Be aware - Carmen went BALLISTIC - pretty scary
Wow - I'll never go near that crazy ***** Carmen again. Picked her up and went to my spot, she was acting weird and didn't want to get out of the car to go to the spot but told her I won't do dates in the car anymore. She pouted and bitched (I should have kicked her to the curb right then) but then at the spot she demanded .8 instead of her usual .4 and then tries to throw a party hat on me. I had given her the .4 and told her we never use the party hat, she kept insisting, says she's got something that's transmissible (I think/hope she's lying) so I put it on. She then told me that I was going to have to be quick and after that sucked for all of 45 seconds. When she asked if I was close I almost laughed and said "Uh, no..." and she jumped up and said that was too bad, she was done. I was pissed and said that's bs, if she wants a ride back to DP she's gotta at least give me a couple of minutes. Wrong move. She went ballistic, started screaming at the top of her lungs about weird shit. She was ranting and raving and ran screaming back to my car where she grabbed a rock and was preparing to have at my windows and paint job! I rushed over to open the passenger side door for her. It was either that or beat her into unconsciousness and at that point, I wasn't sure which would be the better move. She got into the car and then yelled and pitched a fit all the way back down to DP. There literally was spit on my dashboard she was in such a frenzy.
I have no idea what got into her but it was a lesson learned. I thought I was going to have to drag her from my car as she was ranting and raving even after we got back to the DP. Luckily she finally took a breath and I said a very pleasant "Ok, well, stay out of trouble..." and she took the hint and climbed out. Thought for sure she's start up again and maybe begin biting my tires or clawing at the paint job but she just shuffled off into the darkness.
She's fucking crazy. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Carmen - perhaps a correction
It was so bizarre seeing Avenue's report here after I had sent in my update. It was slightly reassuring to see that it was not just me, but really was just an insane provider.
When I re-read my report I reflected on the comment about Carmen having something transmissible. I thought about that again and realized that I may have heard her wrong, in her overwrought agitated state it was hard to understand much of what she was trying to communicate, and she could very well have been trying to say that she was worried about me having something. If she did have something I doubt she would give anyone a "heads up" so I really doubt what I heard is what she meant.
She still fugging insane. You have been warned.
[QUOTE=Avenue]I did not see Deepthroat's report on Carmen before I wrote mine last night and in fact didn't notice it until this afternoon. Carmen never gave me a hassle regarding BBBJ and willingly swallowed me whole without me even asking. I'm certainly hoping that what she told DT6987 about having "something transmissable" was merely a story she fed him. Either way, she won't be seeing me again.
I Take refuge in the fact that Carmen reads this board. She told me last night that she checks in on a semi-regular basis and enjoys the good comments about her. She told me that she really likes the fact that she has good oral skills and that the men like her company. This is one reason why she likes guys to take updated photos of her - so they can post them on the board and everyone who hasn't seen her will know what she looks like.
If what she says about signing in here is true, then hopefully she'll get a serious clue. I will not hold my breath, however.[/QUOTE]
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Tuesday - Late Pac Hwy Cruise
I don't know if this report belongs in the Seattle forum, but I like you guys so I think you should know about this girl I met tonight.
I went down to Pac Hwy South at about 9pm and immediately ran into hotties. Two of them would walk by my vehicle and glance at me sideways but would not go near me. Hmmm, I must look like a cop down there, too.
After a few more minutes I happened to notice a young, tall BSW in tight clothing walking north. I circled around and pulled into a parking lot, killed the lights and waited with idling engine. A few minutes later, the BSW walked by and gave me the look.
Climbing in, she said her name was Marquis and that she's up from Vegas. She was pretty hot - 6' 2'' tall, 28'' hips, 24'' waist, 36 B's and a 7 dress size (she gave me her complete stats). As a bonus, she's a real looker with a pleasant personality - no hint whatsoever of any ghetto talk at all.
Without even mentioning pricing, Marquis just flat-out told me that for $80 I can have a whole hour and get anything I want (!!!!). She then did the unbelievable - she reached into her purse and pulled out her ID for me to see, her birthdate being March of 1990. She then told me that we could go back to her motel room, which I declined. I then counter-offered to take her to my secret indoor spot in Seattle which she accepted.
Once there, she took off her clothes to reveal a flawless 18-year-olds body. She towered over me which is not something i'm used to in a female. I took advantage of the "get anything I want" part and indulged in everything but greek (it was on the menu, I just don't partake very often).
Again, Marquis was very pleasant and easy-going. She is a model and has been featured in Pepsi commercials, she showed me her modelling portfolio and allowed me to download some vanilla pictures from her agency's website, they are below. She doesn't work the internet and only strolls the street, catch her quickly because she's heading to Portland soon. She didn't know the local strolls and so I informed her about Hostess and the other strolls, she might hang around this weekend to check them out.
I'm impressed with Pac Hwy so far, both times I was out I scored nice hotties and did so very quickly. After I dropped Marquis off tonight, I saw a few other nice-looking 'ho's out strolling, one of them looked to be a nice young Asian.
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Hate the Game (But Accept the Risks and Cut Your Losses)
[QUOTE=Deepthroat6987]...I was pissed and said that's bs, if she wants a ride back to DP she's gotta at least give me a couple of minutes. Wrong move. She went ballistic, started screaming at the top of her lungs...She's fucking crazy. Be afraid. Be very afraid.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Avenue]I passed through Denny tonight and immediately ran into Carmen, I pulled over and scooped her up. She got into the car and was all hyped-up...and after about three minutes she stopped and said, "I can't go on. I'm just not going to continue", then sank back into the seat in a very dismissive manner...I brought her to the Shell station and let her out, she said, "thank you so much, Sweetie. You have my number, right?". I reassured her that I did and pulled away...Unfortunately this means that i'm done with Carmen. Hopefully the same will not happen to you guys.[/QUOTE]Brothers, first I must say I am sorry to hear of these b*llsh!t events. Deep, I am particularly glad that you (and your ride) made it out of Dodge relatively unscathed if somewhat unsettled...
Every time you pick up a SW -- whether she's new to you or you have dated her fifty times -- there is a degree of uncertainty. Times, circumstances, and people change, and Denny Park hos are not known for being particularly stable, even if they are around for years and years...
We must all assume a certain degree of personal responsibility when we engage in the hobby. There are levels of risk that we must implicitly accept when we pick up girls, which can and should all be minimized when we cruise.
No one wants to catch a "social disease", so educate yourself, play safe as appropriate, be choosy about your pickups, and check the girl out as carefully as time and circumstances allow. You can always negotiate your way out of a date if you notice anything about a SW once she's in your ride that concerns you.
No one wants to chat with Uncle Leo, so be conscientious and vigilant when you cruise, learn where the marked and unmarked cars park and watch the blade, obey driving laws and regulatory signs, make sure all your lights work, drive easy, and above all be discreet about your pickup locations and your dating spots! Guys who swerve across two lanes of 99 and get honked at to pick up some hot piece of @$$ on the sidewalk and then drive 200 feet to get blown in the Krispy Kreme parking lot are idiots who do all of us a disservice. (I have seen this happen!)
No one wants some crazy ho to go off in his ride and do something that leads to more trouble than simply failing to finish the deed. Every time a SW gets into your car, each of you could benefit the other (which is how we hope it always happens) or each of you could bring significant ruin upon the other. I have heard first-hand stories of hos with a fatalistic attitude and/or a criminal record who have been known to mace their dates, grab the wheel and cause a crash, or roll down the window and falsely start screaming "Rape!" at the top of their lungs when a date hasn't gone their way. Barring violence in either direction, most SWs have a lot less to lose than you do when they get in your ride. So keep your valuables and personal ID locked up and out of sight, watch her hands as she rummages through her purse, and have an "action plan" for what you will do in an emergency. (I even found some stuff online for your eyes that the paramedics use to treat perpetrators after the cops pepper spray them, and I keep some in my glove compartment, just in case...)
If a SW goes south for you on a date, be it by refusal of service, drug incoherence, mental instability, blackmail tactics (this has happened to me), or even just a really shitty attitude (this has happened to all of us!), the key is to remain calm. Accept and minimze your losses. Both Deep and Avenue managed to do this with Carmen, each in his own way. I think Deep's self-assessment was right on. It was probably a wrong move on his part to argue with an ornery, drugged-up ***** and try to convince her to adopt a better work ethic. I think Avenue actually played things perfectly when Carmen wigged out on him. The strongest recourse we have when a date goes bad is simply to state our case, kick the b!tch to the curb ASAP, drive home (preferably after getting a good BBBJ from someone else), post about it here, and then never ever pick that girl up again. Period. That's it, and that should be enough. Sure, you lost your donation, but you cut your losses. You and your ride are intact, you're wiser, and you've done your part to make sure that ho doesn't get any more work. This is how the game is played. Sometimes you fold. It's not like the post-haggle blow you might theoretically have gotten would have been any good anyway.
As far as Carmen goes, in both cases, refusal of service for these two pooners should probably be enough to put her on most guys' "no fly" list. The evidence of her decline has been there for a while now, even if she has maintained her "technical skills". Her stark raving fit with Deep should ice it for you die-hard optimists out there...
As far as Resa goes, while not your typical Denny Park crack ho, even when she's not high, dirty, and/or pregnant, she gives lousy h3@d anyway, so why bother? She's been on my "no fly" list for over a year now, after a couple of disappointing dates and plenty observation from afar of some of her more recent erratic behavior... (Archive phtoto below -- enjoy it and then pass this girl by!)
Stay smart, guys, and stay safe.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky... -- Jimi Hendrix
