Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TideLover;3222556]I was over at the hospital and decided to see her again since it had been a while. It's usually easy to get in to see her. Never had any bad experiences either. This visit I got a pretty good massage just felt rushed and no teasing. Didn't partake in the BJ because I don't believe it's worth the upcharge. Even though she disrobed on my flip, just no teasing whatsoever and just gets straight to it. Figured for what she upsells the HJ for it should come with teasing.

My two cents worth, probably a long while before I return.[/QUOTE]Same experience I had definitely nothing to bring home about to me everything is very mechanical.

Is there any massage places or providers in Hazel Green or perhaps Fayetteville, Tn.

[QUOTE=TroyRunLover;3227292]Well agree to disagree, I personally think charging top dollar with an average looking body and level of skill is outrageous pornstar or not. A massage date at that rate is only worth it is only if the girl is rather endowed and has a very nice chest for a nuru style massage. I'm sure many men enjoy smaller women but she is very skinny, short, and has bon (y) hands which does not make for a great HJ massage for the price.

Get a nuru date from a well blessed Asian girl and you will feel the same way.[/QUOTE]I don't get how the pornstar experience is supposed to justify the upcharge. Just means she probably had substance issues like most of them. Also, I saw her videos, and nothing in there looked particularly well done.

I contacted Ana and asked for rates. She quoted $100 hh 150 hr. I thought that was steep for a simple bodyrub. Thoughts?

It's been a little while since I've posted in this forum, but does anyone know of an incall, AMP, or outcall that provides nuru?

[QUOTE=ComTech42;3241710]Is there any massage places or providers in Hazel Green or perhaps Fayetteville, Tn.[/QUOTE]There is right across the state line in TN. She works out of a little motel. Says she offers massage and covered FS.

I met her, but didn't partake. I was looking for some more GFE type options.

She seemed pleasant enough and had a tight little spinner body. But, she was missing some teeth and the motel room smelled like someone had been smoking in it for 30 years. If she was into BBJ, I might have stayed, though.

That's not really an endorsement, but that's the only provider I've ever seen in that area.

[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/sexy-lil-female-looking-for-male-attention/17337325[/URL]

Anyone know of Jodie is still around from new hope.

[QUOTE=CountryBoi3575;3258873]Anyone know of Jodie is still around from new hope.[/QUOTE]As far as I know, yes. Been a few months since I have contacted her. She gained a ton of weight and was rude the last couple of times I visited.

There is a Mandy and Lilly posting in strictly platonic section of craigslist. Anybody know them?

[QUOTE=IsThatVelvet;3262025]There is a Mandy and Lilly posting in strictly platonic section of craigslist. Anybody know them?[/QUOTE]All 3 of them have been reviewed on here.

[QUOTE=Jd1355;3261637]As far as I know, yes. Been a few months since I have contacted her. She gained a ton of weight and was rude the last couple of times I visited.[/QUOTE]She was enormous last visit and cut time short. Clearly something changed with her and would avoid.

Has anyone tested the waters with this young lady?

[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/lanas-magic-touch-therapeutic-message/17463557[/URL]

[QUOTE=Twilighter;3262211]Has anyone tested the waters with this young lady?

[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/lanas-magic-touch-therapeutic-message/17463557[/URL][/QUOTE]Looks to be more FS and less massage but she has peaked my interest too.

[QUOTE=Twilighter;3262211]Has anyone tested the waters with this young lady?

[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/lanas-magic-touch-therapeutic-message/17463557[/URL][/QUOTE]She is older and dumpier here then in her pictures. It's the big upsell with not much on the menu if I were you I'd save my money. MJ.

[QUOTE=Zidkiya72;3255999]I contacted Ana and asked for rates. She quoted $100 hh 150 hr. I thought that was steep for a simple bodyrub. Thoughts?[/QUOTE]I visited back a couple a months ago and she gave a great body rub and she topped it off with a happy ending. She is very nice and doesn't rush you. I highly recommend her. She has moved in to her own place now. She was sharing the same place with Roxanne the petite blonde that does the same thing. I have saw her also unfortunately I can't recommend her.

[QUOTE=Mammiejammer;3262663]She is older and dumpier here then in her pictures. It's the big upsell with not much on the menu if I were you I'd save my money. MJ.[/QUOTE]I can concur to this, she looks like ass now.

I think she's the one everyone is raving about in the Backpage section of the forum.

[QUOTE=RobertBent;3263980]I can concur to this, she looks like ass now.

I think she's the one everyone is raving about in the Backpage section of the forum.[/QUOTE]Nah. It's two different Lana's. I've not visited either of them but the Lana that is getting rave reviews has a tighter body and is older.

These girls aren't too creative with names.

[QUOTE=HobbyLobby;3264710]Nah. It's two different Lana's. I've not visited either of them but the Lana that is getting rave reviews has a tighter body and is older.

These girls aren't too creative with names.[/QUOTE]I can confirm. Two different Lanas.

[QUOTE=HobbyLobby;3234042]Catherine is in Chattanooga / Georgia.[/QUOTE]Alamassge guy saw her few months ago and said it well worth the trip.

[QUOTE=Vscrtlvr;3232268]Don't remember any reports on this lady. Anybody seen her?

[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/petite-long-blonde-hair-30/11822124[/URL][/QUOTE]Plenty of reports from a year ago, she changes names all the time. It's been mixed reviews. I called and got quoted 160 hr for body rub. I passed.

[QUOTE=HobbyLobby;3224979]Anyone know her phone number? This BP censoring has got me mixed up.[/QUOTE]Can someone pm the link.

[QUOTE=TideLover;3273251]Alamassge guy saw her few months ago and said it well worth the trip.[/QUOTE]I can concur best massage I've ever had always my stop when I'm in Chattanooga nice slow release also.

[QUOTE=HobbyLobby;3264710]Nah. It's two different Lana's. I've not visited either of them but the Lana that is getting rave reviews has a tighter body and is older.

These girls aren't too creative with names.[/QUOTE]Yes in fact the Lana that is getting such good reviews is posting under the dating section women for men not under massage. Also she's worked under the names Dixie and Charlie before. And she is quite a good provider although she will put you through some light screening so be prepared for that if you decide to see her. It's well worth the effort. MJ.

[QUOTE=TideLover;3273260]Plenty of reports from a year ago, she changes names all the time. It's been mixed reviews. I called and got quoted 160 hr for body rub. I passed.[/QUOTE]I've seen her one not a very good massage at all did have a happy ending but she has a dry personality and also someone else was in the house so we had to be very quiet. Looks much better in picture. It's a reason she only shows her back side. I wouldn't recommend will not repeat.

Quick update, but Kelly massage techniques are getting better. Try to help keep her in business as the weather gets better, the community needs a stable provider.

[QUOTE=Tolerate;3277902]Quick update, but Kelly massage techniques are getting better. Try to help keep her in business as the weather gets better, the community needs a stable provider.[/QUOTE]Kelly B? Saw her like 2 years ago and was not that impressed. Kind of mechanical.

[QUOTE=DDLover000;3278103]Kelly B? Saw her like 2 years ago and was not that impressed. Kind of mechanical.[/QUOTE]We're all people. It takes more than an initial session to warm up to someone. I'm sorry your experience was average. I'd encourage you to try again.

Also those asking about dream LMT. I can't get back in touch with her. And I'm not going to push it cause she's got a day job.

[QUOTE=Tolerate;3277902]Quick update, but Kelly massage techniques are getting better. Try to help keep her in business as the weather gets better, the community needs a stable provider.[/QUOTE]Her ad says, "Not an escort", is that suppose to mean she only does messages?

[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/massage-by-kelly-open-till-8pm-tonight/17308793[/URL]

[QUOTE=RobertBent;3278747]Her ad says, "Not an escort", is that suppose to mean she only does messages?

[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/massage-by-kelly-open-till-8pm-tonight/17308793[/URL][/QUOTE]Honestly I'd agree she's mechanical. That's why I stick to my AMP.

[QUOTE=Tyler8675;3279485]Honestly I'd agree she's mechanical. That's why I stick to my AMP.[/QUOTE]Here' my take. There are pros and cons with Kelly B for sure. My thought is different strokes for different folks (pun intended).

Pros:

- clean safe and convenient environment.

- drama free. KB seems to have her stuff together.

- decent massage with a sure dream of a HE.

- she is in good shape with a great rack.

Cons:

- she sees this as a job. While she is courteous and polite, she is not going to fluff your ego like a stripper at the pony.

- limited menu. My opinion though is if you want full gfe, then hire a provider that can handle that for u.

[QUOTE=RobertBent;3278747]Her ad says, "Not an escort", is that suppose to mean she only does messages?

[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/massage-by-kelly-open-till-8pm-tonight/17308793[/URL][/QUOTE]She provides a good Service, in a decent, safe location for a fair price without the games of many AMPs.

[QUOTE=IsThatVelvet;3280018]Here' my take. There are pros and cons with Kelly B for sure. My thought is different strokes for different folks (pun intended).

Pros:

- clean safe and convenient environment.

- drama free. KB seems to have her stuff together.

- decent massage with a sure dream of a HE.

- she is in good shape with a great rack.

Cons:

- she sees this as a job. While she is courteous and polite, she is not going to fluff your ego like a stripper at the pony.

- limited menu. My opinion though is if you want full gfe, then hire a provider that can handle that for u.[/QUOTE]My friend in my opinion you hit it spot on treats it as a job with a mechanical release but does get the job done in a pinch.

[QUOTE=Tyler8675;3279485]Honestly I'd agree she's mechanical. That's why I stick to my AMP.[/QUOTE]And maybe the ropes of how to get the good service on a first trip.

[QUOTE=Tyler8675;3279485]Honestly I'd agree she's mechanical. That's why I stick to my AMP.[/QUOTE]If there's an AMP around here that offers additional services please enlighten us. Ever since Royal closed it's been a wasteland.

I am 95% sure there is nothing available at any Huntsville AMP. If there is, please exchange info via PM; not on the board.

[QUOTE=CountryBoi3575;3283917]My friend in my opinion you hit it spot on treats it as a job with a mechanical release but does get the job done in a pinch.[/QUOTE]You have to get to know her. She's very safe and doesn't want any drama. Super friendly and with all cases YMMV. Nothing changes after several visits you should forget it and move on. I for one enjoy my Kelly time.

[QUOTE=EricShunn;3285168]You have to get to know her. She's very safe and doesn't want any drama. Super friendly and with all cases YMMV. Nothing changes after several visits you should forget it and move on. I for one enjoy my Kelly time.[/QUOTE]For those looking for more than a massage on the first visit, don't waste your time with this one.

Also don't listen to those are literally telling you to throw money away until something finally happens.

[QUOTE=EricShunn;3285168]You have to get to know her. She's very safe and doesn't want any drama. Super friendly and with all cases YMMV. Nothing changes after several visits you should forget it and move on. I for one enjoy my Kelly time.[/QUOTE]I've been seeing her about 3 yrs now the massage is ok the stress relief is mechanical in my opinion but it gets the job done she's safe and good location and easy to talk to.

Honestly she is an older BBW. Very nice, clean incall. Quiet neighborhood too. Honestly a decent massage with a very pleasant finale. Worth a visit.

[QUOTE=RobertBent;3285721]For those looking for more than a massage on the first visit, don't waste your time with this one.

Also don't listen to those are literally telling you to throw money away until something finally happens.[/QUOTE]She is very nice and accommodating. Only one around that actually wipes the lotion off after a massage. Very mechanical though.