[QUOTE=Pwhipped]But your mother still loves ya, if she only knew(grin) # coming!!
Wet Dreams, Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to all. PW[/QUOTE]
LOL...My hair is now pink...and on the hunt for Carmen Electra.....
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[QUOTE=Pwhipped]But your mother still loves ya, if she only knew(grin) # coming!!
Wet Dreams, Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to all. PW[/QUOTE]
LOL...My hair is now pink...and on the hunt for Carmen Electra.....
[QUOTE=Raynman55]LOL...My hair is now pink...and on the hunt for Carmen Electra.....[/QUOTE]
Raynmann,
You and your hair!!??? what a unique combination....
Hopefully, you will have changed colors again by the time I get back for the "big birthday party" in January.
On my way home now and finally woke up from my week of dreaming in Florida...
Well wouldn't you know, I missed another meeting. Have not seen PW and the guys since our last get together. Just as I was about to get off work some city official called raising all so we have to drop everything and take care of them.
I had to -- and will probably have to continue to in the future -- miss your GTs this week. It's just not possible for me to get out at night to party (the ball 'n chain is heavy & short). With as much as we apparently have in common, I'd love to meet some of the guys here. If anyone gets an urge to party early (say Noon - 3:00) and wants to meet an old bald guy, that'd be great. Lemme know. In the meantime ...
Play Safe !
[QUOTE=OldBaldGuy]I had to -- and will probably have to continue to in the future -- miss your GTs this week. It's just not possible for me to get out at night to party (the ball 'n chain is heavy & short). With as much as we apparently have in common, I'd love to meet some of the guys here. If anyone gets an urge to party early (say Noon - 3:00) and wants to meet an old bald guy, that'd be great. Lemme know. In the meantime ...
Play Safe ![/QUOTE]
DOnt worry about it OBG, there will be more oppurtunities in the future. Im in the same situation as you, but managed to use the Monday Night Football Excuse....
Be safe!
[QUOTE=Raynman55]DOnt worry about it OBG, there will be more oppurtunities in the future. Im in the same situation as you, but managed to use the Monday Night Football Excuse....
Be safe![/QUOTE]
When I lived in Dallas 2 years ago, the group that I paticipated in used the MNF as the lead story but in branched out to NBA Basketball nights and the many many nights that baseball was on. But mostly sticking to weekly meetings on Monday nights to avoid suspicion at home.
And occassionally there was the Friday lunch meeting at one of the nicer (or trashier) strip clubs to wind down the week.
Play safe all.
A little birdy told me that the sweet Texas girls have vamoosed and went back home. Guess they got thier Christmas shopping done ;) .....This sucks...
[QUOTE=Raynman55]A little birdy told me that the sweet Texas girls have vamoosed and went back home. Guess they got thier Christmas shopping done ;) .....This sucks...[/QUOTE]
Hey ray 55 they stop of in sc till sat. thanks to good old PW.. Take care come see us jim
OK, guys --- you wanted one --- here it is ...
Elections in Jax aren't that far off, so here's the way it's gonna turn out:
MAYOR - Raynman55 ... If he really looks like Dennis Rodman, who's gonna mess with him or question his decisions ! Running unopposed.
CHIEF of POLICE - Member #1381 ... You can't argue with a guy who has no name. Included in his responsibilities will be clearing the streets of TV reporters. Running unopposed.
CITY COUNCIL PRESIDENT - Mighty Max ... It takes a mighty man to put up with the crap that takes place in those meetings. Max is THE guy who can do it. Running unopposed.
CHIEF COUNSEL - JustCruzin ... a smooth talker with a quick mind to interpret and administer the laws the way we know they should be. JC's our man and he's running unopposed.
DIRECTOR of BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT - Smitty Smitt ... A strong advocate of adult entertainment will ensure that big business (Walmart, Target, Blue Cross & Blue Shield, etc.) doesn't interfere with the development of quality strip joints. As you might guess, running unopposed.
SUPERVISOR of ELECTIONS - Steeler Fan ... He knows all about strong defenses, and in that job you always need one. SF will also make certain we score big in these elections. Running unopposed.
Finally, since he's not a local resident, PWhipped can't hold an elected office here. However, we all recognize his contributions in caring for our members. He is therefore APPOINTED as Chief Consultant to all the guys above. No explanation necessary.
There you have it --- a first class group of officials for the First Coast !
Grin -- bare it -- and play safe !
[QUOTE=OldBaldGuy]OK, guys --- you wanted one --- here it is ...
Elections in Jax aren't that far off, so here's the way it's gonna turn out:
MAYOR - Raynman55 ... If he really looks like Dennis Rodman, who's gonna mess with him or question his decisions ! Running unopposed.
CHIEF of POLICE - Member #1381 ... You can't argue with a guy who has no name. Included in his responsibilities will be clearing the streets of TV reporters. Running unopposed.
CITY COUNCIL PRESIDENT - Mighty Max ... It takes a mighty man to put up with the crap that takes place in those meetings. Max is THE guy who can do it. Running unopposed.
CHIEF COUNSEL - JustCruzin ... a smooth talker with a quick mind to interpret and administer the laws the way we know they should be. JC's our man and he's running unopposed.
DIRECTOR of BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT - Smitty Smitt ... A strong advocate of adult entertainment will ensure that big business (Walmart, Target, Blue Cross & Blue Shield, etc.) doesn't interfere with the development of quality strip joints. As you might guess, running unopposed.
SUPERVISOR of ELECTIONS - Steeler Fan ... He knows all about strong defenses, and in that job you always need one. SF will also make certain we score big in these elections. Running unopposed.
Finally, since he's not a local resident, PWhipped can't hold an elected office here. However, we all recognize his contributions in caring for our members. He is therefore APPOINTED as Chief Consultant to all the guys above. No explanation necessary.
There you have it --- a first class group of officials for the First Coast !
Grin -- bare it -- and play safe ![/QUOTE]
ROTFLMAO!!! I humbly accept your generous nomination :D The group you have nominatedis an outstanding one.
Now for my Platform, I propose the following changes...
1. Establish "no-hassle' zones on Main, PH, Lane, Mcduff, Mayport and Sin city. The ladies would luv this...
2. Direct all exotic dance clubs to put up privacy rooms with dark curtains and put a special tax on any club that charges higher than $20 dance in the VIP.
3. Special gas tax break for mongers who troll more than 100 miles per week... :)
4. Establish half-way houses for our lady friends so they dont have to pay so much for hotel rooms.... I think this would be really popular.
5. For my AMP luvin bruthus, establish minimum/maximum appearance and age requirements and to learn freakin english....;)
6. And finally establish do-not-disturb parking areas around the city for you twisted mongers who insist on parking even after I establish these other safe areas...
If you have any other issues that you would like me to champion, please feel free to contact my campaign manager....Oldbaldguy.....LOL!!!!
Be safe you horny bastards...
Dennis P. Rodman :D
[QUOTE=Jimpur]Hey ray 55 they stop of in sc till sat. thanks to good old PW.. Take care come see us jim[/QUOTE]
Dang, Jimpur.....well enjoy while you can....The blonde is particularly BENDY..LOL
Another fun visit to Pony this afternoon. Asked what was going on with the city legal stuff. Here's what I was told:
New law was passed Tuesday. All dancers must be licensed. No nudity or straddling in bar areas. VIP ROOMS STAY !!!
I haven't done any research to verify this, so can't vouch for authenticity. Maybe someone else can add to this or shoot down the info I got.
Play safe !
Too funny OBG, now all we need is free beer.
JC
[QUOTE=OldBaldGuy]OK, guys --- you wanted one --- here it is ...
Elections in Jax aren't that far off, so here's the way it's gonna turn out:
Ok.. new addition to the issues on my platform...free beer for senior members....coupon avail upon request.. :)
[QUOTE=Just Cruzin]Too funny OBG, now all we need is free beer.
JC
[QUOTE=OldBaldGuy]OK, guys --- you wanted one --- here it is ...
Elections in Jax aren't that far off, so here's the way it's gonna turn out:[/QUOTE]
The old fart is home alone for the weekend, so I decided I'd use my time wisely (*grin*). Here's my story:
While driving to the Westside, drove down PH from University to I-95. It was bone dry --- didn't even see anything NOT worth it. Drove down Cassat from I-10 to Cinders. Same thing --- not a soul out. Spent some time in Cinders. Serena, Sherry, a black gal whose name I didn't get and -- surprise of surprises -- Tina were working. I knew her back in my 12th St. days.
Next stop was my personal favorite -- Pony. There were only 3 gals there (and Gordon, of course), but 2 of 'em happened to be gals I like to have dance for me. A couple hours and a good time later I headed back across town.
Finished off (literally) my day at Star --- figured a good massage would be a fitting finish (heheh) to my playday. It was ! ... and I left there happy too.
I don't like to publish details for obvious reasons; but will be happy to share with senior members via PM. Man, am I worn out !
Play safe !