Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]So you walk around the strip club with a set of keys jangling on top of one foot ....
that's a *much* better idea than just leaving a single loose key on top of your tire :rolleyes:

Seriously , in warmer weather I wear sandals and when it gets colder I switch to loafers ,
and neither style of shoe has laces , so now what do I do , Bubbles ??[/QUOTE]


Well, you could buy a pair of shoes with laces, doh. You could call them your pz utimate-in-monger-footwear and then give us advice on what to wear while mongering. Get JoEll to be your model/spokesperson too.

Or you could put your spare in your wallet next to the trojan you've been carrying around,unused, for the past 20+ years.

Better yet, tie it to your d**k with a short length of string, it would serve a two fold purpose. Your key is safe and you won't have to spend so much time fishing around for little pz when nature calls. :eek:

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]So you walk around the strip club with a set of keys jangling on top of one foot ....
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bubba261]...what I do with my [b]key[/b]... [/QUOTE]
Really, PZ, if you are going to be an effective aggravator, spreading your trivial wisdom here in the interests of stirring up controversy and raising the blood pressure of other forum users, [b]get it right![/b]. One key (note that it was singular) cannot jangle.

On another note...what interpretation might someone make of seeing a single key on a shoelace - sort of like the old practice of putting a penny, nickel or quarter in the front of one's loafers?

[QUOTE=Viejo]Really, PZ, if you are going to be an effective aggravator, spreading your trivial wisdom here in the interests of stirring up controversy and raising the blood pressure of other forum users, [b]get it right![/b]. One key (note that it was singular) cannot jangle.

On another note...what interpretation might someone make of seeing a single key on a shoelace - sort of like the old practice of putting a penny, nickel or quarter in the front of one's loafers?[/QUOTE]


What is the sound of one key jangeling?

Keyring I'd like to introduce you to pocket, pocket I'd like you to meet keyring.

'nuff said;)

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]So you walk around the strip club with a set of keys jangling on top of one foot ....
that's a *much* better idea than just leaving a single loose key on top of your tire :rolleyes:

[/QUOTE]Hey SFB, it's ONE key (try reading, eh?) and it's tucked INSIDE the shoe. Try it sometime, it'll be right next to your brain.

[QUOTE]Seriously , in warmer weather I wear sandals and when it gets colder I switch to loafers ,
and neither style of shoe has laces , so now what do I do , Bubbles ??[/QUOTE]Probably nothing, since you've never given us any indication that you actually EVER go into any of these places, [b]Psycho Zombie[/b]

[QUOTE=Gansett]Well, you could buy a pair of shoes with laces, doh. You could call them your pz utimate-in-monger-footwear and then give us advice on what to wear while mongering. Get JoEll to be your model/spokesperson too.

Or you could put your spare in your wallet next to the trojan you've been carrying around,unused, for the past 20+ years.

Better yet, tie it to your d**k with a short length of string, it would serve a two fold purpose. Your key is safe and you won't have to spend so much time fishing around for little pz when nature calls. :eek:[/QUOTE]

This should be nominated as a post of distinction - fucking hilarious if it weren't so true!

PS - if he bought a pair of shoes with laces he'd have to learn how to tie them. THAT could bring his "mongering" to a screeching halt for weeks.

[QUOTE=Bob Johnson]What is the sound of one key jangeling?[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a monger Koan to contemplate.

Guest123

How about a show of hands, who's lost their keys in a strip club before? Just one of you? Okay then, what are you so worried about? Whatever you've been doing has worked so far. Give it a rest already.

Of course, if you think you need yet another option, wear a spare key around your neck on a string (or a chain). Just make sure you tie it tight around your neck or else it'll fall off when you lose your head.

PZ you wear sandals? That's an easy one. Just put the key inside one of your over-the-calf black socks. Simple.

:^)

Guest123

Lol, Twenty-something posts on a thread about strip clubs without anyone mentioning a stripper! No wonder us Mass. guys have to drive down there and spend some cash....you guys are all stuck in the parking lot trying to figure out what to do with your wallets, money, keys and shoes....

[QUOTE=Guest123]
PZ you wear sandals? That's an easy one. Just put the key inside one of your over-the-calf black socks. Simple.

:^)

Guest123[/QUOTE]


Now that's funny, don't care who ya are!!

Thanks Guest, thanksalot,,now I have this mental picture, sandals, black socks, plaid Bermuda shorts, Hawaiian print shirt, Foster Grants and one of those dorky straw hats covering his baldness,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[QUOTE=Boston Guy 57]Lol, Twenty-something posts on a thread about strip clubs without anyone mentioning a stripper![/QUOTE]
BG57, We've been reporting on them ad nauseum for what seems like an eternity. So we go off topic once in a while...can you blame us? It's like getting bored reciting the alphabet after you've already begun reading books. It's old. The alphabet is for the MA newbies because we've already graduated to reading porn. Yes, we're spolied.

:^)

Guest123

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]Seriously , in warmer weather I wear sandals and when it gets colder I switch to loafers[/QUOTE]Well that explains it! You must be really skinny PZ because everyone on here knows that you're a "little light in the loafers" anyway.

[QUOTE=Gansett]Now that's funny, don't care who ya are!!

Thanks Guest, thanksalot,,now I have this mental picture, sandals, black socks, plaid Bermuda shorts, Hawaiian print shirt, Foster Grants and one of those dorky straw hats covering his baldness,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,[/QUOTE]

Don't forget the white plastic belt to hold the shorts up.

[QUOTE=Bubba261]Don't forget the white plastic belt to hold the shorts up.[/QUOTE]I thought he had pink suspenders.

[QUOTE=Little Tony II]I thought he had pink suspenders.....[/QUOTE]You are so right!