Advertisement Terms vs Services Provided
OK, so I'm following up on the below post as it struck me that this is a different topic. Kind of interested to learn what anyone thinks or what their experience is?
I have seen numerous "interesting descriptions" for services on BP adverts. Now I know BP prohibits mentioning specific terms directly, so I know these are creative attempts to let us know what is available. So here are some terms I have seen frequently:
Anything goes.
Everything you desire.
Freak / freaky.
No Limits.
Open Minded.
Pure.
Whatever.
What you want.
Your way.
So what are these girls tryin' to say?
I mean really? "anything goes" and most all of these could imply. Anal, scat, cbt, bdsm, BBFS or "anything" some mind could think of.
What do these girls really mean?
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Coming out of the woodwork
I don't really post that much as I stay under the radar and really only make small comments here and there. I usually stick to safe reviewed providers so when they turn out good, I don't usually add much to the mix (sorry guys). When a provider is bad because I took one for the team, it usually isn't so bad that I feel like I need to go screaming on the forums about it (also, sorry guys). Well, today I hit that point. Much of it is my fault because I didn't do my research ahead of time.
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Called her up, sounded young and friendly. Rates were $.20 for HH, $$ for hour. Set a time, arrived and was given a small detour as she was still "getting ready." Great. I could already imagine the other guy getting his shit together to leave. Finally, I'm instructed to go to a certain floor of her hotel and call her again. She directs me to the wrong room. As I get closer, her door flings open and she apologiezes while dressed in only her bra and panties. Oh well all is forgiven as pics are real and most definitely her and she looks good.
She invites me in to get comfortable and is all smiley and friendly. It's nice and warm in there...probably because she's wearing only her underwear. We make small talk and she still continues to be very friendly...visiting from NYC, has friends in Philly. I didn't have exactly $.20 and figured I'd end up tipping if she was great, so I offered $.50 to which she happily replied that she'd take care of me. Get in bed, and a quick massage ensues. Right as the massage begins, she says, "as soon as you cum, you're done." Wait, what? Whatever, I'm in no rush to finish. Phone rings and she gets up mid massage to answer. Guy is making an appointment, she sends him around the block. "you're early, I'm in the shower." Fuck. I reminded her that I paid her for half an hour. She tells me to turn over, covers me up and starts a CBJ. She's actually quite good. I'm not sure how long this went on, but the phone rang again and she stops with the CBJ and answers again! "I just got out of the shower, I'll be ready in 5-6 minutes." Really? I reminded her again that I paid for half an hour. She gets on all fours and asks me to do the deed. Again, she looks good and her shit is tight. For some reason, she grabs the base of my cock so I can't go all the way in. While I'm going at it from behind, I try to take off her bra and she stops me. "Stop messing around and focus on the finale." What the hell is the rush? Well, I knew what the rush was...there was another customer floating around. I try to turn her over and she asks me what I'm doing. I told her that I wanted to see the rest of her and she again tells me to stop messing around and focus on the finale. I'm starting to get mad and tell her that I paid for half and hour and this is not cool. She does not look pleased and tells me to stop "fucking around and focus on finishing." At this point, I realize I'm not going to get anywhere and if I overthink it, I'll probably just lose wood, so I fucked the hell out of her and finished. Immediately, she jumps up, tosses a wet wipe at me and answers the phone at the same time (which coincidentally started ringing again...must've really been 5-6 minutes). "Come on up to x floor and call me.
I tell her that her attitude sucked and that she'd had me for about 10 minutes. She claimed she had no idea what I was talking about and told me that I kept trying to touch her tits or turn her over rather than focus on fucking. I told her that I had respected all of her limits (which she acknowledged and agreed) and that her only responses to me were rude. Knowing I wasn't going to get it, I asked for my fifty dollars back anyway. She refused. I told her it was a bunch of bullshit and left. I considered telling her next customer what to expect, but didn't want to stick around long enough to deal with the doorman and concierge of the hotel.
I've been with girls that horribly misrepresented their pictures, were completely lifeless or mechanical, but the experiences were not really all that bad, especially because some of the ones that misrepresented their appearances at least weren't clockwatchers. One girl in SF was hot but smelled so bad (I think she must've missed a wipe or something because I couldn't smell her in mish) that when I turned her over (on the second round) that I couldn't finish. I couldn't tell her though because she was such a cute sweet girl. This hispanic chick was hot and knew it. Plus her pussy was tight as hell and she knew that she could push customers in and out quick despite her crappy attitude. I can honestly say this was the worst $.50 I've ever spent in my life. She's in town until the rest of the week before she goes back to NYC. Avoid Samantha (or Sierra) at all costs.
Voluptuous Veronica on BP
Since I rarely stop by this forum, I'll understand if I get no responses to this question. (If I'm not sharing info, why should I expect you guys to share with me?) But I'll ask anyway...
I'm considering checking out "Voluptuous Veronica" on BP. But her ad is hitting several of my warning bells: phone number search shows no prior ads or info, photos are clearly professionally done, posted rates seem a bit low for BP, incall only, etc.
Should I stick to my usual self-imposed restrictions, or should I TOFTT?
(Now that I've looked over what I've written, I'm thinking I should remember that I have self-imposed restrictions for a reason. But if you'd like to weigh in I'd appreciate it).
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