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I've never been a big fan of the strip clubs because little mwm doesn't like to be teased and not pleased. He leaves the club very angry at me. There were a few clubs in Detroit back in the 90's that were different. I'd go there with my buddy who would bring a box of new CD's (Music CD's not cross dressers) and hook up the manager, doorman and especialy the DJ with a bunch of new tunes and they would treat us like kings when I was with him...free admission, no drink minimum, free drinks thanks to the manager and free dances thanks to the DJ.

So my friend was not a monger, he had a super hot girlfriend or two at all times. He knew I'd been married a while and he told me the first time we went that extras were available in the back room. $50 for a quick bj, $100 for a quick fuck and suck...bingo. Needless to say, I went back with him more than a dozen times over a 3-4 year period. Then the city shut down the extras due to a mayoral race and it was over.

If there were clubs like that in Chicago, I would go but alas no such luck.

I agree with Ms Lady I'd rather give 40-80 roses to a sw for real action that give it to a dancer for just a dry hump. Protitution should be LEGALIZED! As for chitown hustla I think your'e a racist for calling brown-skinned people n*ggers and sp*cs. That type of attitude will not be tolerated on the forum!

Ok. I need to get into Mrs. Lady kiss up line for those special favors. LOL
I do enjoy reading your reports Mrs Lady.
But, on the subject of strip clubs/escorts/sw's. I enjoy all of them although I do not frequently use escorts due to their pricing levels. Notice I said "not frequently". I will still do that from time to time when traveling.
I also enjoy the SC's or in the Chicagoland area the Lingerie bars. There are many times I start there for some beers and laps before going out to monger on the street. Once in a while I have hooked up with one of the Dancers and that has always been interesting.
We are all different and we all enjoy different experiences.
But the the key to it all is to play safe and enjoy
Enjoy!

Joe, I suspect you'll be kept at the back of the line if you call her Mrs., unless I'm mistaken and she recently married. Do you think she would have considered one of us mongers to be husband material???? ;-}

[QUOTE=Joe Hart]Ok. I need to get into Mrs. Lady kiss up line for those special favors. LOL
I do enjoy reading your reports Mrs Lady.
But, on the subject of strip clubs/escorts/sw's. I enjoy all of them although I do not frequently use escorts due to their pricing levels. Notice I said "not frequently". I will still do that from time to time when traveling.
I also enjoy the SC's or in the Chicagoland area the Lingerie bars. There are many times I start there for some beers and laps before going out to monger on the street. Once in a while I have hooked up with one of the Dancers and that has always been interesting.
We are all different and we all enjoy different experiences.
But the the key to it all is to play safe and enjoy
Enjoy![/QUOTE]

There once was a poster named Lady

Whose past was more than a little shady.

But when HG stuck it in,

She rolled her head back and said with a grin:

"Stay safe, strap up and f*** me..."

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[QUOTE=HappyGardener]There once was a poster named Lady

Whose past was more than a little shady.

But when HG stuck it in,

She rolled her head back and said with a grin:

"Stay safe, strap up and f*** me..."[/QUOTE]


Still laughing at that one....

OK, enough about the race issue. Back to what we are her for. It's been 10 days since anyone posted about an actual working girl (Pretty Boy on 9/4). So on Tuesday I decided to go out and cruise. I haven't been out for a cruise in a while and the weather was nice. Hit Cicero and 47th and did not see much out there. After an hour I spot a cute tall blonde about 30 y/o 4 blocks west of Pulaski. Looks good from a distance, not so good from 100 feet away and I almost bailed. She gets in my car and she actually was cuter up close than from 100 feet away. How often does that happen? Her name is Chris and she's cute but she's got a few miles on her. She wants $50 for a bbbj and I counter with $30 and she reluctantly agrees. Unzip and she says it will be $20 more to catch...back to the $50...WTF! I counter with $40 total and were off. She goes to work and is very skilled at her job and gets me off much quiker than usual. No phone but she says she's out every day after 3PM, late afternoon and evenings on 47th. However, I have never seen her before. She's about 5'9", blonde, thin but not crack skinny and cute. I would repeat. Her name is Chris, but she's not the same Chris some of us know who used to live in Oak Park. This Chris is cuter and takes the money shot well. I picked her up about 1 PM. She said the 7AM to 3PM police shift is the toughest on the girls which is why she normally only comes out afetr 3PM.

Hi, Guys,

I am going to be in town visiting from PA next week. I will be staying 1 mile north east of the Midway Airport. Any recomendatons for ladies in that area? I look forward to your feedback.

I've checked history and haven't found anything on The Admiral Theatre. I see the ad in the Sun Times all the time. Can anyone enlighten me as to what this former adult theatre is doing now?

Stinky Out

It's been a while since I visited. It's claim to fame was having 'name' porn stars come in weekly and having a lot of no-names/amateurs stripping. And, of course, the primary thing for the theater's cashflow was "private/table dances."

All in all not a lot of bang for the buck. Certainly not literally.

Located in a densely populated area with lots of commercial traffic on both Lawrence Pulaski Aves it's a pain to find parking.

All in all its 'glory days' (with big name porn stars/strippers etc.) are LONG gone. Unless you live in the area it's likely you'll find more enjoyment (mebbe even 'takeout') and 'more bang for the buck' in outlying strip clubs.

See Feast's post on 9/12 on the Minneapolis/St. Paul board. He got a citation for "loitering" when he stopped to chat with an attractive young woman standing by the curb. You may find the ensuing advice in the subsequent posts to be of interest as well. I hope this idea doesn't spread to the Chicago gendarmes -- it could be intimidating...

Be careful out there,

Arlo

It sure has been along time since I've posted here(at least six months). I cut down quite a bit in my getting around and have been chilling out.

Slowly have been creeping back though. This morning, about 5am, I cruised through Maywood. Plenty of street action although much of it was "take a pass" type. Did pick up a short bs/w on 5th Ave. just south of Madison who called herself Martha. Good bbbj technique and a bargin for the 20 I gave her. No LE around as far as I could tell.

Great to be back and now I'm going to catch up on some recent posts.

Saw a white young street walker last night around 11pm on north ave. She kind of looked like Reese Witherspoon. She had blond hair, thin, long legs, about 125lbs, 5'7, early twenties, she was wearing high heals with a skirt or tight exercise shorts, showing lots of legs.

Le was all over north ave. , up and down the street. I went around twice but LE was always around, it think they were checking her out too.

The Admiral hasn't been worth going to since the late 1990's and even then the only real highlight of it was the feature porn stars like Jenna Jameson who frequented the place. I haven't been there in 4 years but the last time I went the dances were still air dances. The best bet IMO for good mileage in the Chicagoland area are the "fashion show" bars in Melrose and Stone Park. You can get more mileage in those bars than you can in many of the more upscale strip clubs with the exception of possibly Arnie's and Club O in Harvey.