Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Mystery Date]A wise man once said, that with hookers, you're not paying them to stay with you, you're paying them to leave...[/QUOTE]Testify brother! You can pickup any fugly at 2:00a.m. but it is hard to get rid of them.

[QUOTE=Jooop]A friend paid the rent Watch Karma her new game is I need what ever and if you take care of that You can just walk in and get dances for a discount.[/QUOTE]In english please?

Went to the back with angelic. Dark hair, 20ish. Talked with her for awhile first. 2 kids. Works mon to fri, except tues. Got digits.

Oral discussion in back for $.
Would repeat.

[QUOTE=Neilnbob]In english please? [/QUOTE]A friend of his payed what would be the equivalent of rent for an apt. For the enjoyment of some dancer named karma. Her new way of answering price checks is to quote an item and if you can afford said item, she is most accommodating in her replies during said dances.

Aka she likes sugar daddies.

What is the worst situation that you have ever found yourself in while at the strip club?

[QUOTE=Anansi]A friend of his payed what would be the equivalent of rent for an apt. For the enjoyment of some dancer named karma. Her new way of answering price checks is to quote an item and if you can afford said item, she is most accommodating in her replies during said dances.

Aka she likes sugar daddies.[/QUOTE]And she has many.

[QUOTE=Sitruc12]What is the worst situation that you have ever found yourself in while at the strip club?[/QUOTE]
This was in the late 80's when I first started going to strip clubs. This hole in the wall joint on Grand River near I-96, a former coworker took me there. This place was wild had a vibe like an after hours joint no name no sign outside. On stage chicks were showing pussy guys were fingering pussy grabbing tits. This place had no VIP but chicks were grinding guys off stage.
Now the shit jumps off this dancer is on stage and this guy who she had some beef with hits her in the head with a beer bottle. Blood everywhere but this chick did not go down with out a fight she grabs her purse and pulls out a nickle plated 38. The bouncers are beating the guy down who hit the dancer and the other dancers grab the girl on stage with the gun. The crowd is hitting the exits I duck behind a table. After the melee a lot of people are standing outside like the party is going to start again, the police show up and shut the place down.

Stopped into H8s this afternoon. Trying to see Jada but she wasn't working today. Angelique spent some time with me near the bar. Friday was real slow but today she was making money.

She is 25ish, brunette hair, real tits, suckable nipples, and usually wears a short mini plain skirt. She is probably a 7 in looks but a 10 in attitude and mileage. What a not number this little lady can be. We are just friends (for now) but saw her with 3 guys and they all had this shit eating grin on their face when they left. Looked like who just ate the canary.

She has only been there since October. Hope she stays. Ok everyone we all need to visit her at H8s to make sure she can pay her bills. One of these days soon for me.

Weather is great outside so the girls are grabbing the guys just as they enter H8s. A short conversation and every guy and I mean them all went right for the VIP area. Lots of happy guys today. Keep up the good work girls.

[QUOTE=Wmwmwm]Stopped into H8s this afternoon. Trying to see Jada but she wasn't working today. Angelique spent some time with me near the bar. Friday was real slow but today she was making money.

She is 25ish, brunette hair, real tits, suckable nipples, and usually wears a short mini plain skirt. She is probably a 7 in looks but a 10 in attitude and mileage. What a not number this little lady can be. We are just friends (for now) but saw her with 3 guys and they all had this shit eating grin on their face when they left. Looked like who just ate the canary.

She has only been there since October. Hope she stays. Ok everyone we all need to visit her at H8s to make sure she can pay her bills. One of these days soon for me.

Weather is great outside so the girls are grabbing the guys just as they enter H8s. A short conversation and every guy and I mean them all went right for the VIP area. Lots of happy guys today. Keep up the good work girls.[/QUOTE]

If its the Angelic I know, the last time I saw her was about 3 months ago. She was telling me she had been off heroin for a month or so. We go to the back for some head, and she pulls out a condom. That was never part of our deal. She used to give me bbbj, but always wanted me to pull out because she didn't want cum in her mouth. It seems like when she got straight, she became less slutty. Personally I like slutty. I don't have anything against her, but I wouldn't call the mileage a 10. I'd call it a 7. I haven't been to H8S since they started selling alcohol. She used to whine a lot, and talk about how she has to hitch hike home to Ypsi. Pretty nice girl to talk to, and you can ask her about the other girls.

So what did you pay, for what? We like details!

[QUOTE=Jooop]And she has many.[/QUOTE]Been there done that but the girl is a good teacher for the dumb ok so I dumb.

Hi Pussylicker

I wasn't one of the guys who "had" Angelic on Saturday. I wanted Jada and she wasn't there. But between guys I talked alot with Angelic and I did not get the impression that she used a condom on BJ's. Also she is staying in Taylor not Ypsi so maybe it is a different girl or not. She talks about happy endings and immediately leaves for the restroom after each guy. She talks about guys coming in her mouth as her public service contribution.

Anyway she quotes $. 01 for BJ and $. 02 for Fs which is what they all try to quote at H8s. However we both know that it is a tough economy so if you have game they are willing to play for less. I don't know what Angelic charged any of the guys on Saturday.

I know she does some takeout which is more what I am after. Maybe someday soon. Angelic looks like a good alternative. She has great hips and ass with what sounds like the right "slutty" type of attitude.

7 or 10 is up for interpretation so I will change my view to 7 and yield to your experience in such matters.

I stopped by Bogart's for $10 lap dance Tuesday. Lots of dancers and great mileage but several of the dancers reported that recent LE busts around the airport had put a damper on the activities in the Romper Room (also known as the VIP area). Still a great time at a reasonable cost but extras may be somewhat limited, at least for a while.

Never seen a strip club with absolutely no guys in the place. Went in about 4pm as the weather was soooo nice outside. Approached immediately by Jamie who is stacked, flirty, probably playful, and beautiful. She had yet to get to the VIP. I was there for Jada but Jamie can definitely get your libido running.

Next came Desi and then others. Jada was dancing so in 10 minutes I have 3 girls all trying to get me into the VIP. They were desperate for customers.

Jada came over and we had nice long leisurely discussion. Finally we agreed to go to VIP for a dance. We were in the VIP for 40 minutes before the next couple entered. A good time was had by all.

I so like going in when there are very few other guys in the place. So where possible I am going to be in between 2-4. I think you get more time to talk. You are not pressured by the girl as she has another customer waiting to take her to the VIP. For me the slow times gives me the best mileage.

There were probably 15 guys when I left at 6 so the other girls were probably making money. But for an hour I was the only game in the place and had a lot of fun.

I you-turned like an idiot and as luck would have it LE was right behind me, so I swung into Centerfolds on John R/8 mile as a cover. I blew threw about $. 00 in a few hours. 6 dollar drafts, 2 dollar cover, and 20 for a dance. I went to the VIP, but nothing too erotic is going on there. Just usual bumping and hands wandering, etc.

One thing, a 28 year old dancer 'Tracey' gave me her digits. Brunette with quite a few tats and had breast augmentation done about 6 weeks ago with her taxes, but not ghetto sounding. Tracey asked me if I live alone, in a house, etc. I was perplexed, but she seemed to just ditch her boyfriend. She said she is a sex freak. I talked to a friend of hers and asked 'is it worth my time trying to pursue something'. She replied that Tracey is 'mostly about the money, but maybe she liked me'. I laughed to myself. Aren't they all about the cash? LOL If anyone gets takeout, please share with the board because for some reason I think these white girls are hot! Some of them had some nice big booty that I found mouth watering and there pussies smelled wonderful during the dances. Not the hottest dancers, but I had a decent time from 5:30 to 8:30 tonight.

Question for the 'professional' strip club mongers- after receiving digits from a dancer. How do you take it to the 'next level' and get the erotic service that we want.

I stopped by Boggies today about 2 pm. I haven't been there in a couple of months. There were LOTS of good looking, young hotties. More than normal. Ashley sat down with me, asked if I wanted a dance and I said not yet. She hung out and chatted with me. She asked me if I ever did anything in the upstairs and I explained that I really enjoyed licking pussy. She said she liked that, and she hadn't made any money yet (she had been there for 3 hours). I asked her if the girls could still give head, and she said sometimes they could, sometimes not, she didn't know. She said she gives really good head. We talked, I explained how long I've been out of work, and she just asked what I wanted to spend. We settled on .5 for everything. She is really pretty, about 24, maybe hispanic but looked mostly white. Well, we go upstairs. I suck her boobies and we kiss a little, then I ask her to put one foot on my chair and I start lapping away. Nice and tasty. Then she asks if I'm ready, and I pull out Mr. Happy and she gets down to it. The girl sucked her little heart out. We put on quite a show for the others up there. She had a great attitude, she sucked hard for a couple of songs (I take awhile to get off), she didn't slow up or anything, just sucked her little heart out. Altogether, .05 to get in, .08 for a water and tip, .1 to go upstairs, .5 for service, .1 tip, altogether .83.

Great girl, I'd call her a 7 or 8 for looks, 8 for attitude, and 9 for service. I'll be looking for her again. She's only been there about a month.