Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[QUOTE=Hotguy18;2377351]This one. [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-girl-in-town/18712083[/URL].[/QUOTE]I hit up the glake apartments. The best part of everything was that I got talked into a half hour session not the hour I wanted. I saved $40. This girl is very sweet but nothing near the pics. Probably 40 years old and chunky. To the point when it's done I just want to get out of there. I was out in under ten minutes. I would not repeat unless I could guarantee a hot chick. At least I fulfilled my curiosity. Have fun boys and keep safe.

I have a great time at the Sunset spa. Definitely would go back again.

[QUOTE=Rabble;2382600]The older lady with the bolt ons is pretty good. (She isn't the mms though. That would be a short curly haired lady that always wears an apron) The menu with her goes all the way to dessert.

I have not seen ruby. Is she cute?[/QUOTE]Ah, well she was fun. Ruby had a good body, face has some road miles but I think she'd be a good time. Will be back there when time permits.

Itch needs to be scratched today. Would like to find something new, that diamond in the rough. Been to michs and besides jeanie nobody seems to do it for me there. Cozy seems to be a lot "older" lately and Pine is always a dissapointment.

Greentree is ok but have already run out of new talent. Place behind mitsu doesn't interest me so much.

Anybody know of a specific girl at one of these places to ask for? Tired of the same soup everyday. PM's are preferred please from seniors.

[QUOTE=JMarshall;2382563]Stopped in yesterday morning. The mms with the big cans gave me one of the most thorough ts and massage I've had in along time. Ruby came in right as I was getting dressed and flashed me her attributes as well. . 8 on the door and same for tip.[/QUOTE]Oh man, I got to go back then. I hit up Lux a couple weeks back, ended up getting one I'd not seen before (Jackie or something like that). Massage was decent, but she seemed REALLY paranoid even tho I explained how I was a frequent flier at Yun, Sky, and had been to Lux before as well (tho a few months between visits at least). I did all the usual moves (remove the towel, caressing her, she was pretty responsive etc) but she just kind of finished the massage and looked at me saying "all done". I guided her hand to the right spot, and she did make sure I was happy. Actual HE was far from the best I've had, bordering on almost painful she was jerking things around SO much. Just left her a standard tip, I guess I need to go back again to see some of the other talent. Given the other decent reports of late from Lux, I'm willing to chalk this up to just bad timing / wrong day and time or something, maybe hit her on an off day.

I have always had fun at both Pine and Cozy, but have not visited in some time.

With some of the posts here recently I am wondering if anyone could either post here, or PM me, with some updates of who is working where and any suggestions of favs.

I used to like seeing Gigi at Pine but she seems to be gone. Ginnie who used to be at Cozy was at Pine last time I was there, but it seemed like she was managing more than working.

I just want to get a quick lay of the land if someone has the time.

[QUOTE=ThickJake;2380254]Twice to greentree pkwy in LBV. Had 2 different providers, both standard finish. Like the pricing here, but girls could be younger / hotter I guess. In a pinch could be a fun regular place.
[/QUOTE]Have a link to an ad? That location *might* be convienent during lunch for me.

I only get a chance to do this 3 or 4 times a year, so I hope someone can help with a recommendation. Specifically with my favorite area, around Deerfield Rd.

I went to the former GQ twice last year. The first trip early in the year was AWESOME. Several months later, different woman and she told me business wasn't great. After her massage I understood why. Any chance things have improved at the former GQ?

How about more east of the former GQ? There's one place in a strip mall but nobody talks about it. Is it legit?

There's also a very low key place in an office building. I like how incredibly quiet it is and very little advertising. Usually good massage but it's a coin flip on the extras. I called late last year and they were "remodeling. " Still in business? Anybody been there lately?

Hope this isn't too vague. Of course, PMs are welcome. Thanks for the help.

And not in a good way. I guess I should clarify. Had two average experiences and one bad one. Just don't like the place. I've gone back every few months. Because I am stupid. Then, I ask myself: Why the hell did I come back?

As for the rest, read both this thread, the Mt Prospect thread, and the Chicago thread. People post in odd places. Bob.

[QUOTE=HoosierT;2396496]I only get a chance to do this 3 or 4 times a year, so I hope someone can help with a recommendation. Specifically with my favorite area, around Deerfield Rd.

I went to the former GQ twice last year. The first trip early in the year was AWESOME. Several months later, different woman and she told me business wasn't great. After her massage I understood why. Any chance things have improved at the former GQ?

How about more east of the former GQ? There's one place in a strip mall but nobody talks about it. Is it legit?

There's also a very low key place in an office building. I like how incredibly quiet it is and very little advertising. Usually good massage but it's a coin flip on the extras. I called late last year and they were "remodeling. " Still in business? Anybody been there lately?

Hope this isn't too vague. Of course, PMs are welcome. Thanks for the help.[/QUOTE]

New girl, Lucky, who has been at Pine 2 days. May stay the month. Top heavy, older, delightful body.

I put a post in the Mt. Prospect forum but no responses. Thought I would try here. Anybody have anything on this one. It appears to be new. I drove by just didn't have the time to stop. Did this place take the name of another place? It's at 847 w Dundee wheeling.

New girl at Michs is named Lucky also. Top heavy not too old.

Sara is the one she replaced for now.

Also heard Michs will be moving and doesn't sound like it will be Libertyville either. Not sure where but will let the board know once I hear more.

Enjoy while you can.

Be safe.

Joe.

They're moving? How soon? I'm going to miss the raccoon room: ].

[QUOTE=Joe6009;2400527]New girl at Michs is named Lucky also. Top heavy not too old.

Sara is the one she replaced for now.

Also heard Michs will be moving and doesn't sound like it will be Libertyville either. Not sure where but will let the board know once I hear more.

Enjoy while you can.

Be safe.

Joe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hammerhead2;2398592]New girl, Lucky, who has been at Pine 2 days. May stay the month. Top heavy, older, delightful body.[/QUOTE]Sounds like Sue? But Sue has been there for some time.

I have visited and did not see Lucky.

[QUOTE=BigWillie1111;2399466]I put a post in the Mt. Prospect forum but no responses. Thought I would try here. Anybody have anything on this one. It appears to be new. I drove by just didn't have the time to stop. Did this place take the name of another place? It's at 847 w Dundee wheeling.[/QUOTE]Nope, it's a new place. Thought it was a new name for a place that doesn't get any reviews, but it's actually on the west side of 83 and is a new spot. It's in the older / dumpier strip mall at 83/ Dundee.

Jacksplatted.

[QUOTE=JackSplatted;2401701]Nope, it's a new place. Thought it was a new name for a place that doesn't get any reviews, but it's actually on the west side of 83 and is a new spot. It's in the older / dumpier strip mall at 83/ Dundee.

Jacksplatted.[/QUOTE]Anyone been there yet? It's called Dundee Spa, its on backpage. I am either hitting there or Lux? Any suggestions?

There's a brand new AMP in Fox Lake.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-22-lk-_lake-spa_-l-k/26507036[/URL]

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-10-off-special-lake-spa-815-701-1000/26506972[/URL]

Lake Spa 31 Town Centre Ln. Fox Lake 815-701-1000.

Mon-Sat. 10:00 am-9:00 pm.

1 Hour $65 30 Min. $45 $28 FOOT MASSAGE 40 Min.

GRAND OPENING $10 OFF.

[QUOTE=Zeuss;2404407]There's a brand new AMP in Fox Lake.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-22-lk-_lake-spa_-l-k/26507036[/URL]

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-10-off-special-lake-spa-815-701-1000/26506972[/URL]

Lake Spa 31 Town Centre Ln. Fox Lake 815-701-1000.

Mon-Sat. 10:00 am-9:00 pm.

1 Hour $65 30 Min. $45 $28 FOOT MASSAGE 40 Min.

GRAND OPENING $10 OFF.[/QUOTE]I tried this place out yesterday. It was their first day open and I was thier very first costomer. Not very private, it's in an older strip mall between an Ace and a pet store. Very clean as it's all brand new. No shower, but I was told they may get one in the future. Massuse (lisa) was very pretty amd slim, looked late 20's-early 30's, and gave a very good massage. She was very nice, bubbly, and from what I could tell, she was the only one there. Which might cause problems if it gets busy. This place is too new to give a detailed report, as I don't want to hurt thier business or cause them trouble in their first week open. There was no pushing for a tip, but I did leave. 4. If I ever repeat, I think a. 4 tip is all I'll be leaving.

[QUOTE=MrLittle;2404763]I tried this place out yesterday. It was their first day open and I was thier very first costomer. Not very private, it's in an older strip mall between an Ace and a pet store. Very clean as it's all brand new. No shower, but I was told they may get one in the future. Massuse (lisa) was very pretty amd slim, looked late 20's-early 30's, and gave a very good massage. She was very nice, bubbly, and from what I could tell, she was the only one there. Which might cause problems if it gets busy. This place is too new to give a detailed report, as I don't want to hurt thier business or cause them trouble in their first week open. There was no pushing for a tip, but I did leave. 4. If I ever repeat, I think a. 4 tip is all I'll be leaving.[/QUOTE]Sounds like the same Lisa we already know (and love). The ad looks similar to Sunset in Gurnee. She's ambitious. I like that. I'll probably visit soon.

I decided to give Lux another chance. I had gone during the dry period and was turned off. Boy has things changed. I saw Jackie, who has HUGE tits BTW. I made clear what I was asking for and she didn't even ask for the $ until the end, and then I had to bring it up. She also brought the other girls, of which there are two new ones (Mini or Mimi & Anne or Annie). They looked great too, younger than Jackie (but she is still hot).

Go to Lux!

I wrote on the Mt. Prospect forum, around December, about my bad experience at Lux, like my 3rd one in a row. This time I had to go thought more security check that at an airport, all while naked. How's that for a nightmare scenario? All that for a massage that was lame and consisted mostly of changing towels from hot to cold to dry to wet. Other times I've gone and the MTs were pissed that I showed up in the early afternoon, like I was interrupting something more important in their lives than making money. I've written this place off, especially after their "new management" BS.

Yet I come on this forum since then and I see Lux, Lux, Lux. I'm old enough in this hobby to realize things change, luck of the draw, how you treat them, etc. But I can't believe I got 3 bad experiences over 2 years just by luck of the draw. Can anyone out there tell me they've had consistent good service from this place?

[QUOTE=Seldon69;2408181]I decided to give Lux another chance. I had gone during the dry period and was turned off. Boy has things changed. I saw Jackie, who has HUGE tits BTW. I made clear what I was asking for and she didn't even ask for the $ until the end, and then I had to bring it up. She also brought the other girls, of which there are two new ones (Mini or Mimi & Anne or Annie). They looked great too, younger than Jackie (but she is still hot).

Go to Lux![/QUOTE]

Excellent point. I went there once a couple years ago and it was awful. Your experience is typical of a lot of AMP's I visit. I don't plan on going back either.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2408460]I wrote on the Mt. Prospect forum, around December, about my bad experience at Lux, like my 3rd one in a row. This time I had to go thought more security check that at an airport, all while naked. How's that for a nightmare scenario? All that for a massage that was lame and consisted mostly of changing towels from hot to cold to dry to wet. Other times I've gone and the MTs were pissed that I showed up in the early afternoon, like I was interrupting something more important in their lives than making money. I've written this place off, especially after their "new management" BS.

Yet I come on this forum since then and I see Lux, Lux, Lux. I'm old enough in this hobby to realize things change, luck of the draw, how you treat them, etc. But I can't believe I got 3 bad experiences over 2 years just by luck of the draw. Can anyone out there tell me they've had consistent good service from this place?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2408460]I wrote on the Mt. Prospect forum, around December, about my bad experience at Lux, like my 3rd one in a row. This time I had to go thought more security check that at an airport, all while naked. How's that for a nightmare scenario? All that for a massage that was lame and consisted mostly of changing towels from hot to cold to dry to wet. Other times I've gone and the MTs were pissed that I showed up in the early afternoon, like I was interrupting something more important in their lives than making money. I've written this place off, especially after their "new management" BS.

Yet I come on this forum since then and I see Lux, Lux, Lux. I'm old enough in this hobby to realize things change, luck of the draw, how you treat them, etc. But I can't believe I got 3 bad experiences over 2 years just by luck of the draw. Can anyone out there tell me they've had consistent good service from this place?[/QUOTE]I made three stops at Lux early last summer when there were so many posts on here about how great it was. The first trip went ok with a HJ. Second visit the girl used a small hand towel to place on me wherever she was massaging. Never any skin to skin contact. I've never experienced that before. The third time there was so many personal questions asked I felt like I was being interrogated. Especially when I told the girl I work in insurance. Which is easier than explaining what I really do. But then she wanted me to give her an insurance quote right there while I'm naked on the table. Really? All of this after I made it abundantly clear that I was not LE. I think I'll pass on this round of great reviews of this place.

[QUOTE=Seldon69;2408181]I decided to give Lux another chance. I had gone during the dry period and was turned off. Boy has things changed. I saw Jackie, who has HUGE tits BTW. I made clear what I was asking for and she didn't even ask for the $ until the end, and then I had to bring it up. She also brought the other girls, of which there are two new ones (Mini or Mimi & Anne or Annie). They looked great too, younger than Jackie (but she is still hot).

Go to Lux![/QUOTE]I have always had good luck at lux. I think it depends on how you look and act. Some have told me I look like le and others just strip down right away and get to it. I have never been asked where I work there.

Hey, I'm always respectful, friendly and polite to the girls, even in the process of getting burned by them. And it's funny that you mentioned "look like LE". The story I just told about security while naked? She asked me about my job, what other spas I've been to, etc. Then she stops massaging, walks to the pegs on the wall, gets my pants and hands them to me. I thought she wanted her tip up front. As I started pulling money out, she says "insurance card". She looks at it and then wants my license, a credit card, my library card, and my membership card to the Mickey Mouse Club. I give her all this and ask Why. "You look like police. You police, right?" Now I'm back to explaining my job, strangling chickens for Colonel Sanders. And, massage was lame and service was nothing to brag about.

No, Lux is my kryptonite. You guys can have my share of the place.

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2409668]I have always had good luck at lux. I think it depends on how you look and act. Some have told me I look like le and others just strip down right away and get to it. I have never been asked where I work there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2409913]Hey, I'm always respectful, friendly and polite to the girls, even in the process of getting burned by them. And it's funny that you mentioned "look like LE". The story I just told about security while naked? She asked me about my job, what other spas I've been to, etc. Then she stops massaging, walks to the pegs on the wall, gets my pants and hands them to me. I thought she wanted her tip up front. As I started pulling money out, she says "insurance card". She looks at it and then wants my license, a credit card, my library card, and my membership card to the Mickey Mouse Club. I give her all this and ask Why. "You look like police. You police, right?" Now I'm back to explaining my job, strangling chickens for Colonel Sanders. And, massage was lame and service was nothing to brag about.

No, Lux is my kryptonite. You guys can have my share of the place.[/QUOTE]I can understand them being paranoid. I was shut down at a place in Crystal Lake but it was my fault. I gave no sign that I was not le so I blame myself for that one.

I just visited and posted on the Mt. P board if anyone is interested.

Michs is moving. Their building was sold, they don't know where they are going yet.

[QUOTE=RubAddicted;2413437]Michs is moving. Their building was sold, they don't know where they are going yet.[/QUOTE]When will the final date at the current location be?

[QUOTE=RubAddicted;2413437]Michs is moving. Their building was sold, they don't know where they are going yet.[/QUOTE]They should move into the old Dragon Spa. I drove by it today and it's still vacant. That place was awesome.

[QUOTE=OPIllini;2413989]When will the final date at the current location be?[/QUOTE]Today is Mich's last day! Not sure where their new location will be or when.

I wrote a review on Lux last summer on another board. Just thought I'd add my. 02.

I went on a random week day and was met by a very familiar mamasan. She said that all the girls were booked and it would be about a 30 min wait. I said I would come back another day. She said she would do massage. I thought, "Why not?" because this is the mamasan with the huge tatas.

She gave a great massage and then nice Russian finish. I tried to tip her well, but she wouldn't take it! LOL! She said come back and tip the other girls well. I never did go back because all the reviews were so bad after that.

Might have to give it another shot.

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2416013]I wrote a review on Lux last summer on another board. Just thought I'd add my. 02.

I went on a random week day and was met by a very familiar mamasan. She said that all the girls were booked and it would be about a 30 min wait. I said I would come back another day. She said she would do massage. I thought, "Why not?" because this is the mamasan with the huge tatas.

She gave a great massage and then nice Russian finish. I tried to tip her well, but she wouldn't take it! LOL! She said come back and tip the other girls well. I never did go back because all the reviews were so bad after that.

Might have to give it another shot.[/QUOTE]Mamasan tatas was a dream! She gave the best BBBJ cim of any asian. Her FS was very good too. She's long gone though man.

Anna told me about a new girl that just started last week. She works Fridays and Sundays.

I haven't been going to Anna's for a while now ever since Lisa's attitude changed.

Going to have to give this new girl a shot. I will report back.

GG.

Hit up sunset on the search to get another great massage from Lisa. She was not there. Lady I had I think name was Tina said Lisa does not work there anymore. She said chicago. Not sure or may be at the new place in fox lake according to another post. Massage was good. Not the best. Sort of ruined the mood when I'm laying on table with towel. She say how you like. I say hard. She say $10 more. I say no. She brings in sign. I say no just do light then I already paid $60. She gave a decently hard massage. Standard finish.

Some places charge more for "deep tissue". I don't see that as too much but looks like it here.

[QUOTE=BigWillie1111;2419142]Hit up sunset on the search to get another great massage from Lisa. She was not there. Lady I had I think name was Tina said Lisa does not work there anymore. She said chicago. Not sure or may be at the new place in fox lake according to another post. Massage was good. Not the best. Sort of ruined the mood when I'm laying on table with towel. She say how you like. I say hard. She say $10 more. I say no. She brings in sign. I say no just do light then I already paid $60. She gave a decently hard massage. Standard finish.[/QUOTE]

I went to Anna's today to see the new girl Jessica as I said earlier this week. I can tell you that it was a VERY weird time, because:

1. Her massage was a 2/10 at BEST, which tells me she hasn't been in this industry for a long time. It literally felt like I was the 3rd person in her life that she's ever massaged.

2. I paid for an hour, but the flip was at about 20 minutes into the session.

3. She was very open minded, and was actually not bad at providing HE although she used excessive amount of lotion / oil on my MiniMe, which was quite annoying.

4. I still had 30 minutes left after, and she just literally "touched" my legs for the remainder of the time.

5. She promised me something more fun if and when I come back.

I say that it was weird because her massage was so bad but she was never awkward in providing HE.

Age about mid 30's, looks 5/10, massage 2/10.

Damage. 6 + . 4.

Stay safe.

GG.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2419381]Some places charge more for "deep tissue". I don't see that as too much but looks like it here.[/QUOTE]Quite a few legit places charge extra for Deep tissue. I have learned from a Chinese friend MT that a deep tissue massage is quite difficult for the MT to do. Last night she was telling me she did a Korean woman who kept yelling "Harder! Harder! The place was one of those $29 foot massage places. $43 for 90 minutes. She gave the woman a 90 minute deep tissue massage and got a $4 tip. Thats right. Four Dollars. She was crying about how much pain she was in. Friday or Saturday, she might have 8 or 9 (legit) customers. The point being, it is crap pay for totally exhausting work. So the upcharge for deep tissue is nothing more than recognition that it is really tough on the MT.

As a side note, I tip $40 for an hour "foot" massage. (Remember, usually, they keep half the door fee and 100% of the tip.) I assure you if you tip well, you will be their friend for life. On a practical level, it also means free sex on their day off. Bob.

I was told her prior job did not involve massage. I have no first hand data to support this. Just second hand trash talk from another MT. Next time avoid the massage part of the session. Concentrate on point #5. Bring your own supplies and extra cash. I would bet she will be trying to line up a date with you. Like Vicky used to do. Also do not expect her to stay long. She is most likely adding names for her address book. Get her WeChat info. Bob.

[QUOTE=GreatGatsby;2422957]I went to Anna's today to see the new girl Jessica as I said earlier this week. I can tell you that it was a VERY weird time, because:

1. Her massage was a 2/10 at BEST, which tells me she hasn't been in this industry for a long time. It literally felt like I was the 3rd person in her life that she's ever massaged.

2. I paid for an hour, but the flip was at about 20 minutes into the session.

3. She was very open minded, and was actually not bad at providing HE although she used excessive amount of lotion / oil on my MiniMe, which was quite annoying.

4. I still had 30 minutes left after, and she just literally "touched" my legs for the remainder of the time.

5. She promised me something more fun if and when I come back.

I say that it was weird because her massage was so bad but she was never awkward in providing HE.

Age about mid 30's, looks 5/10, massage 2/10.

Damage. 6 + . 4.

Stay safe.

GG.[/QUOTE]

I had an errand to run up North, and figured I would give the new place in FL a try. [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-22-lk-_lake-spa_-l-k/26507036[/URL] As described before, very large place, no table shower offered. Younger MS asked if I wanted an hour, and I did. Jenny was introduced to me, probably 30, average to good looking. Got undressed and on the table. Massage was great, very good pressure, hit all the tight spots, but not a lot of play when near the boys so I was a beginning to worry. I was in need of a massage anyway, so if it did not lead to He I was not going to fret. Got a hot towel, wiped me down, then flipped. I slid off the towel, and she did a very good job from there. No discussion, nothing beyond a Hand Shake. 65/40 left happy. I will return.