File Under: "Don't Bother"
Found "Sensual Kayla" on the BP "Women seeking Men" section. Should have known when I saw she had 5 ads in a row but I really wanted little head to get a tongue washing today.
So here is the transcript of my attempt. My recommendation. Skip this one.
"10:06 AM. Me: Saw your BP ad. Do you just offer massage? Can I get a lollipop too? .
10:06 AM +12035902594: Bye.
10:06 AM Me: OK sorry.
10:07 AM +12035902594: How old are you?
10:07 AM Me: 45.
10:11 AM +12035902594: Yikes. I expect that nonsense from the guys in their 20's.
10:12 AM +12035902594: Enjoy your day.
10:12 AM Me: "Lollipop" is slang for oral. Just trying to keep it DL.
10:13 AM 12035902594: I'm very aware what that means. Like I said I expect that nonsense from the younger men usually older men have a much better introduction than you gave have a Good day. ".
Danielle Blonde MILF 40's
I know you guys know who she is. She has over 30 pages of reviews so I'm not interested in checking legitimacy. Just wondering what her rates are like, If anybody has visited this siren before? She says she's fetishist friendly, does that include all entrances? Thanks.
[URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cromwell-rocky-hill-well-reviewed-drama-free-dani-48dds-just-like-a-girlfriend/9780581[/URL]
Discretion. Slang-Bang-a-Lang
[QUOTE=Tbear1970;2816693]Found "Sensual Kayla" on the BP "Women seeking Men" section. Should have known when I saw she had 5 ads in a row but I really wanted little head to get a tongue washing today.
So here is the transcript of my attempt. My recommendation. Skip this one.
"10:06 AM. Me: Saw your BP ad. Do you just offer massage? Can I get a lollipop too? .
10:06 AM +12035902594: Bye. . . ."
[/QUOTE]In her defense, when someone asks "Do you just offer massage?" that already means you're asking for something in addition to just massage. If you had asked, "Do you just offer a body massage? Do you also offer a foot rub?" that wouldn't have been a problem. She would have been confused, but the question wouldn't have put her on the spot. But when a provider is asked, "Do you just offer massage. . . Do you also offer.
A mic check?
Apple bobbing?
A lollipop?
. . And so on, the fact that you don't ask the question, "Can I get a BJ too?" doesn't mean you haven't asked an entrapping question. Slang is slang for something else. If I ran into you on the street and said, "Would you give me a hummer?" you might sock me one in the jaw, because you wouldn't assume that I was asking you to give me a vehicle, would you? It's not that you asked her for something other than a BJ; you might as well have asked for oral straight up.
Now, some ladies, just like some guys, believe they can only get into trouble if they respond to an explicit question. But "Can I also get a lollipop?" is a question that, when asked in the context of a massage ad, can mean only one thing. If you were answering an ad for a haircut - "Hey, Floyd, after the haircut. . . Can I also get a lollipop?" then your question wouldn't be slang but a sincere request for a lollipop.
So why avoid a lady who chooses not to answer a question that's essentially, "Will you blow me after the quote-unquote massage?
Next time, ask something a little less obvious, and don't ask it in the first ten seconds of the call. Ask if she accepts tips. Or don't ask anything. But if you ask if she'll give you a lollipop (which is the same thing as asking if you can "get a lollipop" don't be surprised if at least some providers terminate the call immediately.
Just my 2 cents. . . Which come to think of it isn't even enough for a real lollipop!
Adobe.
Reliable Hartford Ladies?
Hey, fellow hobbyists -.
Senior member Adobe here from Massachusetts, going to be in your city today and tomorrow. I've perused the board, looked at the be-page ads, and haven't found any reliable providers in Hartford or nearby.
If any of you gentlemen have a recommendation for a friendly, cute gal who offers daytime visits, I hope you'll feel free to PM me with your recommendations.
I'm not interested in any providers who need me to bring them a whole bunch of roses, as in 2 or 3 hundred of them. I'd just looking to spend a short time, q. V. Or 1/2-hour, with a lady who has some skills and decent looks, and whose attitude isn't all about rushing me out.
Thanks, guys, for any PMs and advice.
Adobe.
Info on Petite Blonde Masseuse?
I cannot find any info on the TGTBT petite blonde in the body rub section of Hartford BP. Any feedback?
Tel: 860-XXX-1581.
Ad: [URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/BodyRubs/intelligent-classy-and-pretty-blonde-offering-sensual-and-relaxation-massage-therapy/11167812[/URL].
Thanks,
WTD.
Mary Jane the small BBW Blonde
Saw her at a popular motel on the pike last week. It was 180 for the hour, the pictures are real and fairly recent. She was dressed in a pink babydoll which is the only thing she had with her (she brings 1 outfit for the day) so there was no other outfits to spice things up. As I dropped my pants she started opening the condom. I told her I needed to get warmed up a bit. Thats when I found out "No kissing above the neck", she did enjoy some dining at the why with digits inserted. Fucked her in Mish with one leg on my shoulder. She was moaning softly and she did talked like I asked her to.
Pretty girl just like her pictures, Fucks pretty good, CBJ (would not do anything without the cover on), but the no kissing is a deal breaker for me.
Play safe!!
Here is her add.
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FIVE STAR EXPERIENCE.
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Poster's age: 23.
Location: BERLIN TPKE NEWINGTON INCALL ONLY, Hartford.
Post I'd: 11148092 hartford.
Email to friend.