Bad experience at Maple w / Sarah
Been to maple a few times but haven't been in 3 months or so. So a couple of days ago I went in the late afternoon and met Sarah at the door. She was a smokeshow to be sure! Paid my dues and got undressed. She asked if I wanted a massage and I confirmed. She had me lay face down, the usual. I try to make a little small talk but it's fairly clear she's not interested. No worries. Now, I normally am not comfortable face down with my nose in the hole, arms down at my side. I prefer to lay face down with my arms out and hanging off the table arms up and hands up by my head, and laying with my head turned to one side. I am a little claustrophobic and it's just a comfort thing. But she *insisted* I keep my hands at my side and put my face through the hole. Every time I tried to adjust, I was met with her telling me to stay still. It's important to note here that she had set her phone on the table by my side and I could tell she was checking it often, so it was evident that she didn't want me to see her with her face in the screen. This is, of course, NOT helping me to get in the mood.
About five minutes go by and she opened the door to call out to another girl that her Doordash would be here soon. Great. Sure enough, she immediately says it's time for the flip. I'm not excited in the slightest yet, but out came the bag for a CBJ. Okay. Still not doing much to get me going. Doorbell rings, she gets up and leaves to get her food, I assume. From there, everything was crazy rushed. She told me exactly how to position myself on the table: flat on my back with my legs together, which is another huge turnoff and I'm getting more annoyed than turned on. She mounts me CG and it absolutely isn't working for me because my bullshit tolerance meter is starting to dip into the red, so I get up and switch to DS in and attempt to salvage the session. She only lets me attempt it for 30 seconds or so before she tells me to lay back down and goes back to CBJ. I manage to get it up (she IS good at it and DT / gagging was enough to finally let me relax a little and enjoy it somewhat) and I finish.
She gives me some wipes to clean myself up and stands there on her phone while I get dressed and leave. I was in and out of there in (no shit) 25 minutes at the MOST. And that's being generous.
Total disappointment, especially since Sarah was so. Fucking. Hot. I'm sincerely happy that most posters seem to get impeccable service at Maple, but I will not be going back.
Card anaolgy interesting there is a need for catagorization
I moved to this pattern.
1. Doggy Files Episodes = adventure stories of all kinds.
2. DF MILF Alerts = When a bat signal is needed regarding a delectable MILF available in the area.
3. DFFTA = After discussion with a certain bear we defined a new Doggy File Fuck Toy Alert. Its for those girls we all love that may not be conventionally attractive, but have the equipment and the attitude to deliver deep satisfaction. The ones you certainly don't bring home to mutha.
Current DFFTA candidates include Yumi at Blue Jade, Gina at Brisa, and the new girl that just landed at Lotus.
The scouting continues!
[QUOTE=Gibs789;7463899]The Doggy Files is like baseball cards. Usually you get single players, but every once in a while you get a team photo! Actually, did you ever consider a career as a scout? Or maybe creating some version of AMP sabermetrics? What's the AMP version of OPS? Actually finding a great girl is a lot like Moneyball. You can't do it from pictures or measurements, which are more like traditional batting average. Where does the real player value lie?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7463973]I moved to this pattern.
1. Doggy Files Episodes = adventure stories of all kinds.
2. DF MILF Alerts = When a bat signal is needed regarding a delectable MILF available in the area.
3. DFFTA = After discussion with a certain bear we defined a new Doggy File Fuck Toy Alert. Its for those girls we all love that may not be conventionally attractive, but have the equipment and the attitude to deliver deep satisfaction. The ones you certainly don't bring home to mutha.
Current DFFTA candidates include Yumi at Blue Jade, Gina at Brisa, and the new girl that just landed at Lotus.
The scouting continues![/QUOTE]So the Doggy product line has now expanded into an entire suite of tools! Consider adding a little tagline at the end of your notes, like "Report powered by DoggyTech". It adds a certain gravitas.
Laid eyes on both Yumi and Gina last night
I think they may be too attractive to enter that elusive fuck toy category. Don't agree with whoever said Gina needs to lose 15-20 pounds, 5-10 at most, her body quite good, just not slender like the other two at Brisa. Gina minus 10lbs would basically have Suzi's figure, which is hella nice, but very rare. Yumi also with a very nice figure, just doesn't have the vibe of Joey or Suzy. She asked me to come back for her (as they all do.). All three girls at Blue Jade appear to offer an extended menu, although I have not partaken as of yet.
I also saw the new girl at Lotus, name escapes me, just massive cans, bigger than Gina. She 100% fits the fuck toy mold I have in mind. Not sure I would take her on a date (Nana right there after all), but might just want to wear her out.
[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7463973]I moved to this pattern.
1. Doggy Files Episodes = adventure stories of all kinds.
2. DF MILF Alerts = When a bat signal is needed regarding a delectable MILF available in the area.
3. DFFTA = After discussion with a certain bear we defined a new Doggy File Fuck Toy Alert. Its for those girls we all love that may not be conventionally attractive, but have the equipment and the attitude to deliver deep satisfaction. The ones you certainly don't bring home to mutha.
Current DFFTA candidates include Yumi at Blue Jade, Gina at Brisa, and the new girl that just landed at Lotus.
The scouting continues![/QUOTE]
Doggy Files E10 - Helen at Brisa. When your sweet girlfriend gets curious about porn
Been anticipating this one for a while, got denied on Friday and smooched her and cuddled a bit last night. I'm on fire with her looks.
Helen is petite and slim, with a lovely hourglass figure, small but oh-so-luscious tits, dark shorter hair just to her chin line, and a stunningly beautiful face. She tends to wear fishnet dresses that show everything and there are just no flaws in sight. Some guys will want a bigger rack but I give face and body a 10. Best looking girl at Brisa since Sophia IMHO.
She ushered me to the room, she knew me slightly and there was build up from the MMS (my sexual guide.) but basically I was just another dude. My goal immediately was to be more memorable than that at least as far as our mutual fantasy goes, I really wanted the GFE. No massage to start, tender DFK, some slow BBBJ as I sat on the table, then I lay her down on the table and went to work. Slowly her demeanor started change from a knowing smirk of a pro to something else, I heard "oh my", then "boyfriend", I had cold water for the water trick and that had a great effect. The Os started to come on and she did a slow grind. Ok I had a BFF now so time for me to lay on the table have her go to work too. My new sweet girlfriend started to lovingly and gently kiss and lick my balls and shaft as I looked into her eyes. So so sweet. TUMA was offered but I declined.
Then she grabbed my johnson and started slapping her face with it.
Whoa. We are in different territory now. The BBBJ got more aggressive, she flipped to 69 and we both got more aggressive. I wanted to touch her cervix with my tongue, she seemed to want to swallow my cock and balls whole. More Os. She held up a condom and asked if I wanted (YMMV), I used my last ounce of self control to say yes, and we started with standing mish and standing K9, her face and body was just exquisite. Next I asked her to fuck me and she got on and did just an unbelievable hard grind on me, mostly sitting straight up and grabbing my balls behind her. She orgasmed again and practically pogo-sticked on me for a while. Finally did prone bone and she kept saying "don't stop, don't stop! I finally stopped (LOL) because I was ready to pop and flipped her over to DFK while I violently fucked her to completion.
I lay exhausted on her kissing her face and neck and breasts, and I looked at her and the beast that had been pounding me was transformed back into the ultrasweet girlfriend. I never heard the dreaded "lao gong", but I was getting such loving looks as she cleaned me up and then gave me a nice massage. The shop was getting busy (what was with the two dudes on the camera, one 300 lb plus, that came in and went to the same room together? Ok maybe I don't want to know) I kind of assumed Helen needed to go but to my delight she seemed to want to milk every minute of our hour.
I got dressed she helped some then lay back down on the table, we had about 3 minutes left and she appeared to sleep then slowly looked up at me and said "fuck me". I looked back in confusion and was prepared to start tearing my clothes back off but she thought better of it and apologized that she had to work.
Walked out, kissed Gina on the way and kissed Helen 4-5 more times. Went outside and blinked in the sun.
Was that even real?
DF FTA. Judy at Lotus. Gird your loins
So this the inaugural Fuck Toy Alert, Its about a certain type of girl many of us love.
I had laid eyes on Judy once before, and frankly I had tunnel vision I barely saw anything but her enormous natural cans, the largest I have seen natural or man-made in the whole area. I immediately thought about my new fuck toy category. Contacted MMS today and made the arrangement.
I went in around 6:30 in the evening, unusual for me, and Judy met me at the door wearing a low cut sailor dress. She has broad Asian features, maybe 5-4, and the classic long hair with bangs, I had assumed with that rack she was plump but low and behold just highly voluptuous, with a big round booty. Definitely a wet dream for an Asian fetishist like me.
She wanted to start with a massage and it helps me get stoked up, so after some nice kisses and some motorboat on those tits I got on the table and she gave a nice strong massage. Lots of hand roaming and she had helpfully forgotten to wear underwear. The massage was good and she must have used some tasty oil because she followed with with a high quality cat bath, along the lines of Monica and Mickey at Brisa. After a hot towel wipe down I got up and asked Judy to lay on the table and I got on top of her and kissed her then spent a bunch of time on those amazing cans, I finally headed down for DATY. She has a large kitty that required some navigation, but I found my bearings and went to work on her, she liked clit stimulation but her real g spot was inside a bit and once I zeroed in on that and I got an O, which really surprised her, late in the day, she claimed her first of the day, and now she was giggling and delighted, as was I. She liked putting my fingers in her mouth as I worked.
She got me to lay down and proceeded with a tongue flicking BLS and BBBJ, super high quality, then popped around to a short (for me) round of 69. She was ready for intercourse and the cover came on and we started with standing mish, I was worried about navigating that big kitty with my package, but thankfully one inside things felt snug. We switch to K9 and she squatted on the table and held my balls as I stroked, felt fantastic. At this point I was highly aroused and jumped ahead to K9 on the table with hard pounding then mish on the table as well. Almost popped there, the cans moving in mish were mesmerizing. Mirror images looked absolutely great (except for me). I then asked her to fuck me and she climbed on with super energetic ACG and put my thumb and finger in her mouth again and basically sucked my thumb as she fucked me. Those boobs were flying everywhere. Almost popped again. Finished with very powerful mish, once again hypnotized by the natural breast movement.
I was covered in sweat by this time and Judy took me to the nice table shower area and gave me a meticulous washing, we are chatting and laughing the whole time. I got dressed and went to the sleeping area and poor Nana woke up but seemed delighted to see me, we all three chatted a bit and Nana went and got some beers from the back, more chatting, very little need for translation with these two. Nana's nickname of "the Goddess" is well deserved, she was dressed up like some sort of harem girl. Also not a single doorbell till the very end of the hour and a half I was there. Finally a customer showed, Nana was up, so she led him to a room, came back and kissed me and said "520" (Chinese slang for "I love you") and then I kissed Judy and thanked her and walked out into the rain.
Drained and satisfied. I'm only supposed to care about sex with a fuck toy but Judy turned out very nice and sweet too. I just can't play it cool.
(On all my reports I'll only mention donations when it varies from the standard, this did not)
Pretty sure I would have left
You have the patience of Job FG. That girl way too delectable to have to watch her leave that many times. I get hard quick but that yoyo would have been torture.
[QUOTE=FlyingGolfball;7466310]MMS texted me and recommended Helen, so I stopped by this morning.
The store seemed not so busy, only Yiyi had an appointment. Gina and Helen answered the door, and Helen walked me to the first room (with the window covered up).
...
Helen was fine. I think I could have had a lot more fun with her, but I picked the wrong day, wrong time to visit. 6 mongers in 20 minutes. That's a record time high.[/QUOTE]
That said, I'm not sure I remember it happening to me.
I try pretty hard to come at less busy times. Also I think when you are licking pussy THEY don't want to be interrupted HAHAHA.
[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7466649]You have the patience of Job FG. That girl way too delectable to have to watch her leave that many times. I get hard quick but that yoyo would have been torture.[/QUOTE]