General Reports

First of all... BOP, my friend, let me just say, SCORE! You have the best damn luck with these chicks. It sucks that she ran off to the pipe so fast, but good on ya for gettin it while the gettin was good!

Now... for the educational portion of this evenings ramblings. If you see a chick on the North stroll with short blondish hair and facial jewelry, answering to the name of Kristina or Kandy - depending on her mood (and it changed many times in the minutes we were together) - RUN, DO NOT WALK, RUN the other direction as FAST AS YOU CAN. Talk about SCARY. Looks really good from the street. Not bad once in the car. Price is "right." But, as the man once said, you get what you pay for. Got to the room and it was one of those "what have I gotten myself into." First, she grabbed my phone and started trying to call people on it. Had to take it from her as she did not want to give it back. Then, when she took her clothes off, we started the "spider bites" routine to explain the sores. I politely declined and SHE HAS THE NERVE to start the "I'll scream rape if you don't pay anyway" routine. I told her to scream all she wanted. She said, "what about your wife. You got a ring, she'll leave your ass." I just laughed in her face, left her a $5 for her "trouble" and walked out. She didn't follow, but I was real cautious driving after that, looking for any followers.

So, seriously, watch out for this chick. She's not worth it, no matter how good the street view is!

Thanks for the heads up ICT.

Saves the next guy some unneeded drama.

I was laughing hard as I read that as Im an animal lover with 2 dogs a 2 cats. I think the idea of herding them let alone just asking them to do a dam thing is in impossible. Thats why I have 2 dogs. At least they care what I have to say and I can take them for walks and so forth.

I agree you have to live by Jacksons Rules for Mongering and Always control your environment no matter what or you will get hammered sooner or later.

By the way heres some cat herding BOP--lol.

Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=Bird of Prey]I get a number of welcomed personal messages each week, typically asking about specific girls or events. The most recent one I received clarified my thoughts on a main segment of our hobby... the Street Girls...

There is no defining the future in fu*king crack ho's except that there will be the fu*king of crack ho's in the future!

They can't control the pipe and we can't control them.

Therefore planning on fu*cking any particular crack ho... at any particular time is much like herding cats!

I know when I get up in the morning, I'm going to dipping my wick in one of them sometime during that day. Which one it will be is a surprise and A GIVEN FACT for both of us! They know they are goingto be fu*king someone(s). The one(s) on this given day, just happens to be me (and others).

Re-read and learn to live by the Rules of Mongering. (I prefer to call them the "22 Commandments of Mongering".) If you don't, you will be fu*cked but certainly not in the way you intend![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bird of Prey]Crack is the devil incarnate.[/QUOTE]Indeed. The word I use is "corrosive" - it burns them, slowly but surely. And sometimes, not that slowly.

One can't "save" anyone with an addiction. They have to hit, ummm, rock bottom and come to the realization that "this isn't working, I have to do something different". Until then, Lord Rock is the only thing that matters.

I think I saw her over by Mike's Steakhouse a day or two ago. Wearing a tight blue-green top and blue jeans. Didn't notice the facial jewelry, but she looked good enough from a distance I figured she was friends with Leo and passed on by.

[QUOTE=ICTPussHound]Now. For the educational portion of this evenings ramblings. If you see a chick on the North stroll with short blondish hair and facial jewelry, answering to the name of Kristina or Kandy. Depending on her mood (and it changed many times in the minutes we were together). RUN, DO NOT WALK, RUN the other direction as FAST AS YOU CAN. Talk about SCARY. Looks really good from the street. Not bad once in the car. Price is "right. " But, as the man once said, you get what you pay for. Got to the room and it was one of those "what have I gotten myself into. " First, she grabbed my phone and started trying to call people on it. Had to take it from her as she did not want to give it back. Then, when she took her clothes off, we started the "spider bites" routine to explain the sores. I politely declined and SHE HAS THE NERVE to start the "I'll scream rape if you don't pay anyway" routine. I told her to scream all she wanted. She said, "what about your wife. You got a ring, she'll leave your ass. " I just laughed in her face, left her a $5 for her "trouble" and walked out. She didn't follow, but I was real cautious driving after that, looking for any followers.

So, seriously, watch out for this chick. She's not worth it, no matter how good the street view is! [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bird of Prey]For a crumb the size of a grain of sand... they will lie; steal; leave their children, husband, mom or dad. They will take it in every hole, with no thought for their safty or yours (meaning any and everyone to follow); they will live on the street or under a bridge going for days without a change of clothes let alone a shower or food, water or rest.

Crack is the devil incarnate. There is nothing one won't do for the next hit.[/QUOTE]

Agreed. This reminds me of the anti-meth ads that the state of Montana created.

[url=http://screencast.com/t/aM1tmfJudoS]15 bucks for sex isn't normal[/url]

Since the State of Montana has been so kind as to fix prices, I'm seriously considering relocating!

But only because I found a real life spinner!

[url]http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1820686[/url]

I was merely making a passing comment about street girls. I didn't intend to turn our happy blog of sexual adventures into a litiny of drug debasement. Let's regroup and return to the lies we all spread about the size of our sexual organs.

(The only thing shorter than IctTravelers' attention span is his d*ck! He claims to be effected by a change in his meds, but for decades they've always just called it premature ejaculation!!!!) :> :>

I agree BOP, lets get off the details of the crack ho's situation. Life is to short to worry about the social impact of what is happining to these girls. Unless you are selling it to them, you can't be at fault for what they are doing.

On a lighter note. Much has been said about some of the members weight situation so I have decided to change my attituted. I don't mind sleeping on an empty belly, as long is it's not mine.

Let's work on the best slogan I have heard yet. "NEXT".

Have a great weekend, and share any success stories with the group.

Advisor.

That was funny and one very bored woman--hahaha. We have lots of malls here but I have never seen that. My dumb azz used to slide down the stairs on the rail --tell me that wasnt stupid. Good thing I didnt damage the jewels back in the day.

Have a great day guys..

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Icttraveler]But only because I found a real life spinner!

[url]http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1820686[/url][/QUOTE]

From my perspective, it's not premature. It's Just In Time!

I always tell the ladies Im with its not my fault if I shoot first we both started at the same time its not my fault I crossed the "finish" line first. Hehehehe

They of course get a laugh out of it also. But hey its about me for the next 30 years or so this go around.

Happy Hunting..



[QUOTE=Icttraveler]From my perspective, it's not premature. It's Just In Time![/QUOTE]

Since my operation and radiation, it's been impossible for me to "cum" during intercourse. Don't miss-understand my meaning. I get all the pleasures of bj's & fu*king except the "spurting". (Too much info, huh? Read on it gets better.)

Last year, I would go street mongering with a friend. When we picked up a ho we would begin asking her questions about her abilities in the BJ dept.

Most would immediately begin bragging about getting most guys off in just a few minutes or less. I would then negotiate a bet with the girl. If she could get me off in 10 minutes or less, she would win two jacksons. If she didn't, she had to fu*k us both for the forty.

Only once did we get turned down. Never did the ho win the bet. Never did one really feel cheated or fail to laugh when we told them what the real deal was. Everyone got off during the encounter and many became regulars that are around today. They just don't wager with me anymore!

I think you could do that just about anywhere. Heck we would all have to buy you a beer in that case. Can you imagine how much azzz we all would get with that little wager going on. You are right though they all say they are the chief head nurses and its the best in town. So sad half of them dont have a dam clue what they are doing. When you do find one thats good at it you make sure you keep track of her as best as you can.

Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=Bird of Prey]Since my operation and radiation, it's been impossible for me to "cum" during intercourse. Don't miss-understand my meaning. I get all the pleasures of bj's & fu*king except the "spurting". (Too much info, huh? Read on it gets better.)

Last year, I would go street mongering with a friend. When we picked up a ho we would begin asking her questions about her abilities in the BJ dept.

Most would immediately begin bragging about getting most guys off in just a few minutes or less. I would then negotiate a bet with the girl. If she could get me off in 10 minutes or less, she would win two jacksons. If she didn't, she had to fu*k us both for the forty.

Only once did we get turned down. Never did the ho win the bet. Never did one really feel cheated or fail to laugh when we told them what the real deal was. Everyone got off during the encounter and many became regulars that are around today. They just don't wager with me anymore![/QUOTE]