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Decided to TOFTT and boy, wow, golly, do I wish I could have those 30 minutes back.

Price looked pretty good in light of the services advertised. A little *too* good as it turns out. Yeah, yeah, I know you're shocked.

Nice enough girl, but suffice to say, she blew past the advertised 160 lbs. A good 35 lbs. Ago. Hoo boy.

If you like a woman who knows her way around the ol' p spot, well, I'll give her that. Between her efforts there and spirited whistling, I did manage to empty the well. All for a pretty reasonable. 7. But won't be back.

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[QUOTE=HenrySmall; 1619519]But the picture of this girl in the black bra and panties is taken in a mirror. The funny thing about mirrors is that things appear reversed in them. These pics actually display a great degree of continuity.

Hank.[/QUOTE]If both pics are in the mirror then how does the tattoo move? Different mirror? LOL. If I take a pic in the mirror with a watch on my left arm it may appear to be on my right but it will appear that way in all the pics. Am I missing something here? No need to harp on it but just thought I was the one going crazy.

[QUOTE=GotMilf;1618234]Agreed. Definitely TGTBT. But best of luck.[/QUOTE]So I emailed her back Saturday night and I asked would she be able to meet. She said that would work out. She asks for my number so that she could call me. I give her the burner # and she never calls, just texts. Thats already a red flag. She has me go to a efficiency room on the north side and park in the back. But she didn't know that I was already 5 min away. I parked and sat in the back for 20 minutes "scoping" things out for possible LE, robbery, etc. I call she doesn't pick up the phone. She texts back like 10 minutes later and says to go park in back of alley! I text back and I say no. So by then, I knew I should have left. But I stayed and actually walked into the hotel. I texted her and stated that I took a cab and didn't have a car. So she says to come up to the third floor and text her when I got there. But again. I was already in the motel during this whole texting fiasco. I jumped on the elevator to the third floor and walked about 20 feet into the hall and I saw like 3 thugs just walking out of a motel door, one holding a baby carriage! Very scary. At this time I turned around to back to the elevator to just leave and call it a night. BUT as I was turning around. There was a fat black girl peeking out the door texting on her phone! Luckily I had my phone on vibrate and my phone was going off within seconds. I nver looked at my phone and I just left. I am assuming it was her.

[QUOTE=Euro Thugz;1620194]So I emailed her back Saturday night and I asked would she be able to meet. She said that would work out. She asks for my number so that she could call me. I give her the burner # and she never calls, just texts. Thats already a red flag. She has me go to a efficiency room on the north side and park in the back. But she didn't know that I was already 5 min away. I parked and sat in the back for 20 minutes "scoping" things out for possible LE, robbery, etc. I call she doesn't pick up the phone. She texts back like 10 minutes later and says to go park in back of alley! I text back and I say no. So by then, I knew I should have left. But I stayed and actually walked into the hotel. I texted her and stated that I took a cab and didn't have a car. So she says to come up to the third floor and text her when I got there. But again. I was already in the motel during this whole texting fiasco. I jumped on the elevator to the third floor and walked about 20 feet into the hall and I saw like 3 thugs just walking out of a motel door, one holding a baby carriage! Very scary. At this time I turned around to back to the elevator to just leave and call it a night. BUT as I was turning around. There was a fat black girl peeking out the door texting on her phone! Luckily I had my phone on vibrate and my phone was going off within seconds. I nver looked at my phone and I just left. I am assuming it was her.[/QUOTE]I've been working one from Waukegan that makes one excuse after another why I need to come to her and get a room up there. Yeah right.

Uhhhh, only one of the pictures in question is obviously in a mirror. It's pretty obvious that they are all the same girl. Not to say it's the girl you'll meet if you you respond to the ad.

Hank.

[QUOTE=DWill;1619961]If both pics are in the mirror then how does the tattoo move? Different mirror? LOL. If I take a pic in the mirror with a watch on my left arm it may appear to be on my right but it will appear that way in all the pics. Am I missing something here? No need to harp on it but just thought I was the one going crazy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HenrySmall; 1620509]Uhhhh, only one of the pictures in question is obviously in a mirror. It's pretty obvious that they are all the same girl. Not to say it's the girl you'll meet if you you respond to the ad.

Hank.[/QUOTE]Seems that has been established! This game is starting to seem harder than having a girlfriend.

Thinking about TOFTT this weekend, anybody have any info though? Looks TGTBT and might not be the the same girl, no results from tiny eye or phone.

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[QUOTE=SimonHeSays;1620209]I've been working one from Waukegan that makes one excuse after another why I need to come to her and get a room up there. Yeah right.[/QUOTE]They may have fucked you up or the fat black chick may have fucked your ass up.

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[QUOTE=Euro Thugz;1620194]So I emailed her back Saturday night and I asked would she be able to meet. She said that would work out. She asks for my number so that she could call me. I give her the burner # and she never calls, just texts. Thats already a red flag. She has me go to a efficiency room on the north side and park in the back. But she didn't know that I was already 5 min away. I parked and sat in the back for 20 minutes "scoping" things out for possible LE, robbery, etc. I call she doesn't pick up the phone. She texts back like 10 minutes later and says to go park in back of alley! I text back and I say no. So by then, I knew I should have left. But I stayed and actually walked into the hotel. I texted her and stated that I took a cab and didn't have a car. So she says to come up to the third floor and text her when I got there. But again. I was already in the motel during this whole texting fiasco. I jumped on the elevator to the third floor and walked about 20 feet into the hall and I saw like 3 thugs just walking out of a motel door, one holding a baby carriage! Very scary. At this time I turned around to back to the elevator to just leave and call it a night. BUT as I was turning around. There was a fat black girl peeking out the door texting on her phone! Luckily I had my phone on vibrate and my phone was going off within seconds. I nver looked at my phone and I just left. I am assuming it was her.[/QUOTE]Thanks for reporting back. I really wanted to give her a visit. The pictures looked very nice. You could have possibly saved my life (and money). That's the think about visiting a provider that there is no review on.

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[QUOTE=Davidonecall;1620898]Thanks for reporting back. I really wanted to give her a visit. The pictures looked very nice. You could have possibly saved my life (and money). That's the think about visiting a provider that there is no review on.[/QUOTE]Very smart approach. Saved yourself what seemed to be a setup. I learned a lot from the way you approached this one.

Had a dream and argue. So called one of AP's around Ohare, went around evening they had better than average thai girl and excellent service, mostly have seen Chinese or Korean. First time for me a Thai in US. While driving back home remembered a friend of mine narrating a story or a joke few weeks back. " My roommate ran down the street. Yelling at the top of his lungs. Its a boy. Its a boy. Its. Its. Its a boy. Tears were streaming from his eyes. It was on that day he decided never to take another hooker from Thailand!". All of sudden started becoming uncomfortable or feeling Deja vu. My head is not fair ruined my day.

Don't waste your time and money on Alyssa. I saw her at an extended stay hotel near Touhy and Lee in Des Plaines. She looks nothing like the girl in the pictures she uses, which were apparently stolen from someone else's ad. She's fat and unattractive, she has lots of ugly tattoos, and her attitude was cold and downright rude. You're better off staying at home, jerking off to shitty porn, and burning some twenty dollar bills in an ashtray than wasting your time with this woman. My time would have been better spent doing that then giving this fraud a chance.

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