Massage Parlor Reports

Pitt, the real answer on the tip is, well, It was the change and I don't miss the money, she probably needs it more than me. And as for the second point, good one, I'll have to make that happen.

[QUOTE=PittPanther]You're going to have to explain WHY you gave her a tip, when you finished yourself. And don't say "Because the massage was good. " If you wanted a good massage, you would have gone to Mario Tricocci.

You probably should operate under the assumption that your wife doesn't believe you, but just doesn't want to know anymore for fear of blowing up the marriage.

Do something nice for her. You need to clean this situation up.[/QUOTE]

500 Michigan. Went to this place. It is the other mercy. It is nothing like the old mercy with the door man. Hand service is there but it was really bad and the girl acted surprised when I asked for it. She actually took a step back but I got her to loosen up. She didn't allow groping. OK to check out but there are better places to go. The girls look nice and the place is safe. It is just that you don't get extras like you do in other places. YMMV.

Got off the Blue Line at Damen and hit up a massage spa just south of the blue line stop. It is in a strip mall in the back right hand corner. The sign only says massage, I believe it is large, white, and purple. Extras are available. But what I didn't like was how they demanded the money up front and high prices too. If you have money to burn, this is the place for you. It was good service but I can't really afford top dollar for extras. She said. 8 for hand service. LOL. Then. 6. At least she was reasonable and agreed to. 4. But you can see they start really high and it kills the mood. That's why I like places near here, like km, because they don't request a tip. You have to love girls and places like that. They are pure gold for mongers.

[QUOTE=Wrigley]I contacted Topix after your report and informed them that there was "illegal activities being discussed on their forum", and that it would be wise to take down the thread. I didn't really think they would, but I got an emailed response thanking me for the heads-up.

I figured, the guy who gave the warning wasn't posting any more, and the 2 idiots spilling the beans just kept posting details. Probably not good for business, or for us.[/QUOTE]I am still going to avoid that place for a while. I remember reading "reviews" on Spa One similar to this right before that place got raided.

Oh, excuse me Denny. I didn’t know it was the end of the day, didn't know about your big tip. I guess that changes everything. Tell us. How much did you tip for that, by the way?

The rest of you guys, you want to talk about the lousy service you been getting? What are we complaining about here? We got guys who don’t know how to wipe their ass, so the girls complain about how bad we smell. The table shower was invented for a reason. Now we got this guy who thinks that something close to pissing on one of our best girls is funny. He says it’s just business? What does business have to do with anything?

How are the rest of us supposed to get good service out of this girl after this? Julie is a good girl. All the girls at KM are good.

Show a little respect.


[QUOTE=Donny Devito]You probably kiss girls like Julie on the mouth. Just Kidding big guy. It was at the end of the day for your information so there goes your whole fantasy made up story.

I tip well and treat them like Gold. That is all that matters. This is a business. Remember that.[/QUOTE]

i havent been there in about 2-3 years

[QUOTE=Paleface]I don't know when you were last there, but they are definately not in your age range.[/QUOTE]

I plan to visit the city next week and interested in out call massage to my hotel room. Has any one tried service from the CL ad link below?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ads/1472465984.html[/url]
ASIAN ORIENTAL and EUROPEAN massage in your HOTEL ROOM (Chicago and O'hare hotels)

Date: 2009-11-18, 8:02PM CST
Reply to: [email]serv-meqha-1472465984@craigslist.org[/email] [Errors when replying to ads?]

RELAXING MASSAGE IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM
We cater to the hotel guest exclusively.
Full body luxurious massage by beautiful female Asian or European masseuses in the privacy of your hotel suite.
Serving Downtown Chicago, Loop, Gold Coast, and O'hare hotels
1 hour - $100...We are open til very late ;) ;) ;)
While in Chicago call Diane...312-924-9498

Most of the incall Asian places are charging 160 for light massage and fs. And most LMTs that do outcall are in the 125+ range. Don't be surprised if there is additional negotiation once your massuse arrives.

Good luck and please report back on your experience.


[QUOTE=Sv420]I plan to visit the city next week and interested in out call massage to my hotel room. Has any one tried service from the CL ad link below?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ads/1472465984.html[/url]
ASIAN ORIENTAL and EUROPEAN massage in your HOTEL ROOM (Chicago and O'hare hotels)

Date: 2009-11-18, 8:02PM CST
Reply to: [email]serv-meqha-1472465984@craigslist.org[/email] [Errors when replying to ads?]

RELAXING MASSAGE IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM
We cater to the hotel guest exclusively.
Full body luxurious massage by beautiful female Asian or European masseuses in the privacy of your hotel suite.
Serving Downtown Chicago, Loop, Gold Coast, and O'hare hotels
1 hour - $100...We are open til very late ;) ;) ;)
While in Chicago call Diane...312-924-9498[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sv420]I plan to visit the city next week and interested in out call massage to my hotel room. Has any one tried service from the CL ad link below?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ads/1472465984.html[/url]
ASIAN ORIENTAL and EUROPEAN massage in your HOTEL ROOM (Chicago and O'hare hotels)

Date: 2009-11-18, 8:02PM CST
Reply to: [email]serv-meqha-1472465984@craigslist.org[/email] [Errors when replying to ads?]

RELAXING MASSAGE IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM
We cater to the hotel guest exclusively.
Full body luxurious massage by beautiful female Asian or European masseuses in the privacy of your hotel suite.
Serving Downtown Chicago, Loop, Gold Coast, and O'hare hotels
1 hour - $100...We are open til very late ;) ;) ;)
While in Chicago call Diane...312-924-9498[/QUOTE]The picture is fake for whatever that's worth (searched it with tineye). Nice guitar though, I think it's a Gibson)

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]On 2nd thought, you are waaaay out of your league. You weren't the room. You didn't see her laugh in pleasure. She likes me. I'm a young buck, look good too. She enjoys it. I bet you're some old bloke married and broke down. She'd do things with me that would cost you 2 or 3 times as much as it does me. Remember that. I was talking about your wife before, but I'm positive you don't get many women's attention outside of what you pay for. You're a disgrace to mankind treating these pay for play girls like your Mother something. Relax chief. They're not virgins. And they get paid. And they like me and the others who give them a good time and treat them like a woman. You probably treat them like something out of a 1930's movie. I got the feeling you're closer to 50 than me. I'll continue to read your reports but you getting soft on these wh0res is just disgraceful.[/QUOTE]Every gun shoots in a different direction with different velocity, I think this is just one of the hazards of work. And also I bet these girls get a lot of strange requests for where we'ld like to release and sometimes they probably comply.

I highly recommend checking out your provider thoroughly. I used this number once what arrived was hideous. I had been at the bars all night so I figured, well close your eyes and just enjoy the massage. Then she started with some H1N1 style hacking and coughing. I literally asked her to leave. She interpreted that as I wanted to 'get to business' which made was not the case. Will not repeat. I would recommend taking a cab to a location; you will spend less that $20 on cab fares each way. If you want in-room, I would recommend eros; especially if this is a once-in-a-while type thing; at least enjoy it.

[QUOTE=Sv420]I plan to visit the city next week and interested in out call massage to my hotel room. Has any one tried service from the CL ad link below?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ads/1472465984.html[/url]
ASIAN ORIENTAL and EUROPEAN massage in your HOTEL ROOM (Chicago and O'hare hotels)

Date: 2009-11-18, 8:02PM CST
Reply to: [email]serv-meqha-1472465984@craigslist.org[/email] [Errors when replying to ads?]

RELAXING MASSAGE IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM
We cater to the hotel guest exclusively.
Full body luxurious massage by beautiful female Asian or European masseuses in the privacy of your hotel suite.
Serving Downtown Chicago, Loop, Gold Coast, and O'hare hotels
1 hour - $100...We are open til very late ;) ;) ;)
While in Chicago call Diane...312-924-9498[/QUOTE]

Donny my Lad,

Someday you will get old and no longer be the Adonis you believe yourself to currently be. I will probably be long gone before that happens but just a few things to ponder.

This board relies on mutual co-operation. Right now you have alienated probably better than half of the members through your diatribe. Good luck getting that choice backchannel info.

This board or one of it's previous incarnations is going on 10 years old. Which means that many of the contributors that made it possible are in their 40s and 50s.

Everyone ages, unless they die young. Even the old spa workers that everyone is down on were young chicks once, hot spinners. So give all of us fossils a break. DO you think that when we look in the mirror we don't see what time is doing to us and we need you to make us face reality?

Do you think it is possible that your bad attitude is the result of you aging yourself and being uncomfortable with thoughts of your own pending decline and mortality?

Finally, I had a life changing encounter this year. I met a woman while vacationing out of state who is the best bang for the buck of anyone I have ever been with. Amatuer and pro alike. Sweet, cute, clean, responsive, giving and hot, easily twice the woman of anyone currently available in Chicago. The kicker is that she is in her 50s and only stays in business because she can fake being 40. If I hadn't been somewhat humbled 2 years ago by a major health problem, I never would have given her a try. Instead I met someone who surprised the S@*& out of me and even now thinking about her gives me a woody.

So I say "nanny nanny poo poo!" to you. Young guy who still finds he has to pay for it.

I await your well thought out and pithy response.






[QUOTE=Donny Devito]On 2nd thought, you are waaaay out of your league. You weren't in the room. You didn't see her laugh in pleasure. She likes me. She enjoys it. These women choose the business that they are in. And they get paid. And they like me and the others who give them a good time and treat them like a woman.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Past Tense]Donny my Lad,

Someday you will get old and no longer be the Adonis you believe yourself to currently be. I will probably be long gone before that happens but just a few things to ponder.

This board relies on mutual co-operation. Right now you have alienated probably better than half of the members through your diatribe. Good luck getting that choice backchannel info.

This board or one of it's previous incarnations is going on 10 years old. Which means that many of the contributors that made it possible are in their 40s and 50s.

Everyone ages, unless they die young. Even the old spa workers that everyone is down on were young chicks once, hot spinners. So give all of us fossils a break. DO you think that when we look in the mirror we don't see what time is doing to us and we need you to make us face reality?

Do you think it is possible that your bad attitude is the result of you aging yourself and being uncomfortable with thoughts of your own pending decline and mortality?

Finally, I had a life changing encounter this year. I met a woman while vacationing out of state who is the best bang for the buck of anyone I have ever been with. Amatuer and pro alike. Sweet, cute, clean, responsive, giving and hot, easily twice the woman of anyone currently available in Chicago. The kicker is that she is in her 50s and only stays in business because she can fake being 40. If I hadn't been somewhat humbled 2 years ago by a major health problem, I never would have given her a try. Instead I met someone who surprised the S@*& out of me and even now thinking about her gives me a woody.

So I say "nanny nanny poo poo!" to you. Young guy who still finds he has to pay for it.

I await your well thought out and pithy response.[/QUOTE]I have no idea what you are going on and on about. If you want to address me when I never addressed you, that is what the PM feature is for. Now I would love to hear more about your trials and tribulations and how you relish the good old years but these posts should be saved for real reports. By the way, when is the last time you made one and contributed to the board?

It's probably been six months since you actually wrote a real report. Now I understand why you chose your name.

Donnie, you should join the erotic mp site. I've been to 500 and posted for it in several places. No shower there so what did you expect. Those young girls aren't going to give you FS with walls that don't go up to the ceiling you can hear everything in the place. They'll give you a handshake but it is more of a legit and very high quality massage. Everyone's different but I enjoyed my visit. YMMV

Hi Past Tense. I enjoyed your post to Donny. I wanted to send you a PM, but it won't go through because your inbox is full. Anyway, I am under 40 and prefer therapists over 40. I prefer them more than those in their 20s or 30s. The ones over 40 have appeared to be more sincere and appreciative of the work they do. It nice because they even go as far as helping you tie your shoe. I feel bad when they do this because it is something I would never do. Anyway, the young ones at many of the NW spas just want the cash and don't seem to pay attention to the small details that make our hobby fun. Even in my 20s I looked for older therapists. Just my opinion because we all have different tastes and needs. I just try to respect the girl because honestly, its a horrible career choice to deal with us guys. Good luck to everyone who read my post. We have a common bond and we should all have fun.