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Can't stop laughing at this ad using Katy Perry pics:

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Nice try.

Natalie is a cute girl. Bubbly personality. Tight in all the right places and the best tits I've ever seen. If she would have agreed to the terms we set all would be a glowing report, but she didn't.

Paid for an hour with msog. Was in 3rd position on nut #1 with about 45 minutes left on the clock when she gets up to answer the phone. It's her handler and he's telling her to come down and leave. She puts on her clothes and says she has to go. I block the door and tell her she's not leaving until I get the hour or the money back. She calls the handler and after going back and forth (with her threatening to call the cops for kidnapping and me telling her what's she going to tell them she's up here tricking and she was ready to leave?) her handler finally agreed to refund half. It was the best I could get out of it.

Again, cute girl. Not strung out on anything. Was clean and well dressed but just a complete ripoff. Stay far away.

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[QUOTE=LuvaRub;2169731]THE JUICY DETAILS.

She arrived late. Wanted to meet me outside motel first. On meeting she informed me she needed $60 to get the room. This is where being an experienced hobbyist like myself should know to leave, since she has no reviews. Unfortunately being a big boob guy I was powerless due to the DD kryptonite under her shirt. She got the room. We were in it. I set the white envelope down. She picked it up and promptly went over to the door, opened it and handed the money to thug. She then closed the door and explained that $150 was just enough to have conversation and she"works" strictly for tips. I decided to cut my losses and left. I rarely take a chance on girls that aren't reviewed on T#are, but how will we discover new talent if we don't take a chance once in a while. Oh well, I guess it's just part of the hobby.[/QUOTE]So you paid for the room and then gave her $150 for a total of $210 and you got nothing??

[QUOTE=LuvaRub;2169731]THE JUICY DETAILS.

She arrived late. Wanted to meet me outside motel first. On meeting she informed me she needed $60 to get the room. This is where being an experienced hobbyist like myself should know to leave, since she has no reviews. Unfortunately being a big boob guy I was powerless due to the DD kryptonite under her shirt. She got the room. We were in it. I set the white envelope down. She picked it up and promptly went over to the door, opened it and handed the money to thug. She then closed the door and explained that $150 was just enough to have conversation and she"works" strictly for tips. I decided to cut my losses and left. I rarely take a chance on girls that aren't reviewed on T#are, but how will we discover new talent if we don't take a chance once in a while. Oh well, I guess it's just part of the hobby.[/QUOTE]Interesting that if you google the phone number in the ad you will come up with the name of a 64 yr old woman. Then if you google that name with the phone # you will come up with multiple Columbus addresses and phone #'s for that same woman.

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This Olivia, who has been around a while.

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Okay, so I will say that due to my time a while back on an independent board, where an online buddy is a regular of Olivia, my eyes were pretty open as to what to expect going in. Even more so than just reading about her here or the other site.

So I knew of all her rules, etc. But I had a cancellation, and she was the first available of the possibles I tried after that. And she has a pretty cute bod for a BP gal, which I always wanted to take for a spin.

What I did not expect (since one of the biggest complaints is she's a chatterbox who takes a while to get started) was to be rushed out the door.

We agreed to $$ for an hour plus some fetishes. I got there, there was a skanky looking dude hanging outside--but the place was full so he could have been a random. After I disrobed, she took the cash and handed it outside the door to someone (random dude?

She went right to HJ / CBJ, just long enough to get me hard then told me I could do missionary or lazy dog. I picked the former, she rolled over and closed her eyes. What followed was probably the most impersonal act of coitus I've ever been involved in. Absolutely no reaction from her at all. I was so turned off, I probably could have taken the whole hour to nut. But I just wanted out. So I skipped the fetish play, closed my own eyes, thought of a civvy hottie I've been trying to bed for a couple of weeks, and popped one off. Time in-the-door to out-the-door: 15 minutes.

Here's where it gets weird. First, someone came to the door as I was dressing. She claimed it was "friends of her roommate looking for them. " Next, before she let me out, she made a big show of checking to see "if anyone is out there. " Hmm, what's less noticeable. A gent in business casual walking out of a motel door at a full motel, or a girl in bra, garters, and no panties, opening the door 1/3 way and peering out theatrically for 30 seconds. Given the what happened next, I wonder if she was looking FOR someone. Then, as I was walking to my car, who is at the edge of the lot but skanky dude. Last, as I was driving to the highway, I looked at my phone and noticed a missed call from her. At this point, only 10 minutes had passed. So I tried calling back a couple of times, no answer.

So, here's what bothers me. The reason I missed the call, I always leave the phone in the car. Looking at the time the call came in, she made it right as I was walking into the lot past skanky dude. (She could see us from her window). Had I been carrying it with the ringer on, I would have been tagged plain as day.

Maybe it was an odd coincidence. Maybe she mis-dialed. Who knows. But it made my spidey sense tingle. Just because you are paranoid, yada, yada, yada.

I heard she had some issues she has to deal with before she will be back.

[QUOTE=Gannonfive;2155157]Has anyone seen this one from BP or know what happened to her? Have seen her a few times and gives decent massage and good BBBJ.

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[QUOTE=Crism0808;2170017]So you paid for the room and then gave her $150 for a total of $210 and you got nothing??[/QUOTE]This is not my review. I just shared it since I am a member on the other site and had the access.

[QUOTE=Minnanon;2170120]This Olivia, who has been around a while.

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/olivia-is-very-hot-and-lonely-and-in-need-of-some-companynew-pics-23/18347701[/URL]


She went right to HJ / CBJ, just long enough to get me hard then told me I could do missionary or lazy dog. I picked the former, she rolled over and closed her eyes. What followed was probably the most impersonal act of coitus I've ever been involved in. Absolutely no reaction from her at all. I was so turned off, I probably could have taken the whole hour to nut. But I just wanted out. So I skipped the fetish play, closed my own eyes, thought of a civvy hottie I've been trying to bed for a couple of weeks, and popped one off. Time in-the-door to out-the-door: 15 minutes. [/QUOTE]She does hang around some real trash and is a terrible lay. The room was filthy, especially the carpet, and I had to shower after I got back home. She handed the cash out the door during my session too. It was probably about a year ago? I can't understand why there are rave reviews regarding her looks and performance. I think her body is marginal and face is maybe above avg for BP. I remember she wouldn't do a BBBJ but would lick the side of the prick head as a compromise.

[QUOTE=Josh88;2170398]She does hang around some real trash and is a terrible lay. The room was filthy, especially the carpet, and I had to shower after I got back home. She handed the cash out the door during my session too. It was probably about a year ago? I can't understand why there are rave reviews regarding her looks and performance. I think her body is marginal and face is maybe above avg for BP. I remember she wouldn't do a BBBJ but would lick the side of the prick head as a compromise.[/QUOTE]I don't understand how broads like her and Kendal get away with being such shitheads. Are there that many guys that are noobs?

Unless it's a special UTR situation, I rarely see a girl 3 times because I usually find a flaw the 2nd time around that turns a 7 into a 6 or notice some behavior that turns me off. I am superficial, and no matter how inexpensive or good the performance, I need to be attracted to the girl to feel like I got my money's worth. Ideally, I am looking for someone attractive enough who I would have hit on if I were still in my youth and could still be successful at scoring with her. With that said, I try to avoid multiple, repetitive reviews, like what you might find from our fellow mongers in Cincy, which IMO, just bores everyone. I think there is a dearth of new, attractive, local providers, so I decided to give Kay Kay a 3rd go around. If you are a boob man, she's not for you. But I am more into responsive nipples than big boobs. And Kay Kay has very responsive nipples. She is very adept at kissing too. She is pretty enough, has no children (as far as I know?) and is physically fit. She has a wide menu, makes you feel comfortable, and does a good job of appearing like she enjoys it. As expected, I left content and satisfied. The only downside this last session was that her place was a little messy. We need more like her. 1. 0 Hhr.

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[QUOTE=MidwestDude;2170421]I don't understand how broads like her (Olivia) and Kendal get away with being such shitheads. Are there that many guys that are noobs?[/QUOTE]Nah. She was about 8th down on my checklist after I got all rev'd up and canceled on last minute. I thought I had enough inside info to manage her into a half-decent session. Nope. Live and learn. Somewhere on here is my review of dodging Kendal's bullet (though she might have been using a different name then). So I get it right some of the time.

Speaking of Kendal, does anyone else look at this photo and think of Jack Nicholson's Joker in Tim Burton's version of Batman?

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[QUOTE=Minnanon;2170566]Nah. She was about 8th down on my checklist after I got all rev'd up and canceled on last minute. I thought I had enough inside info to manage her into a half-decent session. Nope. Live and learn. Somewhere on here is my review of dodging Kendal's bullet (though she might have been using a different name then). So I get it right some of the time.

Speaking of Kendal, does anyone else look at this photo and think of Jack Nicholson's Joker in Tim Burton's version of Batman?

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=18591680&image=18592584[/URL][/QUOTE]Jack and has a smaller ass.

[QUOTE=ClayDawg;2169865]Natalie is a cute girl. Bubbly personality. Tight in all the right places and the best tits I've ever seen. If she would have agreed to the terms we set all would be a glowing report, but she didn't.

Paid for an hour with msog. Was in 3rd position on nut #1 with about 45 minutes left on the clock when she gets up to answer the phone. It's her handler and he's telling her to come down and leave. She puts on her clothes and says she has to go. I block the door and tell her she's not leaving until I get the hour or the money back. She calls the handler and after going back and forth (with her threatening to call the cops for kidnapping and me telling her what's she going to tell them she's up here tricking and she was ready to leave?) her handler finally agreed to refund half. It was the best I could get out of it.

Again, cute girl. Not strung out on anything. Was clean and well dressed but just a complete ripoff. Stay far away.

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/natalie-outcall-only-back-agin-21/18659385[/URL][/QUOTE]I misread your post initially and was about say, "be glad you even got 45 minutes of that hour!" but then I realized you only got 15. I've been in that boat before too. I actually timed it once and it was literally under 15 minutes from when she showed up to when she left my home.

Anyway, how does she compare IRL to the pics she's using on her ad.

[QUOTE=Minnanon;2170566]Nah. She was about 8th down on my checklist after I got all rev'd up and canceled on last minute. I thought I had enough inside info to manage her into a half-decent session. Nope. Live and learn. Somewhere on here is my review of dodging Kendal's bullet (though she might have been using a different name then). So I get it right some of the time.

Speaking of Kendal, does anyone else look at this photo and think of Jack Nicholson's Joker in Tim Burton's version of Batman?

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=18591680&image=18592584[/URL][/QUOTE]I should probably clean up that post by saying that was not a knock on guys like you or Josh88. But a lot of these chicks (Adrienne was another one; I bet she knows Kendal based on the similarity of their ads) have numerous bad reviews and somehow they still get enough business that they continue to post.

Can't seem to find anything on her. Anyone know?

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