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[QUOTE=Bird of Prey] In 10 minutes Terry was one her back receiving the dual attention she so justly deserved. She said she'd never done two at at time before but she must have seen it done more than a few times in a porno because she knew even better than the two of us did, where things go and why.[/QUOTE]Actually, truth be told, she was actually on her knees. I was on my back, and BOP had his tool belt on. At least for the first 15 or 20 minutes. After that, things get kind of hazy in my mind. My oh my, what a lovely evening! Highly recommended!

Terry was on her knees saying "I never do anal!" Please note the "never do" terminaolgy. She never said "I do not do" or "I will not do" or even "Please don't make me".

Most girls will do what ever feels the best at the time. No I don't want to shock you gentle reader, but I eat pussy. If it's groomed and pink and scented properly, the lady and I are both in for a treat. In Terry's case, we are good to go!

When I dove into her nether region, I strayed a little south and once she was lubed I slipped a glass dildo in her butt. She squirmed at first, but being a trooper, (and the fact that was on her third orgasm) she stayed the course. She not only does anal now, she LOVES anal now. (At least the way I do anal. But that doesn't mean she'll let me do it every time either!) She came 4 more times that I counted. Several more that I didn't because I was... well, preocupied. Terry is a very special provider.

I love this hobby, I wish I could make it a job!

Im thinking BOP you might be able to write a nice little book for the rest of us who have a hard time convincing are S/O that she should give it a go. Im thinking the Glass Slipper was a winner and now she will look forward to seeing you even more. Its amazing when you hear the "No" word and then they end up enjoying themselves. I will buy your first book if you write one. :}

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Bird of Prey]Terry was on her knees saying "I never do anal!" Please note the "never do" terminaolgy. She never said "I do not do" or "I will not do" or even "Please don't make me".

Most girls will do what ever feels the best at the time. No I don't want to shock you gentle reader, but I eat pussy. If it's groomed and pink and scented properly, the lady and I are both in for a treat. In Terry's case, we are good to go!

When I dove into her nether region, I strayed a little south and once she was lubed I slipped a glass dildo in her butt. She squirmed at first, but being a trooper, (and the fact that was on her third orgasm) she stayed the course. She not only does anal now, she LOVES anal now. She came 4 more times that I counted. Several more that I didn't because I was... well, preocupied. Terry is a very special provider.

I love this hobby, I wish i could make it a job![/QUOTE]

Then I would be faced with having to choose what section to place my prose... Fact or Fiction? In the interest of telling the story with enough pizazz, I've been accused of stretching the truth on occasion. Guilty as charged, I'm afraid. In Terry's case, I promise the only thing stretched was her a*s!

(I'm very proud of the "DuShe Decimel System" tag. I just love a good pun and that one was good! I don't care who ya are!!!)

You are right on the money its all good and it gets even better. Its alot like oxygen, its only important if you're not getting any.

As Cheech once said:
Alright we got white pu**y, black pu**y, Spanish pu**y, yellow pu**y,
hot pu**y, red pu**y...try a big pu**y for a penny...if you can find
cheaper pu**y anywhere...FFUUU***KKKK IIIIITTTTTT!"--Cheech Marin

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Bird of Prey]I love this hobby, I wish I could make it a job![/QUOTE]Dude,

If this was you're job, you'd just blow it! OR have it blown, I'm not sure which!

(ducking now to avoid the vegetables being thrown)

[QUOTE=Bird of Prey](I'm very proud of the "DuShe Decimel System" tag. I just love a good pun and that one was good! I don't care who ya are!!!)[/QUOTE]Or, could it be the "douchey decimal system."?

Have to second the recommendation of BOP regarding Terri. After her duet the other night, I stopped in for a solo performance this afternoon. She is a very lovely lady, very skilled in her chosen profession. It's also nice to meet a lady who can actually have an adult conversation, and who is a genuinely nice person. Treat this lady special, gentlemen. She's a rare find! BOP continues to amaze with is amazing spidey sense for talent!

What intrigues you is not on my list of "need to knows".

As we all recognize, like an ass, everyone also has an oppinion. Your post qualifies you as also having a personality to match your baskside and your oppinion. I took a look at your past several posts and it seems all you do is complain in every forum you visit.

I'm pointing this out to Jackson and for the first time in my history adding you to my IGNORE list. I recommend this fabulous device to everyone in this forum. This way, you and your "bipolar" oppinion get the treatment they deserve.

Echo or Makala is a 23 year old 'Crack Ho" that can't decide what she ants to be when she grows up. (Personally, growing up is nothing to be thinking about when getting laid is the point.) You can see she's got lots of baby fat and a very evil grin when she's swallowing. During the encounter, we both had a great time with multiple pops. She also showed great interest on meeting as many forum members as possible. The problem is she simply doesn't have the train of thought of even a child. She called me for a ride this morning at 5Am. By the time I got dressed and drove to her location, about 15 minutes away, she had fallen back asleep and refusd to answer her phone. She called two more times during and both times wasn't there when I arrived. I don't chase pussy. So here she is. Just don't let her get away before you fu*k!!!

I say she can have all the baby fat in the world if shes using and doing the key word you mentioned--"swallowing"!! Thats what Im talking about. If you can find those super SW then I would keep her the black book of to-do ho's.

Great Job BOP ya gotta love a girl who can get those "rpm's up" with a nice set or DSL's..

Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=Bird of Prey]Echo or Makala is a 23 year old 'Crack Ho" that can't decide what she ants to be when she grows up. (Personally, growing up is nothing to be thinking about when getting laid is the point.) You can see she's got lots of baby fat and a very evil grin when she's swallowing. During the encounter, we both had a great time with multiple pops. She also showed great interest on meeting as many forum members as possible. The problem is she simply doesn't have the train of thought of even a child. She called me for a ride this morning at 5Am. By the time I got dressed and drove to her location, about 15 minutes away, she had fallen back asleep and refusd to answer her phone. She called two more times during and both times wasn't there when I arrived. I don't chase pussy. So here she is. Just don't let her get away before you fu*k!!![/QUOTE]

I get a number of welcomed personal messages each week, typically asking about specific girls or events. The most recent one I received clarified my thoughts on a main segment of our hobby... the Street Girls...

There is no defining the future in fu*king crack ho's except that there will be the fu*king of crack ho's in the future!

They can't control the pipe and we can't control them.

Therefore planning on fu*cking any particular crack ho... at any particular time is much like herding cats!

I know when I get up in the morning, I'm going to dipping my wick in one of them sometime during that day. Which one it will be is a surprise and A GIVEN FACT for both of us! They know they are goingto be fu*king someone(s). The one(s) on this given day, just happens to be me (and others).

Re-read and learn to live by the Rules of Mongering. (I prefer to call them the "22 Commandments of Mongering".) If you don't, you will be fu*cked but certainly not in the way you intend!

Spent some time with Echo over the noon hour today! It was well worth the visit, although the girl seriously needs to take few hours and get some sleep. She's clearly been soaring for the past few days... and a crash is coming. She about dozed off when I went to cover things up. So, I guess the advice would be to get it while you can, boys!

Is there a better area than sbw b/t paw and kel for mid-afternoon (2-6pm) sw's. Made 2 passes and saw nothing, zip, zilch, nada. I have a very conspicuous car so I can't make more than 1 pass up and down b/f it looks obvious.

Just after ICT "dipped his wick" Echo got another date and asked me for a ride to meet the guy. I told her she didn't have to "chase the dragon'. She had some money, she'd had some lunch and I arranged for a place for her to crash for remainder of the day. She made a lame excuse and started to walk 15 blocks thru a bad part of town to met the guy. (If your "spidey" sense isn't tingling read on.

Go back thru my posts for the past 3-4 years and you will find my reports on repeated attempts to help providers get a better life by getting stablized and off the pipe.

It's never worked. You can't save a ho whose sucked crack into their lungs. Write off any normal relationship you might fantasize about having with one of them. For a crumb the size of a grain of sand... they will lie; steal; leave their children, husband, mom or dad. They will take it in every hole, with no thought for their safty or yours (meaning any and everyone to follow); they will live on the street or under a bridge going for days without a change of clothes let alone a shower or food, water or rest.

Crack is the devil incarnate. There is nothing one won't do for the next hit. There's nothing you can do to change that. Crack is very ritualistic in nature with triggers that set off the ever increasing desire for the drug. In Echo's case, the earned money was the trigger. Not ICT's fault, not my fault, possibly a little of the blame can go on whomever first showed Echo how ruin her life a little at a time while having the time of her life. Echo is an adult who made a bad decision and continuies to make it badly again and again. Echo never came back, never called or even answered my repeated calls and texts.

Now that I've had my say on dope, may I also say this...

NEXT!!!!!