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Met her yesterday; man is she fun! Clean (literally and figuratively), tasty, loud, aggressive, dirty. Everything you would want. She has a new incall in Colchester. She prefers regulars. She doesn't do deep throat though, but she loves a good facial.

[QUOTE=FastCaddy82;6155796]I never got to, though I had tried and tried. We had a date setup once, finally. But she went dark once I got to Burlington (from Rutland). Other than that, a lot of phone tag back and forth. Herfriend looked pretty hot too, and also sounded like a hell of a time.[/QUOTE]

Just saw princess for a quick car date. Still the same girl she's always been. No issues with timing, no dicking me around, no B's. Straight to the point like I like. She's the perfect fit for the job. Get in, get off, get out. LOL.

[QUOTE=StudVt;6156716]Met her yesterday; man is she fun! Clean (literally and figuratively), tasty, loud, aggressive, dirty. Everything you would want. She has a new incall in Colchester. She prefers regulars. She doesn't do deep throat though, but she loves a good facial.[/QUOTE]Anyone have her number? I set up a date with her and her friend a few months back and then she went dark. Consequently deleted it from my phone. Would love to re-engage and try again.

[QUOTE=LTPayTwoPlay;6157990]Just saw princess for a quick car date. Still the same girl she's always been. No issues with timing, no dicking me around, no B's. Straight to the point like I like. She's the perfect fit for the job. Get in, get off, get out. LOL.[/QUOTE]The first fake review wasn't enough?

[QUOTE=LTPayTwoPlay;6157990]Just saw princess for a quick car date. Still the same girl she's always been. No issues with timing, no dicking me around, no B's. Straight to the point like I like. She's the perfect fit for the job. Get in, get off, get out. LOL.[/QUOTE]Princess? Could you fill me in?

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Cheers.

She used to go by Jess, but now its Chanel. I see her ad on S. T. G. , and she's great. I see her every time she comes to town. Friendly, sexy, punctual, and clean. If you're a fan of big tits and ass, you should definitely give her a chance.

Is she real?

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If you look back on he reports, you will see reviews for Eryn. She does appear to be real, but she's a little higher priced than some. She claims to be $200/ hh. Last week she was staying at the Doubletree. I heard she's a little thick with huge boobs and does everything covered, but that she was a fun time. Check out the reviews by searching on here man. Or TOFT and then report back to this forum. We always encourage reports. I did one just last week on a local hottie and I did one a few weeks back on a not-so out of town hottie, LOL, who was also staying at the Doubletree.

[QUOTE=Marius1977;6177185]Is she real?

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Little while ago was feeling froggy so figured I'd take a leap and go see a provider since has not been alot going on. Saw the Chinese ads up but didn't want to take the gamble to end up with another gross old woman (side note if anyone seen the Chinese agency ad let me know if its any good in Burlington).

Anyways so gave princess a call, even though last expereience wasnt good said what the hey you know.

Texted and told here want to see her in a hour or so, she said yeah. Showered up and drove to her location.

When got to here hotel room she seemed a little dissheveled and was a bunch of Twisteds Tea Can Emptys. She said she had a few but was a little wobbly, that's cool assumed might have a good Expereince.

Got to a little actual foreplay and she started giving a good BBBJ and I was actually pleasantly suprised. The good part of the story basically ends there.

She lays down and go into cover Mish and she is half passing out, and dryer than a 2 month old cooked turket bone, I struggle to wake her up and she is def drunk AF and says she wants to ride.

Gets on top and starts riding, we were on the edge of the bed and out of nowhere while still on top of me bends to the side of the bed and vomits. The releases from the vomit mustve loosed here up because before I know it a hot sensation goes in my groin, I assume for a splits second she came really hard but no, she Defecated herself and all over me and the bed while still riding me.

Me stupidly grab her ass cheeks and check my fingers due to it feeling wet when I notice its not just wet, but it is sludge. Like an explosion of dirrhea all over me, the bed.

At this point she is semi conscious still on top of me. Complete lose any hardness I had, also the smell is now coming I to play. Def smelled like poop but also it mustve been a bunch of undigested Twisted Teas because I swear I could smell 3 things only, poop, alcohol and her normal hot tuna stench the room smells like normally.

Somehow I rolled her 220+lb fat flat chested body off me, at this point she is out cold, I check make sure she was still breathing and I told her I was gnna leave which she reaponded with a uh ok or something muttered in her drunken stupor.

Ok so worst part of this is I wanted to gtfo so bad that I just go to the bathroom and wipe what I can off me with a shirt that was in the bathroom because I could see no TP or towels in the place, throw my cloths back on and then basically run out of the hotel.

My god the ride home was bad, only 15 minutes tops but I could not only still smell Poop on my body but definitely have to do laundry of everything I am wearing now because there is like a dried slime diarrhea on my body from where she exploded out her Anus all that undigested alcohol feces. She mutve been eating peanuts or trail mix when she was drinking also because when I get home to shower there were I think little pieces of peanuts or some type of tree nut tangled in my pubes.

Will not reapear, going to see the Chinese next time, I doubt Princes pribably even remebered me, only way I go back is if she gives me a free makeup session but really the last two times I seen here been pretty gross and not worth 10 $ let alone the 200 $ I gave her to be generous and get a decent half hour or whatever.

Looks 2/10.

Value 1/10.

GFE 1/10.

Repeatability 1/10 (only because of lack of option).

Just to clarify, thank god she wasnt doing Revese CG when the poop happened because I would have had that spray into my face. She was just doing regular cowgirl which may have been my only salvation from the massive diarhhea explosion that came out her back end.

[QUOTE=Breer5411;6183099]Just to clarify, thank god she wasnt doing Revese CG when the poop happened because I would have had that spray into my face. She was just doing regular cowgirl which may have been my only salvation from the massive diarhhea explosion that came out her back end.[/QUOTE]Was feeling desperate and was going to be in the area this week. Thanks for the report, I will continue to just feel desperate and avoid feeling disgusted.

[QUOTE=GMB45;6183155]Was feeling desperate and was going to be in the area this week. Thanks for the report, I will continue to just feel desperate and avoid feeling disgusted.[/QUOTE]Yeah don't think I will be visiting PrinCesspool anymore after that experience. While I drove home really made me wonder WTF she was thinking, maybe she had to get real drunk for a greek session before she saw me and her spinkter was blown out. I don't know, def was several fast food bags in the room thought so maybe she was bound up from the drugs she prob I assuming she does judging from aeveral needles I saw in the bathroom when I used the shirt to wipe Bud Mud from my lower half. Pretty sure certain drugs really bind you up then the users need to take laxatives in order to evacuate the waste built up in the colon, think I may have PTSD (post tramautic S# Disorder) from the ordeal.

And side note I swear the smell is still lingering in my car, had to fully detail the interior and did a car wash vacuum etc I was so grossed out by the thought of the germs in my car.

Eating bunch of fast food junk + drugs = constipation.

Constipation would explain her bloat also, so possibly exlax to liquify the intestine content.

Any info?

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