Massage Parlor Reports

All ads are gone from BP. I stopped by tonight at 8 pm, and the place was dark and there is no indication that they were there.

Now the question is: will they show up somewhere else or are they gone for good?

[QUOTE=Macatawa;3133966]Do a search for Lisa and you will find many reviews of hers, mine included. However, none too recently. You may want to visit her and see how she is. You will get some sort of HE.[/QUOTE]She looks great in the pics, face is as pictured, rest is not. Very poor massage and upsell for uninspired other action.

[QUOTE=DaveyDuck;3307183]She looks great in the pics, face is as pictured, rest is not. Very poor massage and upsell for uninspired other action.[/QUOTE]So no change. Bummer. I could have used some talent about now.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;3305607]All ads are gone from BP. I stopped by tonight at 8 pm, and the place was dark and there is no indication that they were there.

Now the question is: will they show up somewhere else or are they gone for good?[/QUOTE]Mac, I believe they were just closed a few days- unposted & on the QT. Cindy always Suggests a Call Ahead at posted Ph#, to Make Appt or just Call on the way in case busy. Avoids what you experienced. Be Safe. JJ.

[QUOTE=JJletsplay;3308927]Mac, I believe they were just closed a few days- unposted & on the QT. Cindy always Suggests a Call Ahead at posted Ph#, to Make Appt or just Call on the way in case busy. Avoids what you experienced. Be Safe. JJ.[/QUOTE]Yep correct. Called her. Said took some time off. Didn't say why. Cindy did say they are friend with Relax Massage in GR. I knew it. I said I didn't like the dogs barking at new location. Didn't answer to that.

Oh well enjoy the firm massage soon.

Any updates as to what's going on? Stopped this morning. Door was locked and no one was in there. There is a sign on the door that says "next John that inquires about massage at paws (dog grooming place next door), will be considered to be trespassing. " Are they closed for good? I don't even have their phone number saved to call ahead and check availability.

[QUOTE=WildPlayer;3326421]Any updates as to what's going on? Stopped this morning. Door was locked and no one was in there. There is a sign on the door that says "next John that inquires about massage at paws (dog grooming place next door), will be considered to be trespassing. " Are they closed for good? I don't even have their phone number saved to call ahead and check availability.[/QUOTE]If you look in BP, then at about March 7, there was still an ad. Having said that, I called last week and no one answered.

I suspect they are gone from that building at the least.

I had to laugh at the idea of guys stopping by the other business looking for them. LOL.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;3326648]If you look in BP, then at about March 7, there was still an ad. Having said that, I called last week and no one answered.

I suspect they are gone from that building at the least.

I had to laugh at the idea of guys stopping by the other business looking for them. LOL.[/QUOTE]As a local, I can confirm that Mac's suspicion is correct. They are Gone- from the building & probably this town. Shortly after last post. It's a Cryin' Shame. The reason is probably, that the same kind of guys who "Ask at the Neighbors about them" - Drove Them Away! Sigh, JJ.

Anyone see this one? The ad is clear that she's not an escort, but the photos and fact that she's posting on BP suggests that more besides massage might be available.

[URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-attractive-cutie/25193268[/URL]

[QUOTE=KzooDude269;3339872]Anyone see this one? The ad is clear that she's not an escort, but the photos and fact that she's posting on BP suggests that more besides massage might be available.

[URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-attractive-cutie/25193268[/URL][/QUOTE]Hey fellas. I saw her a few months ago at an apartment by Stadium & 11th st. She says she is not an escort but she used to post in GR under the escort section. She does have a massage table but the massage is not good nothing but lite touch. So if you want a good massage you won't get it. As for extras, FS wasn't on the table (although I'm sure she was doing it in GR) she is another version of Lisa. Way over priced extras. She wanted like 120-150 for top less & 2 Ben's for nude? Oh & that comes with nothing but a HJ. No BJ & like I said earlier no FS. Things may have changed but I doubt it & I don't recommend her. Let her starve until she gets off her high horse & provides us with better service. I say the same for Lisa. BTW, I passed on her "menu" paid for massage and bounced.

Later fellas.

I agree with the post about Cutie. Although she is attractive, I only received the massage. Big head prevails there! I went and saw Sunny as well. Went for an hour $$ and she was very quiet. I had to make all the moves. Pics are fairly accurate, on the pudgy side, but I'm fine with that on occasion. Will not repeat. I'm new at posting but will contribute as often as I'm able too.

Also agree with Cutie reviews. I saw her once and never again. She would be worth the 120 if she actually gave a good massage.

But she doesn't.

Having a TV celebrity massaging me lost its appeal five minutes into the session.

I was in GR and thought I would try Relax on 28th street, since I hadn't been there in a while. I was disappointment to get the younger chubby girl who used to work at the Portage AMP's on Romence / Shaver. She was my least favorite out of the three girls I had in Portage, giving quite average service. Not sure if Cindy is out there, who was awesome IMO.

Having some free time but no time to schedule anyone plus really knowing of no one who would be good, I thought I could stop by Massage Works for a quick finish. The last three times I went, it was no longer only self-service.

But alas, it is again. No need to explain the massage or the lack of an ending.

TBH I kind of expected that it would be back to the old ways as the Portage AMP is gone.

So I took a drive to TLC with my expectations very low. I scheduled a half hour to keep the expense less.

A younger Asian lady entered the room. Her face appeared older but her body (as seen later) was smooth all over. I was impressed and enjoyed exploring her soft skin.

Her skills and enthusiasm were average, although she was the first in years who got the verbal ending done while covered. Most girls cannot as I need more of a closer touch.

She was no Mija.

She called herself Yoko. If I need a quick massage, then I may call on her again. However, being that it was higher than desirable in cost, I would try to find someone else first.

As for MW, I have crossed it off my list for the last time, I think.

Saw a billboard on I94 for TLC. Mamasan answered in pajamas and slippers with a mouth full of food. Old. Damn near ran away when I saw her. Fortunately technician was 40. Thick. Half hour for $40. Came in before I was on table. Playful hand shake. Quick flip and wanted to negotiate. I dislike haggling. Wanted the tip up front. Clothes disappeared and a slobbery bareback commenced. Just like I like it. FIV. Finished within the 30 minutes. Saw a younger technician on the way out from the back. Just passing through but I might go back and ask for the younger.