Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SpecialOne8;6042251]Just completed my first visit to Tranquility earlier this week. Quiet, clean and oh how well "YoYo" soothed my aches and pains!

Was greeted at the door by this lovely (older, late 40's. Early 50's, but VERY well preserved) lady with long hair, sensuous eyes, nice, inviting smile and a rock 'them, Sock 'them frame. She was very sweet and suggestive on the way back to the room and made it clear I was at the right place and at the right time. After paying the. 7 entry fee and disrobing, she wasted no time coming back to the room and when I made the request for a shower before the session, she was all but too obliging. The TS was good, without any rushing in addition to her paying attention to all the areas that were crying out for such. Then the flip and much of the same, only better. The only regret was that it was not a dedicated shower room, it was one of those gosh-awful tables we all hate having to climb into and out of, but it does make due if you're like me and prefer to be squeaky clean prior to when things get down to business so as to make the woman more comfortable in considering additional "work". The massage was competent, but I've had better; both on the back, legs, neck and on the flip as well. Once YoYo saw that Jr needed some TLC she offered the obligatory hand gesture to which I motioned her close to my face and whispered in her ear that I wanted much more. She expressed expectations as well. We came to a mutually-agreeable understanding and then we were off to the races. All in all, total damage was $70 for the shop, and an uncle ben for her. Very fair all the way around.

The added bonus to visiting this establishment is the fact the entry is NOT on Colonial but rather, on the second story of this office building, way off to the side, near the back parking lot. There is ample, well-lit parking in the back of the building and around the corner, way off the front side of the building which gets all the traffic exposure. In addition, if you like getting a massage after your work day has come to an end, one final bonus is that I noticed there was virtually NO foot traffic when I was there (after 6 pm) and that is something I prefer. Lastly, be advised. There is one other woman working there. Based on recent reviews seen elsewhere, I think her name is Penny but I can be mistaken. She is a scary old hag and appeared less than happy to see how happy both YoYo and I were when saying goodbye to one another. Definitely one I would NOT settle for. My guess is she's been eating more at the golden arches than at her rice cooker, not to mention she looks like hell and was less than friendly as YoYo led me out.[/QUOTE]This review got me to pay a visit, and I would say that it was different. I paid for hour massage, and it was decent. After the flip, she was firm on $$ for 'bang bang' gesture. It was ok as she was rushing. YMMV. Maybe gets better if you pay multiple visits?

These prices are out of control for providers that are just not into it. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=OnlyBoysTalk;6048667]This review got me to pay a visit, and I would say that it was different. I paid for hour massage, and it was decent. After the flip, she was firm on $$ for 'bang bang' gesture. It was ok as she was rushing. YMMV. Maybe gets better if you pay multiple visits?

These prices are out of control for providers that are just not into it. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]The prices are only out of control because too many people agree to pay those insane prices.

[QUOTE=Everlast1;6049384]The prices are only out of control because too many people agree to pay those insane prices.[/QUOTE]A few months back I stopped by the AMP in and Naples near the Subway on 41 and across the street from the Changs place. I had been there before and got a nice rub and tug for $ plus the house fee. Well I stopped in, was friendly with the young lady and laid 150 on the table so she could see her tip. She began a lackluster massage and in 5 minutes asked what I want. I motioned for BJ. Which I thought was reasonable for the donation given ($150) she whined and complained and said more. We discussed this for about a minute until I got up, took my tip, got dressed and walked out. The whole time she was 'renegotiating' and asking what do you want 'honey. ' She kept saying this till I walked out in the hallway toward the door and then she began talking to her coworker in mandarin. Probably that I was a dick and other names. Didn't bother me. I walked out and never looked back.

STOP PAYING HIGH PRICES FOR MEDIOCRE SERVICE. Especially out of season.

[QUOTE=TilapiaDinner;6050542]A few months back I stopped by the AMP in and Naples near the Subway on 41 and across the street from the Changs place. I had been there before and got a nice rub and tug for $ plus the house fee. Well I stopped in, was friendly with the young lady and laid 150 on the table so she could see her tip. She began a lackluster massage and in 5 minutes asked what I want. I motioned for BJ. Which I thought was reasonable for the donation given ($150) she whined and complained and said more. We discussed this for about a minute until I got up, took my tip, got dressed and walked out. The whole time she was 'renegotiating' and asking what do you want 'honey. ' She kept saying this till I walked out in the hallway toward the door and then she began talking to her coworker in mandarin. Probably that I was a dick and other names. Didn't bother me. I walked out and never looked back.

STOP PAYING HIGH PRICES FOR MEDIOCRE SERVICE. Especially out of season.[/QUOTE]I wish everyone handled their business the way you did, if everyone had the balls to do it like this, we wouldn't have these girls that feel they have a golden pussy. Great job brother!!

[QUOTE=Everlast1;6050623]I wish everyone handled their business the way you did, if everyone had the balls to do it like this, we wouldn't have these girls that feel they have a golden pussy. Great job brother!![/QUOTE]This is true. There is no reason to stay. What is the big deal about walking out? What are they going to do? Not make you cum? Guess what, there are other places, there are other girls, and worst comes to worst, you have 2 hands yourself. There is no point in overpaying just because you are too lazy to drive elsewhere.

Not seeing contact on Sara and the only thing I'm coming up with elsewhere doesn't fit the description.

Any help?

My lawn guy enlisted my help.

[QUOTE=JSuper;6050691]This is true. There is no reason to stay. What is the big deal about walking out? What are they going to do? Not make you cum? Guess what, there are other places, there are other girls, and worst comes to worst, you have 2 hands yourself. There is no point in overpaying just because you are too lazy to drive elsewhere.[/QUOTE]That is exactly how it should be done and fuck yea Talapia, that's how you do it. JS is right, you can't walk 50 ft without running into another AMP, get up, put your dick away and walk out with your balls hung high.

Found this ad on CL, contacted 239 number and pics were received. Looks way to good to be true.

[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/hws/d/lehigh-acres-envy-massage/7516327164.html[/URL]

Would really appreciate some insight on this. I might not go through if no one has tried.

[QUOTE=Tank21;6052092]That is exactly how it should be done and fuck yea Talapia, that's how you do it. JS is right, you can't walk 50 ft without running into another AMP, get up, put your dick away and walk out with your balls hung high.[/QUOTE]Exactly, shit, you have nothing at all to lose and you save money, and if you don't find another place, then you are even risking less. Walking out is never a bad thing. Only good can come of it. What is the down side?

[QUOTE=JSuper;6052720]Exactly, shit, you have nothing at all to lose and you save money, and if you don't find another place, then you are even risking less. Walking out is never a bad thing. Only good can come of it. What is the down side?[/QUOTE]Yes, walk out every time.

Flying through SW airport for a few weeks. Heard good things about Lina. Seeking real massage with happiness. What is standard tip for Lina's?

Thanks you.

Flysafe.

Wondering who would be a reliable, good option for a senior member who just relocated from Michigan. Any help would be appreciated. PM's welcomed for UTR's.

[QUOTE=MrAsapOmar69;6052480]Found this ad on CL, contacted 239 number and pics were received. Looks way to good to be true.

[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/hws/d/lehigh-acres-envy-massage/7516327164.html[/URL]

Would really appreciate some insight on this. I might not go through if no one has tried.[/QUOTE]I visited this place a few days ago and the picture is accurate BUT it's really expensive to get full service not worth it 100% the other massage she offers is b2 b but still not full service. I was simply told hands only. Also the person you are texting is not the masseuse, it's the owner sending people to the people that are working for him / her. Pm if you want more specifics. I wouldn't repeat.

[QUOTE=TilapiaDinner;6050542]A few months back I stopped by the AMP in and Naples near the Subway on 41 and across the street from the Changs place. I had been there before and got a nice rub and tug for $ plus the house fee. Well I stopped in, was friendly with the young lady and laid 150 on the table so she could see her tip. She began a lackluster massage and in 5 minutes asked what I want. I motioned for BJ. Which I thought was reasonable for the donation given ($150) she whined and complained and said more. We discussed this for about a minute until I got up, took my tip, got dressed and walked out. The whole time she was 'renegotiating' and asking what do you want 'honey. ' She kept saying this till I walked out in the hallway toward the door and then she began talking to her coworker in mandarin. Probably that I was a dick and other names. Didn't bother me. I walked out and never looked back.

STOP PAYING HIGH PRICES FOR MEDIOCRE SERVICE. Especially out of season.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JSuper;6050691]This is true. There is no reason to stay. What is the big deal about walking out? What are they going to do? Not make you cum? Guess what, there are other places, there are other girls, and worst comes to worst, you have 2 hands yourself. There is no point in overpaying just because you are too lazy to drive elsewhere.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tank21;6052092]That is exactly how it should be done and fuck yea Talapia, that's how you do it. JS is right, you can't walk 50 ft without running into another AMP, get up, put your dick away and walk out with your balls hung high.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JSuper;6052720]Exactly, shit, you have nothing at all to lose and you save money, and if you don't find another place, then you are even risking less. Walking out is never a bad thing. Only good can come of it. What is the down side?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Everlast1;6053242]Yes, walk out every time.[/QUOTE]Man, you guys walk out? Was your time up? If you paid for an hour and have 20 minutes left and you just leave?

When the negotiations are not going well I just flip back over and say "Just rub my neck and shoulders some more. " and relax.

That gets their attention. Just don't move. Either she'll come down or she won't but I'm getting my times worth either way.

[QUOTE=Poh123;6055924]I visited this place a few days ago and the picture is accurate BUT it's really expensive to get full service not worth it 100% the other massage she offers is b2 b but still not full service. I was simply told hands only. Also the person you are texting is not the masseuse, it's the owner sending people to the people that are working for him / her. Pm if you want more specifics. I wouldn't repeat.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately this was also my experience. I will say the positives was the location, everything was new and clean.