True Provider Descriptions
True meaning of Stg provider descriptions. Feel free to add your own!! Came across this and made me laugh!!
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and Fat.
Petite: Short and Fat.
Fun sized: Usually short, always Fat.
BBW: Impossibly Fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From The Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally Black.
No AA: My pimp is Black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or black mailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here everyday and don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are 5 years old and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum motel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fu*ck me so hard.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.
They're Towing in Weathersfield
Just a heads up. I went to visit a friend for a hh and when I left to go to my car a tow truck driver was hitching my car. He said it was because I didn't have a permit. In all the years of visits I've done at that particular Silas deane motel it's never been a problem. Luckily he wasn't fully done and said he'd take a cash payment. After a frantic run to the gas station across the street I was able to pull the 1. 20 and I was on my way. Not sure if that's a new thing or I've just been lucky all this time. Either way, be warned!