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[QUOTE=Acolyte]Havent been to see any provider their but will avoid! Thanks![/QUOTE]There are 3 hotels side by side. The red roof, the magnuson and some cheap stay lodge motel. From what I hear LE usually hides out in the back of magnuson and wait to catch people coming and going over there.
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Skittles is HOT!!!
[QUOTE=Acolyte]I'm sure quite a few of you have already been to see this provider but for those of you who haven't....here goes.
I was in the mood for some boobies and had had skittles (...1039) [url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/skittles_38ddd_50_special_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=3576484[/url] on my list for the longest time but just didnt have the time to get round to seeing her. So I gave her a call and she gave me instant directions, so this beat the 2-3 call system some girls use. She told me she was at a motel just off the Delk Rd exit, I knew the motel from previous adventures but just drove through the parking lot to look out for anything unusual.
I called her from the parking lot and she gave me her room number, I knocked on the door and she let me in. The pictures do make her look a bit taller than she is because she is around 5'2 - 5'3 but the tiddays are all her, also a bit chubby so if you like em slim she isnt for you. So we made some polite convo and I laid my donation on the table and then got comfortable. She asked me to sit on the side of the bed where I noticed she had placed a pillow on the floor (I guess going down on your knees multiple times in a day wears them out!) So she got started with a BBBJ which was grade A, after a few mins of this I told her that it was time for the main course. I wanted to hit it mish so that I could play with her tiddays and she obliged it. I went at it and she was very receptive and seemed to enjoy it. I enjoyed it so much so that I came close to or may have barely gone over my 15 mins but she didnt seem to notice or call me out on it.
Damage .5 for 15 mins, will I repeat; yes (just have to get around all the other ladies on my wish list....)[/QUOTE]
Don't know what it is about these chubbies, but she looks like a lot of fun!!! Damn, you are lucky to hit that!!
ps...yes, I am serious and yes, I love em with meat!!!
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Snitched out by h0€
Me and my old lady had a big ass fight and I split my house for about 2 weeks. Anyways I call this chick named Santana Swallows because I was pissed off, stuck in a hotel room and wanted a mad ass drunken revenge BJ and the b! Tch to swallow a gallon of little bitty unborn Shade Trees. (this chick is all over CL, BP, and CV if you do a search)
Somehow. Like a dumbass, I save the chicks ph# and a pic she sent me in my contacts. Well, me and my old lady reconcile, but she does a CSI on my phone while I'm sleep because in her mind, there is NO WAY I'm going to be gone out the house for 2 weeks and NOT smash SOMEBODY.
So of course she finds the number and calls this chick. Well good ol' Santana spills all the fucking beans about how shes an escort, be all over the internet, who old she is, where the fuck shes from.
So now I'm every "trick ass muthaphucka" known to mankind. If I go get gas, its "you trick ass 87 octane getting ass muthaphucka". When I go to work, its "you trick ass fake trying to be employee of the month ass trick ass muthaphucka". If I went to bible study, it'll probably be "you trick ass, sanctified, book of jobs reading, new testament quoting as trick ass muthaphucka". I hope you all can see where the moral of this story is going. "if you're going to take a shit, please make sure to wipe you ass clean and don't leave any streaks in your boxers. Because you never know if Dick Tracy is going to sniffing around in your drawers"
The killer thing about it, is that the chick was taking way too long to come thru. My Makers Mark high was on the decline and was yawning like crazy, so my sober mind appeared and started talking to me, like "come on fool, you know you aint really got this bread to blow on some chick". So I called and told the chick to turn around. Nevermind. All this drama over some "brain" that I didn't even get. Epic fail of the week.
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[QUOTE=Shade Tree]Me and my old lady had a big ass fight and I split my house for about 2 weeks. Anyways I call this chick named Santana Swallows because I was pissed off, stuck in a hotel room and wanted a mad ass drunken revenge BJ and the b! Tch to swallow a gallon of little bitty unborn Shade Trees. (this chick is all over CL, BP, and CV if you do a search)
Somehow. Like a dumbass, I save the chicks ph# and a pic she sent me in my contacts. Well, me and my old lady reconcile, but she does a CSI on my phone while I'm sleep because in her mind, there is NO WAY I'm going to be gone out the house for 2 weeks and NOT smash SOMEBODY.
So of course she finds the number and calls this chick. Well good ol' Santana spills all the fucking beans about how shes an escort, be all over the internet, who old she is, where the fuck shes from.
So now I'm every "trick ass muthaphucka" known to mankind. If I go get gas, its "you trick ass 87 octane getting ass muthaphucka". When I go to work, its "you trick ass fake trying to be employee of the month ass trick ass muthaphucka". If I went to bible study, it'll probably be "you trick ass, sanctified, book of jobs reading, new testament quoting as trick ass muthaphucka". I hope you all can see where the moral of this story is going. "if you're going to take a shit, please make sure to wipe you ass clean and don't leave any streaks in your boxers. Because you never know if Dick Tracy is going to sniffing around in your drawers"
The killer thing about it, is that the chick was taking way too long to come thru. My Makers Mark high was on the decline and was yawning like crazy, so my sober mind appeared and started talking to me, like "come on fool, you know you aint really got this bread to blow on some chick". So I called and told the chick to turn around. Nevermind. All this drama over some "brain" that I didn't even get. Epic fail of the week.[/QUOTE]
Sorry to hear that, my friend. That sux, but thanks for the warning. A good ho practices confidentiality. It's one of the important things about this game that makes it work well. Whenever that confidentiality is violated, the violator has to be excommunicated from our little subculture.
I would advise that you not go down the marriage route with this old lady of yours. She'll never forget that this happened and will make you absolutely fucking miserable about it after you take your vows. Believe me, if you don't have bread to blow on a ho, you DEFINITELY don't have it blow on a vindictive woman scorn in the divorce proceedings. It's cheaper to leave her - at this point.
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[QUOTE=Gaghoes]Sorry to hear that, my friend. That sux, but thanks for the warning. A good ho practices confidentiality. It's one of the important things about this game that makes it work well. Whenever that confidentiality is violated, the violator has to be excommunicated from our little subculture.
I would advise that you not go down the marriage route with this old lady of yours. She'll never forget that this happened and will make you absolutely fucking miserable about it after you take your vows. Believe me, if you don't have bread to blow on a ho, you DEFINITELY don't have it blow on a vindictive woman scorn in the divorce proceedings. It's cheaper to leave her - at this point.[/QUOTE]
I agree with you 100% gag
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[QUOTE=Gaghoes]Sorry to hear that, my friend. That sux, but thanks for the warning. A good ho practices confidentiality. It's one of the important things about this game that makes it work well. Whenever that confidentiality is violated, the violator has to be excommunicated from our little subculture.
I would advise that you not go down the marriage route with this old lady of yours. She'll never forget that this happened and will make you absolutely fucking miserable about it after you take your vows. Believe me, if you don't have bread to blow on a ho, you DEFINITELY don't have it blow on a vindictive woman scorn in the divorce proceedings. It's cheaper to leave her - at this point.[/QUOTE]
This is the problem with hobbying in Atlanta, the street hoes have taken over everything BP, CL etc. There is ZERO professionalism in the business now. I'm sticking to my regulars for now.
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Originally Posted by Gaghoes
Sorry to hear that, my friend. That sux, but thanks for the warning. A good ho practices confidentiality. It's one of the important things about this game that makes it work well. Whenever that confidentiality is violated, the violator has to be excommunicated from our little subculture.
I would advise that you not go down the marriage route with this old lady of yours. She'll never forget that this happened and will make you absolutely fucking miserable about it after you take your vows. Believe me, if you don't have bread to blow on a ho, you DEFINITELY don't have it blow on a vindictive woman scorn in the divorce proceedings. It's cheaper to leave her. At this point.
Damm homey I feel 4 you dog I been there. I took the high road and left just have a good lawyer when you leave
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[QUOTE=Shade Tree]Me and my old lady had a big ass fight and I split my house for about 2 weeks. Anyways I call this chick named Santana Swallows because I was pissed off, stuck in a hotel room and wanted a mad ass drunken revenge BJ and the b! Tch to swallow a gallon of little bitty unborn Shade Trees. (this chick is all over CL, BP, and CV if you do a search)
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Sorry bro, what's done is done; all I can advise you is just walk away from this relationship, no good is going to come of it plus it will turn to hell if you get married to her. Women can never let some ish go!
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[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]This is the problem with hobbying in Atlanta, the street hoes have taken over everything BP, CL etc. There is ZERO professionalism in the business now. I'm sticking to my regulars for now.[/QUOTE]
That's why I only get around to like 1 new provider every month or so; I have to do the full recon. I dont want to get robbed, get busted in an LE sting or to worry about a provider calling me to play Captain Save a Ho. All I want to do is hit and quit.
Quick tip: get a prepaid phone for mongering purposes preferably one that has a sim card you can take out and hide so even if someone finds the phone there is no incriminating info on it....
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I called Michelle yesterday, she picked up right away and arranged to meet her within 30 mins as I was in the area, went to the hotel, usual 2 call set up, I call for her room # and get a text asking for 5 more mins. After 30 mins of waiting and multiple calls I realized I wasnt going to get any from her so I left. So before you guys go out to see her, just be sure to have a back up plan cause she looks to be the flaky kind.
[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/80_more_for_your_buck_80_sexy_thick_latina_80_21/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=3178415[/url]
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[QUOTE=Acolyte]Women can never let some shit go![/QUOTE]
Geez tell me about it.
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[QUOTE=Acolyte]That's why I only get around to like 1 new provider every month or so; I have to do the full recon. I dont want to get robbed, get busted in an LE sting or to worry about a provider calling me to play Captain Save a Ho. All I want to do is hit and quit.
Quick tip: get a prepaid phone for mongering purposes preferably one that has a sim card you can take out and hide so even if someone finds the phone there is no incriminating info on it....[/QUOTE]Or Google Voice.
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[QUOTE=Cueball]I called Michelle yesterday, she picked up right away and arranged to meet her within 30 mins as I was in the area, went to the hotel, usual 2 call set up, I call for her room # and get a text asking for 5 more mins. After 30 mins of waiting and multiple calls I realized I wasnt going to get any from her so I left. So before you guys go out to see her, just be sure to have a back up plan cause she looks to be the flaky kind.
[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/80_more_for_your_buck_80_sexy_thick_latina_80_21/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=3178415[/url][/QUOTE]
I also heard some flaky shit on this chick in the past she seem to get spook over anything, BUT I also heard of a few guys that did see her and she was ok in the bed.
Kid Cisco
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Miss Michelle
[QUOTE=Cueball]I called Michelle yesterday, she picked up right away and arranged to meet her within 30 mins as I was in the area, went to the hotel, usual 2 call set up, I call for her room # and get a text asking for 5 more mins. After 30 mins of waiting and multiple calls I realized I wasnt going to get any from her so I left. So before you guys go out to see her, just be sure to have a back up plan cause she looks to be the flaky kind.
[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/80_more_for_your_buck_80_sexy_thick_latina_80_21/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=3178415[/url][/QUOTE]
I would have to agree with the Kid. I have read some ok things about her but if you search on here you will see where I posted about my experience with her. She simply stunk down there. I have been meaning to take another try at it because it could have been that she was coming off her period and her body is so damn thick and solid. Dont know where the hell she has been for the past two months. Will probably hit it up today and report back.
Sputnick OUT!!!
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Random rants
Addressed to the girls:
1) This is hardly definitive and I would like to get more inside info... one girl complained bitterly that CL is too costly now and you can't edit anything w/o being charged double. I told her that I much prefer BP but she said she doesn't get calls from her BP ads. I think she is mistaken but who knows?
2) Hotel Girls - A great few experiences notwithstanding, I no longer expect to do anything other than catch a nut and split. Girls: you won't be getting your 60 min rate from me any longer because I get no extra mileage for the high octane fee. Nothing. I understand your quandary because most guys just want a quick screw and to pay you as little as possible, but not me. I'm not asking for multiples (though that would be nice) -- just non-rushed and as GFE as you can make it. No, for me it is quickies or 30s from here on out. I'll give you a nice tip in the unlikely event that you actually give a shit about the quality of your service. (edit: I was too harsh here -- half or more do a good job but see below)
3) Hotel Girls (II) - Hey girls, I travel a LOT in my work and the first thing I do on entering a hotel is strip off the bed cover. They are almost NEVER cleaned. Screwing on the bed sheets multiple times presents a problem but at least the sheets are cleaned every once and a while. Or take a hint from Delilah Red (who I saw a year ago) and bring your own clean blanket to fuck on.
4) Hotel Girls (III) - Clean your pussies! After seeing a client a quick wipe with a rag isn't enough. Turn on the tub faucet, squat down a give it a good rinse (kudos to Meko here!). In my experience about 1 in 10 women have an odor problem for whatever reason, outside the normal menstrual cycle. But half or more of you hotel girls fricking REEK!!! I won't return to see you *ever*, no matter the price or how hot you are otherwise.
5) Hotel Girls (IV) [and others] - A small but very much appreciated service would be an after action client clean up. Just giving me some toilet paper doesn't cut it. Is a clean washcloth too much to ask for? Go to Walmart and buy washcloths in bulk. TELL me it is fresh and clean. Even better, spend a couple of minutes cleaning me up. Make it kind-of a ritual like some asian girls do. Trust me, us guys would like it.
6) To you girls posting music in your ads: STOP! It gets you nowhere and annoys the fuck out of us clients. Also, don't post photos so huge that they won't fit on my already massive video monitor. And if you insist on using HTML, close your font and color tags, etc. When you don't it fucks up all the ads that follow.
7) Does a plumber ask to borrow a wrench? I always bring condoms but I'm amazed how many of you girls don't have any. And please, if you don't like the brand that I have, don't give me a Magnum. I am not Mandingo. I am likely to slip right out of it and you don't want that, do you?
8) For you Outcall girls: I luv you the most. Most of you really tried to make it a good experience for me, so thank you, thank you, thank you. Please ignore all my bitching and moaning above. Well, most of it.