Strip Club Reports

My buddy took me to this place for my b'day last night. Been years since I have been there because it was always tame, but it's close to home. Well, it's still tame, but there are a decent mix of dancers of all ethnicity's. Most had great bodies and were above 7's in the face. My friend is a regular here and really gets the VIP treatment so we had girls all around us. The two girls that really stood out were Harley and Giselle. My wing-man is into this place because he likes to get digits and date the girls where I just wanna get my joystick shifted around a bit. I wasn't about to waste my money on air dances, but my bro did pay for a dance with Giselle for me and lemme say... this 5'9" black/creole mix 22 y/o has a "perfect" body. It was all I could do to restrain myself from palming her exquisite natural breasts and that small, yet ample bubble butt. I sat in a vibrating chair while she slithered up and down. I got a few ear nibbles and she did rub her lips up against mine, but again, there are restrictions here.

Not a place if you're looking for extras, but the scenery is good and the bartender was really cool and poured some stiff cocktails! Overall, a good spot to have a drink and look at some boobies, but try to locate a free door entry coupon so that you can bypass the .10 cover at night.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]My buddy took me to this place for my b'day last night. Been years since I have been there because it was always tame, but it's close to home. Well, it's still tame, but there are a decent mix of dancers of all ethnicity's....Not a place if you're looking for extras, but the scenery is good and the bartender was really cool and poured some stiff cocktails! Overall, a good spot to have a drink and look at some boobies, but try to locate a free door entry coupon so that you can bypass the .10 cover at night.[/QUOTE]

Mr. Malibu, I visited this club on several afternoons in the first half of last year when I was seeing a fav at the Acu in the adjacent mini-mall. I'd drop in early afternoon, enjoy the eye candy while getting some liquid attitude adjustment, get a dance or two...then Acu to completion in my fav's talented mouth.

I am glad to see that nothing has changed. Jaded oversexed gluttons that we both are, I believe we view the club the same way. As some of my reports document, I really enjoy dropping into a strip club and working out my voyeurism and getting a start on tactile pleasures before I go to a MP. This club did it for me. The girls were cute, friendly as hell, low pressure and the dances were good enough to fire me up for the Acu pleasures to follow.

Had recent news that my fav is back in Lake Forest and she called to confirm the good news, so I will be back ASAP to work the south and north ends of the mini-mall.

[QUOTE=The Camel]Mr. Malibu, I visited this club on several afternoons in the first half of last year when I was seeing a fav at the Acu in the adjacent mini-mall. I'd drop in early afternoon, enjoy the eye candy while getting some liquid attitude adjustment, get a dance or two...then Acu to completion in my fav's talented mouth.

I am glad to see that nothing has changed. Jaded oversexed gluttons that we both are, I believe we view the club the same way. As some of my reports document, I really enjoy dropping into a strip club and working out my voyeurism and getting a start on tactile pleasures before I go to a MP. This club did it for me. The girls were cute, friendly as hell, low pressure and the dances were good enough to fire me up for the Acu pleasures to follow.

Had recent news that my fav is back in Lake Forest and she called to confirm the good news, so I will be back ASAP to work the south and north ends of the mini-mall.[/QUOTE]The good thing about that place is there is an AMP in the same parking lot!

Hi I'm new to the board. Relatively new to the stripper clubs. Been to flamingos twice but never pushed for services at the clubs because I didn't know they existed! Seems like this SC has the most "perks, ". Since I don't want to be ripped off, can someone tell me what services are available and what they cost?

[QUOTE=Gerkb]Hi I'm new to the board. Relatively new to the stripper clubs. Been to flamingos twice but never pushed for services at the clubs because I didn't know they existed! Seems like this SC has the most "perks, ". Since I don't want to be ripped off, can someone tell me what services are available and what they cost?[/QUOTE]I visited Flamingo a year ago...when I was out on a business trip. All of the information can easily be found searching the form. It is so very easy to do. I have a report in there somewhere.

Anyone know if BeBe is still at the Bird? I've got me some yellow fever, craving that asian flavor, know what I'm saying?

In town on business and thanks to all the nice dreams I read about, I did not have to search through all the clubs to find some action. Went into the bird this afternoon about 6pm was immediately approached by Synn (sin? Spelling?). I should have though about what I was wearing before hand (nice work clothes) because she immediately told me $$ for FS and not to worry because she had a condom. For less than that I can get someone to my room so I passed. She did let my fingers do the walking during a $10 lap dance. Then Roxy came over. I think she is awesome looking, deep eyes. I was thinking I'd do her for $$ but she said $. 5, was ready to jump but she then said she only uses her hands.

All the others were busy or unattractive to me (too thick) so I left. Will try again but will make sure to dress less expensively next time LOL

Does every state have a Flamingos?

Back to the Bird on Thursday. Made sure to plan accordingly, set myself a $. 2 limit. Dreamed I got a 10 drink (in for free with pass from the night before) and tipped the server 2 for my "free" drink. So with $. 08 left met Anna, a statuesque 5-7 A-A with tits so big it looks like she'd tip over. Negotiated a CBJ for what I had left, she said 4 songs in the VIP but I asked for 5 because I tend to take a while. Have to say, 2nd best I've ever had, was done before 3rd song was over. She offered me digits for my hotel on the weekend but for some reason I never followed through.

Haven't been back to the Bird in a while. Has it improved at all? The most annoying thing about the club was the drink push, especially since the drinks were $10 and the waitress just kept on coming up to me. They raised the prices for the VIP a while back ago, did they ever lower them back or have the prices just remained higher?

I went to Taboo (Anaheim) a couple of week's ago and I saw a cute thin asian girl wearing a neon green bikini. She's an A or small be cup. She looked Korean (most of the other asian girls there are thai) so that might be her most distinguishing feature there, she also had really long and straight black hair. I thought her name might be Daphne but I am actually not quite sure now. Does anyone know who I am talking about and what days she works?

[QUOTE=Combat Tank]Haven't been back to the Bird in a while. Has it improved at all? The most annoying thing about the club was the drink push, especially since the drinks were $10 and the waitress just kept on coming up to me. They raised the prices for the VIP a while back ago, did they ever lower them back or have the prices just remained higher?[/QUOTE]The Lapies are $10 non-VIP. VIP is negotiated with each dancer, but I think standard is $ for semi private VIP and $.50 for Private VIP. Ask for "precious" when you go. YMMV, but i've had a lot of luck with her each time.

Went to the bird Sat night. Last time I was there it was great. I saw a girl named Precious who offered happy endings in VIP.

This trip however was not so great. I decided to try a girl named Tiffany. Beautiful looking girl, blond hair, model type. She offered a lot, gave me 2 fake numbers (said she escorts as well) and delivered nothing, ZERO. Total waste of money and time. Worst part is, its not like you can complain to management. Not exactly a legal complaint. Kinda reminds me of stories you hear about people calling the cops cause someone stole their sack.

Anyways, if you go there and the girl has a tramp stamp that says "Passion". Don't give her anything.

Consider yourself warned.

[QUOTE=Og7777]Went to the bird Sat night. Last time I was there it was great. I saw a girl named Precious who offered happy endings in VIP.

This trip however was not so great. I decided to try a girl named Tiffany. Beautiful looking girl, blond hair, model type. She offered a lot, gave me 2 fake numbers (said she escorts as well) and delivered nothing, ZERO. Total waste of money and time. Worst part is, its not like you can complain to management. Not exactly a legal complaint. Kinda reminds me of stories you hear about people calling the cops cause someone stole their sack.

Anyways, if you go there and the girl has a tramp stamp that says "Passion". Don't give her anything.

Consider yourself warned.[/QUOTE]I was at the bird last 4th of july and meet precous, she told me she realy does'nt work days but she needed extra cash, and she did come thru with a happy ending, and from our conversation she said most of the girls come thru with some sort of happy ending. Should have stuck with precous, shes a sure thing.

[QUOTE=Og7777]Went to the bird Sat night. Last time I was there it was great. I saw a girl named Precious who offered happy endings in VIP.

This trip however was not so great. I decided to try a girl named Tiffany. Beautiful looking girl, blond hair, model type. She offered a lot, gave me 2 fake numbers (said she escorts as well) and delivered nothing, ZERO. Total waste of money and time. Worst part is, its not like you can complain to management. Not exactly a legal complaint. Kinda reminds me of stories you hear about people calling the cops cause someone stole their sack.

Anyways, if you go there and the girl has a tramp stamp that says "Passion". Don't give her anything.

Consider yourself warned.[/QUOTE]
Just got back from there with my boy, Lerrena - good times brutha'!!

Anyways, yes, Tiffany is the classic ROB, and even the other dancers know it and hate her for being that way. Of course, like OG777, I found out the hard way. I personally don't think she's all that hot, but here's how I got suckered...

First, L and I had a nice buzz goin' from our previous location. After we arrived, payed the doorman .40, which covered both our entrance fees and our mandatory .10 a piece diet cokes. Grabbed a couple of seats by the stage and received our overpriced drinks. Hot little number on stage, Ashley, was super easy on the eyes! I took a leak, came back and got hit up by Kennedy, whom I confused for Ashley, even though A is better looking. I usually like to chill and get a feel for the place first, but K had a good pitch. Whispered in my ear that she wanted to fuck, and within seconds we were grinding it out on the couch for 2 songs. Lots of touching and suckling of the nipples, and so I upgraded to the semi-vip on the left. Got the joystick shifted a bit, but her technique was rough. She said the right things like, "you have such a nice cock, and I want to put it in mouth." Called her bluff, but no joy there. Nice girl, decent looking, but not the mileage I was hoping for after she collected 120 from me upfront and pretty much alluded that we'd fuck.

So, back to the rail... now by myself as L was gettin' his willy spit-shined in the private solo vip room to the right. This is when Tiffany approached me and asked me how my night was going. I said I was good, but didn't quite get what I was hoping for with the previous dancer. She said that she'd give me what I wanted. She's not hot, wears too much make-up to cover her acne, and has floppy tits... so why did I go? Because I'm a man with an intense libido and she said the magic words... only to find out after one song that she wouldn't let snake outta' the pants. Half way into the 2nd song I was so bored, I said, "we're done her." No thank you or effort to live up to her end of the bargain, but another 120 in the toilet for me.

Took a break for a bit and just tipped a few girls while on stage. Every girl that came around to see me basically promised the same thing, but I told all of them that I already got hustled and wasn't looking to strike-out again. The annoying fucking waitress was really pushy with the drinks too. Hey, I know its her job, but I finally had to tell her, "look, I've already dropped some serious coin in here, so please just take it easy on me for the rest of the night." She looked pissed, but whatever, I tipped her well earlier anyway, so fuck her. Hehe...

Finally, we met a winner latina (Sierra). Smokin' bod with nicely done silicon implants. Great attitude and really customer service oriented. L bought me a few couch dances with her and although it wasn't in the vip, the mileage was excellent. Will definitely take a run in the vip with her next time as she gave us some free admission passes.

Hey, overall, I had a great time looking at the talent and hangin' with Lerrena, and that's what it's all about. Sure I was a bit disappointed with the amount of money I spent, but after a some sleep, I finally rubbed one out. Stay the fuck away from Tiffany, even the other girls know she's bad for business. I saw a few other guys walk out of the vip with her and they looked thoroughly pissed.

Estimated damage:
Admission + drinks/stage tips = ~140
Two semi vip dances = 240
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Total: 380