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I learned a long time ago that everything before the 'but' is bullshit - as in the sentence "pardon my candor, BUT fuck you" :-)

[QUOTE=clarence]I learned a long time ago that everything before the 'but' is bullshit - as in the sentence "pardon my candor, BUT fuck you" :-)[/QUOTE]

You mean "pardon my LACK OF candor..." Please quote me properly!

Today I had a lunch appointment and I see 4 girls out. One fugly and psycho looking on Main. Two by the Wendy's. One thin and seemingly young and good looking, the other is Barbie. The fourth is a BSW who is scary.

Another mongerer almost crashed into me (watch it dude), because he turns his head almost all the way around to follow Barbie. He crosses the line and I, using good defensive driving, avoid an accident. I am not pissed. Shit happens and no one was hurt. Barbie waves at me (I hate when SWs do that). The other mongerer pulls over. While he is tracking Barbie, the other (thin young girl) walks up to his vehicle and taps on the window. He, appropriately accepts the gift and drives off with her.

How about a report dude? She looked like she had potential.

I decide to call late on the lunch meeting and take Barbie for a 15 minute dipstick test. I also want to know who the other girl was. She says she does not know. But, she knows how to work the stick and when I finish, she swallows it all like a champ.

By the way, it looks like someone has been using her as a punching bag. I ask her about it but she denies it. She "had a fall."

It's cold out. But the hardworking girls are not dissuaded!

Hey Garthy; You're right about Angela, WOW whata couple of months on crack have done to that chick, she went from pretty, and tight to a street hag.

Yup. And she spends all $ on crack, cocaine, heroine and the "3 for a dollar" vitamin water from the dollar store. She has lesions all over her hands, arms and face now. She is (as I said before) taking the express bus to "Country" territory.

I have stopped playing with her. One, she kinda disgusts me now. And Two, she would just spend whatever she gets from me on speeding her destruction.

Oh, if you noticed, she is also now sxtraordinarily paranoid and she sees shit that isn't there and hears people talking to her who aren't there either.

Sad.

When I saw her the other day I would'nt even let her in the car, too SCARY for me, disease written all over that. Might go back to Ansonia next week, really wanna try out Kim

Okay I broke with tradition and picked up Stephanie. She must have dropped about 15 - 20 lbs because her big butt was gone. She was dressed up like a schoolgirl (complete iwth backpack). She caught my eye because I saw her figure from the rear. I was surprised it was Steph. Picked her up. She started with a sob story (really, a sad story from Stephanie?). I got to business pretty quickly with her. Partly out of curiosity, partly out of fear, I had her pull her pants down and she bent over me, ass in the air. Well, she certainly didn't have the toxic **** of death today, but that pie hole of hers still stinks, so I stayed clear of it after that. Got a decent and quick CBJ (both of us rushing, I think). She did not like the taste of the condom. Oh well. Set me back $20.

Then, a short time after that, on Belmont is my favorite Angelina Jolie look-a-like, back from rehab and just fresh from church with her family. She has a short haircut and just a hint of a midrift in her Sunday best. Well, I HAVE TO pick her up. We catch-up. She is so fucking beautiful when she is clean. She starts sucking on my cock while I am driving. I did not think I would do a round two, but she is worth it. I take us someplace nice and we get reacquainted. Man oh man oh man! She is on her own level when it comes to SWs. This girl could, if she didn't fuck-up her own life all the time, get any man she wants. She could be a model or anything else she wants because who could refuse her? She even has a personality. You get the idea-- she's just a really pretty/sexy/downright smoking hot girl. (Alas, another one Brotherstrang should just fucking settle down with-- she is even the right nationality)

Sad but true, I kinda dig her and I will NOT throw money at her and have her end up back at detox. (She deserves a little church time with her family). Yes, I have her digits, but will not share for the same reason.

But if you find her on your own, you can make your own rules.

The streets of springfield were dead all night long. The only soul that was stirring was Rose on saturday nite and early sunday morning. 9am sunday morning Barbis boyfriend is running down main street screaming my name. he has country in tow, he begs me to give the 2 of them a ride up to oakland street, ok I can do that but then country starts crying that she wants to take a ride with me. OH HELL NO!!! I told her that I know she is sick and what she has and she does not deny it. And I also told Barbis b/f if he keeps on beating her I will be beating him. Enough of that I caught stephanie about noon took her down into longghetto to sample her oral talent, she kept saying that we could goto her place and be comfy. Not a good idea because she lives right next door to the crack houses on Belmont and I am not leaving my rolling love shack on that street unattended, besides there is plenty of room right there to get my ass comfy. Angela was MIA all weekend... Maybe she is recovering from the pounding you gave her pussy all week Garthy. As for Miss. Jolie she is all yours bro. I will keep working my points with Sarah, she is getting tired of the streets.

BS

[QUOTE=BrotherStrang]Enough of that I caught stephanie about noon took her down into longghetto to sample her oral talentBS[/QUOTE]

As long as that stink didn't come from you, my brother!

PS: Barbi's boyfriend deserves a beating or a round in his ass.

I only checked her oral hygiene I did not dine at the all you can eat buffet.

Watching the news the other night...funding for the State Troopers to return to "assist" SFLDPD patrol streets is back. They are planning quickly to get back out there. Also be weary if you are out drinking and looking. Many OUI road blocks have been set up. The last was in Hadley (route 9) and before that Chicopee (route 33).

Use the big head first!

Yes, there were a lot of cruisers out there today, but there were also a lot girls. One of my all time favorites is back and I can never resist her.

By the way, for those of you who are interested in such petty things; it looks like I will not be owing Mario a C-note. I saw Nikki out today. I happened to have a few friends in my car when I was driving down Belmont and there she was, waving her hands at me (& jumping up and down screaming). No one else in my vehicle seemed to notice (thank god!). Now I have not picked up that skanky piece of trash in a long time. But I did make that bet with Mario that she was NOT leaving town as she had promised so many. Oh well, I guess Springfield's town rating will just have to suffer for a little while longer.

I've been away from the area for about six months.

Anyone have a field report on the situation at Mardi Gras?

No... not THAT Sarah. A much worse one. Picked up a girl, late 20s early 30s named Sarah. Brown hair, cute face, too bundled up to tell much else. She gave a pretty shitty bbbj and started in on the "are you going to cum yet? Don't cum in my mouth" shit about 3 minutes in. She also looked at me like it was MY fault every time another car drove by. It only took her a couple minutes more before she decided to give up. Of course, she blames me because she's bad at her "job". I hate that shit. I've never been mean to a SW before, but I was seriously considering making her walk back to downtown. She was really bitchy about the whole thing. Highly not recommended. Not a bad looking girl, but VERY VERY bad attitude and crappy performance.

The title is a goof on "My Name is Earl" because I was cheated out of my kharma!

Late at night and two pretty cute young girls are hanging out by the Shell station. I pull in and ask the prettier of the two if she needs a ride. Yes, she does. She and her friend (who is crying). It seems these two very attractive young girls were invited to a party by a male friend who took off when he realized that there was no poon in his future. I ask where they need a ride to. The prettier one tells me. Let's just say they both need to get back to a pretty famous all girl's college. (yeah, I know, there's TWO of them). It is late and I really don't want to drive that far, but what the heck...

So, I become instant saviour. I hear the whole story. The prettier one finds a station she likes on my radio and the ride is filled with stories about the two friends and song. I get them safely back to their apartment. The girl who was crying had the best singing voice and asks if there is anything they can do for me (images come rushing into my head). I ask for a beer. That gets me into their humble studio apartment and a Heineken.

We chat a little bit longer. Then the diva sits on the prettier one's lap and plants a kiss on her lips. Just a kiss, no groping or making out. It was a message not a tease-- you Mr. Garthy, are getting none of this beaver sir...

So, I eventually take my leave. Yeah, we swap digits just in case they ever need an older chauffeur. Don't get me wrong, I did not give up SO easily, but it was just not to be. So, I leave my good deed with a raging hard-on.

Where's the justice in that?

[QUOTE=Garthy]Where's the justice in that?[/QUOTE]

it shows you are a good guy