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I had a dream tonight that I saw Emerald Sky at her Incall. She is a beautiful girl that has the most awesome body, smile, and green eyes. She is a true GFE and is out to please. A must see if you are into the GFE thing.

Clean out some space in your mailbox.

I'm trying to send info on someone you asked me about.

Thanks,

BFDeal

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1390861]Clean out some space in your mailbox.

I'm trying to send info on someone you asked me about.

Thanks,

BFDeal[/QUOTE]Cleaned out and thanks.

Met mellissa on a Saturday, and was impressed. No bullshit, great massage, and her techniques are worth writing songs about. Will see again.

I had the opportunity to visit Teresa this morning to start my week off right. As always, I left with a big smile as this sweetheart always takes her time to make sure an old guy is a happy old guy.

If you haven't seen her in a while, Run don't walk to the phone and get in touch with her.

Had a visit with Carlee last week. Very easy setup, the standard 2 phone call, and she met me at the door. She was extremely nice and very accommodating. Her oral skills were so good that I didn't care about the rest of the session. I would recommend her and I plan on seeing her again.

[QUOTE=Ape Man;1390391]You must have wore her out. She told me she got rear ended and had to go to the hospital. Seriously.[/QUOTE]Might explain why she's been slow to answer emails. FTR, *I* didn't rear end her, if that's what you're thinking, though hers is a very nice rear end. Honestly, the way people drive around here, it wouldn't surprise me.

I know right, something different here these days. But don't get too excited just yet.

Pink, it's my new obsession.

Pink it's not even a question.

Pink, it's the color of passion.

Pink, it was love at first sight.

Pink, get's me high as a kite.

Yeah, I want to be your lover.

Yeah, Pink, is now my favorite crayon.

Sorry, couldn't help myself, and if you happen to seek your fun somewhere besides in the backpages, you will know who this refers to without me having to post a link. I used to think that Latin lovers were the way to go, but I apparently was a couple of letters of the alphabet short. I should have been saying Latvian lovers. My apologies to ASCAP for stealing lyrics without a license, but at least I did not steal them all nor in order.

Hey guys,

I met up with Melissa earlier today. I can see why she is so highly thought around here. I will definately be visiting her again soon.

Oh, one, touching one, reaching out.

Touching me, touching you.

Oh, sweet Caroline.

Good times never seem so good.

Oh I've been inclined to believe it never would.

Sweet Caroline was just in town visiting from Central Illinois. I had to copy Ilapp by using song lyrics. She is usually on GBN and describes herself accurately. Those who know my so called type would think that she would not have usually been on my radar. I have to say I need to expand my thinking. Great girl with exceptional talents. Her first visit was not a great success but maybe next one will be. I will repeat.

I have just heard from an long lost friend. Vedra / Heidi. She is looking to get back in to the hobby. This isn't a review in that I haven't visited her recently. To those seniors interested PM for the 411.

Been out of town lately and had a date with a hot black provider in Ohio a few days back. I had drinks with her at the hotel bar (I got the room, which means she was outcall). With things going well, I decided to run my Buckwheat joke by her.

Teacher: "Buckwheat, please use the word 'dictate' in a sentence."

Buckwheat: "OK, Mrs. Crabtree. Let's see, um, dictate. After my gur-friend gave me head, I akst her how do my dic-tate."

My date suddenly had this look on her face like I just punched her in the stomach. She then said I was both offensive and racist. After she downed her drink, she texted someone, waited a few minutes and walked out. I don't think she thought it was funny.

Oh well, I ordered another beer, asked the bartender to switch the channel back to ESPN and called someone else.

Trying to figure out WTF.

BFDeal

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1395014]Been out of town lately and had a date with a hot black provider in Ohio a few days back. I had drinks with her at the hotel bar (I got the room, which means she was outcall). With things going well, I decided to run my Buckwheat joke by her.

Teacher: "Buckwheat, please use the word 'dictate' in a sentence."

Buckwheat: "OK, Mrs. Crabtree. Let's see, um, dictate. After my gur-friend gave me head, I akst her how do my dic-tate."

My date suddenly had this look on her face like I just punched her in the stomach. She then said I was both offensive and racist. After she downed her drink, she texted someone, waited a few minutes and walked out. I don't think she thought it was funny.

Oh well, I ordered another beer, asked the bartender to switch the channel back to ESPN and called someone else.

Trying to figure out WTF.

BFDeal[/QUOTE]You're funny BF, too funny. FOS as usual.

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1395014]had a date with a hot black provider in Ohio a few days back.

I akst her how do my dic-tate."

She then said I was both offensive and racist. I don't think she thought it was funny.

BFDeal[/QUOTE]BFD,

As long as you've been mongering, one would have thought that you would have sprung this joke on her 'AFTER' she could have told you how 'YOUR dic-tate'.

Some of these gals just have no sense of humor. Seeings how it is nearly baseball season, so glad that you could call in a pinchhitter on the fly.

Cheers, V

I know I am breaking the rules on posting about highly posted provider but I saw Teresa for the first time since she had her breast reduction. I always liked her big tits but I must say her natual tits are nice and teenish type perky. I normally go with the Mistress Teresa type activities, but yesterday was more on the normal side. (almost) I had just about forgotten how awesome her tight round ass looks rocking back and forth on me from the reverse cowgirl angle and not to mention a vaction to the Mediterranean Greek Ilse's.

Have fun and be safe,