This really made me LOL -Update on terms across forums
Saw this on the NC Other Area / Jacksonville thread:
Update on terms across forums:
Saw this on another site as a translation guide. Mongers as always be safe and you're welcome!
Translation Codes for STG Ads:
If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, sometimes fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Spinner: Usually junkie, often fat.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist or hopeful you're a dumbass.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and finish early.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.
Know my worth: actually knows less of her worth than the other girls gulping shlong for money and accept it.
DDF: User, usually heroin.
Here is the link!
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