Massage Parlor Reports

Stopped in at 1829 last night around 1:00 am. Second floor. Not sure what else is open there. Saw, "Sunny". Very cute K girl, orange-ish hair, nice "b" enhancements (I prefer natural). A lot of "ooh honey, you so handsome" but not much other english. TS was fine, some attention to the right parts. Massage wasn't bad (I am not really into massage), she could have used some kind of lotion, but she was trying. Finish was standard fare for standard rate. Very rushed. She did her job competently, but was clearly anxious to move on and get out. All in all, I would go back, but only in the hopes of something better, not to repeat last night.

Then it MUST be the kimchee!! Wooo hooo.

I am a senior member from Kansas City. I come to DC on business and will be there next week. I have been reading the massage reports and I am having a hard time figuring out the names of places or location. Is there a past post someone can refer me to? or could someone list the best couple AMP's in the DC area and where they are? You can do it here or PM me. Thanks so much!

[QUOTE=Fore10]I am a senior member from Kansas City. I come to DC on business and will be there next week. I have been reading the massage reports and I am having a hard time figuring out the names of places or location. Is there a past post someone can refer me to? or could someone list the best couple AMP's in the DC area and where they are? You can do it here or PM me. Thanks so much![/QUOTE]

Checking out your past posts back to 2004, I didn't see one report where you posted any positive intel. All your posts are where do I find this or can you give me information on that.

I'll give you the same advice I'd give a newb. RTFF. The DC forum is one of the most intel rich boards on the USG. Mine it for yourself.

Peace and love,

Lax

I was daydreaming today about a trip to 1413K. Asked mamasan about Cheree for previous dream, but she is gone. Instead I meet Emma. Pretty round face, big, bright eyes, not skinny and not too plump, just a little extra padding, making a nice round can.

Again, the place was very clean.

I dreamed of a good TS then a couple minutes in clean sauna (not gross like at my gym) then a skillful massage. Mouth went everywhere. She pushed my legs back and up to practice some advanced Asian techniques. She knows a lot of interesting tricks -- skillful, to say the least -- some light biting was involved. I think I learned a few new things! Enjoyed a bit of DATY as well. The rest of the dream was all very convincing.

A hot towel and then a long, no rush massage.

Best. AMP experience. Yet!

Face: 7
Body: 7
Attitude: 9
Service: 10

Been awhile since I visited sun. So decided to take my chances. Went there on a quite slow night. Basically drew randomly what mamason brought me. This is the 4th mamason this year. I guess mamason rotate just as much as the girls LOL. Anyways I was greeted by Sasha. Beautiful face, very tiny figure (possibly under 90lbs), with enhance knockers. TS was decent cleaning all areas with mouthwash finish. Yall know what the means. Went back to the room and she says lets bypass massage and get it on. Aiight no problem. Began with light kissing and then into AR. Not the best but got me up. After a bit she insisted I turn over. Started with bs and then into some serious cbj. Then it was my turn to return the favor with daty. With soon became 69. After a few minutes it she was driving reverse cg. Then me into mish. To doggy and back to cg. She was fanastic but for some reason I just wouldnt blow my load. Ended up with HJ with my shit all over her face LOL. Hot towel and a cold coke followed. A quick massage followed that. And I dressed and left.

All in all very nice trip. Would definitely repeat. Was told only 3 girls working. And she has been there only 10 days. Good fellas hope this helps. Hope to get in another report by the end of this month.

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301: Great report.

Lax, good job being vigilant. I would have missed that. The really funny thing when scanning his posts was how easy you could spot the questions. Just look for the "?" in the title or the first three sentences. I doubt I have ever seen such a perfect record of leeching. I think we need to get his handle changed: to 411.

And now to another work of erotic fiction. Enjoy.

[b]A Tale of Three Kitties.[/b]

LL and BB are on a mission--cure yellow fever in both of us. LL has been reading the fucking forum, and AMP action all arond the city is becoming more interesting. Prettier girls, better service for the most part, more choices. Maybe we can put Black Wednesday to bed--a stain in our collective conscience, like Black Tuesday (depression), Pearl Harbor, 9-11, and the seemingly never ending stream of atrocities humans commit upon each other. Sorry, tripping again. Must be something I ingested...

LL received some great PM intel from several of you guys, and I am grateful for every nugget--I actually had options, but I chose the AMP with the greatest draw, for moi... The intent of this report is to entertain, not offer any information that is factual. Therefore, I won't thank any specific member since it would probably give away the AMP and probably the provider, something I don't want to do with Black Wednesday seared into my already abused conscience. PM for details, unless you are a non-contributor, in which case I hope you enjoy the following work of fiction. Oh, BTW, The names have been changed to protect the guilty. The "Three Kitties" refer to three very wonderful Korean women and/or their attached, genuine Korean pussies.

Rang the bell, and was buzzed in. Mamasan recognized me, and I immediately asked for Kitty1, who was recommended by a member who I have already thanked by PM. I was informed Kitty1 was busy. Apparently, in her month here, she has developed quite a clientèle. I chose to wait and was ushered into the waiting area.

BB chose to take the next draw and was ushered into a room. Kitty2 was apparently cleaning up from the last customer. In her travels to/from room and the shower, LL was able to get a glimpse of Kitty2, standing in the hallway, back lit by a overhead light. OMFG. Young, thin, beautiful face, flat tummy, tiny ass--A perfect spinner body. She also had long, wavy jet black hair most of the way down her back. Desire filled me. My wingman was in for quite a treat. He told me the kitty was super tight, and since we have have shared several exceptional pussies in our travels, I conclude that I have to hit it.

His stats go something like this...

Kitty2:
Face: 9
Body: 9+
Attitude: 9
massagi: ? I forgot, but I think he said it was good.
sexo: 9
This girl has superstar potential. Worthy of a repeat.

I was waiting for about 15 minutes when an absolutely stunning woman appeared before me. She came over and gave me a big hug and a kiss, and told me it had been too long since I have come before. It truly had been. This girl, Kitty3, was truly beautiful. About 5'6" Black hair, C+ enhanced tits, a soft round ass, flat tummy and a very pretty face. She knew I was waiting for Kitty1, but she offered her services if I was tired of waiting. her Engrish was good, so I told her I wanted two hours time. One with Kitty1 and the other with her. She kissed me again and took me to her room.

In the room, she made sure that she understood my wishes for two hours time with two girls. Yes. I gave her two house fees and her tip up front. Another very sweet kiss and she told me to undress while she informs Kitty1 of the plan. She returned and gave me a nice, well, really very nice shower. Lots of flirting and laughter. At the finish of the shower, an OMFG beauty stepped into the shower room.

She introduced herself as Kitty1. Amazing. Bust-length wavy black hair, enhanced B's, tight little round ass, flat tummy, and an infectious smile. Truly a stunner. She informed me she was taking over the session. What? Me complain? Hell no. Back in what had now become "my" room, there was none of this "get on your face, honey" horseshit. she dimmed the lights and immediately stripped as I sat on the edge of the bed and stared-open mouthed. She came to me and kissed me sweetly on the lips then started working on my neck with her lips. I was manually exploring that perfect body when she presented a most lovely breast for my feeding enjoyment. I was still sitting and she was standing, then she worked her mouth downward to little LL.

The next ten minutes were almost Lique-esque. Despite Lique's rep on this board, the fact remains she gives the best BJ in DC. Well, Kitty1 is a contender. As another pleasant surprise, she gave me a BBBJ. It was intense, and then she would play with the balls to let me back off. I eventually would have unloaded in her mouth, so I had to stop her. Payback time.

DATY time was a dream. She loves it, and that is one of my many kinks. When I can get the hooker off, my life is so much more complete. I may be wrong and she only faked two O's. But I doubt I am wrong. She wanted my dick in her kitty. Raincoat on. I told her the position was her choice, so she sat me on the bed with my knees slightly raised up. She turned around and instead of me getting up on my knees for doggie, I remained seated and she backed that perfect little round ass up to me and slipped me inside. Ain't nothin' better than a slow, easy fuck with a beautiful Asian woman.

Her massagi was absolutely wonderful. One of the best ever at an AMP. After some brief cuddling, she got up and dressed and got my towel. She told me Kitty3 was coming, so I gave her her standard tip and told her I would see her soon. A kiss and she was gone...

Kitty1
Face: 8
Body: 9 (one demerit - enhanced tits)
Attitude: 9+
massagi: 10
sexo: 10
This girl has superstar potential. Worthy of a repeat.

30 seconds later, Kitty3 entered the room, dimmed the lights and disrobed. Here we go...

Actually, the sessions were very similar. We necked, ate some tits, and she slid down for the BJ. Now this one was covered, so I see Kitty3 is a bit more reserved. CBJ was OK, but come on guys, how the hell could that compare. Again, following my my fresh memory I hit the DATY. Her kitty was also sweet and inviting, but she did not get into the DATY as much so I decided to fuck her. You might recall my mention that this girl is beautiful? I love looking at her face, but I wanted to doggie and play with that perfect ass. It seems there is a mirror beside the bed. I positioned her so I could see her face and watch her tits bounce in the mirror while pounding. She adjusted the angle so she could watch me also. Nicely erotic. since she was my second woman in an hour, I fucked her like two women, as BB is fond of saying.

I collapsed into a heap and she attended to me nicely. Massage, again after the main event, was pretty standard. Towel, dressed and informed my friend was waiting a long time. She related the story of the look on his face when he was informed I had been a pig and he had to wait an extra hour.

Kitty3
Face: 9+
Body: 8 (one demerit - enhanced tits)
Attitude: 8
massagi: 6
sexo: 9
Worthy of a repeat.

The ride home was, well, relaxed.

LoveLOS

[b][size=0]Disclaimer: Nothing I post is true. While three kitties were seemingly abused, testing has proven the pounding they received remained entirely within their design specification, and besides, they seemed to enjoy it. Remember, best actess always wins. [/size][/b]

While the quality of finery in the district is DEFINITELY on the rise. I concur with the reports that immediately proceed this one. Beautiful spinners, skilled at massagi that are great performers.

I've had 8.5-9.0 ATB (across the board) at my AMP of choice for a month straight...and there's no sign of that changing any time soon.

So, journey out and get some therapy...it does a body good.

I wanted to visit my girlfriend last Friday, but when I called to make sure she was available, mamasan told me she was on vacation. Oh well, I’ll wait another week (the pussy is that good – I didn’t want to take a chance on getting a loser when I have been spoiled for the last month).

So I called today to see if she was there and bingo, set up an afternoon appointment (I think I started to get hard as soon I hung up the phone).

After checking in with mamasan, off to my room. She comes in, tells me how much she misses me, and starts with soft kisses. Shit, I haven’t even gotten my clothes off yet! She comes back to take me to the TS, more kissing and then some playing with my member. Back from the TS and the massage begins. Great massage. After she was done, we just laid together while some petting heated up. Next thing I know we are trading BBBJ and DATY (but not 69). I think she likes it just as much as I do. So I then started out mish (had all day to plan the activity sequence) and then had to switch to dog since I felt I was going to blow. After just a few moments with the dog, damn, it was good. That’s what happens when I go two weeks without it.

Now since I like to finish up with the cow and this is the girl that keeps it going to get every drop, I figured that since I finished with the dog, that was it. As soon as I finished, she jumps up, tells me to lie down, and does the cow on my swollen member to get every last bit out. I am thinking that she actually likes this part of the show. When she finally gets enough, she lies on top of me and we exchange soft petting. To me, this is what sets her apart from the "jump off as soon as your done" type of girl. After returning and getting me cleaned up, we are working on my foreign language skills. I am hopeless in this category, but she tries. Another great visit. BT

[QUOTE=BigTime3](I think I started to get hard as soon I hung up the phone).[/QUOTE]I think I started to get hard as soon as I read your post. Nice.

Just a quick warning about golden spa on M street. There ae a couple of homeless panhandlers working this location. For obviouse reasons they do not call the police on them. Anyhow, one just works the street infront calling everone coach and doesn't understand the word no. And another accually working the door who asks to be tipped for letting you pass. I tried tipping him three bucks and he said its usually five. Now I have been to places that have doormen, but they were paid by the girls to whom they are protecting from drunks and suprises by police. Regardless I will not be returning here due to the unpleasent experiance thes fellers provide.

[QUOTE=BigTime3] After returning and getting me cleaned up, we are working on my foreign language skills. I am hopeless in this category, but she tries. Another great visit. BT[/QUOTE]
'Making Out in Korean' by Peter Constantine
Amazon or Borders
I highly recommend this book. Try not to use the cursing section with your girl. Most of the K-girls I know frown on the use of profanity; especially in their language.

Also helpful to me was lonely planet's (the publisher) 'Korean Phrasebook'/Language in the Land of Morning Calm.
I got this one at Barnes and Noble.
Good luck,
SH

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]'Making Out in Korean' by Peter Constantine
Amazon or Borders
I highly recommend this book. Try not to use the cursing section with your girl. Most of the K-girls I know frown on the use of profanity; especially in their language.

Also helpful to me was lonely planet's (the publisher) 'Korean Phrasebook'/Language in the Land of Morning Calm.
I got this one at Barnes and Noble.
Good luck,
SH[/QUOTE]

Both excellent recommendations. You'll be able to get the rough pronunciation down too...but, it's sometimes better if you are a bit off...else the ladies may think you're a K-girl player or something.

...not that I know anything about any of that...except in my dreams!

LoveLOS, your fictional tale gave me yellow fever again. After months of Beltsville nad trying out Russians I ma heading accross the district line as soon as possible.

[QUOTE=Dairyman]LoveLOS, your fictional tale gave me yellow fever again. After months of Beltsville nad trying out Russians I ma heading accross the district line as soon as possible.[/QUOTE]I am so sorry about that.

Not

Enjoy,

LL