there are expectations from both parties involved. If I'm giving you this money, you're going to have to show me why you've earned it. That was all I wanted! An intimate encounter between two consenting adults! And what did I get for my troubles? A prudish, overbearing hypochondriac with all the intimacy of a blow-up doll! This * needs to hop a jet back to Miami and rethink her entire fucking life! And that's my story.[/QUOTE]That sucks! Sounds like my first ever post (check the archives) we've all been there at some point of the mission things coulda got out of hand good thing you kept your composure. Next time copy her link that way all know whom your putting on blast.

[QUOTE=cye11; 1873280]Greetings Gents,

Was on BP and found ad for Mia Kash. All I got to say is this was by far the WORST experience I've ever had. Call her up and went to location off Vyse Ave. Went to building and called to be buzzed in. While waiting saw to gents across the street with view of entrance of location. Right there I felt vibe but like an a*hole continued up. Was a 5 flight walk up. Got to apt and saw sheet on floor and door closed to another room. Handed 50 for the quik. Was thinking ok now we going to the room but unfortunately she hits me with she just moved in and we have to do it on the sheet on the floor. The chic is really pretty so I'm like lets get it in. Take off my shit and lie down she strips

With only her shirt on. Puts on the rubber and jerks me off so hard that it felt like she was punchin me in the stomach. So I tell her to slow down and I'm expecting her to put it in her mouth. Nope she tells me that will be 20 xtra. So again since I'm in so deep I'm like ok. I give her 15 she gives me an awful BJ so I tell her to stop after 5 mins. I jack off to get my man to rise and when he does I tell her to lie down and she tells me my time is up. So I'm extremely upset but I decide to take the "L". On the way out I see the same 2 gents that were sitting outside but they are sitting right outside her door. She def knew them as she was talking to them as I made my exit. My advise save your money.

Here's her ad.

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mia-kash-and-ready-23/43219076[/url]

Happy Huntin Gents[/QUOTE]GOOD LOOKING OUT! Man that's foul. I was some what interested in seeing that piece but balked on that fact that she seem a bit on the chunky side from her pics (not my thang) nothing like a good provider, now that's the truth! I like variety and I'm sure that's why most of us are on this mission but it sometimes makes me leery to see a newbie but at the same time I don't want to keep hitting the same hoes regardless if the service.

Again thanks for sharing!

Not my first choice, kinda procrastinated on a seemly goodie in a really upscale neighborhood in the X earlier in the day and when I got around to asking if she did outcall, which she did, her ride failed her so I settled for Honey.

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/seductive-honey-3472880026-21/43497943[/url]

Had to leave the crib for work but wanted to get my shit off called her up asked how long would it take her told me 15 she was there in like 5. Real punctual that much I give her! Definitely the girl in the pic told me $100 for the half but 1) that was out of my price range and 2) I needed to leave for work quick, so I told her I had $70 on that quickie. What's good? She excepted and we got down to bidness. CBJ was weak, little spit no deep thrust but I willed my man hard. Started with Mish pounding away, lots of groans and moans but suddenly something turn't my nose up. It seemed, an "guess" it can happen to anyone, that before coming to the crib she muz have taken a shit because as I was hitting her frontal with legs cocked in the air I smelt straight FUNKY SHITTY ASS! Had me dazed for a bit and I felt my man going down a little, she offered backshots (and not in the booty) since my time was running thin so again I willed my man and myself for that matter to keep at it and finished in the bag while hitting it from behind.

While it wasn't pretty. I guess sometimes SHIT HAPPENS! LOL.

Hey like I was raised, wipe three times if need too.

Looks:6/7.

Service:6/7.

Repeat: NO (crazy thing I keep smelling that smell, and it ain't on me, guess its still in my head)

Advice: body spray / perfume / wipes.

Here is the link to the girl I was talking about a few days ago.

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/warning-briella-upscale-beautiful-exotic-playmate-21/43285404[/url]

Avoid this girl like the plague! She looks nothing like her pics and is a definite clock watcher! Spread the word! I want this girl run out of town on a rail so she can't scam anyone else!

Happy hunting guys, and be safe!

I have seen these last few stories: I don't want to sound like a broken record but its service and attitude over looks with most of these backpage / Craig's providers. You know all the traps before you start so why be taken advantage of.

This board does a great job of weeding out the bad providers and you should have that mind before you go mongering the next time. I think we will see better quality since competition is fierce amongst providers. The prices are getting lower which definitely helps the hobbyist.

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exotic-bubble-butt-small-waist-the-best-awaitsawesome-specials-24/40514714[/url]

Any one got any intel on this one if so holla at me.

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/stefandkelly-100real-pix-inandoutcalls-150hr-2girls-today-spc-19/43578881[/url]

Hey guys, quick question, will a provider refuse service to someone who's not necessarily "mature"? Will a mid-twenties guy with donation in hand be turned away?

Any advice / recommendations for someone new to the hobby appreciated! Especially if the recommendations are for some good providers. PM if necessary.

[QUOTE=TheSteeze; 1875685]Hey guys, quick question, will a provider refuse service to someone who's not necessarily "mature"? Will a mid-twenties guy with donation in hand be turned away?

Any advice / recommendations for someone new to the hobby appreciated! Especially if the recommendations are for some good providers. PM if necessary.[/QUOTE]It depends some of them don't deal with young dudes cause young dudes be acting up. Trying to get if the good for free or want to be their pimp or other shit when we was doing when we where young. Just go be respectful but don't take no shit that's all bro.

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/young-gorgeous-brazilian-and-puerto-rican-goddess-curvy-21/43480932[/url]

[QUOTE=TheSteeze; 1875685]Hey guys, quick question, will a provider refuse service to someone who's not necessarily "mature"? Will a mid-twenties guy with donation in hand be turned away?

Any advice / recommendations for someone new to the hobby appreciated! Especially if the recommendations are for some good providers. PM if necessary.[/QUOTE]Cal the girl, tell her your age. If she gets good vibes, she'll agree. I've called and told them about me, I never got turned down. Like Jason said, they may be afraid of aggressive guys, if they sense your cool, you're in.

Seen this post and wanted to see if anyone tryed her.

[url]http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cas/4090016748.html[/url]

[QUOTE=GnatKingCole; 1872783]Hi Everyone. This is GnatKingCole, newbie of this blog. This is my first report, and sadly, it's not a good one, which is why I feel compelled to spread the word to spare everyone else the headache I had to endure.

It was mid-afternoon yesterday that I decided to pay a visit to a working girl in the area. I had perused several ads on Backpage and I came across what looked promising. A young petite black girl from Miami was advertising an incall for a reasonable price. I made my way over to her location utilizing the usual two-way call system. In due time, I was at her front door. She was a short petite little thing, and quite attractive. I figured a good time was to be had by all. Boy was I wrong.

Once I was inside, I asked if I could use the bathroom. She politely retorts: "Sorry, I don't think my roommate would like that". Then she proceeds to hand me a juice bottle and tells me to use it to relieve myself. Right from the start, I should have made for the door, but I swallowed my pride and pissed in the bottle anyway. I was here to get my rocks off. That was my first mistake.

Once the money changed hands we got down to business, and then this girl proceeds to unload her bucket list of demands on me."I'm a germaphobe", she says."I'm not taking any chances"."If that's the case, then you're in the wrong line of work", I replied. After bathing me with kleenex and hand sanitizer, she tells me what I CAN'T do during our time."You can't do this","You can't do that","You can't touch me there","I don't ever do that". WTF? What's the point of sex without physical intimacy? Apparently no one told this girl the meaning of the word 'consensual'. She must have been blaring her reggae music during that discussion (which she kept on throughout the whole thing). That combined with the fact that her room was like the inside of an oven, I was thoroughly annoyed. But I still chose to stay. Second mistake.

Once my condom was on, I decided to hit it from behind, but I was too distracted. The heat, the music, and her annoying list of demands. Every so often she proceeded to chime in and find something to piss about."You're acting like you're afraid of it". I'm trying to get into my zone, * Then she looks back to ask if I came yet, and it's only been ten minutes! I switch positions and she continues to whine. All the time, she's got this blank look on her face like she doesn't want to be there or something. We're only at the thirty minute mark, and I'm already regretting having paid for an hour so I decide to just end the session and ask her to finish me off with a little oral."No, I don't finish with oral", she says. That was my final mistake, and the last straw.

"That's it, I'm done!". I spring up, tear off the condom, slip my clothes on and head for the door without a word. I continue to vent my frustration as I March down the stairs and out the door in disgust."Dear God, what a fucking *". It was the very first time that I regretted having sex with an attractive escort. But then she pulls one more scam. I'm about to head for home when she calls me back on my cell and tries to explain away her shitty performance with some bullshit story."You were the spinning image of my dead father", she says."And if I came off a little distant with you then I apologize. It wasn't you, it was me". , it was YOU from the moment I stepped in, and it was YOU up until the moment I stormed out! FUCK YOU! That was what I wanted to say, but I held my tongue. I didn't buy her lame excuse or her half-assed apology for a moment.

I can't place all the blame on her, seeing as I was the one who picked her. But at the same time there are expectations from both parties involved. If I'm giving you this money, you're going to have to show me why you've earned it. That was all I wanted! An intimate encounter between two consenting adults! And what did I get for my troubles? A prudish, overbearing hypochondriac with all the intimacy of a blow-up doll! This * needs to hop a jet back to Miami and rethink her entire fucking life! And that's my story.[/QUOTE]Who was she? Why didn't you post her ad?

Actually, I did post the girl's ad on the forum. Check back to 9-15 and you should see it.

What is gong on fellas, its been a while got a couple of reports:

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wow-supa-donkey-booty-slim-waist-fake-free-zone-fetish-and-i-kiss-new-22/43318416[/url]

This might have been the best. 8 I have ever spent in my life. That was for the half. I go in and she is completely naked and she is soooooooo thick for her size. She tells me sit on the bed an she comes over, couldn't help my self so I just started kissing all over body tits pelvis ass cheeks. She got up on the bed and I started playing with her box and boy was it wet, I was 2 seconds from going down on her. She started with a CBJ t was cool, no teeth and a lot spit. I got on top we did mish I just started kissing on her neck and tits while we were at and she loved it. I told her get on top after, she rode well. Did it for about 10 minutes. I hen had to have doggy ass was phat and soft this was where she started moaning even more. I told her to lay on her stomach and I finished up. Like I said this might have been my best experience ever. She does bbj for extra, kinda nervous, she looked clean but ya never know.

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/passion-50-specials-28/29908462[/url]

Went for the special with this one. She was in a walk up in harlem. I think she does bbj because I pulled my man out and I had to ask for a condom. CBJ was good got real sloppy. I told her to suck the boys and she did. She got on the bed for doggy and she has a huge ass. So I did this for ten minutes and was done. She says she works out of Brooklyn. I would def repeat she comes back tis way.

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-mix-of-italianspanih-that-make-toes-curldominate-fetish-star60spl-21/42876610[/url]

Saw her on the late night went for the. 6 special. She is gorgeous and has a lot of sex appeal. She was in the motel by the dmv on fordham. Like someone said before, no BJ, she said it was extra, whatever. Got hard and went doggy, ass is soft, told her to ride me. She did that well I finished up and left.

Also, saw greeneyes, she was cool paid for the half. She was bigger than her pictures. Head was good went to doggy then mish and I was done. Would repeat but only for the quick.

Hope that helps!

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-mix-of-italianspanih-that-make-toes-curldominate-fetish-star60spl-21/42876610[/url]

Saw her on the late night went for the. 6 special. She is gorgeous and has a lot of sex appeal. She was in the motel by the dmv on fordham. Like someone said before, no BJ, she said it was extra, whatever. Got hard and went doggy, ass is soft, told her to ride me. She did that well I finished up and[/QUOTE]Was she worth the donation? I know you said she was filled with sex appeal but was she wearing anything sexy? Did she put any effort into her performance? And did she rush you for the 6? How was her attitude?

[url]http://adultsearch.com/new-york/bronx/female-escorts/886524[/url]

I've seen the add on BP many times, seems a little sketchy. Anyone have an experience with these two. If so please pm me thanks

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wett-white-ti-ght-phat-kat-frea_ky-lil-white-gurl-specials-5015-7530-1001hr-24/43713446[/url]

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a-sexy-snow-bunny-ready-to-make-your-dreams-come-true-26/43781436[/url]

Has anyone seen either girl recently? Seems like a good value and I'll definitely report back after.

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[QUOTE=DennyPas; 1895644][url]http://adultsearch.com/new-york/bronx/female-escorts/886524[/url]

I've seen the add on BP many times, seems a little sketchy. Anyone have an experience with these two. If so please pm me thanks[/QUOTE]It's a scam.

Has anybody heard from rumpalicious? I want to see her again.

[QUOTE=Jose345;1898280]Has anybody heard from rumpalicious? I want to see her again.[/QUOTE]She has a boyfriend now so she's chillin.

Good morning fellow mongers bx section seems dry lately so ill get the ball rolling LOL.

I had the urge yesterday so I went to backpage to see where ill have my fun. All I saw was $ 80-100 quick stops? We have to be tougher with these providers. They want to mch money then they want you to fuck them how they like it? LOL.

Anyways I called up a provider named honey. Quoted me 50 for cardate and it wasnt bad.

I just have a feeling she will rock my world in a motel incall type setting.

BJ 8.

Sex 8 surprisingly tight and wet.

Looks 8 seems older but I persnally like that cougar look LOL.

Overall 8 seems nervous and didn't want to rock the car too much understandable.

I will repeat but in a incall setting I might call tonight LOL.

I saw the picture below and took a chance.

What a waste, so I emailed her originally and she txt me back.

All sounded nice on the txt, she told me her rates and we agreed on a time to meet for me to pick her up.

I don't normally do incalls and she agreed I could pick her up and take her to short stay.

Said she was in Mt. Vernon but won't be back until 2, unless I wanted to pick her up and drop off her sisters.

I said I'll just wait until 2, of course 2 comes and she's not in the bx, no bother because I knew how these chicks roll and figured I probably won't see her til about 3.

Back and forth txt and calling telling me about bus slow, can't make it faster yada yada.

I said no problem just don't tell me a time and give me excuses.

3 comes and she still not there and not answering calls or txt, so I begin to roll out and make other plans, then she calls me at 3:30 asking where I was.

I told he I left but would come back, still Bullshit, almost four and she still not there I tell her I'm out finally, then see her out her building.

She looked so ghetto, not even dressed had her hair in a handkerchief not sexy at all.

I said is that you, she says yeah, I tell her I'll pass, and she begins calling me back leaving me nasty messages and txt's.

[URL]http://images.craigslist.org/00101_4bNnnkKzbJq_600x450.jpg[/URL]

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-party-girl-molly-i-will-make-ur-night-complete-21/44218239[/URL]

3474918690.

Anyone had an experience with her?

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/quench-your-thirst-with-sunkiss-21/42519799[/URL]

Sunkis (347) XXX-3376.

Would like some intel if anyone seen her before. Thanks in advance.

Lately the ads I like don't pick up the phone and voicemail is full and the girls that answer look way uglier, older or fatter in person.

One BBBJ girl was coughing and sneezing and still trying to provide in a nasty apartment that looks like it has never been cleaned. She needs to be giving out antibiotics like doctors give lollipops to kids. Dirty girl trying to give out colds, flus, strep throat and only god knows what else. Girlfriend needs to get to CVS, Duane Reade and Walgreens and get her hygiene game in order.

Young and fat without a shape > not a good look
Dirty apartment, dirty bedroom, dirty sheets, dirty hotel rooms, food cartons, empty bottles, dirty towels ladies get it together.
Unkept hair, bad weaves, skin and hair smelling like cigarettes, feet dirty, no manicure and no pedicure and dingy outfits, ladies come on.

Just a suggestion to improve your game > Hair done, toes done, nails done, shower, lotion, deodorant, and a nice perfume and clean clothes.
Location, no dirty cum stain sheets, flea bitten, bed bug infested mattress on floor...ever, clean your location, air freshner, candles, incense, hand sanitizer, napkins, towels, baby wipes, and have your own condoms.

Clean yourself and your location between appointments.
Sorry for the rant, but damn just sayin

Everybody is trying to make a dollar and they think they can get away with anything. As long as we keep paying they will keep providing. Also since a lot of us are on budgets we don't get the full experience lingerie perfume nice place etc. If you don't like provider digs go to a quickie house where it's just a bed door and the girl. On the other hand if the girl sees enough clients she can get a better place. You can't have your cake and eat it too as the saying goes.

[QUOTE=GTrac;1931776]Everybody is trying to make a dollar and they think they can get away with anything. As long as we keep paying they will keep providing. Also since a lot of us are on budgets we don't get the full experience lingerie perfume nice place etc. If you don't like provider digs go to a quickie house where it's just a bed door and the girl. On the other hand if the girl sees enough clients she can get a better place. You can't have your cake and eat it too as the saying goes.[/QUOTE]My issue was not price point, I can do a low budget dollar store one minute and high end luxury brand the next minute. Its the $1 pizza or the $4 pizza, it depends on my mood, my location, and how much time I have. But I know not to pay $4 at the one dollar spot. Likewise one does not pay top dollar for bottom of the barrel coochie.

They will keep charging if "yall keep spending" because I will about face and walk in a split second. Just trying to give cats some reason and balls to do the right thing.

Don't feel bad and then have buyers remorse after you do the deed. Have a backup plan all the time, this makes it easier to bounce. If plan B, plan C and plan D all fail through keep your loot for another day. If these girls catch you slipping and then hit you in da head with some ole mid-town Manhattan champagne room VIP fantasy super model price - when what you are really getting is a quickie from a skeezer, well of course they gonna keep getting money from YALL, not me...

Don't spend your cash on spoiled milk.

[QUOTE=Whateva;1932496]My issue was not price point, I can do a low budget dollar store one minute and high end luxury brand the next minute. Its the $1 pizza or the $4 pizza, it depends on my mood, my location, and how much time I have. But I know not to pay $4 at the one dollar spot. Likewise one does not pay top dollar for bottom of the barrel coochie.

They will keep charging if "yall keep spending" because I will about face and walk in a split second. Just trying to give cats some reason and balls to do the right thing.

Don't feel bad and then have buyers remorse after you do the deed. Have a backup plan all the time, this makes it easier to bounce. If plan B, plan C and plan D all fail through keep your loot for another day. If these girls catch you slipping and then hit you in da head with some ole mid-town Manhattan champagne room VIP fantasy super model price - when what you are really getting is a quickie from a skeezer, well of course they gonna keep getting money from YALL, not me...

Don't spend your cash on spoiled milk.[/QUOTE]This is like the story of my last few adventures LOL. Even tho I consider myself good at researching a chick before seeing her... I'm running into too many providers who are using fake pics. So of course I end up going through with it, donating top dollar, and having buyers remorse ltr LOL. The funny thing is, the last time I went to see a provider, I told myself I was going to turnaround if she wasn't the chick in the ad.. I ended up doing the deed anyway smh.

But yeah, a lot of guys like myself need to stop giving top dollar to "bottom of the barrel coochie".

Has anyone just flat out walked out on a chick who false advertised? That has to be awkward.

[QUOTE=JjayBoy;1932679]This is like the story of my last few adventures LOL. Even tho I consider myself good at researching a chick before seeing her... I'm running into too many providers who are using fake pics. So of course I end up going through with it, donating top dollar, and having buyers remorse ltr LOL. The funny thing is, the last time I went to see a provider, I told myself I was going to turnaround if she wasn't the chick in the ad.. I ended up doing the deed anyway smh.

But yeah, a lot of guys like myself need to stop giving top dollar to "bottom of the barrel coochie".

Has anyone just flat out walked out on a chick who false advertised? That has to be awkward.[/QUOTE]Good thing outcall providers call you to meet them in the lobby. One night I call up a girl who is a 10 in her pics. Got the call to come down and out steps this chuncky ugly, not even worth $30 provider. I simply stopped her from even entering the building and sais straight up, "your not the girl in the pictures" she acted cool about it and informed me that there were 2 other girls in the car. Still neither one was the girl in the pics, but one was good enough for me to bring up stairs. Now I don't call a provider unless she has been reviewed or has multiple ads with pics that look real. Anyone one seen bx utr Christyle? Been trying to get in touch with her for days. I'm about to give Amber a shot.

Glad to see some of you guys are starting to wake up.[URL]Tineye.com[/URL] can check your pictures to see if they are real. No way we should be paying top dollar for poor service. Since the economics are changing we have to make adjustments.

If backpage and Craig's have become cesspools we should treat these providers as slime.

[QUOTE=JjayBoy;1932679]This is like the story of my last few adventures LOL. Even tho I consider myself good at researching a chick before seeing her... I'm running into too many providers who are using fake pics. So of course I end up going through with it, donating top dollar, and having buyers remorse ltr LOL. The funny thing is, the last time I went to see a provider, I told myself I was going to turnaround if she wasn't the chick in the ad.. I ended up doing the deed anyway smh.

But yeah, a lot of guys like myself need to stop giving top dollar to "bottom of the barrel coochie".

Has anyone just flat out walked out on a chick who false advertised? That has to be awkward.[/QUOTE]

I had a day off awhile back, and wasted the whole damn day. Looking at ads, calling, driving, parking, calling again, getting the location, being told wait for 5 minutes...ALL that and saw four chicks who looked like they were living at a broke ass group home, and dressed like they going to the 24 hr laundry mat at 1 am in the morning in sweat pants and rollers in their hair, having the sex appeal of a homeless bag lady who needed a free pass to the Ricki Lake Show to get a free make over back in the day. I walked the f out on a total of four and did not give a damn. I refuse to be extorted because of fake pictures or a gassed up description.

Yeah, some will say you wasting their time...guys that's code to walk to the door and leave, the terminator is not going to show up and demand that you stay.

Since we talking about time, girlfriend you had the time to douche, shower, lotion up, clean up your spot and put on some body spray from Victoria Secret, Body Shop, Avon, Mary Kay, etc...get the picture...BUT you did not. You stayed on the phone trying to overbook appointments looking for suckers to fall for the BS. Now if your weave is smelly and twisted, and you have not showered, and you have not douched, and you have not trimmed or shaved, and your skin is dry and ashy, and you smell like cigarettes, and your floor, rug, bedroom, sheets, pillows, comforters, sink, toilette, and bathtub is dirty....well then girlfriend you wasting your time and everybody else's. And then you asking a cat to stop by the store to buy condoms...this shit is straight comical. Condoms are $3 dollars, come on.

Some of these girls need a step by step, booklet, to get your game on track, not your weave pushed back.
Guys make ya next move ya best move.

Now there was one weekend when I caught three stunners back to back to back. All 20 something, petite, curvy, phat apple ass, flat stomach, and body like a gymnast, track star. So there are diamonds in the rough for sure, so I refuse to blow loot, no matter how horny I am.

Those three diamonds in the rough were random luck, but I stayed and took the hr not the quickie, not the hhr. Be smart out there and support the chicks that come correct

[QUOTE=JjayBoy;1932679]This is like the story of my last few adventures LOL. Even tho I consider myself good at researching a chick before seeing her... I'm running into too many providers who are using fake pics. So of course I end up going through with it, donating top dollar, and having buyers remorse ltr LOL. The funny thing is, the last time I went to see a provider, I told myself I was going to turnaround if she wasn't the chick in the ad.. I ended up doing the deed anyway smh.

But yeah, a lot of guys like myself need to stop giving top dollar to "bottom of the barrel coochie".

Has anyone just flat out walked out on a chick who false advertised? That has to be awkward.[/QUOTE]Also, tell them straight up..."Are these your real pictures, because if they are not you know I am going to leave" Matter of fact, I am going to have your ad right on my phone when I come through".

Do not worry, when you leave, she will hoodwinked the next joker into coming over and eventually somebody will pay champagne prices for a Budweiser beer, and then regret it as they head back home.

[QUOTE=JjayBoy;1932679]This is like the story of my last few adventures LOL. Even tho I consider myself good at researching a chick before seeing her... I'm running into too many providers who are using fake pics. So of course I end up going through with it, donating top dollar, and having buyers remorse ltr LOL. The funny thing is, the last time I went to see a provider, I told myself I was going to turnaround if she wasn't the chick in the ad.. I ended up doing the deed anyway smh.

But yeah, a lot of guys like myself need to stop giving top dollar to "bottom of the barrel coochie".

Has anyone just flat out walked out on a chick who false advertised? That has to be awkward.[/QUOTE]If you can not walk on a fat ugly girl, it will be impossible to walk from a dime with a bad ass body. But who has a shitty attitude and worthless service, but to each his own.

[QUOTE=Whateva;1933445]I had a day off awhile back, and wasted the whole damn day. Looking at ads, calling, driving, parking, calling again, getting the location, being told wait for 5 minutes...ALL that and saw four chicks who looked like they were living at a broke ass group home, and dressed like they going to the 24 hr laundry mat at 1 am in the morning in sweat pants and rollers in their hair, having the sex appeal of a homeless bag lady who needed a free pass to the Ricki Lake Show to get a free make over back in the day. I walked the f out on a total of four and did not give a damn. I refuse to be extorted because of fake pictures or a gassed up description.

Yeah, some will say you wasting their time...guys that's code to walk to the door and leave, the terminator is not going to show up and demand that you stay.

Since we talking about time, girlfriend you had the time to douche, shower, lotion up, clean up your spot and put on some body spray from Victoria Secret, Body Shop, Avon, Mary Kay, etc...get the picture...BUT you did not. You stayed on the phone trying to overbook appointments looking for suckers to fall for the BS. Now if your weave is smelly and twisted, and you have not showered, and you have not douched, and you have not trimmed or shaved, and your skin is dry and ashy, and you smell like cigarettes, and your floor, rug, bedroom, sheets, pillows, comforters, sink, toilette, and bathtub is dirty....well then girlfriend you wasting your time and everybody else's. And then you asking a cat to stop by the store to buy condoms...this shit is straight comical. Condoms are $3 dollars, come on.

Some of these girls need a step by step, booklet, to get your game on track, not your weave pushed back.
Guys make ya next move ya best move.

Now there was one weekend when I caught three stunners back to back to back. All 20 something, petite, curvy, phat apple ass, flat stomach, and body like a gymnast, track star. So there are diamonds in the rough for sure, so I refuse to blow loot, no matter how horny I am.

Those three diamonds in the rough were random luck, but I stayed and took the hr not the quickie, not the hhr. Be smart out there and support the chicks that come correct[/QUOTE]Man I feel like such a fool for "going through with it" with a couple of providers even though their pictures were obviously fake. It's the time and effort that makes me just say screw it, lets get this over with. Between the miss directions, not picking up, location, nobody feels like going through that crap of finding another girl. But yeah, from now on I'm walking out on any chick who isn't the same girl in the pics.

But the thing is, a lot of these providers use fake / misleading pics. I've seen a ton of them, so I know how to research a chick. But I still find myself getting fooled from time-to-time.