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Qtwin,

And just imagine how much piss you inhaled as those urine fumes also wafted up your nose. "Larceny has is drawbacks" :-)

[QUOTE=Qjwin]I remember a few years ago I visited the local AMP in Milwaukee (it's now defunct).
Anyhoo, I remember I was in the sauna chilling out but had to piss in a bad way. So I decide to piss on the hot rocks in the corner of the sauna. Unfortunately the piss smell ended up wafting out into the entire AMP and I could hear the gals bemoaning the smell in some exotic Asian language! I was quietly laughing my azz off! The cool thing is that they never directly accused me. The smell was pretty bad b/c the hot rocks basically gave off a lot of steam as it was, so the urine mixing in with the steam seemed to fill up the whole AMP.
I still laugh to myself about that little incident.

Stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]

THAT WAS YOU????????? you son of a $#%$^!!!!! All this time I thought that smell was wafting from the little asian tugging my henry :P

[QUOTE=Mr Palmtrees]
Aff is kind of a drag...you have to pay and men out number the women 500 to .5
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This doesn't seem to encouraging, but Congratulations on your findings in the personals and chat rooms you must be in the top ten like Lefty was to this board also we can assume that most of encounters from the personals or chat rooms are freebies just waiting to be plucked from the vine and swept into to the bedroom.

I think one of the biggest problems I have is being spoiled on the pay for play women. Yes, even the bar time SW's at 2:00AM in the morning could be considered professional entertainers. They jump in your vehicle with no fear in there eyes and start entertaining with body language and words and seducing me into giving them $$ for there sexual service. To me that is a completely different type of woman that you meet in the personals on the web but maybe I am dead wrong about this and another thing dose age difference or appearance make any difference to the professional entertainer.

As I read some of the female personals most are very demanding bit**es on what thy expect to meet. (you already know the story)

For myself I am waiting a few weeks and going to try the casino again last time I was down there I noticed several women in there 30's to 50's age group (but in good body shape) sitting alone by the machines and in the lower sports bar area making eye contact at male passers by. Could this be opportunity knocking or just my imagination.

Man! The Mil-wh0re-kee streets are empty these days. But I did pick up a Mary, a 30s woman on the N side for some great suck n spit. Her tits were ginormous, so I'll be watching for her again for sure.

Craven

Just a little feeaked out. Met a new woman on AFF, mid forties, BRAND NEW, on AFF. She came to my place second day of talking. Fantastic sex, but, the second round, I was pounding her doggy and told her I wanted her to drink me...she said to just keep going...ok fine...so I shot my load into the condom; or so I thought. when I pulled out, it was broken...FUCKKKKK. Neither of us acknowlegded it. I just hope to fucking god she is fixed:s Just kind of felt a need to get this off my mind..its not like I have friends I can just say "hey I fucked a chick off the internet and my condom broke" Anyone else experience this????? I certainly hope not with a SW(I never fuck them, they are oral only for me)

[QUOTE=Member #1342]After numerous attempts I finally found someone on Yahoo chat. .[/QUOTE]That is wonderful. It is one of my fantasies, finding someone in the chat room. Unfortunately, for some reason I can't get yahoo chatrooms on my Mac.

This is a really great and informative board, glad I found it!

Does Milwaukee have any hourly hotels on the northside? I'm looking for something really cheap. Anybody know of any (I. E. Location, price, etc.)? Last weekend went to Tommy's and Cheetah Club. They both had some thick brickhouse sistas dancing. Anybody else like that type? I can't get enough of them. Who is your favorite if you do go to these joints? Are there other places in milwaukee I should be checking out for the black women? Thanks.

I met my latest female from Yahoo on last Thursday. She is from Stoughton. If any senior members want more info get back to me.

[QUOTE=Eddie Haskell] Met a new woman on AFF, mid forties, BRAND NEW, on AFF. She came to my place second day of talking. Fantastic sex, but, the second round, I was pounding her doggy and told her I wanted her to drink me...she said to just keep going...ok fine...so I shot my load into the condom; or so I thought. when I pulled out, it was broken...FUCKKKKK. Neither of us acknowlegded it. I just hope to fucking god she is fixed:s Just kind of felt a need to get this off my mind..its not like I have friends I can just say "hey I fucked a chick off the internet and my condom broke" Anyone else experience this????? I certainly hope not with a SW(I never fuck them, they are oral only for me)[/QUOTE]

Eddie, sounds like this gal needs some counseling. Give me her phone number & I will take care of it.

CM

[QUOTE=Eddie Haskell]Just a little feeaked out. Met a new woman on AFF, mid forties, BRAND NEW, on AFF. She came to my place second day of talking. Fantastic sex, but, the second round, I was pounding her doggy and told her I wanted her to drink me...she said to just keep going...ok fine...so I shot my load into the condom; or so I thought. when I pulled out, it was broken...FUCKKKKK. Neither of us acknowlegded it. I just hope to fucking god she is fixed:s Just kind of felt a need to get this off my mind..its not like I have friends I can just say "hey I fucked a chick off the internet and my condom broke" Anyone else experience this????? I certainly hope not with a SW(I never fuck them, they are oral only for me)[/QUOTE]I had a similar incident happen to me.

I was doing this female real good mish. I told her I was almost ready. But instead of blowing in the condom, I quickly pulled out and blew a healthy load all over her face. Boy did that feel great! That's what she gets for having her eyes closed. She did get upset and tried to squeeze my cock, but it was worth it. I just told her to shut the f up and deal with it, but in my nice tone.

Guess our tales weren't that similar after all.

Happened to me a few times in the past until I discovered Trojan Magnums. Not one of those has ever exploded.

Ditto on the magnums. Every other kind break after the third thrust. Tried the extra strength ones but they were like wearing an inner tube around my member. Magnums are great. I don't nail SWs anymore either. BJ only. Not completely risk free but better. I say this because one night when I just got out of college I had one slurping away and things were going great. I was wasted out of my mind and said some things I should not have said. She bit the shit out of me. Drew blood and everything! I have been a much more polite person ever since.

[QUOTE=PhatCat]Does Milwaukee have any hourly hotels on the northside? I'm looking for something really cheap. Anybody know of any (I. E. Location, price, etc.)? Last weekend went to Tommy's and Cheetah Club. They both had some thick brickhouse sistas dancing. Anybody else like that type? I can't get enough of them. Who is your favorite if you do go to these joints? Are there other places in milwaukee I should be checking out for the black women? Thanks.[/QUOTE]

The hourly motels seem to be disappearing over the last few years there was one on Appleton Ave at Silverspring but it now seems to be a full $45. also did you check out Stargazers strip club?

Now on a different subject, Maybe we should be thinking about having the new non prescription morning after pill to give her in those instances or when you cant get out in time. One of my regular contacts has her tubes tied so she says and way past 40 age. Just love that BB ride.

Is StarGazers an all black club like Cheetah & Tommy's? Do they have some thicker women in there? I have never checked it out, but would like to. I know Cheetah & Tommy's is pretty high mileage, but how about Stargazers?

[QUOTE=BigGuyMke]Ditto on the magnums. Every other kind break after the third thrust. Tried the extra strength ones but they were like wearing an inner tube around my member. Magnums are great. I don't nail SWs anymore either. BJ only. Not completely risk free but better. I say this because one night when I just got out of college I had one slurping away and things were going great. I was wasted out of my mind and said some things I should not have said. She bit the shit out of me. Drew blood and everything! I have been a much more polite person ever since.[/QUOTE]

You guys ought to let her get wet first. Then you won't be busting all the condoms. If not, get some lube.