South Suburb Reports

I generally agree with Tip Itin about most Dommes. Most will only let you touch or kiss them in certain ways, and they will tell you what you can or can't do. Let me rephrase... they will tell you what to do. "Kiss my leg from my foot to the top of my thigh". "Kiss each ass cheek once". That sort of stuff. Most are not shy about touching you, but I've found a few that are. Forced DATY is not unusual. I have had happy endings a few times, but I usually paid for it with pain and humiliation. It's usually the less attractive ones that will do that. I found three different fairly hot Dommes that provided a happy endings as a regular part of their activities. Two are no longer around. The other one is an addict who is into extreme play, I wouldn't recommend her except for seasoned pro's. I also had a session with a girl I had seen a few times before, only this time she got drunk, and we had sex. That was great, but she's no longer around. Some insist that you get aroused, and get pissed if you're not. Had that happen many times, it's an act they play. I don't know how she expected me to be aroused with 25 lbs of weights hanging from my balls, but whatever.

And as is the case with everything else, outside of the Chicago area, things are a little more "fun".


[QUOTE=Tip Itin]- will I been nude/exposed? Yes
- will she be nude exposed in any way? Sometimes rare on a first visit
- can i touch her? ymmv very individual usually yes
- will she touch me? Yes but she won’t give you a “happy ending”
- is it ok if I get "aroused"? Oh Yes even if they pretend it not
- any relief at the end of the session? Self done One time in like 20 years I got BBBJ but oh so rare[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chad The Rtf]Will they let a 19 year old in at Arnie's? I know they serve liquor at this establishment, but the security at the place seems rather seedy anyway. Do you think they'd let a 19 year old in if he makes them aware that he's only there to see the girls?[/QUOTE]If you bring your mom they will let you in.

This place seems to getting alot of attn lately so I thought I'd stop in. Opens at 4 but the girls really get there around 8. Nothing new really shows up past 8/9. Fair amount of girls on the weekend pretty much all ebony. Everything from petite and firm to built like a mack truck. Everything on the menu for bargain prices and depending on the girl some real effort goes into the show. Some of the girls can be a bit aggresive. The crowd really isn't bad alot of young homies but theyre really only paying attn to the girls and their drinks.

[QUOTE=Joliet Jack]Hi,

Newcomers are looking too.

There is no way to prove that anyone of us is not a cop/moral crusader/ or spy.[/QUOTE]

Yes, there is a way. Get about a dozen really hot looking women that are very open minded, rent hall or larger suite in a hotel, invite all seniors on this thread to a 3-day free for all (just in case one of us can't make it on any one day) and let us get our nut as many times as we want with the girls. No money is to be exchanged between the seniors, any of the girls, or yourself. That way no laws will be broken.

Only then can we share with you the secret handshake and respond to your inquiries.

Oh yeah, when you are there hosting, wear a piece of duct tape on your shirt so we know it is you.

That's about the only way we will know that you are not a spy. Of course, if you are a spy working for some government agency, this should be easy to arrange. As evidenced in the various recent news headlines, taxpayers don't mind paying for this type of stuff.

This is your first step in a journey of enlightenment.

[QUOTE=LapDogg]... Only then can we share with you the secret handshake and respond to your inquiries.
....[/QUOTE]


LOL!

and .... the secret decoder rings have all be cracked by uncle LEO so we should all send 20 box tops of condom packs to the special address and a new one will be sent out to you..... Stay tuned.... Same Monger Time... Same Monger Channel.

I stopped in this weekend and had a very good time.

My suggestion though is to stay away from the mixed drinks (way too pricey) and go with beer.

Decided to go back to the ol' Crystal palace in Matteson. I really didn't want fs, but I did want a decent massage done on my back. The place was not busy at all. After being escorted to the room by the mamasan, the "door" (read here 'curtain') was opened and a girl in her late 30's entered. A little chubby and not very pretty, but after the sauna and shower (with good attention given to the troops), we returned to the room. I was treated to a better-than-average (on the amp scale) massage and she really worked out the kinks. At the end she changed to a "soft" massage and then the flip.

No real surprises. Nothing more than a hs happy ending.

I've been visiting them off and on since they opened. I miss the original two ladies, as the talent really varies. But it is one of the nicer spa's I've been to. Treat them well and they will treat you well. No extras, but a decent massage, etc. Switching gears, I am working on my 3rd card at Alices Spa on Wentworth. Not bad for the money!

Last Thursday I did a little cruise through Harvey, Phoenix, etc and had no luck whatsoever...the streets were dead!

Chicago Road might be mounting a comeback. Amy did a nice BJ for a reasonable price. Prefers it that way. Maybe 25, small top, but nice body, reasonable skills. Allows touching up top. Nice girl. This was on a Sunday night.

Is a little white guy safe at Arnies at night :)

Drove through the groves off of Sauk Trail, and it was absolutely dead.

[QUOTE=Steevo]Is a little white guy safe at Arnies at night :)[/QUOTE]Just hang out from 8-11, all the girls should be there after 8. The neighborhood crowd doesn't get there till 11. Or just get some special shoes with a switchblade hidden in the toe.

[QUOTE=Steevo]Is a little white guy safe at Arnies at night :)[/QUOTE]I have seen hundreds of little white guys go in Arnies at night.

I have never seen any leave so they must like it a lot.

[QUOTE=Steevo]Is a little white guy safe at Arnies at night :)[/QUOTE]

Not if your so little that the rubber doesn't stay on... that wouldn't be safe.