Like shooting fish in a barrel
[QUOTE=Chris5;2616162]To all you pussies on here whining about that beitch Michelle 1 disappearing!! LOL! Grow a set of fucking balls!!
She will NOT be missed!
Pussy ass mongers!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]A mother was standing watching a parade and heard saying, "How come everyone is out of step but my Chrissy?"
If a lengthy list of paid prostitutes won't see you, trust me, the issue isn't them. Are you the only one that doesn't realize that fact?
Just sayin'.
C3.
Welcome Aboard Boat Captain!
[QUOTE=BoatCapt;2616438]I usually post on another site but I do read here and have decided to start. Chris5, your words say exactly what people think. I've seen here many times. It's her job, she does it good, very sweet. Lots of people wish it was you who is missing. She's a person and no one should wish bad shit on people. Except on you. I know your campaigning for douchebag of the year and your winning. The reality, you want the better girls but can't afford it. Every single girl I've seen that knows you or has met you just laughs about you. It's a running joke.
The Capt.[/QUOTE]Regardless if you are truly a new bee or a reincarnation of a previous handle, your perception of Sissy Chrissy is spot on! Thanks for your input here publicly!
Chrissy5 would not be missed
[QUOTE=Cal41;2616566][b]Chrissy5[/b]
Dude! You are such a tough guy. I have'nt had the pleasure of meeting Michele but she seemed to be a good provider. So it would make perfect sense for the normal guy to hope she hasn't met any harm! Since you are a flaming douche, your take on her is to be expected. Only wish you were the one no one has heard from![/QUOTE]An Emergency Call Center worker in Oirlando (who is also a USASG member) has been dismissed from his job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with his treatment. It seems Chris5 dialed 911 from a mobile phone stating, "[I]I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Jesus.[/I]" Apparently "[I]remain calm and stay on the line[/I]" was not considered to be an appropriate response.
Chris5 gets a call at work from the police telling him that his house had been robbed. The offenders had also consumed ALL of his beer, and had their way with his SW girlfriend. A moment of silence passes, then Chris5 says, "[I]I can't believe they fucked my SW girlfriend after only two beers![/I]".
Did Michele 1 l work with another provider?
Did Michele 1 l work with another provider? Did she ever do threesome dates for her clients? I'm just wondering. I have a birthday coming up. If you know of a provider that worked with her let me know with a PM. Thanks.
The weekend dream (things that might has been observed on their romantic rendezvous)
[QUOTE=WllWankForFood;2617257]Apparently Chris has a monopoly on pining over providers who are no longer around.
[URL]https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5133/13953783092_54352f67f8_o.jpg[/URL]
A really quick search through his post history.
UCF Brandi.
With the exception of being blonde, UCF Brandi fits your description to the tee! Gorgeous mesmerizing blue eyed Goddess. You would have hit the jackpot! Unfortunately she retired. YES I miss her!
UCF Brandi.
Man I love your taste in women! Brandi was a doll! Awesome cool chick with a heart of gold. I hit the jackpot when I first met Brandi. How I miss that gorgeous woman!
Chris5.
Trust me I understand how you feel! I was at one point seeing Brandi 5 times a week. Her oral was out of this fucking world but her character and her personality were also good. Brandi was like the dream girl I never had. I dream of our sessions dam near every night. She is truly well missed here in Orlando.
Chris5.
Jonah I could not agree with you more. An overall outstanding beautiful provider and an even better friend. I literally had to push her gorgeous little head off my dick to get her to stop after I had already came. She wanted every single drop of me! I would leave Brandi room in an absolute cloud! I was one of the lucky one's as I got way more services than most guy's did. We did a weekend dream together and I will never forget it as long as I live! May God bless Brandi.
Chris5.
In my opinion UCF Brandi fits this bill perfectly!! Unfortunately this diamond has retired and relocated. Brandi was the ideal all american college girl type and girl next door all put together in one. Brandi has mesmerizing big blue eyes and a gorgeous hour glass figure, very young and gorgeous with porcelain skin. I have said this a hundred or more times that she was indeed the holy grail! Now whenever I see these hot college girl next door types walking around Orlando I am comparing them to Brandi. I still am heartbroken that she left the game. The best BBBJ in all of Orlando.
Chris5.
For the record I saw her once, seemed like a nice girl. BJ was nothing special. She needed to eat a sandwich.[/QUOTE]Things most likely observed on Brandi and Chrissy's most excellent weekend adventure.
Oil change for the Stang.
Trip to walmart to pick out engagement rings composed of 'P'ubic zarconia.
Brandy texting her boyfriend on how she can't wait for this to be over and that this may force her into early retirement.
Chrissy coughing up xtra coin to convince her to stay the whole weekend.
Chrissy taking her out for fine dining (2 of his trusty fold out chairs parked next to a food truck).
Chrissy calling up his favorite radio station (because he has to say he loves her in a song).
Brandi calling up her favorite radio station to dedicate a song to him (don't want NO short dick man?)
Poorly written poems left on her pillow offering up his designs of wanting to enter her most 'hole'iest of regions.
Chrissy and Brandi in bed, he is desperately trying to find a romantic movie, she is pretending to be asleep.
Chris presses play on the movie 'Hope Floats'.
Chrissy starts getting into an amorous mood.
Chrissy begins to fondle her, Brandi is still pretending to be asleep.
Chrissy try's to go down, snoring ensues.
Chrissy eventually tuckers out, Brandi is finally safe.
Brandi is figuring out how to sneak out before Chrissy wakes.
Brandi escapes, files for a restraining order but then has a change of mind and creates an alternate plan!
Brandi devising a plan on how Chris5 could by her a car (another hot base model stang perhaps?
Brandi does officially retire.
Everyone can thank Chrissy on leaving Brandi no other choice but an early retirement.
Everyone please feel free to add your ideas of likely things that unfortunately happened to Sweet Brandi on their weekend getaway!
The Rat Trap ongoing Saga featuring Chris5
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2617664]Things most likely observed on Brandi and Chrissy's most excellent weekend adventure.
Oil change for the Stang.
Trip to walmart to pick out engagement rings composed of 'P'ubic zarconia.
Brandy texting her boyfriend on how she can't wait for this to be over and that this may force her into early retirement.
Chrissy coughing up xtra coin to convince her to stay the whole weekend.
Chrissy taking her out for fine dining (2 of his trusty fold out chairs parked next to a food truck).
Chrissy calling up his favorite radio station (because he has to say he loves her in a song).
Brandi calling up her favorite radio station to dedicate a song to him (don't want NO short dick man?
Poorly written poems left on her pillow offering up his designs of wanting to enter her most 'hole'iest of regions.
Chrissy and Brandi in bed, he is desperately trying to find a romantic movie, she is pretending to be asleep.
Chris presses play on the movie 'Hope Floats'.
Chrissy starts getting into an amorous mood.
Chrissy begins to fondle her, Brandi is still pretending to be asleep.
Chrissy try's to go down, snoring ensues.
Chrissy eventually tuckers out, Brandi is finally safe.
Brandi is figuring out how to sneak out before Chrissy wakes.
Brandi escapes, files for a restraining order but then has a change of mind and creates an alternate plan!
Brandi devising a plan on how Chris5 could by her a car (another hot base model stang perhaps?
Brandi does officially retire.
Everyone can thank Chrissy on leaving Brandi no other choice but an early retirement.
Everyone please feel free to add your ideas of likely things that unfortunately happened to Sweet Brandi on their weekend getaway![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2617235]It is your turf.
Swags.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2616643]Chrissy is a hypocrite, he gets on his high horse (in his case a shetland).
And cries about my comments towards Keri. Then he pulls this shit about a 'real deal legend' crazy-hot big league provider, when looks as if she's gone missing
This 'Summers Eve spill' just digs his own hole, like his boyfriend Montes did.
I only care is that she is ok.
I have no other agenda. She is a great kid.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AncientOne;2616638]Regardless if you are truly a new bee or a reincarnation of a previous handle, your perception of Sissy Chrissy is spot on! Thanks for your input here publicly![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cal41;2616566]Dude! You are such a tough guy. I have'nt had the pleasure of meeting michelle but she seemed to be a good provider. So it would make perfect sense for the normal guy to hope she hasn't met any harm! Since you are a flaming douche, your take on her is to be expected. Only wish you were the one no one has heard from![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2616527]In my posts I even went ahead and upgraded your stock hard-top black stang rental
To a rockin' ragtop 5. 0.!!!
And I still can't get any respect.
I can't win.
I give up.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BoatCapt;2616438]I usually post on another site but I do read here and have decided to start. Chris5, your words say exactly what people think. I've seen here many times. It's her job, she does it good, very sweet. Lots of people wish it was you who is missing. She's a person and no one should wish bad shit on people. Except on you. I know your campaigning for douchebag of the year and your winning. The reality, you want the better girls but can't afford it. Every single girl I've seen that knows you or has met you just laughs about you. It's a running joke.
The Capt.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2616288]The morning I got rushed and a gun pulled on me C5 had swung by very early and not for a date and on his own planning. The SW post he did about a girl on a bike resembles my morning incident and matches the police report identically with the exception of it not being a SW on a bike. Hmmmm.
Swags.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2615932]I believe Patients or one of his other bs reviews girls know him, the real him. I only know him from daily texts asking have post anything today or the 15 min at most he was at my location, unfortunately. I wouldn't put it past him, as he explained so many times how his close surrounding friends are all ling time career criminals, felons, and he wouldn't have it any other way.
Swags.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2615356]Not saying it's true but it would not surprise me one bit, the stripes don't fall far from the tree. Must Be needing a new ride the 5. 0 is wore out. Swags unfortunately you know him better than all of us, is this a possibility? How else would she get to his 2nd stomping grounds and all the reviews he has given her? It's a scary thought that one of us could walk into this situation set up by another monger.
Amber Rose.
Don't know if this is true? Maybe we should ask Chris 5.
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BEWARE DANGEROUS robbed and pistol whipped - 59.
Posted: Saturday, September 12,2015 12:43 AM.
Reply.
BEWARE DANGEROUS robbed and pistol whipped - 59.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2612267]Chris5 needs a new wingman now that Montes went Houdini.
Please resist the extreme temptation! Its difficult to once you fall under his spell so you must fight it! Once he starts in with his OBT theme song it's over. I will give you a little song sample so you can prepare yourself.
It's a little Diddy that goes like this:
Rollin' in my rusted 5. 0.
With my Fag'top down so my hairs can blow.
The girlies on standby, now their running away, don't know why?
Did you stop? No, my stang broke, so I rolled by.
Kept pushing my ride on to the next stop.
I busted a left and I'm heading to my favorite needle spot.
That spot was dead Yo.
So I continued to OBT blossom park yeah dude!
Listen I'm not going to deny his talent level for writing hit rap songs but you must remain vigilent!
Jonah the second you start hearing the beat you run, you run like you stole it.
P Fuqn G
'The defender against all douchebaggery '
So hey, does anyone know Montes new handle yet?. Boy I miss that guy.[/QUOTE]So does this mean I can have the title of Douche Bag of the year!! PLEASE!
Cocksuckers!!
Chris5.
