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[QUOTE=Juker]Addressed to the girls:

1) This is hardly definitive and I would like to get more inside info... one girl complained bitterly that CL is too costly now and you can't edit anything w/o being charged double. I told her that I much prefer BP but she said she doesn't get calls from her BP ads. I think she is mistaken but who knows?

2) Hotel Girls - A great few experiences notwithstanding, I no longer expect to do anything other than catch a nut and split. Girls: you won't be getting your 60 min rate from me any longer because I get no extra mileage for the high octane fee. Nothing. I understand your quandary because most guys just want a quick screw and to pay you as little as possible, but not me. I'm not asking for multiples (though that would be nice) -- just non-rushed and as GFE as you can make it. No, for me it is quickies or 30s from here on out. I'll give you a nice tip in the unlikely event that you actually give a shit about the quality of your service. (edit: I was too harsh here -- half or more do a good job but see below)..........
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The more you pay, the less likely you are to experience any of the above. I like the cheap bytches too, don't get me wrong. Because it's nice to go out there and experience to more sordid side of what we do. But my $2600 date at the W hotel with my favorite girl always reminds me of how nice it is to have some luxury pussy. Check that - a luxury EXPERIENCE.

I new to the game and have been bp and the girl in the picture is not the girl that show up any way make sure that is a real girl in the picture and not something from the internet.

[QUOTE=Gaghoes]The more you pay, the less likely you are to experience any of the above. I like the cheap bytches too, don't get me wrong. Because it's nice to go out there and experience to more sordid side of what we do. But my $2600 date at the W hotel with my favorite girl always reminds me of how nice it is to have some luxury pussy. Check that - a luxury EXPERIENCE.[/QUOTE]$2600?

That pussy must come with a gas card, a motorcycle and an open bar lol.

Juker:

Wish the girls out there would actually get to read your comments! Hell, from the spelling I see on most posts, I don't think most of them actually read anything! Can't tell you how many times I've wanted to shout at the computer screen over some of the CL posts. Well, I'll do it here, maybe you can all relate.

1. Girls, you're only NEW for about 2 weeks. There are about 5 girls on CL that have been advertising NEW IN TOWN, NEW TO CL, etc for about 2 months. Get with it, you're now OLD news!

2. Stop advertising your damn fake pictures after every review on you has already stated that your pictures are fake. (Holly, I'm talking to you, but you others know who you are also!) CL should have a way for people to comment on ads so we can warn fellow mongers to stay away from frauds and scammers.

3. KISS Girl, just go away! Really! You're old, your fat, your spacey, and I've never read a good review on you in 4 years. Get a job at Waffle House already, and stop posting 12 times a day!

4. "Sexy" is NOT a euphamism for FAT. If you weigh over 200 lbs, stop putting sexy in your headline. I want to sue you for false advertising!

5. Kelsey, you're another one who just needs to go away. You haven't allowed a new picture to be taken of you in 3 years, and from what I've heard, there's a damn good reason for that. Guys, don't even be tempted. I've heard too many bad things about this chick, including several reports of possible Hep C.

6. Was gonna rant at the girl who has been posting "New Lady on the Bolck" for the past 6 weeks about the spelling, but noticed she FINALLY corrected it. Now see comment #1 about the definition of "new." (By the way, I called her once and asked her rates, and she said she'd discuss it when I came to see her! What?????? No thanks!)

7. Stop telling us you're going away (last chance to see me before I'm gone!), and then post 2 days later "I'm back!" I've taken naps that last longer than that! Oh, and little miss Victoria, who posted for two weeks that she was retiring, now is posting 2 weeks later that she is new in town! Gheez, these girls must think we're stupid!

8. Why would someone advertise "Beautiful Smile" in their headline, and then only show a picture of their ass? Am I missing something here?

9. If you don't want to do specials or quickies, don't advertise them. But if you do, don't treat the guys who take advantage of them like we're cheap bastards! Sometimes, we want to see how you do on a short date before we book a longer one next time. Oops, you just ruined it with your attitude!

10. "Pictures are me or its free!" I don't think I even need to comment on this one!

Wow, didn't mean to make this into a Letterman "top ten" list, it just kinda worked out that way. Thanks for letting me get this off my chest, instead of shouting at the computer monitor!

Is there any reco on good Asian around town?

[QUOTE=Devon Aire]6. Was going to rant at the girl who has been posting "New Lady on the Bolck" for the past 6 weeks about the spelling, but noticed she FINALLY corrected it. Now see comment #1 about the definition of "new. " (By the way, I called her once and asked her rates, and she said she'd discuss it when I came to see her! What? No thanks!)[/QUOTE]11. Latin/Black or Asian/Black mix. Sure! And there was one a while back that wrote, "Latin girl from Columbia" LOL. If she is she'd know it is spelled Colombia! If you are hot, why would I give a shit if you're really from Mexico?

12. BTW, yesterday I called the Venezuelan girl, Mia, with new ads. Told me her mother is Venezuelan. She spoke English with no accent and I was thinking this was all so much bullshit, but when I asked her something in Spanish she fire right back in rapid perfect Spanish (go figure). So, as a lifelong Latina Junkie, I was all the more anxious to see her. I couldn't host yesterday (my elderly mom is visiting, LOL) and she was going to get a room. Later I realized that would be a waste of money so I called back and told her I could host today around 11 am if she would rather wait a day. She was happy to save a few bucks. BUT, she was another fucking NO SHOW. I called all morning but the calls and messages just went off into the P4P ether that is floating out there.

Girls, I really don't care if you can't make it. But not letting my know is plain rude.

Update: Venezuelan Mia called at 4 to apologize and said she misplaced her phone. Who knows (?) but fair enough I guess. Seeing her (hopefully) tomorrow.

Do any one know about this girl, is she real?

[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot_52_triple_ds_for_tit_lovers_25/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=4590692[/url]

I've been eyeing Skittles ad on bp for a while. Based on the recent reports here I had to pull the trigger today.

Skittles is cute and those breasts are NICE. She has a great personality and definitely provides a good session. Relaxed, no crazy rules, not a clock watcher and lets you use your time the way you like.

BBJ is great, responsive during sex. Overall a great session for the price.

I'll be back.

Dude. What could any woman possibly do that would be worth $2600? Even if I had it to spare, that's just a waste of money. Come on man! I could spend a week on vacation doing nothing but sex with seriously hot chicks for less than that!

[QUOTE=Gaghoes]The more you pay, the less likely you are to experience any of the above. I like the cheap bytches too, don't get me wrong. Because it's nice to go out there and experience to more sordid side of what we do. But my $2600 date at the W hotel with my favorite girl always reminds me of how nice it is to have some luxury pussy. Check that - a luxury EXPERIENCE.[/QUOTE]

Quote of the week: "If I went to bible study, it'll probably be "you trick ass, sanctified, book of jobs reading, new testament quoting as trick ass muthaphucka"."

I cried. I literally cried. I don't normally comment outside of my "home territory"(NashVegas), but this was one of the funniest damn reports I have ever seen. I feel sorry for Shade Tree, getting caught by his woman. I really do, but this is freaking poetry and I just have to point that out.

AzCat






[QUOTE=Shade Tree]Me and my old lady had a big ass fight and I split my house for about 2 weeks. Anyways I call this chick named Santana Swallows because I was pissed off, stuck in a hotel room and wanted a mad ass drunken revenge BJ and the b! Tch to swallow a gallon of little bitty unborn Shade Trees. (this chick is all over CL, BP, and CV if you do a search)

Somehow. Like a dumbass, I save the chicks ph# and a pic she sent me in my contacts. Well, me and my old lady reconcile, but she does a CSI on my phone while I'm sleep because in her mind, there is NO WAY I'm going to be gone out the house for 2 weeks and NOT smash SOMEBODY.

So of course she finds the number and calls this chick. Well good ol' Santana spills all the fucking beans about how shes an escort, be all over the internet, who old she is, where the fuck shes from.

So now I'm every "trick ass muthaphucka" known to mankind. If I go get gas, its "you trick ass 87 octane getting ass muthaphucka". When I go to work, its "you trick ass fake trying to be employee of the month ass trick ass muthaphucka". If I went to bible study, it'll probably be "you trick ass, sanctified, book of jobs reading, new testament quoting as trick ass muthaphucka". I hope you all can see where the moral of this story is going. "if you're going to take a shit, please make sure to wipe you ass clean and don't leave any streaks in your boxers. Because you never know if Dick Tracy is going to sniffing around in your drawers"

The killer thing about it, is that the chick was taking way too long to come thru. My Makers Mark high was on the decline and was yawning like crazy, so my sober mind appeared and started talking to me, like "come on fool, you know you aint really got this bread to blow on some chick". So I called and told the chick to turn around. Nevermind. All this drama over some "brain" that I didn't even get. Epic fail of the week.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gaghoes]The more you pay, the less likely you are to experience any of the above. I like the cheap bytches too, don't get me wrong. Because it's nice to go out there and experience to more sordid side of what we do. But my $2600 date at the W hotel with my favorite girl always reminds me of how nice it is to have some luxury pussy. Check that - a luxury EXPERIENCE.[/QUOTE]

Just my own personal opinion. I don't think there are any women in Atlanta worth $2,600 per session. For much less than $2,600, I could fly to Rio de Janeiro, Sao Paulo Brazil or Montreal for a week and partake with a whole bevy of beauties.

FWIW, I just got back from Montreal recently and after perusing the ads on Atlanta Backpage, I've come to the conclusion that Atlanta has some of the ugliest, nastiest looking providers in North America. I'm sure Atlanta providers say the same thing about us, Atlanta guys.

[QUOTE=Cueball]I called Michelle yesterday, she picked up right away and arranged to meet her within 30 mins as I was in the area, went to the hotel, usual 2 call set up, I call for her room # and get a text asking for 5 more mins. After 30 mins of waiting and multiple calls I realized I wasnt going to get any from her so I left. So before you guys go out to see her, just be sure to have a back up plan cause she looks to be the flaky kind.

[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/80_more_for_your_buck_80_sexy_thick_latina_80_21/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=3178415[/url][/QUOTE]I tried calling her a couple months back and I told her I was in the area and would call her back when I was alone. Ok that was fine with her, I tried to call back 3 or 4 times, never answered, tried next day still no answer. Those of you who's had good service with her then consider yourself lucky otherwise seems to be very flakey

[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]Just my own personal opinion. I don't think there are any women in Atlanta worth $2,600 per session. For much less than $2,600, I could fly to Rio de Janeiro, Sao Paulo Brazil or Montreal for a week and partake with a whole bevy of beauties.

FWIW, I just got back from Montreal recently and after perusing the ads on Atlanta Backpage, I've come to the conclusion that Atlanta has some of the ugliest, nastiest looking providers in North America. I'm sure Atlanta providers say the same thing about us, Atlanta guys.[/QUOTE]Ha HA! That is the truth though. Some of the providers in Houston and DC are straight DIME status. Well really just the women in general.

[QUOTE=Capt Ajax] I just got back from Montreal recently and after perusing the ads on Atlanta Backpage, I've come to the conclusion that Atlanta has some of the ugliest, nastiest looking providers in North America. I'm sure Atlanta providers say the same thing about us, Atlanta guys.[/QUOTE]

Believe me, Atlanta is not even close to having the ugliest in North America, but I can understand why one would say that after visiting Montreal or Vancouver. It's like being asked to drive a clunker after driving a brand new Ferrari.

[QUOTE=Datsurman]Even if I had it to spare, that's just a waste of money. [/QUOTE]
How would you know it's a waste of money, if you've never "had it to spare?" lol. Think of how little sense that makes. Next you'll be telling me that your Maxima is just a good as a Maserati.

If we were to add up the amount of money we've spent on bad experiences, I'm willing to bet that your paid misadventures would comprise a greater percentage of your income than mine. Shit, my mongering activity in GENERAL is more than likely less of a financial burden to me than yours is to you. Let's not pretend that we'd know what we'd do if we were in each others shoes.