Guy walks into a bar and falls down. Another guy walks into the same bar, he falls down. A third guy sees the first 2 guys on the ground. Walks around the bar.
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Guy walks into a bar and falls down. Another guy walks into the same bar, he falls down. A third guy sees the first 2 guys on the ground. Walks around the bar.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87GsHvjes6E&list=PL96EFECF6E559852E[/URL]
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.
She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight!
While having DATY performed on her, the lady hears her partner say, "Boy, you've got a big pussy! Boy, you've got a big pussy!
The lady says to her partner, "Well, you didn't have to say it twice!
Her partner replies, "I didn't. ".
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 10 minutes of foreplay, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight! The woman says, "Me too!, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!
On a couples 40th wedding anniversary the wife asks the husband" tell me what you were thinking the day of our wedding?
The husband replies " all I could think was how I wanted to screw you stupid and suck your tits dry " the wife than asked " now what are you thinking?
The husband says: I think I did a damn good job!
Jeremy, a young man from Kentucky, had started a position as a construction worker in Las Vegas. He made $500 a week and after his first paycheck he thought about going out to go laid. Not a single girl appealed to his senses, but he finally ran into one on Fremont Street. After consulting her, she mentioned she'd give him a handjob for $500. Taken back, Jeremy says, "$500!? Are you crazy? That's my whole week's paycheck!" The lady of the night replies, "Sugar, this will be the best $500 handjob you'll ever receive," as she flicks her wrist to show off her Rolex, "this watch was bought from $500 handjobs. " It was getting late and Jeremy was getting tired so he agreed. After 5 minutes he gave her a cup and he had to concur: it was the best $500 handjob he had ever received.
Wanting something more on the menu, it was hard for Jeremy to concentrate on his work while thinking about the best night of his life. Finally, he was somehow able to put together two weeks and ran to Fremont Street. Shortly after searching for his desired escort, he had found her. "I have $1000! What would that get me! Jeremy shouted out of excitement. "A blowjob," she remarked without hesitation. Jeremy was hoping to get some pussy and sharply queried, "$1000!? Are you crazy? That's two weeks of paychecks!" "Sugar," his focus of desire began to retort, "this will be the best $1000 blowjob you'll ever receive," as she nods towards a Rolls-Royce parked across the street, "that car was bought from $1000 blowjobs. " It was getting late and Jeremy was horny so he agreed. After 5 minutes he gave her a cup and he had to concur: it was the best $1000 blowjob he had ever received.
Exhausted and panting from the strongest orgasm he had in his young life, Jeremy asked his new friend, "If a handjob is $500 and a blowjob is $1000, how much for me to get that pussy?" The night walker said not a word but pointed to the Golden Nugget Hotel & Casino and gave him a wink. "Don't tell me you bought that Casino with selling that pussy! Asked Jeremy. With a smile on her face and a twinkle in her eye she gently says, "No, but if I had a pussy I would. ".
Shits and giggles.
DK.
Our biggest nightmare is ending up with a fag pretending to be a female. In Thailand there are more of these fags dressed up as girls than girls so I just gave up. The world is going mad these days.
[QUOTE=DK0047;2675259]Jeremy, a young man from Kentucky, had started a position as a construction worker in Las Vegas. He made $500 a week and after his first paycheck he thought about going out to go laid. Not a single girl appealed to his senses, but he finally ran into one on Fremont Street. After consulting her, she mentioned she'd give him a handjob for $500. Taken back, Jeremy says, "$500!? Are you crazy? That's my whole week's paycheck!" The lady of the night replies, "Sugar, this will be the best $500 handjob you'll ever receive," as she flicks her wrist to show off her Rolex, "this watch was bought from $500 handjobs. " It was getting late and Jeremy was getting tired so he agreed. After 5 minutes he gave her a cup and he had to concur: it was the best $500 handjob he had ever received.
Wanting something more on the menu, it was hard for Jeremy to concentrate on his work while thinking about the best night of his life. Finally, he was somehow able to put together two weeks and ran to Fremont Street. Shortly after searching for his desired escort, he had found her. "I have $1000! What would that get me! Jeremy shouted out of excitement. "A blowjob," she remarked without hesitation. Jeremy was hoping to get some pussy and sharply queried, "$1000!? Are you crazy? That's two weeks of paychecks!" "Sugar," his focus of desire began to retort, "this will be the best $1000 blowjob you'll ever receive," as she nods towards a Rolls-Royce parked across the street, "that car was bought from $1000 blowjobs. " It was getting late and Jeremy was horny so he agreed. After 5 minutes he gave her a cup and he had to concur: it was the best $1000 blowjob he had ever received.
Exhausted and panting from the strongest orgasm he had in his young life, Jeremy asked his new friend, "If a handjob is $500 and a blowjob is $1000, how much for me to get that pussy?" The night walker said not a word but pointed to the Golden Nugget Hotel & Casino and gave him a wink. "Don't tell me you bought that Casino with selling that pussy! Asked Jeremy. With a smile on her face and a twinkle in her eye she gently says, "No, but if I had a pussy I would. ".
Shits and giggles.
DK.[/QUOTE]
So, now this place is going to creat a forum for skittle brained hookers to vent there lies?
Y'all should be banned from internet.
[blue]Where in the hell do you see me saying that chicks could post anything on this forum in that post? Is English not your first language?
I said we plan on deploying a provider only forum. See that word "deploying" that means opening, when a word ends in ING it means something you are currently doing or will do shortly, notice how this forum is already open? That would mean that this forum is already deployed.
Let me spell it out for your pea brain, we plan on opening a new, separate, different from this one (in other words NOT the USASG), forum so that chicks have a place that they can share information as well.
Capicse?
A2[/blue]
[QUOTE=Admin2;2683857][BLUE]I don't condone the behavior either but enough of the vigilantes. The forum is about reviewing chicks not mongers. Trust me, chicks have places they can black list guys, it's a growing market and why we plan to deploy a provider only forum.
That is not what this forum is about. Pass his handle around by PM if you want but no, no outing on the forum.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]
People who speak like you tend to be closet homos themselves. When's the last time you posted a review of a dream?
[QUOTE=BrevardNewbie;2675449]Our biggest nightmare is ending up with a fag pretending to be a female. In Thailand there are more of these fags dressed up as girls than girls so I just gave up. The world is going mad these days.[/QUOTE]
Stupid ass idea. All they do is lie and now your going to make it easier for them to target people.
"I said we plan on deploying a provider only forum. ".
Get the fuck off your pink cloud A2.
[blue]You might want to call these people
[url]http://recoveryforwomen.co/minisite/google-sn/home-79YE-954YB.html[/url]
I think you have issues.
Your welcome
A2[/blue]
[QUOTE=FLHobbyMan;2684951]People who speak like you tend to be closet homos themselves. When's the last time you posted a review of a dream?[/QUOTE]Great to have a "delete / ignore member" capability on here!
[QUOTE=DriftWood1;2684960]Stupid ass idea. All they do is lie and now your going to make it easier for them to target people.
"I said we plan on deploying a provider only forum. ".
Get the fuck off your pink cloud A2.
[blue]You might want to call these people
[url]http://recoveryforwomen.co/minisite/google-sn/home-79YE-954YB.html[/url]
I think you have issues.
Your welcome
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]And your so full of shit your eyes are Brown!
[QUOTE=DriftWood1;2685053]And your so full of shit your eyes are Brown![/QUOTE]That's the best you got? Chicks hit harder than that.
Here, maybe this will help. Must be that time of the month.
A2.
The forum has rules monitored and controlled by the forum owners and admins. It's their show like it or not. We may not agree with something, but the rules are there for a reason. Personally I'd out the guy publicly but it's not what the admins want. Whatever the reason it's a dead issue. There are no fees on this board so no financial loss to you if you don't want to participate anymore. Having a pissing contest with the people that can end you membership or dissolve the board completely isn't the way to go. For people who want to know there is always pm's and let individuals decide for themselves what to do and who to share Intel with on the utr's. Let's just try to get back to our regularly scheduled programming of sharing pussy, stories about the dreams we've had and football. Yin.