Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;5293602]Men, Among the things I know, is that Sly Knows This Market very well. Hmmm.

I choose to think he's incorrect, but who knows- right?

I realize that I date myself as an "Old Man", when I take a quote from the 80's TV show "Hill St Blues".

That quote I think applies here, esp based on Sly's gut.

The quote is, "Hey, Hey guys- Be Careful Out There! ".

Be Aware & Safe, JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).[/QUOTE]BCPD and Calhoun county seems to be waging a war with any sort of providers. Last summer they just about cleared all the SW'ers out and did stings. More recently they have been busting STG girls and johns with stings. Relax is under investigation because of a girls complaint and the subsequent arrest of a male masseuse.

I hope I am wrong.

[QUOTE=Hardon56;5292819]Funny that they would go after a place that only offers a rub and a tug but leave the full service Asian run joints alone! The American run place must not have offered enough of a bribe to stay open.[/QUOTE]Happy isn't in Battle Creek it's Emmett township.

[QUOTE=BcHeadHunter;5294150]Happy isn't in Battle Creek it's Emmett township.[/QUOTE]I was not talking about Happy!

Guys,

Thanks again for the intervention, and convincing me to think with my big head. I want to especially thank JJ from kzoo.

I had a session with Lilly on this Monday morning. First client of the day (I listened to you all). Fantastic shower and slip and slide and then into the room for some very memorable activities that ended in a 60 second O and a nice 20 minute body massage and more fun with a second round attempted.

Lilly is awesome, and really did make it up to me.

Thanks again for helping a brother out.

Jackie.

[QUOTE=Jacktreehorn;5303483]Guys,

Thanks again for the intervention, and convincing me to think with my big head. I want to especially thank JJ from kzoo.

I had a session with Lilly on this Monday morning. First client of the day (I listened to you all). Fantastic shower and slip and slide and then into the room for some very memorable activities that ended in a 60 second O and a nice 20 minute body massage and more fun with a second round attempted.

Lilly is awesome, and really did make it up to me.

Thanks again for helping a brother out.

Jackie.[/QUOTE]Jacktreehorn,

Is there any link you can provide. Thank you.

[QUOTE=Masw980;5304288]Jacktreehorn,

Is there any link you can provide. Thank you.[/QUOTE][URL]https://reviews.birdeye.com/spring-accu-157262089305429[/URL]

Just google Spring Accu, Battle Creek, MI.

Stopt and to Relax. Dropt $$ and had a Great time. As I rememberd. Rockn bod oldr lady. Workt it, rode it, swallowdit. Nice massage on tbl shower getn clean. Sauna t dryoff. Back t the room. 10 minutes of a rub t finish the hr. Was worth it. Treated lik a king. Wish it wasint soo far.

[QUOTE=LuvTBStroked;5304740]Stopt and to Relax. Dropt $$ and had a Great time. As I rememberd. Rockn bod oldr lady. Workt it, rode it, swallowdit. Nice massage on tbl shower getn clean. Sauna t dryoff. Back t the room. 10 minutes of a rub t finish the hr. Was worth it. Treated lik a king. Wish it wasint soo far.[/QUOTE]Any link for this provider. Thanks.

[QUOTE=BCHunter;5290818]Tried a couple of STG girls and no luck so headed to Happy- walked in and asked if Ginny was working- "no, new girl will take care of you" so kept going- "new girl" was Anna who I reported on before- she gave me a good time- not great or wow I can't walk but good before so I was OK with things. Usual price shower sauna etc.

I'm good to go.

The only reason I am even writing this is because Anna went from good to almost wow- I was like I hit a good day- then when I was getting dressed she asked" so did you ask for someone?' Told her I did ask for Ginny- not sure if it upped the service but found it interesting.[/QUOTE]Wondering if you could describe Anna a bit, trying to recall if I've had the pleasure.

Are there any AMP's with younger providers? I don't mind the older ladies that I usually see, cause they're good at it. Just trying to see if anyone knows of a younger provider somewhere.

How much should I bring to Happy for BJ / FS?

[QUOTE=JimmyDBoiii;5312574]How much should I bring to Happy for BJ / FS?[/QUOTE]$60 for door fee and $140 for tip. Total $200 for FS. They will want door fee first before you get undressed then you can "negotiate" with her for the rest but $140 is standard tip for FS.

[QUOTE=JdmRubber;5309865]Are there any AMP's with younger providers? I don't mind the older ladies that I usually see, cause they're good at it. Just trying to see if anyone knows of a younger provider somewhere.[/QUOTE]If only wishing made it so.

Just a quick question about happy spa, I know they do BBBJ do they offer bb FS? If not do ubbring your own bag or do they provide it? Never been but thinking about taking the 2 hour ride to check them out. Only get halfass HJ around me.

[QUOTE=Hardon56;5313814]$60 for door fee and $140 for tip. Total $200 for FS. They will want door fee first before you get undressed then you can "negotiate" with her for the rest but $140 is standard tip for FS.[/QUOTE]$280.00 for 2 lady total work for me its a fun time.

I called ahead for a appointment with Anna. Mama showed me to the room where Anna popped in only after a couple of minutes. I paid 60/140 without any discussion and I went with her lead for the appointment. She helped me get comfortable. I sat in the sauna until the T / S was ready. I was given a through cleaning from neck to my toes, including my stick shift, 2 ball bearings, and exhaust pipe. She dried me off and then we warmed up in the sauna. We headed back to massage room where things got serious. CBJ / CFS, mish / k9/ CG. She has VERY tight equipment with nice portions for her bolt-ons and ass. She is in great shape for her age (45-50). The massage came after the fireworks, which was nice. She has great massage skills. I actually liked having the massage at the end of the appointment, it was relaxing.

[QUOTE=OleFart;5305981]Wondering if you could describe Anna a bit, trying to recall if I've had the pleasure.[/QUOTE]Visited Happy last week and asked for Ginny. Not there so asked for Anna. Not the Anna I remembe, are but a good time anyway. Anna is petite, which I like, with a nice set of bolt ons. Good attitude, and seemed anxious to please, which she did. Usual damage.

As usual, YMMV.

[QUOTE=Kman1977;5313914]Just a quick question about happy spa, I know they do BBBJ do they offer bb FS? If not do ubbring your own bag or do they provide it? Never been but thinking about taking the 2 hour ride to check them out. Only get halfass HJ around me.[/QUOTE]Just to clarify, you might get BBBJ, but not a definite. I think they'd have to know you (visit a few times) before that's on the menu. Maybe more likely at Spring, but not for sure. Unlikely to get BBFS at Happy, again, maybe at Spring, some of the girls seem a little wilder.

For my tastes, I'm too cautious to want BBFS at either place, but to each his own.

I also drive 1. 5 hrs, and it's almost always worth the trip.

As always, YMMV.

Stay safe.

Since when is it 200 total? I haven't been in a year or so but used to be 40+100?

[QUOTE=NMate76;5321018]Since when is it 200 total? I haven't been in a year or so but used to be 40+100?[/QUOTE]I can only go as far back as 2010 and tell you it was $200 total at that time (and still is). I am talking the full hour and FS. I could see 40/100 for half hour / BJ only. What are you getting for YOUR 40/100?

[QUOTE=Hardon56;5321594]I can only go as far back as 2010 and tell you it was $200 total at that time (and still is). I am talking the full hour and FS. I could see 40/100 for half hour / BJ only. What are you getting for YOUR 40/100?[/QUOTE]Hhr and FS. Same at spring. I mostly see escorts now though as they're younger and 80 gets FS usually.

Lucky (Mija) is back at Spring Spa. She's still amazing, just a little bit thicker. I was digging it a lot! A+!

[QUOTE=NMate76;5321999]Hhr and FS. Same at spring. I mostly see escorts now though as they're younger and 80 gets FS usually.[/QUOTE]$80 for FS. You must be talking about streetwalkers (LOL).

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;5323020]$80 for FS. You must be talking about streetwalkers (LOL).[/QUOTE]I'm talking escorts off CL then stg now. I travel a lot between oh, in, and mi and I'd say the average rate for a 15 min qv is 80 bucks. Now if you like all the other crap, table shower, bad massage, safety, I get paying more I guess. I could barely justify it years ago at 140 out the door. No way I'd do it for 200. Anyway, guess I'm in the wrong topic considering.

[QUOTE=KzooNympho;5322659]Lucky (Mija) is back at Spring Spa. She's still amazing, just a little bit thicker. I was digging it a lot! A+![/QUOTE]Yes KzooNympho,

I went to Spring for my periodic relaxation session.

Called ahead & found Mija Back.

Had the usual Outstanding session w / Her.

Didn't notice any extra meat on her- just the usual shape.

IMO she's easy / petite enough to manhandle around (in a good way- LOL).

She also told me on phone "she had a New Girl".

I said " I missed you while gone, so Want You".

When I arrived she introduced me to the new girl.

This 1 is similar age to Mija & Lilly both.

But I was Shocked- Super Cute, super Sweet & what looked in her work outfit to be a Super Hot Bod.

She said her Name was Kelly (I think), but we know they all use multiple names.

Almost was sorry I arranged Mija when I saw / met her.

Mija said to me, "she's just like me in servicing clients" (for what that's worth- FYI).

Will definitely Try Her when back at Spring, if she's still there.

So right Now- Mija & Kelly (New). Lilly is "on Vaca".

Always recommend Spring. Of Course, YMMV.

Be safe & happy.

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).

Thanks for mentioning that JJ! I forgot to talk about the new girl, probably because I was wiped out from Lucky / Mija. The new girl actually greeted me at the door and then Lucky appeared. I should have asked for her name. She was pretty and looked like she had a nice body too.

I don't think Lucky has gained much weight, maybe 5 or 10 pounds. I haven't seen her since last summer, I think most of use gained a little weight in the last year. She's still very petite, it just seemed like she was a little thicker which I enjoyed. I was actually hoping to draw Lilly because I was in the mood for some thickness.

Not much more I can add that hasn't been said about this provider. Saw her a few weeks back. Went to see Lucky but she was on vacation. Lily is never a bad time so I got the full alphabet for 200/ hr. Interestingly, after we went through a few FS positions she says she wants to finish me 69. Who am I to say no (LOL). Turned out to be pretty intense with a lot of ass play. CIM and she swallowed like a champ.

[QUOTE=KzooNympho;5328333]Thanks for mentioning that JJ! I forgot to talk about the new girl, probably because I was wiped out from Lucky / Mija. The new girl actually greeted me at the door and then Lucky appeared. I should have asked for her name. She was pretty and looked like she had a nice body too.

I don't think Lucky has gained much weight, maybe 5 or 10 pounds. I haven't seen her since last summer, I think most of use gained a little weight in the last year. She's still very petite, it just seemed like she was a little thicker which I enjoyed. I was actually hoping to draw Lilly because I was in the mood for some thickness.[/QUOTE]I'm curious if she's worth it?

Is she just a looker? Or is she fun?

Lucky and Lily to old.

[QUOTE=MassageYes;5343120]I'm curious if she's worth it?

Is she just a looker? Or is she fun?

Lucky and Lily to old.[/QUOTE]I'm going to head over to BC very soon & give our "new talent" there a try (recommended highly by Lucky).

Looking for something just "different" there, although usually very satisfied w / Spring in general.

Be Safe, JJ (Kazoo).

[QUOTE=MassageYes;5343120]I'm curious if she's worth it?

Is she just a looker? Or is she fun?

Lucky and Lily to old.[/QUOTE]MassageYes & AMP Mongers.

So I mentioned meeting this newer girl Kelly at Spring.

That was leaving my great session a few weeks back with Mija / Lucky (reviewed, I believe).

Anyway, Mija Recommended her highly & so I returned recently a few weeks later.

Being a Mija & Lilly lover (yes they're older, but hot IMO) I will prob Never Again Take a recommendation from them, on an unknown.

When I saw Kelly she was older than I remembered- about same age as Mija & Lilly- 50's.

Kelly looked like more at the top end of that decade- LOL.

She was smaller, more of a spinner with a good body. Looks a 6 & body an 8+.

But Her Service Sucked- Terrible.

So bad that even junior layed down & went to sleep, after a short while.

Could Never again Wake him w / Kelly.

Her TS was mediocre. Her Massage was uninspired & not relaxing.

Her French was rough & toothy.

Her hands were grabby & totally unsensual.

She was not able to follow instructions on my likes- Definite Language Comm Problem.

All in all, I was just itching to "be gone".

That only happened to me at Spring 1 time, which was also a "Recommendation".

Had I seen Mija / Lucky on the way out, I'd Have Told Her of my extreme Dissatisfaction.

Trust me She'll Hear Next Trip.

So No, MassageYes- She Is Not Worth It, Not Fun, Not a good value at all.

She is only slightly hot, but not enough to overcome her Lack Of Talent.

Kelly at Spring- A No Go!!

I unlike Mija- Cannot / do not Recommend Her.

Be Safe & Well.

Seek Happiness w / other providers.

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;5351132]MassageYes & AMP Mongers.

So I mentioned meeting this newer girl Kelly at Spring.

That was leaving my great session a few weeks back with Mija / Lucky (reviewed, I believe).

Anyway, Mija Recommended her highly & so I returned recently a few weeks later.

Being a Mija & Lilly lover (yes they're older, but hot IMO) I will prob Never Again Take a recommendation from them, on an unknown.

When I saw Kelly she was older than I remembered- about same age as Mija & Lilly- 50's.

Kelly looked like more at the top end of that decade- LOL.

She was smaller, more of a spinner with a good body. Looks a 6 & body an 8+.

But Her Service Sucked- Terrible.

So bad that even junior layed down & went to sleep, after a short while.

Could Never again Wake him w / Kelly.

Her TS was mediocre. Her Massage was uninspired & not relaxing.

Her French was rough & toothy.

Her hands were grabby & totally unsensual.

She was not able to follow instructions on my likes- Definite Language Comm Problem.

All in all, I was just itching to "be gone".

That only happened to me at Spring 1 time, which was also a "Recommendation".

Had I seen Mija / Lucky on the way out, I'd Have Told Her of my extreme Dissatisfaction.

Trust me She'll Hear Next Trip.

So No, MassageYes- She Is Not Worth It, Not Fun, Not a good value at all.

She is only slightly hot, but not enough to overcome her Lack Of Talent.

Kelly at Spring- A No Go!!

I unlike Mija- Cannot / do not Recommend Her.

Be Safe & Well.

Seek Happiness w / other providers.

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).[/QUOTE]Last time I was there Lily did the same thing. Actually introduced me to her. I agree with you assessment of looks. I actually went to see Lucky / Mija who was on vacation. Anyway, can't say exactly why but didn't get the right vibe so just stoked Lily ego and said I would rather go with her. Based on your review I now know that was the right move.

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;5351132]MassageYes & AMP Mongers.

So I mentioned meeting this newer girl Kelly at Spring.

That was leaving my great session a few weeks back with Mija / Lucky (reviewed, I believe).

Anyway, Mija Recommended her highly & so I returned recently a few weeks later.

Being a Mija & Lilly lover (yes they're older, but hot IMO) I will prob Never Again Take a recommendation from them, on an unknown.

When I saw Kelly she was older than I remembered- about same age as Mija & Lilly- 50's.

Kelly looked like more at the top end of that decade- LOL.

She was smaller, more of a spinner with a good body. Looks a 6 & body an 8+.

But Her Service Sucked- Terrible.

So bad that even junior layed down & went to sleep, after a short while.

Could Never again Wake him w / Kelly.

Her TS was mediocre. Her Massage was uninspired & not relaxing.

Her French was rough & toothy.

Her hands were grabby & totally unsensual.

She was not able to follow instructions on my likes- Definite Language Comm Problem.

All in all, I was just itching to "be gone".

That only happened to me at Spring 1 time, which was also a "Recommendation".

Had I seen Mija / Lucky on the way out, I'd Have Told Her of my extreme Dissatisfaction.

Trust me She'll Hear Next Trip.

So No, MassageYes- She Is Not Worth It, Not Fun, Not a good value at all.

She is only slightly hot, but not enough to overcome her Lack Of Talent.

Kelly at Spring- A No Go!!

I unlike Mija- Cannot / do not Recommend Her.

Be Safe & Well.

Seek Happiness w / other providers.

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).[/QUOTE]I stopped in a few weeks back and yeah kelly is horrible, felt like a she had a mouth full of fish hooks. Tried to feel her pussy and she clamped her legs. All I could feel was her doctor J afro.

Does anyone know if Genie / Jenny is back at Happy spa? Last time I checked it was only Anna and Connie. Does she still work there or left for good?

Thanks and stay safe.

[QUOTE=Nemesis18;5384659]Does anyone know if Genie / Jenny is back at Happy spa? Last time I checked it was only Anna and Connie. Does she still work there or left for good?

Thanks and stay safe.[/QUOTE]Confirming that Jenny is back at Happy Spa. Not sure who else is there besides Jenny.

Checked on Spring Spa today, both Lily and Lucky are on vacation until June 19th.

[QUOTE=MrCoffee68;5386496]Checked on Spring Spa today, both Lily and Lucky are on vacation until June 19th.[/QUOTE]Any indication of who might be working. I was thinking of dragging my weary bones there this week, but outside Lucky and Lilly, I haven't really enjoyed the other girls.

[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;5386859]Any indication of who might be working. I was thinking of dragging my weary bones there this week, but outside Lucky and Lilly, I haven't really enjoyed the other girls.[/QUOTE]I called ahead to see if Lucky and Lily were working. I was told that both were both on vacation until the 19th. Some days you want a sure thing, so I didn't ask who was available.

[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;5386859]Any indication of who might be working. I was thinking of dragging my weary bones there this week, but outside Lucky and Lilly, I haven't really enjoyed the other girls.[/QUOTE]Sly & Guys,

I too wanted to go for session w / Lilly or Mija. That was last week.

Called ahead & was told (by this Kelly) that "the only girl working is new girl- Kelly".

She thought I wouldn't recognize her voice, but did.

Very Unusual to have Just 1 girl.

But after 1 Spring Misfire lately (w / Kelly- reviewed) , I just Took a Pass.

Be Safe & Well.

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).

I was planning on visiting Spring today, but with both of my regulars on vacation, I opted for Happy. No cars in the lot. When Momma let me in, I asked for Ginny. She said "new girl" who was standing there, I said never mind I will come back. Momma said stop, and she showed me into a room. About 5 minutes later, Ginny came in. She said she was sleeping, and momma woke her up for the appointment. Had a usual good massage and session with her.

New girl (I didn't get her name) was one of the most homely AMP provider I have ever seemed. She had to be late 50's, and was wearing a dress that was not flattering to her very ample figure, she also had a big hairy mole between her nose and upper lip. Had she walked in the room, I would have left.

Any news on whether either Lily or Lucky have returned?