Third trip to the D ,First report
I've been reading up on the strip club scene in the the for the past couple years now on here and other sites. And I must say that I don't know of any other reading that's as entertaining as this Thread. So I'd like to thank all the guys who take time to post all the detailed reports and tips.
I drove into town this past Monday afternoon. It was bad timing on my part to say the least since traffic was backed up because of the Tiger's home opener. I got something to eat and checked into my Hotel. I chose to start off with the dive bars in Inkster. Which was a mistake.
Bogarts- I arrived around 9 pm Monday night, walked in and paid the cover. I walked through, took a look around, and contemplated leaving as only saw 2 dancers. I should of just left but I sat down, bought a beer, and took in the scenery. It soon became apparent to me that I was wasting my time here. I guzzled my beer down, and got a free pass to Henrys north from the doorman. I've been to Bogarts a couple times before, afternoon and night, and I'm not sure why I thought this time would be any different. The place is a dump, most of the girls are hard to look at, waitresses aren't much to look at either (especially during the day shift. Yikes!) The beer is the same or even more expensive than other clubs, it kind of just sucks all around. I was going to say that I'd never go here again, but I can't say for sure. It will definitely go to the bottom of the list with it's sister clubs though.
Henry the 8th North-I walked in around 9:30 and saw a few decent girls (from afar they looked decent LOL). The only reason I came here really was because it was $10 dance day and what better time to check it out? I planned on staying for a while, So I let the bar girl talk me into buying a bucket for $20.From what I remember there were 4 black dancers and 4 white dancers. I got a few dances from a cute blonde MILF with big tits (don't remember name). She offered CBJ while she danced for $200!LOL I just kind of laughed and she lowered to $100.I was considering her offer when she asked for the money upfront. I told her to forget about it and walked back out to the floor. Next, a cute, petite, black girl named glitter sat next to me. She wasn't ghetto and something about her intrigued me so took her to the back for a regular dance. Before she even got started, she layed down a few rules, but I went ahead with 1 dance anyway. After that I sat down and finished my beers realizing that I had basically wasted the night at these two shitty clubs with all that Detroit has to offer.
Coliseum-I arrived at the Coliseum around 3 pm on Tuesday. This would be my third visit to coli and it has definitely become my favorite club. Sitting at the coliseum, drinking a beer, having a good meal, watching the dancers and taking in all the scenery is like being in a different world. It's the main reason I go to these places is to get a break from reality. I thoroughly enjoyed myself, chatting, groping, and tipping dancers as well as getting dances for almost 9 hours. It seems I ran into mostly "clean" girls this day or girls who wouldn't do BBBJ, but I still had a great time. My last visit to coli I met a tall, petite,21 yo, black curly hair, italian girl, with tats that was unbelievably enthusiastic performing BBBJ and FS for $120 with no time limit. I was hoping to find a similar deal, but the last three girls I talked to were all "dances only."Surprisingly the clean girls didn't just leave when they found out what I was looking for. They still wanted to chat and try to sell me dances, or try to convince me that all the dancers who do that are nasty. It was amusing.
Bts- I didn't make it to bt's this trip but have been there 3 times in the past and 2 of the 3 times I just left after not getting any attention from the dancers. The last time I was there I ended up leaving happy. The only thing I don't like about bt's is the $20 per trip VIP tax, and also the dark ass VIP rooms. Are all the VIP rooms at bt's so dark? After reading all of jj's and Marelobo Mex's reports I have to try bt's again for sure.
Second wind visit to Bogies
After my visit to The Cricket, I did a solo mission to Bogarts. I spent some time with Lisa, 5'5", blond, 115 pounds, nice bolt ons, she really looked good today. Caught up with her for a while then took her to the back and gave her a good time. She came so many times I lost count from nipple play, FIV, DATY, and everything else I could think of doing. She thanked me very thoroughly and for a very long time. Damage was $ total. Then what I had been anticipating for a long time happened. Alaina, from my previous post came over and said it was going to be my turn today. For those who don't know, I teased her sensless last time we were together. That was a blast. She forcefully grabbed me and physically dragged me into the back room and raped me till I couldn't deal with all the stuff she rubbed, sucked, rode on. It was a real porn shoot guys. She was doing all that stuff at the same time and going crazy with it. It was real dream sex and I may not cum for weeks after that. Aliana can't be missed as she has enormous tits, 40 F size and super sensitive nipples. She's a bigger girl and kind of earthy but if you can get past the fact that she's not perfect, you can't go wrong with her. She would not take my money this time, but she made me promise to come back soon. YOU KNOW I WILL!
Strike three and you're out
[QUOTE=Diamondbear18;2054055]I've been reading up on the strip club scene in the the for the past couple years now on here and other sites. And I must say that I don't know of any other reading that's as entertaining as this Thread. So I'd like to thank all the guys who take time to post all the detailed reports and tips.
I drove into town this past Monday afternoon. It was bad timing on my part to say the least since traffic was backed up because of the Tiger's home opener. I got something to eat and checked into my Hotel. I chose to start off with the dive bars in Inkster. Which was a mistake.
Bogarts- I arrived around 9 pm Monday night, walked in and paid the cover. I walked through, took a look around, and contemplated leaving as only saw 2 dancers. I should of just left but I sat down, bought a beer, and took in the scenery. It soon became apparent to me that I was wasting my time here. I guzzled my beer down, and got a free pass to Henrys north from the doorman. I've been to Bogarts a couple times before, afternoon and night, and I'm not sure why I thought this time would be any different. The place is a dump, most of the girls are hard to look at, waitresses aren't much to look at either (especially during the day shift. Yikes!) The beer is the same or even more expensive than other clubs, it kind of just sucks all around. I was going to say that I'd never go here again, but I can't say for sure. It will definitely go to the bottom of the list with it's sister clubs though.
Henry the 8th North-I walked in around 9:30 and saw a few decent girls (from afar they looked decent LOL). The only reason I came here really was because it was $10 dance day and what better time to check it out? I planned on staying for a while, So I let the bar girl talk me into buying a bucket for $20.From what I remember there were 4 black dancers and 4 white dancers. I got a few dances from a cute blonde MILF with big tits (don't remember name). She offered CBJ while she danced for $200!LOL I just kind of laughed and she lowered to $100.I was considering her offer when she asked for the money upfront. I told her to forget about it and walked back out to the floor. Next, a cute, petite, black girl named glitter sat next to me. She wasn't ghetto and something about her intrigued me so took her to the back for a regular dance. Before she even got started, she layed down a few rules, but I went ahead with 1 dance anyway. After that I sat down and finished my beers realizing that I had basically wasted the night at these two shitty clubs with all that Detroit has to offer.
Coliseum-I arrived at the Coliseum around 3 pm on Tuesday. This would be my third visit to coli and it has definitely become my favorite club. Sitting at the coliseum, drinking a beer, having a good meal, watching the dancers and taking in all the scenery is like being in a different world. It's the main reason I go to these places is to get a break from reality. I thoroughly enjoyed myself, chatting, groping, and tipping dancers as well as getting dances for almost 9 hours. It seems I ran into mostly "clean" girls this day or girls who wouldn't do BBBJ, but I still had a great time. My last visit to coli I met a tall, petite,21 yo, black curly hair, italian girl, with tats that was unbelievably enthusiastic performing BBBJ and FS for $120 with no time limit. I was hoping to find a similar deal, but the last three girls I talked to were all "dances only."Surprisingly the clean girls didn't just leave when they found out what I was looking for. They still wanted to chat and try to sell me dances, or try to convince me that all the dancers who do that are nasty. It was amusing.
Bts- I didn't make it to bt's this trip but have been there 3 times in the past and 2 of the 3 times I just left after not getting any attention from the dancers. The last time I was there I ended up leaving happy. The only thing I don't like about bt's is the $20 per trip VIP tax, and also the dark ass VIP rooms. Are all the VIP rooms at bt's so dark? After reading all of jj's and Marelobo Mex's reports I have to try bt's again for sure.[/QUOTE]You're doing it wrong. Either that or you're hideously ugly and / or morbidly obese. Just kidding. Seriously, though, it sounds like you had a great time even though you didn't close a deal. And that's cool. Thanks for the report. That's what it's all about. Entertainment. Getting the blood flowing. Escape. Relaxation. I've never been to Coli, but your description makes me want to go there. I agree about the Bog. It can be pretty bad. But there are occasional gems and good deals.
"Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levine? You call yourself a salesman you son of a *****?"