funny story at Hwy 100 AMP (it's now defunct) used to by George Webb
I remember a few years ago I visited the local AMP in Milwaukee (it's now defunct).
Anyhoo, I remember I was in the sauna chilling out but had to piss in a bad way. So I decide to piss on the hot rocks in the corner of the sauna. Unfortunately the piss smell ended up wafting out into the entire AMP and I could hear the gals bemoaning the smell in some exotic Asian language! I was quietly laughing my azz off! The cool thing is that they never directly accused me. The smell was pretty bad b/c the hot rocks basically gave off a lot of steam as it was, so the urine mixing in with the steam seemed to fill up the whole AMP.
I still laugh to myself about that little incident.
Stay safe out there.